I say to all that I did sin,
I blame it on a little gin
And there was vodka and Vermouth,
quite a bit to tell the truth
A pretty girl stood oh so near,
I had to offer her a beer
I took her home and wondered how,
I'd manage to uphold my vow
She lay down upon the bed,
I asked if we could pray instead
She smiled and opened up her arms,
another saint fallen by a woman's charm
Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer
you'd better shine if you want dinner
you'll attract some bug or other
it might even be your mother
glow little glow worm glow
Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer
I don't think that you're a sinner
even if you ate your mother
that doesn't mean you didn't love her
glow little glow worm glow
Run little human to your workplace
your job sucks but life's a rat race
follow orders from 9-5
the system says that's how you survive
run little human run
Party little human, life is groovy
have some drinks and watch a movie
there's no need for things to change
as long as you can dull the pain
party little human party
Rage little human, your light is fading
there's not much time for youth and mating
rub that lotion in as much as you please
there's no cure for this disease
Age little human age
Pray little human it's time to die
we little worms are standing by
though you think your soul is real
soon you're going to be our meal
pray little human pray
On my honor, good and true
I pledge to all, I will not screw
any person, place, or thing,
that does not wear my wedding ring
while other kids are having fun,
I'll be home praying like a nun,
I know they will not laugh at me,
once they get their std
