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Ramblings
The other day someone I used to call friend broke into my home and took something I need to servive a day at work and to over come the pains I endure from everyday life.. Junkies.. Cant stand them..Any way, you know who you are, and you also know it takes a lot to piss me off, but you have accomplished that.. And now your done, finished, I will do nothing for you again.. My last favor for you was that I didnt call the cops.. No forced entry narrows the field of suspects.. Also knowing the house was going to be empty, and the only thing you took was that certain item would put them right on your door step.. There was an offer made, you ignored it, and now that I am on crutches because i fell down the steps and am in excrutiating pain brings me to say, Your Done, Finnee, and will never be welcome to my home again. Dont bother knocking.. You know who you are, to all others, nothing has changed!!!!

What I'm Feeling As Of Now
she excited him she knew and the more she exposed all of her little goodies the more she seen the sweet bead up on his neck and knew i can get this guy off before intercourse so she dance and dance that seductive dance that dance that well.... tellin' about it has anybody hot so she grind out her hips to a thrustin' motion she enjoy every bit of watchin him squirm a sudden occurrence of happen in mind wait just yet oh, "hon' not so fast" and as the lace and satin negligee falls and revealsthat she wants him but he is so in control though he thinks being handcuff that he is going to get the time of his life and she striddles him in bed and puttin those lips on his lips and and she pulls away and ferocious like he raises he head "madam we-we, you taste so goooood tonight" and licks his lips and thinks heavenly and his tongue thank him for this cheri " mon dieu to taste such sweetness breathe takin'... " his saliva of drool of mix juices of only

Contests
I don't know about anyone else but getting asked to support someone in some contest or another on here when they can't even be bothered to reply when you leave them a comment or just say Hi is just FU-cked.I'm a Libra and almost to s fault insist on giving people to many chances...but I don't wear the kick me sign,Maybe you can find 10'000 of your closest friends to bomb ya or whatever so you get something free but i'm sure your to good for me or to need my help since you have proven you are by ignoring any attempt at being nice.....GOOD LUCK but i'm Not Bombing anyone

To All The Cali Bitches!!!!!!!!!!
somebody posted one about pensylvania thinking there should be a competition accusing all cali girls to be fake fake boobs fake hair fake nails fake everything well i wasnt gonna post this till i read that fuck that shit i stand up for myself is some pensylvania bitch wants to get in my face ill kick her ass fake?????????? i have fake nothing but even if i did so the fuck what r ya jealous? give me a fucking break so u wear boots congrats prob ugly ass boots not fashion boots like we wear shit kickers what? they rnt fashion so wtf ever stop the competition cali is a great place so dont hate appreciate I am from CALIFORNIA which means: - Everyone hates cops. - I live next door to mexicans. - I know what Tri-Tip is. - Our chicks are WAAAYY hotter than yours. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "siiick" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "holla" and "hella" and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often. - I know w

Silly Boys
okay so i really like this guy, but i really dont know if he likes me which is super frustrating. but anyways i was with my friend today and we ran into him somewhere and she thought he was flirting with me. i have NO idea what to do about it since im such a shy girl and just wish people would talk to me and figure everything out. if anyone has suggestions that would be great. hes such a sweat heart but i dont want to do anything that would ruin our friendship either. sometimes i really hate having crushes!

Goodbye Grandpa
My Grandpa went with the angels to be with God tonight and I may be sad and depressed that hes gone but hes in a better place now. The pain is gone and the cancer is gone. So please have him in your thoughts and prayers. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH GRANDPA!!! WE WILL MISS YOU TERRIBLY!!! FLOYD SPIDELL GONE TO BE WIH THE ANGELS 12/19/2007

Pandoras' Box
Pandora's Box At one time the only mortals on the earth were men. Prometheus had made them, Athene had breathed life into them. The chief god Zeus did not like them. One day Prometheus was trying to solve a quarrel that was raging between the gods and the men. At a festival the men were going to sacrifice a bull for the first time. They asked him which parts of the bull should be offered to the gods and which should be eaten by men. Prometheus decided to play a trick on Zeus. He killed the bull, skinned it and butchered it. He split it into two portions, in one he put the best, lean meat. In the second he put bones followed by a thick layer of fat. Prometheus offered both to Zeus to take his choice. Zeus looked at both portions, one looked good but was rather on the small side, the other was much larger and covered in a layer of fat which Zeus felt must cover the best, tastiest portion of meat. He chose that one. When Zeus realised that he had been tricked he was furious. He took

Being Lost And So Confused
I think this blog willl be the hardest one I have ever written. I know at times people often sit and wonder exactly how they will say each thing, and here I am finding myself at a huge loss. I am at such a loss and so confused about my pure existance right now. I know that some of you who read this just will not understand how I am feeling, but on the other hand I bet there will be some that will be like, "Oh yeah I know exactly how she feels!" I guess I should begin since I do have so much on my mind right now. You see awhile back ago I kind of gave up on love, I ended up in the hospital over it and everything. My so called fiancee had deeply killed who I was and who I wanted to become. She was everything to me, my life and yeah I see now that I just held on too tight. When she just up and abandoned me I thought what the hell there is no such thing as in love. I wanted to give up. But then I met someone, someone that I see as a perfect angel. Only problem is we live so far a

Iam Leaving
iam sad to say that after christmas i will be leaving Fubar, iam moving to Africa and broadband it usless, so to all the friends i have made XX take good care and enjoy life because we are only here once , Peace & Love to all XX Tony XX

This Will Make You Cry
this will make you cry. > >A Billion /newer version for 2007 > > >The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual >manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending >YOUR tax money. > >A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising >agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in >one of its releases. > > >A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. > >B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. > >C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. > >D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. > >E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate >our government is spending it. > >While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New >Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . > >Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress >for $250 BILLION to rebuild New O

Holidays
Well, its almost here, and my 35th birthday is almost here as well. My birthday is the 23rd and I am pretty happy about turning 35 just 2 days before Christmas. I love Christmas time, its a time of sharing and caring and giving. Just remember tis the season to be jolly, and that Christ is the reason for the season. No snow here for Christmas, but its cold enough to snow but we get rain and I like rain. Well, you all have a very Merry Christmas and a safe and joyful Happy New Year. imikimi - Customize Your World

The Taser
enjoy! guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spo

He Does Exist.....
Isn’t it amazing how things just happen? I’m sure we all know things don’t just happen but that is the way it seems. Just when I thought that finding the ever elusive love of my life was all but impossible he strolls through the door. It’s as though all roads led to him and this moment in my life. It is so overwhelming. It brings tears to my eyes when I think of how awesome he is and how much he loves me. He is sweet and attentive and loving. (Did I say VERY HANDSOME?) I am not jumping up and down or giddy or bouncing off the walls. I am so calm and peaceful. It is as though this is exactly where God meant for me to be. It is as though this is the man God meant for me to be with. He put him right in my face. I am so thankful. I would move Heaven and earth for him so moving to Orlando is such a small gesture. Wish me luck! (with the move)

Angel's
Before today i thought my kidz weren't gonna have a good christmas ... but then i got a call from my sons school this mornin to come in for a min ... when i got there they had 3 huge boxes full of presents ... i cried ... then i got a call from tha op shop an they said that they had presents there for my kidz that i could pic up ... they had 2 bags full of presents for tha kidz .... so thanks to "christmas angels" my kidz will have a great christmas ... just wanted to say merry christmas to all of u an hope all tha best ....

Please Pray For Her!!
My soon to be step-daughter had a very rough day today and it is goin to be hard for her for awhile. We had taken her to the doctors this morning because she had been havin headaches lately. They took a blood sugar count and a urine count too. Her urine had glucose in it and her sugar level was high. So they told us to go down to the nearest Childrens Hospital. They were waiting for us to get there. They took another sugar level count and even after over two hours her level was at 430 which is very high. She has to stay in the hospital for the next few days I came home long enough to take our pet out then I am heading back up there. They told us she will have to have 4 shots a day of insulin for the rest of her life. She is only 10yrs old. I don't mind rearranging how we prepare food but it has been very hard on her. She is scared and she is hardly ever sick. Please pray for us and even more so for her. You can leave comments here or on My B/f's site( Her DaD). He is tryin to deal with

Sometimes You Don't See It Coming...
As another day approaches. I have to stop and think. How did I not see it coming. Now I'm filled with discust. All of this wasted time. My mind races with rage. I have to finda way through. My heart feels torn. Stomach is in knots. Was it something I missed. Will I ever find love. Is it real. Or just a figment of my mind. Will tommorow bring happiness. Can anyone truely be happy. Or am I just alone. Someday I'll know. Just not today..

New Tattoo
New Tattoo I've been out drinkin with the boys again Sorry I'm calling after 2 a.m. There's something that I need to say to you I know it's late But this can't wait I just got a new tattoo One love and a, one woman You're my new tattoo Tonight is the very first night of my life with you Until the day I die I promise it's true Everyone will see my new tattoo Tonight I saw your face up in the stars Stumbled here to paint you on my arm There's something that I need to say to you So I wrote this song Cause you belong Right here on my new tattoo One love and a, one woman You're my new tattoo Tonight is the very first night of my life with you Until the day I die I promise it's true Everyone will see my I don't want to see us fade away I don't want to be without you another day I could be your Dorian Gray I won't fade away No, I won't fade away One love and a, one woman You're my new tattoo Tonight is the very first night of my life with you One l

Stuff
I seen this posted on another site and thought someone would get a kick from it.. Hello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so lets see if you stack up to my extremely high expectations: 1. Please do not have your own mode of transportation. I expect to pick you up and drive you everywhere, including dates that you can't afford to take me on, work, to see your kids and to deliver you to your drug dealer's at 3 in the morning. 2. Please have at least three addictions! I prefer alcohol, pot and cigarettes. Cocaine habit a plus! Please do not share your substances with me as I prefer to buy my own. In fact, please borrow my money to purchase yours! 3. Please live with your mother. If this is not possible becasue you don't know who she is, then please live in a big house with five other guys and a six foot graffix bong you call "chewbongka". Please ha

Thank You Mizz Shady!
HA HA HA IT'S METAL RON!!! Metal Ron@ fubar HEY EVERYONE CHECK IT OUT... IT'S METAL RON AND HES HOSTING A HAPPY HOUR COMING UP THIS FRIDAY.. WE ALL LOVE IT WHEN ITS OUR TURN TO HOST ONE SO WHY WOULD HE BE ANY DIFFERENT? HE'S NOT. HE IS VERY EXCITED. THIS WILL BE HIS FIRST TIME EVER TO HOST ONE.. NOT ONLY THAT YOU GUYS CHECK OUT HIS SCORE.. LOOK AT HIS POINTS... HES SECONDS FROM HITTING GODFATHER. NO ONE NEEDS TO SAY HOW IMPORTANT THAT STEP IS WITH NEW LEVELS OR NOT ITS STILL A GOAL MANY OF US HAVE.. LETS DO THIS FOR HIM. LETS PUSH HIM OVER THE TOP DURING HIS OWN HAPPY HOUR.. WE CAN DO IT. JUST GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN ONCE YOU SEE HIS TIME HAS CAME.. THEY RESET OUR PICTURE RATTINGS NOW ONCE A WEEK SO I'M VERY CERTAIN THERE IS SOMETHING YOU ALL CAN FIND TO RATE DURING THIS TIME.. IF NOT SOONER.. WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT TO PUSH HIM OVER THE TOP BUT AT LEAST BY HIS HAPPY HOUR TIME WE SHOULD DO IT.. I'M EXCITTED FOR HIM AND I HOPE YOU ALL WILL BE TOO. NOW LETS DO

Chris2miss
christmas isn't what it use 2 be. since reagan shit has been real suspect or more fucked up. I am still trying 2 figure out when christmas became the extortion scheme? if u good wit the process of being bully out of your money, then u must b rich or stupid!!! believe it people r killin themselves because they can't stand this holiday. people r being evicted on new years, because they want 2 play wit toys instead of paying their rent. then think about it u already gave thanks and now u have 2 give a gift 30 days later. i know alot of us wish it was a santa, so they could stop taking his place. this has become holiday that breaks retails piggy bank. what about ur bank? probably at negative 0. yeah thats ok right? i'm not saying don't buy shit, but we are suffering behind gas, gas and electric, oil, food, skyrocketing rents, and childcare already. Now we are trapped between thanksgiving, christmas and then new years. that is suspect 4 real, 666. it ain't nothing about bringing home

My Daughters Surgery
Hi yall so i found out when my daughters surgery is gonna be......it is january 16th, it is to remove a cyst in her throat please keep her in you thoughts and hope that she makes a full recovery... Thank you

Friendship!!!
Heavenly Father up above; Please protect the friends I love; Always keep them safe and sound; No matter when or where they are bound; And dear Lord ,let me be; The kind of friend ,they want to see; Keep us now, Keep us forever; Happy,Loving ,and Always Together.

All About Me
1. I hate driving, been driving since I was 24 never wanted to drive and still hate it, will avoid it whenever I can, also I just dont have the nerves for lots of traffic, just hate driving ugh. 2. I do like driving the forklift, and I'am pretty good at it. 3. I work 7pm-7am nightshift and I have always been a nightowl. 4.I'am shy but when I warm up I won't shut up, and some people think I'm stuck up since I dont talk to everyone, fact is I dont know you or have something to say I wont talk. 5. My ancestor is Billy the Kid, and no I dont feel like proving it, I wasnt happy when I 1st heard but since then I realized that not all was black and white, good wasnt really good and outlaws werent always bad, in his case he wasnt really that bad, more missunderstood than anything. 6. I love hockey and baseball, I like all sports really but those are my fav. 7. I was engaged once... 8. I believe people have given up on love, anytime something goes wrong they run away, peop

I've Been Gone For A While!
Hey all! I'm sorry that I missed all of your comments, ratings, and such. I've been moving into a new place so things have been hectic but I'm up and running again so please if I missed a comment or something pipe up and lemme know! Ciao

At Last, The 2008 Show!
They say there's a broken for every heart on Broadway, they say that life's a game and then they take the board away. They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story, then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret. In no longer pretty cities there are fingers in the kitties, there are warrants, forms, and chitties and a jack boot on the stair. There's sex and death and human grime in monochrome for one thin dime, and at least the trains all run on time, but they don't go anywhere. Facing their responsibiltires either on their backs or on their knees, there are ladies who just simply freeze and dare not turn away and the widows who refuse to cry with be dressed in garter and bow-tie and be taught to kick their legs up high in this vicious cabaret. At last, the 2008 show! The ballet on the burning stage! The documentary seen upon the fractured screen! The dreadful poem scrawled upon the crumpled page! There's a policeman with an honest soul that has seen whos

Wut A Coward!
Tonight I responed to the following mumm from aries2641581, titled "what should i do again? lol http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=264662 His Question "I showed my other half a pair of shoes I wanted for x-mas. She sees the price (120.00) and says that she is not paying that much for a present. Now christmas is the time to get anything thing that you want right?? Should i get her what she wants for x-mas. " My answer, "A gift is a privlage and an honor to receive, it is NOT a Right sheesh! If you want something that bad you should buy it for yourself. The gift should come from the heart of the giver, because the joy comes from giving. You should not tell a person what to get you or even or even expect that would get you anything at all. If you care about her and want to make her feel special then get her a gift from the heart. It seems to me that the fact you would even ask suck a selfish question would warrant two lumps of coal in your stocking this year..' Th

If I Die Tomorrow
If I Die Tomorrow I wake up to find myself After all these years And where all the time has gone Still seems so unclear Cause there's no one else Since I found you I know it's been so hard You should know If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Have I said all I can say You're my everything You make me feel so alive If I die tomorrow It brings out the worst in me When you're not around I missed the sound of your voice The silence seems so loud Cause there's no one else Since I found you I know it's been so hard You should know If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Have I said, all I can say You're my everything You make me feel so alive If I die tomorrow I spent all my life Looking for our innocence I've got nothing to lose Nothing to prove I won't make the same mistakes Now I know That everything will be okay If I die tomorrow If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Hav

Invictus
This is one of my all time favorite poems i have know since i was a teenager, i read this everyweek and feel it speaks to me in many ways for it sums up my in many words!!! for i am a fighter in life i don't give up on things in life easily. no matter how bad life can get i think we can find something positive in any situation, you just need to seek out what is is and build off that and star to walk forward from that point...hope anyone that reads the poems feel that is has a powerful deep meaning as i get from it!!!! INVICTUS OUT of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How ch

Boyfriend App
I am 5'1, 140 lbs. i love things outdoors. i have two wonderful children who mean the world to me... but thats enough for now i want to know sometings about you ...... ************************************************************************ 1. What do you like about yourself? ________________________________________________________________________ ************************************************************************ 2. What do you NOT like about yourself? ________________________________________________________________________ ************************************************************************ 3. What would you say are some of your STRONGEST qualities? ________________________________________________________________________ ************************************************************************ 4. What would you say are your WEAKEST qualities? ________________________________________________________________________ ************************************

Black, White, Or Female?
this has shaped up 2 become a president circus 2 pay attention 2. We got Marjorities (republicans), Minority (darker then normal person), and another minority (woman not lady, because she only wear pants.) Whoever they (i will explain about "they") elect i really feel it is going to become more hefty price pay behind it. most people feel if they elect a black man, he going 2 do his best eliminate welfare, social security, and anything that not only blacks depend on, but white people also. all sorts of shit is going 2 change and i know we will b attacks more by probably every other country. if they elect a woman, PMS or menopause might make her slip up and she drop the bomb on china. not 2 mention a lot of people r suspect about clinton running the country while getting a blow job. Me myself I am wondering y i haven't see her in a dress? ain't nobody going get close enuff 2 get an up ur skirt shot. I am sort of curious, but not enuff 2 elect her. and these phony republicans, w

The Strength Of All The Elements
The one who takes your hand and touches your heart is a true friend. We seldom think of what we have, but always think of what we miss. Don't cry because its over now, laugh because it happened. The more your precisely you plan, the harder destiny will hit you. What happens, happens for a reason. The best things happen, when you least expect them. The greatest events aren't the loudest but the most quiet hours. The most difficult lesson to learn is which bridge in life to use or which one to burn. Everybody sees how you seem, However, Only some know who you are. He who would like to have something he never had, will have to do something well that he hasn't yet done. Perhaps God would want you to become acquainted with many different people in the course of your life so that when you meet the right ones you can appreciate and be grateful for them. Plan for tomorrow but LIVE for today! Love doesn't require that two people look at each other but rather they they look together in the same

Colors
Hello..First Blog..Yay.. But I have alot alot alot of pictures..People might be confused on which ones are recent...It will have NEWEST picture on it so it wont be as confusing... I am still getting use to this site as seeing this is my 2nd day...I hope to meet alot of people...*waves*

Boyfriend Application
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" > > Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" > > > > 1. Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Fave Color: > > 4. Whats your sign? > > 5.Phone Number: > > 6. Location: > > 7. Height: > > 8.Hair (color and style): > > 9.Piercings/tattoos: > > > HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... > > > 1. Are we friends? > > 2. Do you have a crush on me? > > 3. Would you kiss me? > > 4. ...with tongue? > > 5. Would you enjoy it? > > 6. Would you ever ask me out? > > 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? > > 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? > > 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? > > 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? > > 12. WOuld you fool around with me? > > 13. Do you/have you talked about me? > > 14. Do you think I'm a good person? > > 15. Would u take a nap with me? > > 16.Do you think I'm cute? > > 17. If you could change anyt

My Favorite Lingerie Site!
So I am psyched about finally finding a lingerie site I like. I have a thing for lingerie and can't seem to get enough. But, then again what woman doesn't like sexy stuff right? The prices are seriously affordable AND they actually have "BIG GIRL" sizes. Anyway I had to spread the word about this site cause it's so great. Check it out if you get a chance. They even have gift certificates which totally comes in handy for people you have no idea what to get. www.atasteofangels.com

Mass Messages On Im's - My Thoughts
Thanks To My Baby Dj Insanity For This Lovely Rant Lol.. I am sick and fucking tired of all these mass IM's saying *Cleaning out my list, if you don't respond I will delete you.* or *I'm sick and tired of seeing everyone online, but not talking to me so I'll be deleting those that don't talk.* It's fucking life! Go ahead and delete me you pretentious prick! I don't sign online for your personal amusement! And I certainly don't need all your negativity! If that's how you feel about me I don't wanna fucking talk to you anyway! I have hundreds and hundreds of people on my list! Do you honestly think we can talk to all of them at once? Ever fucking think of messaging me? It takes two to tango, I'm not going to message you every god damned day if your not doing the same! Which brings me to a more important point, if we're not talking, and you don't want us on your list, why not just fucking delete us? Why do you want us to get on our knees and beg forgiveness just to stay on your list

Dang Gina!
Just thought I'd tell ya more about me. I am not on Fubar often but once I get the hang of it, I should be. I am 41. I have Multiple Sclerosis. I was dx 4 years ago. I miss the old me so damn much but what can I do? I do okay I guess. I don't work anymore. Can't. I miss working the most. I worked at a sawmill for 6 years. I haven't been in a relationship in a year now...by choice I guess. I miss going out and partying. Music and guitars and live concerts have always been my passion. Writing comes in 2nd. I have been published numerous times. My favorite kind of music has always been the Blues, Texas Blues mostly (I LOVE SRV). I love grunge, rock, alternative, metal, 80's hair bands, country...no jazz or classical or opera! UGH! LOL I even like Bluegrass if I am there watching the show. I am mostly on MySpace but will try to come in here more and learn this whole thing! lol Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and all that! Gina

~why~
Ok someone please help me on this how come when you start talking to someone do they feel like they need to play with your mind.. Why do they say yes I want a relationship when in all reality they don't they are just looking for an easy piece of a**... Things would be alot easier if they come out and say hey I just want to have sex with you that's it.. They might get it a lot faster than playing the whole mind trick thing.. If they come out with the truth in the beginning then the other party has a chance to protect themselves and decide if they want to get involved or not and if they do then it's their own fault if they brought the feelings into it and not so much the other person who was straight forward with them from the start... So how come people do this and not be straight forward from the start, but play around with the people's emotions.. I feel that one is better prepared if they know somewhat, what they are getting themselves into .. I know not all the time one doesn't

Upgrades Are Not Always Good.
Relationships Turned Electronic Category: Quiz/Survey Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a Distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in The flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, Such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed Undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes The system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but To no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ---------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try To download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to insta

Whitefeathers Rain Dance
MANY PEOPLE CAN TALK THE TALK BUT CAN YOU WALK THE WALK AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY I KNOW I CAN AND I"M THE TYPE ALWAYS UP FOR A GOOD CONVERSATION AND DRINK BE MARRY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.HOPE TO CHATT SOON HAVE A GREAT HOLADAY AND NEW YEAR TO COME.

Christmas!
Well it is Christmas time. Time to show your love for all. Its the time for forgiveness. So instead of worrying on what you want for Christmas think about what you can give. Remember Jesus is the reason we have this season and he gave the greatest gift of all. UNCONDITIONAL LOVE FOR ALL. And what did he ask for in return?...... Just the same....Love. Christmas is the time to remember how much we love each other and how much we mean to each other. So I am wishing all a MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Company Xmas/end Of Year Party
Daym my first big corporate comapany party and I gotta tell ya some people at work can act a fool (daym glad I got it on tape lol) It was a blast but kinda suck cuz we could not call it a Christmas Party due to some employees do not celebrate Christmas, what a bunch of crock but hey ya can't discriminate, but my opion(sp) if ya don't celebrate it don't go why make everyone else suffer. But hell I had a great time and will post pics soon on happy hour. Humm that question sounds like a good mumm, gotta do that when I am a little bit more sober I got hammered with the rest of them!!!!!!!

Wow This Is Fucked
no god damn gf for a fuckin while now.... still have feelings for the bitch of an ex i shouldnt mainly bc i dont have anyone to share any feelings with so i just dwell fuck life sux right now!!! tryin to get into trucking have zero fuckin money tryin to sell shit but its not workin in my favor.... the only car i had to drive is not reg any more..... and i dont have tho money to bring it current and smog the fucker!!! dads stressed bc my mom goes in for surgery!!!!! my lil bro goes in for surgery.... wtf kind of xmas is this!!!! last year my fucking gma dies then my great gpa..... we have to pay for 3 fuckin houses bc the rest of my family slacks on fuckin payments.... i have no fucking job at the moment so i just spent my last 20 to get my dad to work!!!! THIS IS FUCKED!!!!!! my chevy is fuckin knockin so i cant drive it, i just baught a god damn carb for it... and now i have to swap the motors.... yet in the background when ever i try to do anything constructive my dad just sees it as

Life
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the fi

A Mothers Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music

Society
After spending a week or so reading and commenting on some of the mumms that get posted here I start asking myself is this really what is on the minds of people today. Have we transgressed ourselves into this sub culture of sex, drugs, violence, and stupidity? What ever happened to morality and honor? Where have all the people disappeared too that still believe in living life with a code of ethics? I do not even dare claim to be perfect for I know I have many flaws myself, however I try to progress and become a better person through experience, learning, and changing myself into what I would consider someone with morality, honor, commitment, and courage. Men use to court women with poems and songs.. often spending a ton of their time trying their best to prove that they are worthy and admirable enough for the love of that lady.. now it just seems like everyone jumps into the first bed they get an offer from. Am I alone in my thoughts and is it true that possibly I am a part of a

I Wish I Knew What I Was Doing!
i have never worked with this fubar stuff im a myspace nut i love it and im starting to get the hang of the fubar editing but i jus started my account and it was made on dec 9 but its now 10 days later and i havent done anything on here till tonight i have started messing with it and i kinda like it i will get more use to it im sure but anyways thanks ellie for making me create a fubar account baby anywho later yall im out

Sex Survey
The Ultimate Sex Survey 1. What's your name?: 2. Age?: 3. Are you a virgin?: 4. Do you remember your first time?: 5. If you could change your first, would you?: 6. Favorite Position?: 7. Foreplay or Roleplay?: 8. Rough or sensual?: 9. Have you ever had a one night stand?: 10. Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?: 11. Do you like kissing during sex?: 12. Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?: 13. Do you moan?: 14. Do you like to talk dirty?: 15. Do you like to have your hair pulled? 16. Do you like to be spanked?: 17. How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?: 18. Could you live without sex?: 19. Do you like oral sex?: 20. How many times have you had sex in one day?: 21. Have you ever had a 3-some?: 22. Have you ever been caught in the act?: 23. What's your biggest turn on?: 24. Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?: 25. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?: 26. Have you ever used toys during s

For Autumn
I have this little angel. For me she left her wings. She has no idea how much happiness she truly brings. She brightens up my days with her smiles and her laughs. She helps me to remember all the blessings that I have. Her face, it is so perfect, she's sweet and soft and pure. Sometimes she can be willful and sometimes she is demure. She tries her very hardest to please and do what's right. She gives the greatest hugs from morning until night. Every person that has known her sees this light within her soul I know that in this whole great world, she has a special role. She's helpful and considerate to everyone she knows This light in her shines brighter as my angel grows. When she sees someone is sad, it opens up her heart. She wants to do all that she can; she wants to do her part. She'll squeeze away the sorrow and make me forget about my pain. She shows me where the sun is when we're hiding from the rain. I know that God must love me, He showed

This Is Me
I am ... A woman With a full heart, hidden Somewhere in an empty room ... With eyes not quite of autumn's gold, and yet Neither all of summer's green; I wonder ... If love is a tale made for children -- A granting of sweet dreams in their innocence -- A honey-coating to help their throats Choke down the bitter draught ... I hear ... A voice that whispers warnings, half-formed, Bodiless as hope, until I swear I cannot draw Another breath unless this spectre be unmasked, His lies mangled 'neath my righteous tread; I see ... A woman, proud, uncompromising, Diaphanous as air -- less, even, than the tears That fall in desolation about her weary feet, Salt poison pooled upon the withered ground ... I want ... A measure of quietude, a certain silence, The echo of alone which heals me of dreaming, The nothing that stills the wanting, The numb, the cold that laughs at pain; I am A woman, hidden ... I pretend ... That I can live forever -- that Time Has no puissa

My Father
my father passed away on this day in 2000. it was in 2000 that i first went to talladega to the nascar races. my father was so excited when he found out i was going to get to go to the races. i saw dale earnhardt sr win his last race. i miss my dad so much. my father died in december and dale sr was killed the following feburary.

The Bone Thug Story
In 2005 Bone Thugs was working on an Album/Movie for an Oct. '05 release. You can hear Layzie talk about it in my interview with Bone Thugs recorded May 30th, 2005. They recorded songs with Kanye West, Petey Pablo, Jazzy Pha, & others. They were also working on a movie by the same title "The Bone Thug Story"! That Album never got completed & the movie never got made cuz of afew issues that get mentioned in the interview. They were working with Darryl McDaniels (of Run-D.M.C.) to broker a deal with major labels. Dr. Dre & Aftermath wanted Bone Thugs but only if all five or even four but not just three. Alot of other labels was on that two until Layzie got at them about their situation, hunger, and proof that Bone Thugs has always been 'Layzie, Krayzie, & Wish' and can produce hits as a trio. The first label to jump on broad accepting Bone Thugs as a trio was Full Surface (aka Swizz Beatz) who was under Interscope. Once that deal went down they drop

21st Birthday
I started drinking miller high life the night before, hung out with tim and sam, then drank some icehouse, went to bed, woke up, smoked some pot, my ghetto neighbors got kicked out of their apartment, my country singer neighbor gave me his old couch so now i have two couches, went to my mom's house and she took me to the olive garden which was fucking amazing, i ate the fuck out of everything at the olive garden and ordered a $9.25 glass of wine, went and hung out at the o-house with liz, drank a budweiser, 3 bud lights, and a shot of the 3 wise men, left and picked up sam, drank one of those big bottles of smirnoff ice, liz came over, and then i fell asleep with liz in my bed. Didn't get laid on my birthday like I've been so superstitious about, but i still slept next to a woman. All in all it was an amazing day.

Nsfw Pics
i just ran out of family spots so i have some motivation for everyone to comment my default pics. if i get 20 good comments on each of my default pics i will open up the nsfw pics. those pics are not nude, but they are a lot sexier. never fear, if you have crushed me and i open up that folder, i will post a pic for my family only. it's a close up you probably wont want to miss. that will only be available for my crushes. no free rides on that pic.

Xmas Time!!!
Soooo I am going on leave here Saturday to go back to IL and it be nice to see that I leveled to 15 (it's 25,000 pointz) sooo it be nice to see that you guys did whatever it took to help me level since I wont be on much till I come back to GA from leave! Wish you all the best holiday! Rob

Christmas Wish
Hi All, I just thought I would give whoever actually reads these a clue. I'm 44.. yes, it's true... I am a mom of 3 daughters... I am NOT online for a hook up, 1 night stands, players, drama, liers, or anyones BS. but that seems to be all I get. Do I think I'll find my 'soul mate' or a real 'relationship' with someone from online... well, it is possible, but I won't hold my breath b/c again, all I seem to attract are the types of men that I mentioned above. I've been threatening to take my Fubar account and close it. I've only stayed on for a couple of people and well... all anyone who is SERIOUS needs to do is ASK for my personal email or my yahoo msgr ID before I shut this down for good. So.. all you BS artists, drama queens and disrespectful people.. get a clue.. For those who might be serious... you know what to do. Christmas Day is D Day... No if's, ands or butts.. Have a nice Life Missy

Dream Lover
Seems I'm always searching For my love so true Running through life blindly Waiting and dreaming of you I am thinking that maybe you could be the one When I dream of you at night my body catches fire..so turned on I just have to imagine That your laying here with me All my senses reach a new height I wish i could make you see If ever my wishes would come true You will be here right beside me If i ever make through these dreams Forever together we will be The lingering sense of you constantly flowing through My heart craves your embrace I'm praying you'll come to my rescue As dawn's grey light approaches with leaded heart I find an empty space beside me you were a figment of my mind. Alas, the dreams of morrow shall comfort me tonight It's there I find the solace of when our souls unite

Time Slowly Turning
Each night as I sleep Crying out your name All my hopes and dreams Have gone up in flames Each day as I wake With your memories I shut my wet eyes Wish you were with me Lonely teardrops fall Don't erase a broken heart Or fill love's empty arms That life has ripped apart Colors seem to fade In this book of life Still searching those pages For a reason to survive Living in darkness As Time slowly turns Reaching for the light For your touch I yearn Faith is all that i have Taking my final breath Visions of your face As i'm embraced by death

Not Just A Dream
You make me melt Making my heart explode My eyes are stucked on you Enchanted by your moves Your hair frames you face Hiding your cat-like eyes Glancing quietly to the world Seeing everything as a dream Lips are talking to me Making soft, sweet words Forming music notes inside my ears That make my mind turn over The touch by your body Causing my skin to pimple Shivers cut through my anatomy Blood is stilled, paralyzing me Then you walk away My eyes follow your gliding Seeing you slowly fade away Disappearing in magic smog I follow you, try to find you But no matter where I go Youre gone, left me behind Waking me up in my bed It was a dream, but not just a dream You were here, I know for sure Everything was real, your touch, smell I will find you, I search for you...my love

Your Smile
I know it is dangerous for me to write this poem about you; it'll move me inside, 'Cause we're separated by so many miles, And all I can think of is your sweet smile. It's etched in my mind like marble stone, It won't let me go like a dog and its bone, Captured like a picture in a frame on the wall, It comforts me at night like a child and her doll. So beautifully carved on an angel's face, And at times the warmest laughter escapes like music to my ears that echoes all day, It wraps me up softly with its serenade. But no matter how far away you may be, Roads stretched far and wide in front of me, Over skies and seas, lands high and low, Your smile is with me everywhere I go.

A Day Without You
A day without you, Is like a candle without a flame. Like the burning I feel inside, Every time I hear your name. A day without you, Is like the ultimate test. A blank sheet of paper But no answers to fill the rest. A day without you, Is another day I want to cry. Feeling lonely yearning, And aching inside. A day with you, Is a true endeavor But one day closer To being in your arms forever.

You Light Up My Day
You light up my life with your smile You give me a hope with your love Whenever I think of you in my heart My troubles are gone and I can smile again Knowing that there's an angel out there Who can light up my darkest nights Take my fears away with his tender kiss Its enough for me and I want him to stay forever By my side Please stay forever Baby, you've lighted up my life You've taken all my troubles away from me If there's any reason that I must give to make you stay Its because I love you and you will always be In my heart

Away For The Holidays
Hey y'all I'm gonna be away for a bit over Christmas. We're gonna start our trek home to Wisconsin starting tonight and will be gone for a lil over a week so you probabley won't see me till after new years I'm gonna miss everyone so hope you have a merry christmas and a safe but kick ass new years and I'll see y'all when I get back. PEACE!

Happy Holidays All!!!!!!!!
WELL AS WE ALL KNOW CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. WE RUN LIKE CRAZY UNTIL WE PASS OUT ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND WAKE TO THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF KIDS RUNNING TO SEE WHAT THEY GOT OR THE FOOD COOKING AND SMELLING THE HOUSE UP WITH THOSE MAGNIFICENT AROMAS WE ALL SO LOVE. I FIRST OFF WOULD LIKE TO WISH DYLON AND THE OTHER DIVAS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. THANK YOU FOR THE ACCEPTANCE INTO THIS WONDERFUL CLUB. YOU HAVE MADE ME FELT SO ACCEPTED AND I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT FROM ALL OF YOU. I WILL BE LEAVING TODAY AND TRAVELING TO NEW JERSEY TO BE WITH MY FAMILY AND SON FOR THE HOLIDAYS SO AS I AM NORMALLY ON EVERYDAY I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO DO THAT SO FAITHFULLY WHILE THERE. I WILL HAVE ALL YOU IN MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY AND NEW YEARS. I WILL BE GONE FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS BUT AGAIN SHALL TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO GET ON AS MUCH AS I CAN TO AT LEAST SAY HI TO ALL. AND DYLON I WILL LEAVE MY HOLIDAY TAG UP THE WHOLE TIME IM GONE. MISS

Life
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give SO MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!!!!

Open Imediatly
December 20, 2007 @ 5:12 am 1.) Go to the profile of the person who sent this message. 2.) Pick their most KISSABLE pictures and post a comment saying I WOULD KISS YOU UNDER THE MISTLETOE! Remember you can choose more than one. *NOW THE FUN PART* 3.) Resend this message and see how many comments you get!!!

The One
this is the one that did it last night and too brought it all to a head and made my decision to leave fubar for a while and all i did was accepted her friendship then later started rateing her pic's then she got all nasty well i don't usaly do this but here she is http://fubar.com/user/726700

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey people, my loving hubby is in a contest for a 6 month VIP!!!!! Please help him to win. He is a great guy, and I love him very much. He deserves this win. Why??? You ask, well, because he has put a lot of his time into making things work on fubar. he has been here for all of our friends, and family members. PLEASE HELP HIM TO WIN THIS. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM. THANK YOU ALL IF YOU DECIDE TO HELP, IF NOT THEN DON'T ASK US FOR HELP!!!!!!! HERE IS THE LINK FOR YOU TO HELP...http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=220763&albumid=514908&i=3704340642 THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS BLOG. MANDI A.K.A. AMANDA THE SEDUCTRESS 69

My Current Life . . .
Merry Christmas and Happy New Years everyone . . . How was everyone Christmas . . . ? Sorry I haven't been on-line much . . . but since I was on Holiday for a week now . . . and with work driving me crazy before then . . . As I mentioned to some of my friends . . . in messenger and fubar . . . that we went to Big Bear California earlier this month . . . and now I finally posted some of those pictures . . . Here are a few of those pictures . . . Also . . . I dressed up as Santa Lee for the children of the Preschool/Daycare my son goes to . . . for after school program. For many of you . . . you were on-line . . . you were able to watch me transform into Santa Lee . . . from the coloring of my hair . . . to the dawning of the robes . . . etc. I tried taking video and pictures . . . but that was difficult. Plus, I needed an extra pair of hands . . . but my volunteer was a no show . . . she was to busy with the Christmas/Birthday party. Attached are

Magically Delicious
You are 90% Witch or Wizard! You are the Witch or Wizard that sees the entire universe as one thing, using the power you have to create the world for us all. Blessed be!What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz

My Youngest Son Kurt Aka Oak
YOU KNOW LOVE CAN DO MANY THINGS TO A PERSON , CAN BREAK YOU , KILL YOU , DEVASTE YOU , CAN TAKE YOU TO THE LOWEST POINT IN YOUR LIFE . I BURIED A SECONDEST OLDEST TO PANCREASE CANCER. NOW , MY YOUNGEST WANTS TO END HIS LIFE , BECAUSE OF A PERSON , AND NO GUY OR WOMEN IS WORTH TAKING A LIFE OVER , AND GOD , I WANT HIM TO UNDERSTAND LOVE HURTS BREAK UPS ARE DEVASTING , BUT , YOU CAN GET THROUGH IT . ITS HARD BEING A MOM AND SEEING A SON CRY AND HURT AND SAY I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE . JUST BEEN SO BAD , I WISH I COULD TAKE THE PAIN HURT AWAY . ALL , I CAN DO IS LOVE HIM , AND PRAY . JUST NEEDED TO VENT , BECAUSE THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS SUCKED BAD . AND MY KAGE GOD , I LOVE YOU SO MUCH , AND WANT TO TAKE YOUR HURT AND PAIN AWAY , BE BESIDE YOU , AND HOLD YOU UP , AND SAY IM HERE . YOU ALL AHAVE A GOOD DAY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW KAGES OLE LADY

Thought For The Day!
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, 'Oh excuse me please' was my reply. He said, 'Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you.' We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, you ng and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. 'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, 'While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, But the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spo

Greeneyes
I AM TRIED OF THE POWELS TO BE, WHO WANT ME TO BE PC. I WISH WE COULD ALL SAYS WHA WE FELL AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. IT IS CHRISTMAS AND EVERYONE ENJOYS GETTING GIFTS, EVEN THE POWELS TO BE. WHY SHOULD STORES NOT BE ABLE TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH,HAPPY KWANZAA, ETC. MOST STORES HOW HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS DISPLAYS, ALONG WITH HANUKKAH AND KWANZAA DISPLAYS. I BELIEVE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EVEN IF THEY CELIB OTHER HOLIDAYS.SOME COULD SAY HAPPY HANUKKAH, HAPPY KWANZAA TO BE AND THAT WOULD BE FINE, BECAUSE WE WOULD BE SHOWING OTHERS HOW HAPPY WE OUR AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR... WHAT DO U THINK??

Girlfriend Application
LADIES TITLE IT BOYFRIEND APPLICATION GUYS TITLE IS GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1.Your name- 2. Age- 3. Fav. color- 4. Whats your sign- 5. Phone number- 6.Location- 7. Height- 8. Hair color/ style- 9.Peircings- HERE COMES THE FUN 1.Are we friends? 2.Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of

Just A Thought
ITs TIme for a NEw BLog !! Current mood: annoyed Category: Life There are always times when I realize how little we do to actually control our lives and happiness. What is happiness worth? I mean what do we actually do and who do we leave behind when we need to make that change? Ive learned life is not about being alone, its sharing your happiness with others. Ive watched sadness drain the life out of the ones I have loved and became ill watching them let it happen. I believe there are two types of people, ones that allow themselves to be wrapped in happiness and those that wallow in self pity and negativity. Do those people ever change? and if so what is it that makes them realize how precise and wonderful life can be? I mean how can you listen to a great song, or see a fragile flower, or the birth of your child and not realize you only get one chance to enjoy all of this... I was told along time ago, I was a "caretaker" and always wanted to help that "wounded soul

Book Of Love
Oh I wonder, I wonder, I wonder who. . .’ -- the Monotones I don’t know who wrote the Book of Love, but it was most certainly a woman. I know this because our system of romance is completely screwed up -- the Book of Love was written without men’s interests in mind. Which is why it’s usually men who are the romantic outlaws: They must operate outside accepted norms of sexual behavior to accommodate their special needs. They become scoundrels, liars, cheats, cads, gypsies, tramps, and thieves; they routinely betray marital commitments, trick women into bed, consort with prostitutes, and blame the dog when they rip a fart. So if it’s true that men are pigs, it’s because nobody consulted us when the rules of love were being written. As if the Bible didn’t screw mankind up enough, they had to throw in another book to finish the job. According to the Book of Love, mankind has just two options: be married or be single. Choosing between them is like choosing whether

Christmas
Christmas and the mall Current mood: crazy Category: Life Ok... so today I did the unthinkable and went to the mall. Why you ask?, because I love my children and they deserve mall clothes once a year :-) Now let me just say, I only shop the clearance racks because my kids arent that good. There is nothing that could make me bring myself to spend 49.50 for a zip up hooded jacket~! Are they kidding me, and who is it that is spending that kind of money? They wanted 29.50 for a thermal underwear shirt, what??? I guess its better then Walmart because its pink and not white LOL So I have come to the conclusion that 75% of Americans are retarded. Now, I say "retarded" light heartedly, not because Im making fun of anyone but in the sense that you really have to have some kind of brain damage to justify spending that kind of money on a piece of clothing. I dont think theres anything sexier than a man in a good suit, so for that I can understand spending some money. But have y

Through A Childs Eyes
hopefully you'll all in enjoy this one I wrote: A Childs eyes Thru the eyes of a small child There is no difference between color or race What they see is mearly a warm smiling face Can not a world learn of this amazing grace Young simply follow what we vow to teach Living happy joyful lifes on what we vow to preach Posiply we are the souls now ment to take hold So look to the eyes of a child Or just the lovely world they behold. Jerome T Ochs

My Writing....
You hear My voice….”Take off your clothes” You have been here before… you know to do as you are told. You slowly undress…. neatly folding each garment, then placing them on the only shelf you see. A pretty girl enters the room …and blindfolds you… you are alone again… naked…. A chilled breeze brushes across your skin. Raising every little hair on your body…. You wait… You hear someone enter the room. you feel cuffs being placed on each wrist… then each ankle… You are lead into another room… pushed against a cross…. One arm lifted up then fastened into place above your head…. Then the next. Your ankles are then locked down. The blindfold is removed.. the room is pitch black. You are alone… You wait in the dark It’s quiet…. Very quiet…. So quiet you can hear your heart racing.. A strobe light fills the darkness and your senses… flashing so quickly that your eyes cannot focus. You think there is someone else in the room now… but you are not sure. You wait… You think you fe

Squirtting
aighty i figured i would edumacate all squirting feens and anyone you reads this... i got bored of explaining this actually so i went searching and found my fav explation... so i would like to thank http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/female/female.htm for there very indepth teaching... all i have to say is have fun reading. if i offened anyone oh well stop bieng prude... History of Squirting If you were to refer to literature over the last 50 years you would be lead to believe that females have only been able to ejaculate since about 1980. Of course this is absurd, and just shows how "the experts" can be wrong for decades on just about anything. Many knew the experts were wrong, but had little success in convincing anyone. Needless to say this lead to many problems, needless surgery (to fix the poor women who would ejaculate), expensive counselling (got to find out what happened when they were children to cause this "problem"), and in some cases divorce. "The G Spot" by Alice Kahn L

Why Women Lie
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. 'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.' The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. 'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.' The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. 'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband

There Is No Justice
for those who are confused, my friend was wrongfully taken from this world do to a horrible car crash back in march. final court date was today... well the verdict is in my opinion is out right bull shit! 18 months for dui/manslaughter! 10 years w/ 9 suspended for manslaughter and 12 for the dui w/ a few suspended! i'm outraged! i mean what is this country coming to. lil kim got a worse sentence (in my opinion) then that for lying to the police. she got 366 days! the time dosn't match the crimes!! come on america! your fucking up!! justice has failed not only matthew but also everyone he left behind! i can only hope he fucks up when he gets released and gose right back in for the rest of his time and also become someones bitch!! now thats justice!!! so if u read this do me a favor... light some candles and send some love to the ones you have lost and not forgotten. they're still with you! with love, nicky

Mina
My name is mina i am 36 years old. I have four children and 4 grand children. I have tatoo's and i love them all. If you look at them you will learn my life. That is how i see it. I love to write poetry and do have some published. I am into all sport wear to play them or watch them. I love the out doors and anything to do with the out doors. I am single but not sure if i am looking for anything as in the past nothing but headacks. I have raised my children by myself and i am very pround of this. My children are my #1 and i live for them. If you don't like what you have read then i will say it simple. MOVE ON!!!!!

Something I Wrote Years Ago.
Prison When there is a love that just can’t be The love is a prison of which you can’t break free My love for you could reach the stars But still I’d find these prisons bars The sentence I serve is always hard Because you are the one from which I’ve been barred I hide my feelings god know where But the pain in my heart is always there Made for each other is what we are But we’re never together always so far The Sentence When there is a love that should never have been The love is pain again and again My love for you reached the stars But now I’ve found those prisons bars The sentence I’m serving God its hell But for you all is well All you wanted is to be free And I get this hell that you’ve left for me

Looney Toons
Bugs Bunny was sitting at the end of the bar drinking a Caratini (gin, vermouth and carrot juice). Elmer Fudd sat beside him chewing on a cigar and pounding Buds. He was spraying Bugs with dark brown spittle and talking about guns and hunting. Bugs knows that Elmer is a buffoon. But Elmer has his ear and is talking about the classic Winchester rifle and his first Daisy B.B. Gun. Then he starts spouting the virtues of the Aryan Nation and how Rabbits are taking over, and disturbing property values. As would anyone, Bugs became unnerved. A lot of folks running around in bars have a propensity for chewing your ear with mindless banter, or tampering with your safety. Elmer did both. As Lou Reed said: "You gotta be careful who you sit next to in a bar these days." So Bugs, in his infinite wisdom, reached beneath his stool, pulled out an anvil, and dropped it on Elmer’s head… Problem solved. Do you know why Bugs Bunny always wins in his conflicts? Why he always defeats his

White Women Twice
I probably never mentioned this before, but I think I was a black man in a former life. Not that I'm a big believer in reincarnation. Nor do I have any particular black tendencies, if such things exist. Yet I have a connection to American blacks that I cannot explain. And that connection is this: Whenever I am exposed to anything related to the black holocaust in America, I experience a deep physical response. Don't get me wrong, I despise, as you probably do, all the oppressions throughout the ages—the concentration camps, the Crusades, the systematic slaughter of Native Americans and slavery are all equally repugnant to me on an intellectual level. However, for some inexplicable reason, the simple act of thinking about, reading or watching anything about the black holocaust injects dark venom into my bloodstream that causes all sorts of disturbing, sometimes violent, physical reactions within me that other oppressions do not. It was a Salon article that recounted the history

Fix That Kid A Drink
I read a story in the Houston Chronicle the other day about a recently released study on teenage drinking. The article was your standard missive about how the country is going to Hell on a Hell-shuttle because teenagers are—shudder—drinking alcohol. In order to prevent teen drinking, Fred Becker of the Becker Institute in Carlsbad offers the following advice: “If a parent really wants to make a good impression on a child, take all the booze you have in the house and put it somewhere.” Whoa, hold on a minute there. It already is somewhere. It’s in the booze cabinet. If I put it somewhere else, then that’ll be the place where the booze is. Will I have to put it somewhere else again? Or is he suggesting I should spirit the spirits out of the house entirely? Like maybe rent a storage unit so that every time I want to make myself a goddamn drink, I gotta drive out to a storage unit to access my stash? Becker also said that parents should “stop drinking in front of their kids.” I

The Sky Angel Cowboy…
The Sky Angel Cowboy… The Sky Angel Cowboy! Since posting this audio it has taken on a life of its own. People are forwarding it all over the world. Some corrections… We originally said Logan was 12. He actually turned 13 in August, so we don’t want to deprive him of such a big birthday. Logan listens to us (89.3 KSBJ which broadcasts from Houston, TX) on Sky Angel because he lives on a ranch in a very small town in Nebraska. He called us distraught because he had to take down a calf. His words have wisdom beyond his years. Listen to what Logan had to say… A huge thanks to Frank Lazano the Media Director at Velencia Hills Community Church in California. He took the phone call from Logan and created this flash presentation. If you are out of the area you can listen our great Christian Music online as well at www.ksbj.org We have had reports of radio stations playing Logan… If you are from a radio station please email us so we can keep track of where Logan has been.

Holiday Tips, Help, Ideas
Don’t forget the gift tags: I’m feeling a bit frazzled. I’ve been running my last-minute Christmas errands. You’re probably in the same boat as me. Unfortunately, it is easy to overlook things when you’re in a rush. I often find out too late that I’ve forgotten to buy enough gift tags. At this point, the pickings will be slim at the stores. So, why not make your own gift tags? You can do it the old-fashioned way. Or, you can visit today’s Cool Site and print up some tags. There are many different designs. You can even fill them out before you print them! That means you have a little more time to enjoy the Christmas season with your family. TO VISIT , GO HERE:TODAY'S COOL SITE www.dltk-cards.com

A Message For Christmas & All Year Long
Well written It was the night Jesus came And all through the house, Not a person was praying, Not one in the house .. The Bible was left On the shelf without care, For no one thought Jesus would come there ... The children were dressing To crawl into bed, Not once ever kneeling Or bowing their head.. And Mom in the rocking chair With babe on her lap, Was watching the Late Show As I took a nap ... When out of the east There rose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet To see what was the matter ... Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters And lifted the sash .... When what to my wondering Eyes should appear, But Angels proclaiming That Jesus was here .... The light of His face Made me cover my head... Was Jesus returning Just like He'd said ... And though I possessed Worldly wisdom and wealth, I

Horny Angel Up For Auction
HORNY ANGEL IS UP FOR AUCTION, AND SHE WANTS YOU TO OWN HER!! PRIZES FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER ARE AS FOLLOWS: ALL PICS AND STASH RATED 2 SFW BOOB SALUTES 5 20 MIN PHONE CALLS, SFW OR NSFW YOUR CHOICE WEEKLY PIMPOUT BULLETIN FOR 1 MONTH PIMPOUT PERMANTENTLY IN MY BLOGS FU-OWNED BY _____ IN MY NAME FOR 2 WEEKS YOUR PROFILE LINK ON MY PROFILE FOR 1 MONTH AN AUTOGRAPHED SHIRT SENT TO YOU ALONG WITH A PIC OF HORNY ANGEL WEARING IT! RULES: SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE! NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. THE CONTESTANT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. MINIMUM BID IS 250,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CAP ON MAXIMUM BIDS. BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. YOU MAY NOT BID LOWER THAN THE PERSON BEFORE YOU. REAL CASH OF COURSE BEATS VIRTUAL GIFTS, BUT EVERYTHING IS TOTALED AT THE END. 1 MILLION FUBUCKS = $20 CASH VALUE IF THE HIGHEST BID IS FROM SOMEONE THE CONTESTANT REFUSES, THE BID

Sending Some Love
Hi I was thinking of my life today and realized I`ve had a great life, I have 3 wonderful sons, and great friends, I try to be there for every one when I can giving them support and love, they are the ones keeps me going. I came through cancer and happy about that, I have a different outlook on life now. I feel blessed

Avoid Spam-sign Up For 10 Minute Email
If you search the internet all the time like I do, you often find yourself visiting a site that you want to view content on, then click the link, only to find that you need to sign yourself up. Which of course, means you sign yourself up for 2000 other ads sent straight to your inbox. Now that most of us have spam blockers, or at least bulk or spam folders, it's a bit easier, but.....for a while now, I've been using ten minute mail. It's awesome! It allows to sign up for an e-mail account just by clicking a link-- no filling out a form, or giving you your true e-mail! (They hate spam too!). It's a real e-mail account! You can recieve and send messages just like a real one--but it only lasts for 10 minutes. After ten minutes your e-mail expires and you go back to having no account. Bye Bye spam!http://www.10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html

Who Knows What The Tide Will Bring In?
Who knows what the tide could bring? Last night , TBS ran the movie "Castaway" starring Tom Hanks. Ironically it was the last movie, that my family as I knew it in 20001 rented. The Saturday that We rented the movie , It was my oldest son's baseball teams award picnic. The dragon had scheduled a hair appointment at some salon in Germantown. So I watched the kids at the house while I prepared BBQ Baked Beans and made homemade rolls with the bread machine. I got a call about 11:00 am from the dragon, saying hey the appointment is going longer than I expected I might be a little longer. Okay, No problem I said. Little did I know, the POS she was having her affair with was living in Germantown with his sister-in law. Well around 2:00pm she shows up, Her hair all perfect, The food is ready, and I gotten the kids in to clean up for the picnic. I hopped in the shower, got ready and we leave for the park by 3:00 pm. We do the socializing thing, the k

Q&a
"My entire adult life, I have gone out to all the places you're told to go to meet someone special. Nothing. I never even get asked out. It's like I'm invisible, and my life has wasted away because there's not a damn thing I can to do to 'make' someone want me. I'm no size 0, but I'm not an elephant either. I have a great personality (that one again!), but I can't get my friends to understand that I simply refuse to put myself through more pain and humiliation by going to a dance and never getting asked to dance. I feel like such a damned freak. Can you help me?" Shelby -- You're not a freak. Lots of people have this problem. Have you had someone review your online profile? Maybe it doesn't really let people know who you are. Going to a dance and sitting on the sidelines waiting for someone to ask you is a losing proposition for anyone. “Get your great personality front and center, where guys can see it.” Get your great personality front and center, where guys can see it. Go t

Fubar
well my dear fubar peeps i just wanted to let ya'll know i can no respond to messages shouts or comments and such on my account as my account has been locked so if ya need me please im me on yahoo mizzsweetbabygirl_25@yahoo.com but if things do not change around here i will be leavin fubar for good so let me say this place has been a wonderful and great place and i have got to know alot of great people but i have also had to deal with alot of bullshit and if things do not change i will be sayin goodbye so if u wannna contact me please im me at the address above thxs sweetbabygirl

Bambisc3
Just would like to wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas and A Happy Holiday Season Its been a good year so far and I have met some nice people on Fubar Enjoy the Season and don't forget to check out a few more NEW pictures that I have posted Hugs, Bambi

For My Baby
Blind Faith Darlin' I know you're sleepin' But there's something I've just got to say Wonder if you'll hear me While you're dreamin' You make a lifetime Out of every day Thanks to you now I know All my dreams can come true Blind Faith in you I got Blind Faith in you oh yeah Your eyes keep things well hidden Just a hint of what You're feelin' inside And the first day that I met you I consider that the first day of my life Thanks to you now I know All my dreams can come true Blind Faith in you I've got Blind faith in you And I'm not sure I deserve A women so true, but I love That you think I do With You and Faith, beside me I'm feelin' stronger every day Blind faith in you I got Blind faith in you It's true Blind faith in you I got Blind faith in you And I'm not sure I deserve A woman so true but I love That you think I do.

Messed Up
Please take a look at this mumm I saw. The mum isn't wrong...but the reason the guy wrote it is fucked up!!! The person that caused the mumm is an ass. The one who wrote the mumm deserves 10's and 11's!! I rated the asshole a 1 then blocked his stupid ass. http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=265557

Poems
passion of the heart proceesed with desire strive through this life finding bumpy roads waiting for the flats like a calm after a storm bring me a new life the old one is gone passion of the heart its time for a new start

My Ramblings
I have been single and alone way too fucking long. I am tired of it. It has been over a year since I have been with anyone. I am sad lonely and fucking horny! I want a man to pleasure me in a way I will never forget. My ex constantly cheated and I finally had to send him packing, even though I thought I was in love with him. Sometimes I don't think that love exists.. but I know I am tired of being alone. Talk to me. Jenny

Emotions
Why do people think that it is ok to play with your emotions? They think that life is a game, going through it and fucking peoples lives up. I am so tired of people thinking that I am one that they can fuck with. It hurts to damn much. I was once told that I needed to stand up for myself. Well i am now doing it. I am tired of the shit that people do, not only to me but to my friends and family. I believe that everyone was put here for a reason. Well I can tell you that the reason that you were put here was not to fuck with my emotions. I am done. I will not be hurt anymore. Life is to fucking short to have someone mess with you. Everyone needs to grow up and be a man, because i dont have time for little boys. You wanna be a man then step up, show me that you can handle it. Until then dont even bother with me.

Kick Ass Stuff We Like :d
Well the sun is slowly sinking down, But the moon is slowly rising, So this old world must still be spinnin 'round, And I still love you. So close your eyes. You can close your eyes, it's alright. I don't know no love songs, And I cant sing the blues anymore, But I can sing this song, And you can sing this song when I'm gone. It won't be long before another day. We're gonna have a good time. And no one's gonna take that time away. You can stay as long as you like. So close your eyes. You can close your eyes, it's alright. I don't know no love songs, And I cant sing the blues anymore, But I can sing this song, And you can sing this song when I'm gone.The Dark Tower Tet Contents

Men
This makes sense... MEN-tal illness MEN-strual cramps MEN-tal breakdown MEN-opause GUY-necologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a (HIS)HYS-terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? I say to that "a-MEN!" I got this from a friend. Feel free to copy if you want.

My Feeble Attempts At Poetry
Breathing fast, moving slow Your steps mustn't be heard Cold sweat, crouching low You cannot say a word Take a step and watch your back The others do the same Trust your training, do it right They'll never know your name Locked and loaded, taking aim Prepared to do your job Not for glory, nor for fame But more than just a job

Elfed
Life is all about BUTTS You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one... That's right, you've been 'elfed'. Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!

Target For 12-20
All Confederate Bombers “SHOULD” be bombing on the target only, which is The Watchers contest. The targets are for who NEEDS to be bombed and is an approved contest. We need ALL family members on this ASAP please. Below you will find the link to the target… Padame~GeeGee~Confederate Bombers Lt.~Fu-Wife to Obiwan~The Watcher Captain Of Confederate Bombers's

Keep On Going
I'm lost in this place, And things keep going wrong, I'm trapped in depression, I'm sick of acting strong. My heart just aches, My tears continuously fall, There is no escape, From myself, from it all. I'm trying so hard, I just want to go, I'm walking on glass, Broken from all I know. Saying these words, With no meaning held inside, I keep running, But there's nowhere to hide. I'm so sick of myself, I hate what I see, I'm so tried, Tired of being me. And I can't explain, As I rip myself apart, I sink so deep, Into my broken heart. Everything is breaking me, Everything in this place, I keep falling back, As tears roll down my face. And I'm so jaded, I don't know what to say, I keep on going, But I'm not ok.

Tampered
I'm trapped here, jaded, In this world of illusions, Holding so many un-told sorrows, Lost in this confusion. I don't know this world, It just keeps going round, But mine has stopped moving, Like my foot steps on the ground. Something's blocking my way, And I've been here before, I let it all go, Just to get more. And it won't stop, It just keeps going on, I'm so sick of trying, Of pretending to be strong. I go one way, To get pulled in another direction, The path is narrow but not straight, In this tampered line of protection. And it all go lost, All that was to be, I don't know where to look, So I can find me. And all these winding roads, Are knocking me out of place, It seems I just keep running, In this never ending race. And it won't break, So I can just breathe, The carnage I nestle, Just won't leave. I've become so tired, From all I know, I can't cry in the numbness, And my pain won't show. I can't find myself, And hate they

I Cut I Bleed
I cut, i bleed, i lose control, i die everyday, trying to find my soul, i don't understand what kills me inside, there's no one to stop me, no one to guide. i wanna scream out loud to everyone, my last days have just begun, so be nice with me in these days, i wanna let go of this craze. if i die, will they care? if i scream, will they hear? cuz i have things to tell them now, i want them to see my pain somehow. please please don't trap me here, loneliness is my biggest fear, hear my pledge nd save me today, or I'll die nd find my way. do i have to tell them what i feel? why can't they know what I'm in real? fear is taking away my life, today I'll end it with a knife. if i die, will they care? if i scream, will they hear? cuz this broken heart will never mend, so today I'll make my problems end.

The Prayer
In my life I have loved and lost And every time it has been at a cost The price was me Every time I lost a piece you see From giving all of myself so freely So I pray each day that this is true that each of you use the piece that I gave you To change your life so its less blue There is none of me left to give So what reason is there to live So I pray from this day on Please death come before the dawn

Puppies
Today I brought home 3 4-week old puppies with the intention of keeping 1 and fostering 2. Why am I doing this???? Because of heartless, careless and irresponsible piece of shit dog owners. On Sunday night the private no kill animal shelter I volunteer at picked up 17 puppies from an animal control shelter, that kills the animals that are in need, in another county so save thier lives. 8 were 3 1/2 weeks, 2 were 7 weeks and 7 were 7 DAYS old. Here is my biggest grip. The 7 day old pups were born outside because the mom wasn't kept inside. Animal control found them and took them to the shelter. The owners of the mother came to claim her. When they asked if either they would take the puppies or leave the mom for weaning and they said no. When animal control told them that all the pups would be destroyed if they didn't do that they said they didn't care and took the mom home. Animal control was set to destroy them the next day before the HALO shelter took them in. Now all the pu

Would You
If you knew If you knew how I felt Would you still be gone? If you knew the depth of my love Would you love me again? If you knew the nights I cried Would you comfort me? If you knew how my heart brakes Would you fix it? If you knew how bad it hurts when you talk about her Would you still do it? If you knew how much I missed you Would you come around? If you knew the memories I held Would you remember? IF you knew the dreams I dreamt Would you make them come true? If you knew how I still stand up for you Would you still treat me like this? If you knew the things I would do to get you back Would you come? If you only knew my love Would you love me too?

Merry, Wait...happy Holidays Bs
Our PC world FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: November 1, 2007 SUBJECT: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 p.m. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty ****************************************************** FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE

Pirate Booty Giveaway
ok im gonna jump on the bandwagon... im sure most all of yall have seen the bulletins saying rate and comment pix for fubucks well heres mine... rate and comment all pix (140) in my pirates album during happy hour and ill send you 7000 fubucks thats 50 fubucks per pic. that doesnt sound like much but theres alot of pix and i dont wanna go fubroke :) send me a message (not a shout) when youre done and ill send the bucks over... thanx and gl ♥ froggy ♥

Some Good Warnings
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. Blow Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. Vacuum Cleaner 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning. Fast Food Chain Coffee Warning - Contents may be hot. Carbonated Drinks Bottles Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening. Computers Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue Snacks Bag You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Mouthwash WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately. Ferrous Sulfate Contains iron. Infant Drops This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle. Childrens Cough Medicine Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Read On Bumper Stickers
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privelege U.S. MARINE CORPS.--Everything destroyed in 30 min. or the next one's free! If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress? Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups If you miss your ex, reload and try again! I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand eeght yers ago I coun't evn speel grauduat now i is wun I hate to think after millions of years of evolution you're the end product. It's time to pul

Shattered Pieces
Some days I feel as if I am falling in slow motion to my demise. Only the crisp clean air hitting my face as I slowly spin out of control. I do not know where my life is leading me nor do I know what I may wind up as, but one thing I do know is that as I fall gentle wisps of air carry me up closer to the edge where I fell. There are people in my life now that I love dearly they know who they are I am sure of this. I am thankful for each sweet moment they take with me for they are the only ones keeping me from hitting the ground. I love YOU! And Thank You for being those most precious wisps of beauty for me.

Depression
here we are yet another holiday season and of course the depression is setting in. i relect on the year and had.. and oh what a year its been.. lies, sex and weed...and beer.. dont forget the beer.. its just after i sit down and i look at it all i still fiond myself depressed and let down.. i feel like ive accomplished nohing in my life. i have nbo signifigant other.. the one that wants to be with me dosnt understand i dont want to be with her.. and the loneliness is eating at my soul.. its taking small chunks oif sanity and replacing it with depravity. i feel as i wanna explode but i know i cant and i have no way to vent or escape or anything..its just BLAH!! My moms currently in the hospital with severe breathing troubles. she has fluid in her lungs and she keeps refusing the mask ventilator.. and the doctor said if they need to the will sedate and intubate her...and she dosnt want to live with a tube down her throat. i dont want my mom to die but she wont listen to me or to common s

Prayers
Today a great man passed away. My fathers best friend was someone who would give you the shirt off of his back in the middle of winter, even if that meant he would have nothing. He wouldn't take no for an answer and he always put others before himself. In January when they told me that I had cancer, my father didn't know who else to turn to, so he called Allen. I have only seen my father cry twice in my life. Once at my grandmothers funeral, and once at my godchilds funeral. The day he called Allen, he prayed for me with Allen and I didn't know until much later when Allen told me that my father cried to him and told him that he would do anything if only his baby was well. My father is a very strong man, yet the recent passing of his best friend has hit him very hard. He was the person my father would turn to when things weren't going right in his life and he'd ask for prayer. My father is not a devoute Christian, yet he believes in the power of prayer, and to have another grow

In Love?
Hi, recently a lady I work with indirectly decided to bump into me and she did it purposely. Anyway We talk when we can but it is not for long cause of timing I work at a school as does she helping the kids. Anyways I gave her christmas cards, told her I like her and asked if she wanted to know me better well she is wanting to do this, however she has this long distance thing w/ some guy and I know it will not work tried it. Well she said also " lets see how things go here"!! Well last night I got to thinking how and why she was special and i wrote her a letter telling her what I see thus far from just the short time we spend talking. I gave it to her today and hope that she liked it. Anyways if anyone has input advise feel free to send it. I dig this lady and she knows it, the hang up mostly is the long distance relation she has with whomever it is.

How To Become A Squirter
This is for all the women that left comments on my Mumm asking how to squirt. In order for you to squirt, you have to get to know your body. If you don't play with yourself every once in a while...you'll never learn your body. If your not comfortable doing it by yourself then do it with your guy. Do it while youre getting fucked (I Do). You need to find out what makes you cum the quickest and the hardest. Once you get to that point where you can make yourself cum at the drop of a hat then your almost there. I have become so familiar with my body that I can make myself cum without touching myself. It's all in your head. You gotta have concentration. If you are not concentrating you will never get there. Try this first be yourself. Play with yourself...do whatever it is that makes you cum...once you feel yourself getting to that point you might feel like you gotta pee....don't hold it back just let it go...(I have researched that topic and it is humanly impossible to urinated

My Soundtracq
In this player is my Fubar Theme Spoundtracq of, Simp of T.H.U.G.S.! Rocq'n it old school wit da BoomBox! 1.) Call Me - Bone Thugs 2.) Making Good Luv - Bone Thugs (w/ Avant) 3.) Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs (w/ JD, Mariah Carey, & Bow Wow) 4.) Take Your Time @ My Place {Runaway Statue Remix} (Tre, Nelly, Jahiem, & Krayzie Bone) 5.) Say Lady - Layzie Bone (w/ Mr. Capone-E) 6.) Freaks - Play-N-Skillz (w/ Krayzie Bone & Adina Howard) 7.) Need Your Body -Bone Brothers (w/ Kareem) 8.) Sweet Black Pussy - DJ Quikk 9.) I'ld rather Fucq You - Eazy-E 10.) Don't Tell - 213 (w/ Mausberg & Sylk-E.Fyne) 11.) Thugs Need Luv 2 - Bone Brothers 12.) Making Good Luv & Grind On Me {Runaway Statue} (Avant, Pretty Rick, & Krayzie Bone) 13.) Down - Bruce Hathcock 14.) Gigalo - Nick Cannon (w/ R.Kelly) 15.) Anything You Want - Mr. Capone-E 16.) She's A Freak - Skant Bone 17.) I Don't Remember - Thick & Thin C

Friday
well, i am not allowed to eat past midnight... how crappy. so i plan on eating some more, lol, right now and passing out just afterwards so i don't have to feel hungry. you know when you're not allowed to eat and you suddenly feel like you haven't eaten in a week, lol... oh well. yes i am about to lose it. i'm scarred out of my mind, but i know i should be ok, just being overdramatic. I'm supposed to be at the hospital tomorrow (friday) at 11am. I should be home about 3-4 hours later. since they are putting me to sleep, i have no idea when i'll feel like getting online, but when i do feel up to it, know i will be. Thank you to all my friends for being so nice and supportive during all this, even if it is just the tip of the iceberg... suzy

20 Million Reasons To Vote
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is spending some time in the Oval Office . . . She's not actually running for president, but she is trying to bring attention to the fact that the U.S. now has as many unmarried women as married. And a whopping 20 million didn't vote in 2004. With primary elections around the corner (I can’t believe it either, but I live in DC, so I’m not totally overwhelmed by home visits from Bill Richardson or Mike Huckabee), it’s time to start talking about voting. And here’s some bad news about unmarried women voters like myself. . . we account for about 26% of eligible voters, but we only represented about 22.5% of the electorate in 2004. Translation: we under-voted by a factor of about 15%. To boot, unmarried women are generally 9% less likely to register and 13% less likely to vote than married women. So, why does it matter? Because when women don't vote at higher rates, then our collective voices are not heard. And we can all see the result of that...Less health

Mery Christmas To All
I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my friends that I have made on here a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful, safe, healthy, prosperous and happy New Year! Hope all your dreams and wishes come true. You're all a wonderful bunch of people and am grateful for all of you! Muahs! Love ya!

"imagine Me & You" , The Movie...
makes my cry every time i watch it. it seems like one of the few attempts by the mass media to address a topic that's very real and pertinent in life today. does anyone whom has viewed the movie care to share their opinion? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMtanfXklr8&feature=related

Drug Tests
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butts, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ?

Friends
It is always amusing to me that so many want to get all of the friends that they can score and then when the invited one want to talk the invitor disapears. Friendship is a two sided thing. Not always to be started by just one side. From now on if it is a one sided thing they will be deleted. Do you think that it should be one sided or not?

What Goes Around............ Come’s Back Around! ** Please Read***
Warning if you have opened this I am very upset! This is not directed towards you! So please don't think it is! ( in Less you are Pretending to be someone you are not and you are just Stalking my page) There is a lot going on in my life… I am not going to get into it on here because its toooo personal but if you know me and are really close to me you should know what I am talking about! I don't understand FAKE people… People you think are your friends… Or even Family that is Fake…. You trust them you lean on them. And then if one thing happens that they don't like they turn there back on you and begin to speak to people they say they hate or have hated for years!!!! I don't understand how these people can say they are from a Church that believes in Jesus Christ but then Act like they are Satan's Helper's! I have done nothing wrong…. So don't call me names or JUDGE me. It's the pot calling the kettle black! And DON'T do this around my Children EVER….. I

How Much Can One Person Take
have u ever heard anyone say that sooner or later a person will believe what he is told if a man is beaten down enough then sooner or later he will believe that he amounts to nothing i have been physically, mentally and emotionally abused all my life by my step father and others and now this late in my life i have come to accept the fate that life has dealt me in believing that my life is in consequential to that of the one that i love so i am wondering whether or not i should change who i am an lose another piece of myself or should i bend and comprimise simply cuz i love the woman and give her her way i have always been the person to make the other happy at all cost no matter how miserable i was but now i am content in the fact of living my life to make myself happy instead of making others happy but i am still concerned about making others happy so i know deep down that i should jsut comprimise an all but i jsut dont want to change but hey i guess i should jsut go with

Home Sweet Home
So yeah I went and checked out the house my manager has for rent today. Its old and needs work but I'm soo gonna take it! I need a place bad its either that or moving out of state! So home sweet home to this new house. I probably won't be moving in it until after the new years but still either way I'll have my own place soon! Now the only problem is I have four boxes to my name so I need stuff lol like a bed!!!!!! lol yeah but thats whats new with me! How about u?

Christmas Naughty
Christmas Naughty or Nice List Christmas Naughty or Nice ListYou are on the The Nice List After checking the North Pole database we found you had : 1,574 nice entries 324 naughty entries Check your name on the Christmas Naughty or Nice List at JokesUnlimited.com

Poetry Bits And Pieces...
I see them before me I know they are real They whisper to me I feel their will They taunt and tease They poke and prod They want They need Do I have it to give....? I fist lay still Then I kicked and screamed I learned to walk Then to talk Then shove and fight I learned right from wrong Night from day Love to hate Then I became a young man With disc ions to make Work or bum Steal or heal Fight or get along Now I'm a man And still do some of the above Hopefully for the good But fall short on some... Born to love But love to hate Angel born Satan negate I love I fight I heal I kill I give I take This world I am I' am me Good or bad Happy or mad 50 50 Either way... Her eyes dream In the stars she danced Cosmic sun her guide Neither here nor there She flies like wind Fire in her hair A tear of joy

A Soldier's Scars
I’ve never been a poet but I know what I feel. I got these scars inside me and I don’t know how to heal them. I’ve denied their existence for almost a year but when I go to sleep I feel and I hear the sound of the bombs and the feel of the terror that grips you at night when you don’t know what’s there. Eleven o’clock plus or minus an hour your world explodes and the steel is a shower of sparks and noise and screams and sirens. I can’t even sleep even though I am tired. When it’s quiet you wish it was loud so you’d know that it’s over and then off to your dreams you could go. Cause dreams take you away from the place where you live, well usually they do but sometimes they can give you reminders of people or places or things that used to be living and loving and singing. But sometimes the dreams wake you up in a sweat, screaming silently and your pillow is wet from the tears you were crying and didn’t even know it. But fuck it…………..I told you

Little Wayne Concert...
just got home from the little wayne concert!!! also u.s.d.a. was there and pastor troy... the concert was the shit... little wayne is the best rapper alive... thats all there is to it...

Gonna Tell Santa If U Don't!! Lol
DON'T FORGET TONIGHT AT 9PM EST FRIDAY TO CHECK OUT METALRON DURING HIS HAPPY HOUR!!!....SHOW HIM MAD LUV.....RATE HIM LIKE CRAZY! LOL HE'S ABOUT TO BECOME FUBARS NEWEST GODFATHER....AND HE'S SOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE!!! COME HELP HIM OVER THE HUMP DURING HIS HAPPY HOUR.....YOU KNOW HE RETURNS THE LOVE :) DON'T MAKE ME TELL SANTA TO PUT U ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR FORGETTING LOL HUGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......BRANDY

Shout Out
Hello all I would like to wish you and your family a safe and happy holidays. I am thankful to have really awesome friends like all of you. An ringing the new year with more really great friends. Party ON!!!!!!

The 12 Days Of Fubar
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FUBAR Written by: Unchained Melody 12-21-07 On the first day of Fubar Baby Jesus sent to me A Bouncer checking I.D. On the second day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the third day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fourth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Four Cherry Bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fifth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the sixth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the seventh day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Seven Secret crushes, Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four

Holy Shit!!
Well now that u read the title, and think that this is something amazing or crazy... well its not. i just thought i would tell u people a little about myself. so here it goes. I'm 19, im REALLY SHORT about 5'. i smoke, i drink, and i have a big mouth and i talk a lot of shit. i have an attitude and i use it. got a problem w/ that u had better have some authority over me, or deal w/ it. I love heavy meatal and 90's rock...and unless u r emeniem i dont like most rap. the type of of girl that turns me on most is a real BAD girl...tattoos pierceings and a don't give a fuck attitude,dressed in lots of black. well i guess thats it for now -Shorty

Hard Love
well lets see here my wife or whatever you want to call her is still acting the same but alittle different we used to be inlove at one point but then we seperated and that was almost 2 years ago and well now were trying to work things out sorta well i am it doesent look like she is putting much of an effort into it she says she loves me but i dont feel it from her i dont ever get a passionate kiss i dont ever get to hold her and when her friends are around they are the most important to her i dont even feel like im there.and now i just found out today like a week ago she cheated on me again for the billionth time well wasent cheating i guess cause we were seperated but it still hurt to know she slept with every tom dick and harry like today i was told by a good friend of mine that she cought her in the act with this guy named cody like the day or second day i dropped her off to this rehab thing sorta it a church army not a rehabe but it gives assistance in that field and she said she c

Cybersex Chat
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of Cybersex. Then again, maybe he does.... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser an

What Should I Do.
i want to put some new pic's up but i dont know what to do. if i could get some feedback it would be great. it sucks for guys, when it comes to pics. girls look hot anything thay do, but us guys have to pick and choose how we got photoed. so please send some suggestions.

Sexy Day At The Office
it's saturday and a very warm summers day. she has to go to the office to finish some work which her boss needs for the upcoming week. the office is closed on the weekend so she figures what the hell,she wont wear a bra or panties. so she puts on a light blouse and skirt and off to work she goes. the ride to work that morning was filled with obstacles.first, there was the flagman for the road crew who conviently stopped traffic at her car for 15 minutes. after getting thru she was stopped by a trooper,who after pulling her over,felt it neccessary she preforms a field sobriety test or be arrested. you know the touch your nose,walk the line,etc. finally she gets to work and the a/c isn't working,and the office is hot.she started on her reports and about noon.she figures. let herself into the bosses office and turn on his window a/c to cool off a bit.after about 15 minutes or so the office starts cooling down, she was relaxing on the couch and decided to unbutton her blouse and enjoy the

Victory Or Defeat
Far Better is it to dare mighty things,to win glorious triumphs ,even though checkered by failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

5:45
5:45am… Why Am I Awake? "Why am I not in bed, like everyone else, dead to the world? Why do I do this, live with the constant sacrifice, suffering and pain? Why? Because I can. Because this sacrifice, suffering and pain tells me that I am awake. It reminds me that I'm alive. Who am I? I am the wrecker of MX Tracks. I am the crusher of mediocrity. I am the face of destiny, I am a motocrosser…"

The Gate
you practice hard all week, then the weekend comes around. This race means everything... its for the championship. Your tied for first in points. You take your practice laps and then race your first moto. You got second... and the person your tied with got first. You go back to the pits and get ready for the second moto. The moment you've been waiting for has finally come. Your sitting in the gate waiting for the 30 second board to come up. You and 39 other people waiting to rush into the first corner. The board comes up... your heart is pounding, you can't even breath. Within 3 to 5 seconds it all comes down to the start. All your doing is concentrating on the gate.... nothing else matters.Waiting... Waiting...... the gate drops. I am a motocrosser, and this moment right here... is what i live for.

The Big Deal
what is the big deal about bi/gay men/woman. i mean we all are the same. we live in the same world. its just a lifstyle. i dont see anyone(bi/gay)saying any thing bad/fuck up about str8t people. so why does every bodie give them so much shit about who they want to live there life if a guy want to fuck a guy or a girl fuck a girl then that them not you(but most guys think its so sexy see too girls go at it) but not too guys what is the diff. about it wait one sex has a pussy and the other has a dick. if they have a dick and fucking suck some other guys dick, or if they have a pussy and want lick a pussy that what they want in there sex life its not your so fuck off and leave them alone about it ok????

Mistletoe Contest
Hey guys and gals... Someone, a secret admirer has entered me in a contest as Most Kissable here... Called.. "The Mistletoe Contest..Go to this bulletin and read all about it. http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2588621759 Thanks.. Hugs and Loves Cassie

The Invitation
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dream for the adventure of being alive. It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon... I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful to be realistic to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if yo

Panty Thief
K so I just got back from Jacksonville this weekend and I had a blast. I haven't had that much fun in....well a long time. So coming home from Atlanta, my bag gets tossed on the wrong plane....GO DELTA....stupid asses. So they set up the delivery for the next day...and I am thankful to finally have my things. But....when I open my suitcase....I notice something....all my panties are missing!!!!! OMG I almost died. I have some perv walking around with all my panties. The worst thing about it is that I just bought them all. Now...I'm wondering what these sick ppl think about when they start going through your things. Damn I'm gonna start carrying my bag on!!!!!!

Xmas Wish
I have had many people ask me what I want for Xmas and all I can think of is to see my daughter smile and to hear her laugh the way she did before that monster she called Daddy changed her forever. When I close my eyes I see the smile of my baby so sweet and innocent at the age of 6 mos,1yr,4yrs old! She had an infecticous chuckle was always smiling people would stop us in the street and say oh she is so cute like a little Shirly Temple! She still smiles she still laughs but its different a little more hallow and little more jaded. So my Xmas Wish would be for her to laugh and smile that way again. That's it I need nothing more.......

Ranting!
Ok, let's start this by saying that I am in a foul mood today, for really no reason what so ever. So there are things that are pissing me the fuck off that would normally wouldn't bother me... All of these might not fit the pissing me the fuck off standard, they may be mild annoyances, but I really just don't care enough to differentiate... Also, these are in a very random order, as they occur to me, not in importance... so... I don't really give a rat's ass if you put 'girls only' on your page, what the fuck is that? are you a lesbian? then just fucking say so... 'girls only', fuck you... if you are gay, I have zero problem with that... if you don't like guys sending you lewd messages, that will not stop them, hell, guys dig girl on girl shit, so you are setting yourself up for more of it... next... downraters... what the fuck are you thinking? I really don't care if you don't like me, or anyone else on here for that matter... Do you think you are making some form of stat

Mad Wives Disease
Mad Wife Disease A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained. 'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation ' Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?' She replied. .. 'Your horse called.'

Childbirth & Children
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 5-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 5-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you

A Little Fun...
Mike's sexual nickname: "Hot Rod" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Mike -- [adjective]:Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Theres a suprise!! lol You will go to jail for... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Also!! Not a suprise..lol...hahaha.. You have an Aggressive Bedroom Personality! You like to get what you want in the bedroom and aren't afraid to go for it. You like to be the one calling the shots, and your partners love it when you take the lead. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at QuizUniverse.com FUCKIN RIGHT!!

Why???
Why do so many people live in poverty? Why is it that those same people never win the lottery? Why do we get charged with receiving stolen property And the cops don't even know we did it -- they just say, probably? Why does life have so many questions? Why do ten-year-old kids pack Smith and Wessons? Why is there so much violence in this world? Why do the men always hate the girls? Why do people say they're down, but they're not? Why do we lose our truest homies to gunshots? Why is our society so twisted? Why are people on America's Most Wanted's hit list? Why, when we're arrested, we don't learn our lesson? Why is it that our moms are always stressin'? Why do we disregard the law? She broke your heart, so you broke her jaw? Why are people fake? Why can't they be real? Why do people think they're hard, with a nine millie-mill? Why do people have to be homeless? Everybody deserves a home, and everybody knows this Why can't everyone live in peace? Why are we locked

Need Or Want
Do you want me as your friend Like I need you as my lover Not hidden undercover I need you as my lover As much as I want you as my lover I see you But I can't touch you For to touch you Would be to want you Would be to need you Not need like a want Or want like a need But a want and a need like a drunk Who needs a drink to get by for the night But I refuse the drink Instead I stay dry Dry until... I want you like a need I need you like a want Not a want like a need Or a need like a want But a want and a need like a lover A lover who wants her lover A lover who needs her lover I want you as my lover As much as I need you as my lover I see you I want to touch you But to touch you Would feed the need To get closer to you But since you're so far away Way too far to travel to Even in my dreams I remain paralyzed Inside my desires for you I want you as my lover As much as I need you as my lover I see you But I can't touch you

My Dollar Store
this is the good store to a wide variety of things you can by the best part is every thing is 1 dollar. come check me out type in my web site like this.or copy and paste. http://byrwarr.mydollarshop.com

Not Here
So I will be out of town for a few days!!! I just wanted to let everyone know not to forget about me. If you see me on it will probably be a friend helping me out while im away. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL! If you dont get an answer then that is why, but if u dont read this u wont know haha... Be safe and I will miss u all!! LUVZ YA, ~SinD

Sagittarius............
While Sagittarius may have a romantic reputation as a freedom-loving flirt, you actually take love a lot more seriously than that. You are the sign most likely to remain single and certainly love playing the dating game, but when you truly fall in love, you honor it. Even if you choose not to marry, you may remain in a committed relationship for many years. You have a philosophical attitude about romantic breakups. Naturally, it hurts to lose someone you love, especially if you have invested time and effort in the relationship; but if the split is amicable, you usually manager to stay friends with your ex. You are most often drawn to other fire signs Aries and Leo. The impetuousness of these signs makes them great lovers and exciting companions. There is a natural affinity with Aries, since it rules this sector of your horoscope. Leo is the life of the party which always makes points with you. A love with another Sagittarian is a bit like heaven on earth.

For Everyone
I just wanted to take a minute and wish everyone the best during this holiday season...no matter what you celebrate. I hope that you find yourself surrounded by your loved ones and make many lasting memories together. I hope that you find yourself laughing so much it hurts and smiling until your cheeks are aching. I hope your spirit is full of love, joy, and hope this holiday season. I hope that this season you just can't get enough hugs. I hope that you are grateful for every blessing you've been given this past year and all the years prior. I hope that your heart is filled with more love than you know what to do with. I hope that you're able to take time out and tell those you love just how much you love them and how much they mean to you. I hope that you always remember those dear loved ones that have left this earth too soon. Let them live on forever in your heart. I hope that your cup runneth over... God Bless.

Christmas Poem For Those Who Supports The Troops.
Please Repost In Honor Of Our Service Men & Women. A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know. Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood

Thank You All!
I want to take this time to thank everyone that has sent me a Birthday wish and or gift!! Love all of my fans, friends & family!! MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts

Redcheesehead Stuff
Hi Everyone I am going away tomorrow the 22 dec till the new year.I will be spending the christmas holidays with family and friends in Holland as it has been a long time that I have done this. I would like to which all my friends and family on furbar a very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year Cheers Redcheesehead Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE!

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twen

Happy Holidays
A little Christmas poem courtesy of Phillies VP Public Relations, Larry "the Baron" Shenk: ’Twas the eve of another holiday season in the Phillies’ home, Not a creature was stirring, not even the big green drone Pinstriped uniforms were once hung with care But now the clubhouse is totally bare Instead there is an electric train and a decorated tree Creating a beautiful picture of holiday glee In the stands where the fans used to cheer All is totally quiet to anyone’s ear From Phillie Phanatic to Bull’s BBQ Nothing could be spotted from anyone’s view While nestling in for a long winter’s nap One realized something big is on tap Jimmy, Ryan, Chase, Brett, Pat, Shane and Cole Will soon be back in the field ready to roll Charlie’s crew gave us a great thrill in ’07, By capturing the East, creating baseball heaven One can hardly wait for spring training to start But until then, there’s only one thing on the chart Goosebumps from a typical Harry Kalas

People And Garbage
How often do you let other people’s nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly he/she can get back her focus on what’s important. Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here’s what happened. …… I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car’s back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was friendly

Ageing
What is the difference between girls/woman aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 What story? What bed? Who are you?

The Secret .
The Secret One day, one friend asked another, 'How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down.' With her eyes smiling, she said, 'I know the Secret!' 'What secret is that?' To which she replied, 'I'll tell you all about it, but you have to promise to share the Secret with others.' 'The Secret is this: I have learned there is little I can do in my life that will make me truly happy. I must depend on God to make me happy and to meet my needs. When a need arises in my life, I have to trust God to supply according to HIS riches. I have learned most of the time I don't need half of what I think I do. He has never let me down. Since I learned that 'Secret', I am happy.' The questioner's first thought was, 'That's too simple!' But upon reflecting over her own life she recalled how she thought a bigger house would make her happy, but it didn't! She thought a better paying job woul

A Nun Grading Papers
Can you imagine a nun sitting at her desk grading papers, trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! THESE EXCERPTS ARE FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST ABOUT MIRACLES IN THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR THE SPELLING CORRECTED. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. 5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. 6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES 7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY

No Name
The night I met you in words only on a screen I knew I had to have you not only in my dreams! The words that we have shared have caused my heart to care At first I was a little frightened to share myself with you but you showed me ways to make my nights brighten You loved my body over and over again you took me to heaven and made me live again! I have come to want to devour you not just on this place but I want to touch your body and feel you near I want to hold you tightly not just in words but face to face: I want to pleasure you in all the ways we shared, I want to do things to you that others would only dare: I want to make our fantasies all come true for, babe, I want to fly with you.

Gone
Staring at a blank screen waiting for your arrival but you never come. How could you leave me like this alone in a world so cold You told me you loved me with all your heart I should have known from the very start that our love would come to a bitter end. I will remain waiting for you, though, staring through my teary eyes and hoping for an I.M. that will never come knowing that I am just a figment from your past and that this is really the end.

Warped And Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted

Dj Diesel @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
Once you hear this DJ's show... You'll definitely want to come back for more... What are ya waitin on??? This DJ knows how to Rock YOU!!! And He Has ... One Hell Of A Good Sense Of Humor... He Knows How To Make You Laugh But One Things For Sure... You Will Only Find This Sexy DJ At... Awesome People... Always Ready To Greet You When You Walk Into The Bar And Hopefully Bring A Smile To Your Face.. This DJ Definitely Knows How To Do That... Come On In And Get Your Groove On... Meet Some Awesome People... Where We Treat You Like Family And Escape The Drama... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON

Empty
Pale eyes, a blank expression, wander through clouds of indescribable dreams. Cold mist air, surrounded isolation flaws my occupied mind with either hate or death. Something certain will be for always; change in time forbids movement. Fearing you understands myself; help me open up, just a little more.

??? 4 U
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Sex Quiz
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com

New Years Resolution
This year I'm gonna set my new years resolution and obtain it... I won't give my current stats but will post pictures along the way... my hope is to reach 270lbs by next year. this is a big task for me and I will be fighting with it... I want to lose it the healthy way but I don't want to make myself sick in the process... wish me luck and support this the end results will blow your mind...

Poker
Almost every day of the week i go to different bars in the North Snohomish County area and play Texas Hold 'Em No Limit with a bunch of my friends.. The company is called Win your Way in and you can just go to WinYourWayIn.com and they have a website and tell you were they play at on what days and what bars and come out and have some fun.. I usually go to Flights in Everett, One Eyed Jacks in Lynnwood and Waldos in Lynnwood... I got kicked out of the bar Hawkeyes in Lake Stevens... Come out and play

Merry Christmas
This year I am going to brief. I am sending this out to family, friends, associates, and all that in some way have touched my life. It seems as I get older I am learning that some things I thought were important, perhaps may not be quite that important whilst others may be more important than I may have thought. The world around me is surely not the world I was brought up in and I long for days past and times that were just as complex and complicated, but more loving, caring, and compassionate for ones fellow man. A time when the few did not rule the many, and there was not a concerted effort to drive God from our country. I thank God for all the Good things in my life, and all the things that make me understand and realize that those are indeed good things. I thank God for my family, as they are my rock. Surely happiness is an illusive state of mind based on ones particular perspective of life. None the less, I extend to you my very best wishes that you have and will con

911 Poem
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001 . Neither will I. I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK...I am ready to go.' I was with his wife when he called as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night. I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. 'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now.' I was at the base of the b

Whats Gonna Happen For The Next Several Days
Hey all my fubar friends and family, unfortunanlty i have managed to due some damage to my back and the Dr. has ordered me not to sit or stand for more than 39 to 60 minutes at a time......therefore i will do my best to try and help balie in her contest and get trese's page caught up as well (trese your graphics are great and i think i'm safe in sayin we all love them). I am on a few meds to try and help with the pain i am dealing with but the Dr thinks i have either a ruptured or herniated disk and he's talking about doing an MRI and then back surgey (neither of which i am happy about), so please keep me i your thoughts and please please bear with me for the next several days as i will not be able to be online as much as i want to to help ya all out. Love ya all, Janet AKA tastytease

My Tits
OK...so...im really annoyed with the male species right now. i dont understand why a guy has to go on and on to me about my own chest and my own ass....they are mine, so i have seen them before so i know what they look like and i know i have big boobs. but i also have a brain, so, while its flattering to hear nice things about myself, it would also be nice if someone took an interest in something else about me for a change.

A Perfect Day
Its a perfect day for you, its your day keep your head high. Its a noisy world and there will always be somthing or somone to mess it up for u. But your strong and he will guide you to where you need to be. If someone gives you a smile, give them one back, say hi to a stranger, give to somone in need, and you will always feel better about your perfect day.

Wedding
hey every one that wants to come to mine and s3xxylays wedding u all are welcome to come it will be next sunday at 10 pm and it will be held at the charmed angels lounge so bring ur friends and invite them to sub scribe to it and me and tammy will welcome each and every one of u when u all click sub scribe for the wedding we both would love to have u all come to it and we wanna get the charmed angels lounge rocking so please stop by and click the sub scribe to the lounge i will post the link when i get it from pheebs so please bare with me u all and i want the best wedding i have ever wanted and i wanna get the charmed angels lounge rocking so bad so please bear with me about the link ok heres the link if u all wanna come so please lets all get this room rockin and have it maxed out ty http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52504

My Religion
Money (All money is good money), Sex (See; About Me), Music (All kinds, but Bone Thugs is fav), Food (Italian, Soul, Mexican), Movies (Action, Suspense, Thriller, Comedy), Poker (No Limit Texas Hold'em), Pool (8-Ball), Cars ('63 Impala, '69 Camaro, & '72 Charger), Bowling (The drunker the better), Internet (Fubar, BoneThugs420, & Pogo), Working (As much as I can), Drinking (Smirnoff Ice: Triple Black), Smoking (Cigarettes & Mary Jane). - P.S. I do not drink "Beer" (Alergic), "Soda,Pop,Cola" (upsets my stomach)!

Be Real To Tha Laydies!!!
YA KNOW A LOT OF MEN CALL THEMSELFS A PIMP,PIMP DADDY,AND PLAYER.BUT IN THE WORDS OF MR.XSTRDNY,A REAL PIMP,PLAYER,BALLER IS THE MAN THAT CAN KEEP 1 WOMAN BY HIS SIDE AND KEEP HER HAPPY.TO BE A REAL LADIES MAN KNOW THIS THERE,S 1,001 WAYS TO LOVE A WOMAN AND 2,002 WAYS TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN,SO WHILE ALL THE MEN ARE TRYING TO BE SO CALLED BALLERS SEE IF THEY KNOW THIS,WHAT IS YOUR GIRLS HIGHEST FANTISY AND HOW SHE WANTS IT FUFILLED!!I,ON THE OTHERHAND KNOW THIS SO DONT BE SUPPRIESD TO FIND IM GIVEING THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMES, ALL OF HER DREAMES!!!!!HELLO. MEET MR.XSTRDNY LADIES!!!YOUR REAL DREAMES IN A MAN AWATES YOU HERE IN ME.I WILL FIND THE ONE AND YOU WILL FIND ME .IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN!!!!!I ONLY NEED 1 AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!

Oh Please Show Him
It's time to get BobbyT645 to Godfather!! ~!~ BobbyT645~!~ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ~!~@ fubar Add, Fan, Rate Clud F.A.R., Dirty South Crew, LOL, T.M.A.F. This is your next Godfather Let's Get him there! He's Always been there for you! Always!! ~!~ BobbyT645~!~ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ~!~@ fubar This Pimpout brought to you by your friends and family!!

Please Help These Two
All Spirit Levelers Family And Friends Of Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack!so Lets All Show Them All The Love You Possibly Can! Just Click The Pic!!! Bombs Away!! "Happy Holidays"

Great White Sharks
The Great White Shark is a widely distributed species of coastal and offshore shelves in temperate and sub-tropical areas. It is thought to have local populations that show some evidence of migratory behavior. It is a large (5 m) marine predator, vilified for its occasional attacks on humans. It is thought to have a low reproductive rate, reaching sexual maturity at 9-10 years of age and producing between two and ten pups after a 12 month gestation period once every two to three years. The species is relatively long-lived. The Great White Shark is uncommon compared to other sharks and evidence from protective beach netting in Australia, California and South Africa as well as game fishing and commercial captures are all reporting declining captures of the Great White Shark indicating that the population of the species is in decline. Australia proposes to list the Great White Shark (Carcharodon carcharias) and including all species which any Party identifies as being subject to re

A Different Christmas Poem
I found this on the net somewher and thought it was totally awesome. A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of t

This Is Who I Am
THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM....I AM A BISEXUAL FEMALE FROM LAKELAND FLORIDA. I AM 19....MY BIRTHDAY IS JANUARY 17TH....I AM A SINGLE MOTHER OF 2.....MY LIFE IS BASED ON TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THIS WORLD...AT 13 I WAS GANG RAPED BY 15 GUYS...ALTHO THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED AND I STILL DEAL WITH ALL THE PAIN....I KNOW THAT WHEN THAT HAPPENED IT SCREWED MY ENTIRE LIFE UP...BUT I AM COPING WITH IT ALL..I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES (FLASHBACKS)FROM THAT EVENT....I NOW AM TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD UP AND FORGET...BUT HOW CAN I FORGET SOMETHING SO TRAUMATIC???? NO ONE KNOWS THE PAIN I GO THROUGH....NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS TO BE ME.... I WAS RAISED IN A VERY STRICT OLD FASHIONED FAMILY....WHEN I WAS RAPED I HAD NO ONE TO TURN TO....MY GREATEST FEAR WAS MEN....I COULDN'T EVEN BE AROUND MY NEPHEW...AT THE TIME HE WAS ONLY 3.....I COULDN'T EVEN WATCH T.V. BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SAW A MAN I WOULD PANIC....MY VIRGINITY WAS STOLEN FROM ME....TAKEN IN A BRUTAL WAY....I ALMOST DIED FROM THE BEATINGS.THEY DRUGGED ME UP

My First Christmas In Heaven
This is for anyone who lost a loveone this year I hope it helps.[p's keep a tissue near by] I see the countless trees around the world With tiny lights,like heaven's stars,reflecting on he snow.The sight is so spectacular,please wipe away the tear, for I am spending Christmas with Jesus this year. I hear the many Christmas songs that people hold so dear, but sounds of musican't compare with the Christmas choir up here. I have no words to tell you, the joy thier voices bring.For it is beyond description,to hear the angels sing.Iknow how much you miss me,I see it in the pain inside your heart.So be happy for me dear ones.You know I hold you dear and be glad I'm spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year. I send you a special gift, form my heavenly home above,I send you each a memory of my undying love.After all,love is the gift more precious than pure gold.It was always important in the storiesJesus told.Please love and keep each other,as my Father said to do.For

~the Real Night B4 X-mas...by Parents
The REAL Night Before Christmas (By Parents) 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse Instructions were studied and we were inspired, in hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required." The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds, while Dad and I faced the evening with dread: a kitchen, two bikes, Barbie's townhouse to boot! And now, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot! We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat - let no parts be missing or parts incomplete! Too late for last-minute returns or replacement; if we can't get it right, it goes straight to the basement! When what to my worrying eyes should appear but 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear, With each part numbered and every slot named, so if we failed, only we could be blamed. More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out, all over the carpet they were scattered about. "Now bo

The Future Of The Us?
So the American government has decided to start the devaluing of the dollar to the point that normal people will go bankrupt. After this happens it( the gov.) will issue a new coinage system called (as of right now): The Amero. This is after Bush has scrapped the US constitution and installed himself as a dictator. His power to do so comes from a little clause in the Homeland Security Act that give him the power to imposed the suspension the the Constitution the the case of a "national emergency" HATE ME, LOVE ME, OR FLAME ME. IDGAF JUST THINK FOR YOURSELVES FOR ONCE.

In A Witch
In a Witch's Cupboard Incenses and oils and fragrance, a slew. Notions, and potions, and lotions, a few. Concoctions of herbs to make magick sublime From the Secrets of Yore that the Ancients remind. Sweet resin of the Dragon from a palm far away A pinch burned on coal and your lover doth stay. Dust from a Graveyard to keep demons a field But from Patchouli or Mullein they also do yield. The streaming, sharp vapors of Camphor so strong Or the scent of Eucalyptus boiled quite long Both they do purify, each cleansing the soul, Yet the Lilac and the Tulip, that is also their role. The oils, but pure, of both Bay and Nutmeg Inhaled and examined ’til visions do beg. Marigold, Mimosa, Mugwort and Rose For prophetic dreams, these often they chose. One carries a stone, an herb or a seed These to fulfill them their magickal need. Held in a pouch or a cupboard some place Sacred and cared for, the magick kept safe.

Crow
The Crow's Story The following story is based on a legend of the Lenape people. I’m not quiet sure who the Lenape people were (I’ll be doing research on the subject as soon as I find the time), but I think that they were inhabitants of the Caribbean islands or Puerto Rico centuries ago. The Crow’s Story Legend has it that long ago, when the Earth was still young, there lived a people most blessed by the Gods, for they lived in perfect harmony with one another, without greed or avarice. To honor these simple people, the Gods were most generous with their gifts, and the greatest of all of the gifts was that of the Crow. You see, the Crow was the most beautiful creature to ever be created; a bird so colorful, with wings sprinkled with shining pearl dust, and a voice so beautiful, so melodic as to calm the angriest man or lull the fussiest baby. These people were most fortunate to share their land with such a miraculous creature. But as often it happens, there became,

Poem By Scott Cunningham
The Witch Alone Beyond the town, beneath the moon Beside the standing stone There lives a woman, fair of faith We call the witch alone. She sings to sun and moon and stars And gathers herbs and weeds With which she fashions ancient charms And other magic deeds. She worships not at altars built, By hands of mortal men But deep within the misty glade Beyond the farthest glen. What need has she of flashing swords Of crystals glowing bright Of censors and of colored cords That grace the wiccan rite? Her tools are fashioned from the earth And wind and fire and rain Her rites are dances wild and free That call the gods amain. When spring and summer pass to fall And twilight fills her eyes She'll lie upon the browning grass A smiling as she dies. For though she leaves her mortal shell Of flesh and blood and bone She knows she dies to live again, as the witch alone....

Witches Creed
The Witches' Creed From “Witchcraft for Tomorrow” by Doreen Valiente Hear now the words of the Witches, The Secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destiny's pathway, That now we bring forth into light. Mysterious water and fire, The earth and the wide-ranging air, By hidden quintessence we call them, And will, and keep silent, and dare. The birth and rebirth of all nature, The passing of winter and spring, We share with the life universal, Rejoice in the magical ring. Four times in the year the Great Sabbat Returns, and the witches are seen At Lammas and Candlemas dancing, On May Eve and old Hallowe'en. When day-time and night-time are equal, When sun is at greatest and least, The four Lesser Sabbats are summoned, And Witches gather in feast. Thirteen silver moons in a year are, Thirteen is the coven's array. Thirteen times at Esbat make merry, For each golden year and a day. The power that was passed down the age, Each ti

Jesus And The Elves
Jesus and the Elves" And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn. And the angel of the Lord spoke to the shepherds and said, "I bring you tidings of great joy. Unto you is born a Savior, which is Christ the Lord." "There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to be strolling by. As he explained to Joseph, angels are widely regarded as religious symbols, and the stable was on public property where such symbols were not allowed to land or even hover. "And I have to tell you, this whole thing looks to me very much like a Nativity scene," he said sadly. "That's a no-no, too." Joseph had a bright idea. "What if I put a couple of reindeer over there near the ox and ass?" he said, eager to avoid sectarian strife. "That would definitely help," said the Pharisee, who kn

King Arthur And The Witch
King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be

Martha Stewart Pagan Yule
Martha Stewart's Pagan Yule December 1: Bury turkey carcass from Thanksgiving under the Holly tree to decorate the halls with. Draw pentagram in the dirt with silver dust to prevent pet She-Wolf from digging up the bones. December 2: Order 20 cases of Irish whiskey to be left for the Good Folk on Yule. Re-bury turkey carcass, redo pentagram in gold dust. December 3: Draw pentagram on each sheet of toilet paper using silver marker for that festive holiday touch. Have staff re-roll the paper onto Victorian "crackers" for that surprise element. Re-bury carcass, consecrate concrete block, spray paint with gold and use as planter for poinsettia. Place over carcass. December 4: Take She-Wolf to vet for eating poinsettia. Send out telepathic party invitations to 200 witches, shamans, and druids for Yule party. December 5: Ex-mother in law's birthday. Send Victoria Secret's nightgown rubbed with stinging nettle. Begin receiving telepathic RSVP's for Yule party. De

A Fairy Tale
A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog, as she sat contemplating ecological issues, on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, handsome, charming, young Prince that I was and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't fucking think so.

Newness
Ok so here I am...new to this whole world of things...gonna try it out! Don't get me wrong I'm a myspace junkie but I spend alot of time in certain places where access has been blocked...lol! I'm just looking to keep myself entertained and make the time pass quicker! If you have any advice or tips feel free to send them my way...&bare with me as I try to figure this whole thing out!

Won't Be On For A Few
I HOPE ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.. I AM NOT FEELING TO WELL AND WONT BE ON FOR A FEW.. I'LL TRY TO POP ON, BUT, JUST NOT UP TO IT RIGHT NOW, I WILL GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH YOU ALL SOON.. ANVE A GREAT HOLIDAY ALL....

Eulogy
His full name is Leonard Rooney, we all know him as jut Len. Len was born in October 1961 in Georgetown, Guyana. He was always bright boy and proved this academically by passing 'O'Levels 'A'Levels and going on to study to be an Accountant. I was fortunate to work with Len for a company called Blanchards. It was a summer job while I was student, which Len kindly organised for me. He was a Managment Accountant and I was his summer slave. The was something unfair about this relationship, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. After all, he did buy me lunch every day. He was absolute professional at work and commanded a high degree of respect from his colleagues. The same respect that I think we all feel for him. If you know Len then you will know that he liked to keep in shape. He played cricket, football and worked out regulary at Crystal Palace. He ate whatever he wanted, but never put an inch of fat on. He was good looking and in shap, but never vain. Len wasn't married and has no

Weird Feeling
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Pandora's View Outside The Box
It seems the more advanced our society becomes, the more primal behavior we exhibit... I have never understood the ways of our world. Where selfishness, greed,and violence, the infliction of pain and brutality on the helpless is complacently accepted. When did "homeless" become acceptable? When did a divided family prove to be the best thing for all involved? Give the kid a 300.00 xbox and all will be well. He can learn all he needs in life. Ever wonder how your mother is surviving her retirement on $700.00 a month graciously given by the government for all her hard work? While we find our own little way to shut it all out,telling ourselves that it is someone elses problem,laughing at the pain displayed on our airwaves, the plague continues to grow worse. Where does a 12 year old child learn that to stop a baby from crying, you beat it with a baseball bat? Who protects the abused? When do we put down the cell phone, or the game controller and see the world as it truly is? We have

Models, & Those That Despise Them!
It's not that I don't appreciate beauty like the next guy, it's just that society has put way TOO much emphasis on it!Because of all of the "Glamour" floating around in Hollywood, it has made our nation to concentrated on the exterior aesthetics! Models have taken us by storm since the latter part of the 70's, & it seems like there is no slowing down! I was in a conversation about this earlier with someone, & that is what has brought this blog to a head! I made a folder in my pics, to showcase two of the many beauties on Fubar! It started out a joke, it still is a joke, & will remain a joke (until I delete it)! I'm not knocking the two gorgeous women in it, only pointing out how shallow a society has become, when people are more focused on gaining approval & validation from others telling us we are "Hot or Not"!*Shakes head in shame* We should be ashamed of ourselves! Since when is it more important what others think, than what we think of ourselves? There was a

Remember Them
> They are; > Mothers, Fathers, Brothers, Sisters, Aunts and Uncles, They are our American Soldiers and they need to be remembered during this holiday season... > > > Press Play to watch > > > > > >

How Old Is Grandpa
> > How old is Grandpa??? > > > > > > Something to ponder, as we head towards the future > > > > > > > > How old is Grandpa??? > > > > Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. > > > > One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current > > events. > > The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at > > schools, the computer age, and just things in general. > > > > The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: > > > > ' television > > > > ' penicillin > > > > ' polio shots > > > > ' frozen foods > > > > ' Xerox > > > > ' contact lenses > > > > ' Frisbees and > > > > ' the pill > > > > There w ere no: > > > > ' credit cards > > > > ' laser beams or > > > > ' ball-point pens > > > > Man had not invented: > > > > ' pantyhose > > > > ' air conditioners > > > > ' dishwashers > > > > ' clothes dryers > > > > ' and the clothes were hung out to dry

Commercialism, Capitolism, & Conspiracy
I've come to realize that our nation has been taking hits in the popularity department for years! Other countries are seeing that we are affluential enough to hold our own, and have been for some time! Our problem has always seemed,we love to stick our noses where it doesn't belong! It's been going on since we hightailed it out of Europe to found our own "Community" & Country! So first, we "borrowed" (more like stole) this land from it's current residents, the Native Americans! Then we started plotting on how to force feed out religious beliefs (Quaker at the time) to everyone around us, whether they liked it or not! Remember the witch burnings? A proud example of how our society "cleanses" the world around them! Then we have all of the wars... the great depression... too many negative aspects in America's legacy to mention (besides, my hands are getting tired!)! It just goes to show you how we like to bully everyone around us in close proximity, as well as overseas! Th

Phrases
diamond in the rough Someone or something with potential or talent but lacking training or polish: “Her singing voice is beautiful, but she needs help with her gestures; she’s a diamond in the rough.” This phrase refers to the fact that diamonds found in nature are rough and uneven. They must be cut and polished to bring out their true beauty. I have been told that i am a "Diamond in the Rough"

Ummm Question....
WTF is wrong with the lot of you skanks on here... it's funny how you have to hit on a married man and be a fucking home wrecker... most of you fucking whores need to get your asses beat the fuck down... actually if you want to get technical you all should crawl under a mother fucking rock and kill yourselves... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is a battle that you will never win... when it comes to a man and his child you will never win that battle and next time you should probably listen to me when i tell you that because if you don't you are fucking stupid... your ass got owned lol... it will always get owned... you are a fucktard for thinking that you could win over a married man... and what's even funnier is the fact that most of you fucking bitches are OLD, WRINKLY, SAGGY, meth addicts, fat, or just plain ass mother fucking FUGLY... so pull a clue out of the fucking sky and get a life... kthnx

Beating Hearts
(Beating Hearts Baby) Baby is this love for real? (Beating Hearts Baby) Let me in your arms to feel (Beating Hearts Baby) The beating of your heart, baby (Beating Hearts Baby) The beating of you heart, baby You, you want nothing to do with me [x2] I, I don't know what to do with you 'cause you don't know what you do to me [Chorus:] Baby is this love for real? Let me in your arms to feel The beating of your heart baby The beating of your heart, baby [repeat] Girl, you really got your hold on me [x2] Girl, you gotta get away from me 'Cause you want nothing to do with me [Chorus (x2)] In spite of you Even out of view Still I love all of you I do, yeah [repeat] You, you want nothing to do with me [x2] Baby is this love for real? Let me in your arms to feel Your Beating Hearts Baby The beating of your heart baby [2x] (Beating hearts baby) Baby is this love for real? (Beating hearts baby) Let me in your arms to feel (Beating hearts baby) Y

The Holy Of Sexual Desire!!
Sexual desire is always a subject that all of you are interested in. Everyone has to eat, drink, breathe and make love. They are the physiological and essential needs of life. ..... Sexual drive seems to be the most desiring essentials in life of a man. It is ofcourse one of the ways to let out our emotions, tensions and frustration and of course to show how how much u like the other person. Let us begin with a definite statement. Sexual desire and sexual ability is a gift from God to us, not a consequence of evil. Firstly, why is the sexual desire a gift from God to us? Sexual desire is a gift of married couples. Since two lovers love each other, besides of loving, the sexual desire may be a vital spice of love. For this reason, love and sexual desire are two sides of a problem. Obviously, a happy family depends on a married couple when they satisfy some demands of life at least: foods, clothes, house and sexual desire for creating their lovely babies . In summary, a happy

Creative Minds Needed!!!
When I get out to Florida I'm hoping to join the Tampa Bay Derby Darlins but I need a name!!! Finding one that's witty, hardcore and NOT already taken is looking to be near impossible. Please help!

Love
This is for all the poeple out there that is in love. A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

Shitty Fiends
here is my problem, I have like 187 fiends, and every time i get on this shit i leave every one of them a profile comment! i spend like 2 to 2 and a half hours doing that shit! don't get me wrong i don't mind cause if your on my friends list i feel i owe it to you.. What really pisses me off is i only get like mabe 6 to 8 back! now thats fucked!! I'ts not every one, cause i do have some down mother fuckers who always return the luv!! its the other that just blow shit off!! here is the question.. Does this shit happen to you? and how do you feel about it? Tell me what you think? Am i just being a bitch? or do i have a lagit point!

Happy Holidays And A Happy New Year As Well
MyHotComments MyHotComments Have a wonderful and great and safe upcoming holidays this next week, hugs and kisses to all the sexy ladies out there,and to My friends on here as well have a good one You all, muahz ttyl Ghosty.

In Love Nad Pregnant....
I AM FINALLY PREGNANT AND ALMOST 17 WEEKS! NO ONE EVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY CARRY THE BABY PAST 8 WEEKS AND I HAVE!!! WORDS DONT EXPLAIN HOW HAPPY I AM!!! ME AND MY MAN ARE DOING GREAT AND HIS IS SO HAPPY THAT WE ARE HAVING A BABY TOGHTER, HE HAS A DOUGHTER SHE IS 5 AND SHE IS MY WORLD. I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT HIM I HAVE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO LOVE ME AND WANTS TO BE WITH ME. HE TREATS ME SO GOOD! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED AND I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT AND I WILL NEVER LOSE IT. YES WE HAVE OUR PROBLEMS BUT WHO DONT TRUE LOVE ALWAYS WORKS IT OUT RIGHT? HOPEFULLY WE WILL FIND OUT THE SEX OF THE BABY REAL SOON SO I CAN LET EVERYONE KNOW....TILL NEXT TIME

Song That -i- Created.
Saint Sorrow where does it begin, Saint Sorrow where do you end, I do not understand, This life that I live in, I can't escape this immortal sin... Follow me, Oh follow me, Follow me, And I'll show you the way, Follow me, Oh Follow me, Follow me, And I'll take you to the end... Those harsh words, You said to me the other day, They follow me, And now I can't get away, In my head I see, What you meant to me, I want to be, The one to take you there, I threw it all away, And now I want it back again, So follow me, And I'll take you to the end.... Follow me, What am I to do, Oh follow me, All I want is you, Follow me, And I'll show you the way, Oh follow me, Please tell me you'll stay... I go down this road alone, Saint Sorrow my own, Follow me, Saint Sorrow is shown, Saint Sorrow, What do I have to do, Saint Sorrow, Just leave me alone, Everything is dark to me, I cannot see it by myself, I need someone to come and save me... Follow me,

Someone Once Told Me..
That grief gets better, but I guess I will have to disagree on that one. I still miss Jayme my child a lot and it has been 3 years now since I lost him. It hits on some days more then most. He is in my thoughts daily. Sometimes it hurts more then most times.

Christmas Blessings
"TO ALL MY IRISH BROTHER AND SISTERS" "NOLLAIG SHONA DUIT" "ERIN GO BRAUGH" (AN IRISH BLESSING FOR MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS) The light of the Christmas star to you The warmth of home and hearth to you The cheer and good will of friends to you The hope of a childlike heart to you The joy of a thousand angels to you The love of the Son and God's peace to you. "NOLLAIG SHONA DUIT" 'Nollaig shona duit!' Happy Christmas! 'Nollaig faoi shéan is faoi shonas duit.' A prosperous and happy Christmas to you. May peace and plenty be the first to lift the latch on your door, and happiness be guided to your home by the candle of Christmas. May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. There are good ships, and there are wood ships, The ships that sail the sea. But the best ships, are friendships, And may they always be. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. Here’s to you and yours,

No Regrets
You only get one life, one choice, and one chance. Can't change the past, you gotta play what's dealt in your hand. I'll help you understand why I do what I do if you could help me understand why I should listen to you. There ain't a perfect person living on this planet today and I'm certain I've been wrong with some decisions I've made, but that's a play that's been played, they say whats done is done, you gotta loose a few battles before the wars won. See appoligies are given but have the balls to recieve it, at the time it seems right so I never reget it. The path I took look buddy, you can go and be mad, I'm a go on and laugh, your packing fun in my laughs. Wanna live life like there's no tomorrow, Drink it all like the who damn bottle, No regrets, no time for sorrow, wanna lead never wanna follow.

Jimbo's Fubar Blogger
To my Fubar Family, Friends & Fans. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Enjoy yourselfs and be safe. I will speak with you all in the New Year. Your Friend & Fan James (aka Jimbo)

Dick 101
A good friend of mine sent me this....OK....Now the ladies need to go ahead and read up...Fella's you better hope you are not INTERNET DICK! ************************************************* DICKOLOGY 101 MISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things, does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he was in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head and only find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite have weak game?" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind your going to try to get the best out of this even if you have to make yourself cum and he beats you to the punch. DAMN, I cannot believe he came in 3 minutes!!! TOLERABLE DICK - Thi

Cheating
i am fit to be tied....if any of our friends/family have been to Ozzy's page, he has SMEARED my Master's name in the mud....directly under the photo, he has written "got caught cheating" firstly, the s.o.b. didn't state whether other accounts could or couldn't be used...he should have done so, in my opinion....but his childishness has reached the limit..... PLEASE don't give this bastard the time of day or the points, as Master has entered the pic in another comp where your votes DO count...please see us for the link!

Gmmmmmm Friends N Family !!
WISHING ALL AWSOME DAY WAHOOOO IM GOING TO BE WITH MY KAGE FOR " NEW YEARS " AND IM THE HAPPIEST WITCH THEIR IS SO , FROM US TO YOU'S Get Funny Pictures at pYzam.com LOVE YOU'S CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Logan's Rants
Here's something for you to contemplate. The ACLU and the liberals are screaming about the CIA's waterboarding Al-Qaida terror prisoners. Follow the 1st link for a definition of waterboarding presented by ABC news and Sen. John McCain. Then follow the 2nd link and compare it to the AP video of a Al-Qaida torture chamber found by US troops in Iraq and decide for yourself exactly whom the good guys are and whom are the animals. Make up your own mind then pass this along for others to think about. ABC News Link: http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Investigation/story?id=1356870 AP Link: : http://video.ap.org/v/default.aspx?g=133736ad-08e3-4e34-a5a0-51ecbeaaa479&f=txbea&fg=email

~tits~n~ass~
TISMOM05 AND EVONNE NEED LOTS OF HELP GETTING THERE GIVEAWAY DONE... WE HAVE A TIME LIMIT...IT HAS TO BE DONE BY APRIL 11TH... TISMOM05 AND EVONNE WILL RATE YOUR PICS AND STASH 4 COMMENTS.. JUST EMAIL US WHEN DONE AND HOW MANY COMMENTS..... CLICK THE PIC THANKS ALOT EVONNE AND TISMOM05 come on click it

To My Love
When I first joined this site I did not know what to do, Then in one precious moment I was found by you, Not sure at first if this was real, But now I cannot stop the way that I feel, My stomach is tied in knots and my heartbeat is racing, After a life with you I am now chasing, I am scared and show a little fear, But something has woke up inside that I did not know I could feel, Both of us have been hurt before and that is true, But I just cannot resist giving my heart to you, I feel now that my life is starting over, As long as I am with you I will look to no other, Your voice to me is an inspiration, I now know your heart is my destination, I long now to look in your eyes and feel your touch, Never thought I could love someone this much, Your voice arouses my soul and your picture greets my eyes, I know in my heart I could love you till the day I die, I know you have your doubts that what I say is true, It would be an honor spending my life prov

Things To Ponder
If you are ever going to love me, love me now, while I can know The sweet and tender feelings, which from true affection flow. Love me now, while I am living, don't wait til I am gone, And then have it chiseled in marble, Sweet words on ice cold stone. If you have tender thoughts of me, please, tell me now. If you wait til I am sleeping, never to awaken, There will be death between us, And I won't hear you then. So, if you love me, even a little bit... Let me know it while I am living, So I can treasure it... Food for thought, huh? Make sure you tell your loved ones how much they mean to you, as often as possible...don't say, "I'll do it later"... Later may be too late...

Nursery Rhymes 2007
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two slices of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls

Christmas Soldier
ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS HE LIVED ALL ALONE IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE I LOOKED ALL ABOUT A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS NOT EVEN A TREE NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS WITH MEDALS AND BADGES AWARDS OF ALL KINDS A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT IT WAS DARK AND DREARY I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING SILENT ALONE CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER NOT HOW I PICTURED A LONE BRITISH SOLDIER WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ CURLED UP ON A PONCHO THE FLOOR FOR A BED I REALISED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILL

"because Of You" Another Poem I Wrote
BECAUSE OF YOU My heart is gone Because of you And what you did That made it break Because of You My heart is gone It’s torn in two And nothing you or anyone can do Will make it whole Because of You My heart is gone Because it was broken Because of you From the feelings that were misunderstood That lead to what you said Because of you My heart is gone And feels like forever Like I no longer can love The same way I used to Because of you My heart is gone Because of you!

Empty
If I could I surely would Child ease your pain But if I could no longer Would you still know my name? If I couldn't drain the tears That pour from these eyes Would you turn your back on me Would you wave goodbye? Or leave me way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arive Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my end to arrive If I couldn't be the shoulder Which your head would rest upon Would you still be waiting (mama) Or would you be gone? If I couldn't keep the smile Forever on your face Would I still be around Or would I be replaced? Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arrive Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my end to arrive (And) Would you promise me Things they'd never change Could you promise me That things they'd stay the same? If I couldn't clear the clouds From over your head Would you keep your word to me Amongst all the things you said? Or leave me way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arive (yea

Christmas Is Comin'
Hey all...I'm new to fubar...not really sure how this all works and am still tryin' to figure things out! Things here at home are crazy and we're gearin' up for Christmas. Hope you and your family's have a wonderful holiday! Hopefully I'll get this all figured out soon! Until next time...peace, love, and hugs! ME

540 East Pine Ave St George Island
540 East Pine Ave St George Island 540 East Pine Ave St George Island is hidden amongst the pines sits this charming Island retreat. Discover the privacy and seclusion in this quiet home. Become reacquainted with nature and bring your boat for fishing. Walk or ride your bike to the fantastic shops and restaurants. Venture down the short trail to the ocean. You can avail of the various features and amenities that are available such as the beach, cable television, dock, laundry, boat launch, picnic area and playground for the kids, marina etc. You can even get your pets along as they are allowed here. A wonderful place amidst scenic beauty. 540 East Pine Ave St George Island, 540 East Pine Ave, St George Island, Saint George Island, 540 East Pine Avenue, Beach House, Beach Home, Florida Beach, Florida Real Estate Blog, Florida real estate, real estate

Coding Your Bulletin
This tutorial is made for a lounge bulletin, this can be altered for any other bulletin needs. There is a space before every > and after every < so make sure you remove the space < table border="0" width="90%" background="Background Image URL Here" > < tr > < td width="100%" > < center> < br / >Top Text Here < br / >< a target="_blank" href="lounge link here" >< img src="picture link here" / >< /a > < br />Bottom Text Here < /center> < /td > < /tr > < /table > ******************************** INSTRUCTIONS #1 Replace Background Image URL Here with the URL for the Background Image (use the DIRECT LINK code from photobucket) #2 Replace lounge link here with the link to your lounge #3 Replace picture link here with the URL to the picture you want to link (use the DIRECT LINK code from photobucket) #4 Replace Top Text Here and Bottom Text Here with the text you want in your bulletin #5 Set your Font Size and Coloring ************************

Dirtbag Bush
How Dirtbag Bush Supported Our Troops In 2007 Rolling Stone Magazine 12-20-7 1. Required that soldiers discharged early because of battlefield injuries repay their enlistment bonuses. 2. Sent the longest-serving National Guard unit home after 729 days of combat in Iraq - one day shy of the 730 that the soldiers needed to qualify for education benefits. 3. Omitted 20,000 cases of brain trauma from the official tally of troops injured in Iraq. 4. Denied medical benefits to 22,000 veterans suffering from post-traumatic stress by discharging them for having enlisted with "pre-existing personality disorders". http://www.RollingStone.com Rolling Stone Magazine December 27 - January 10 issue page 88

Just A Reminder
I would like to invite you all to come up to Down The Hatch North in Mt Morris for their Christmas Party..Its gonna be alot of fun...There will be a 50 50 drawing as well as cheap jello shots and shooters...There will not be any drink specials but I know the manager-bartender personally and she will be making the drinks extra strong...For u beer drinkers you can get a small pitcher for 3.00 and a large pitcher for 6.00....Gene the dj will also be there suppling over 80,000 songs for karaoke or even if u just want to hear something....I hope to see you all there...I will be up there at about 9pm and staying till close...Again hope to see you all there :-) ~Danielle~

Morphs Anyone Want 1?
I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR I want to level up. I need points. I would like to make you a morph and in exchange you can give me points by hitting my pics. I have like over 500 so it's pretty easy to find some to hit. I will help you if you help me.

A Little Bit Of Swing By Stumbop
Neillsville Online.com Clark County ATV Trails Bruce Mound Winter Sports Area Fishing In Clark County Golfing In Clark County The Highground Veterans Memorial Hunting In Clark County Knobby Ridge Motorcycle Trail Levis/Trow Biking/Hiking Area Listeman Arboretum Nature Trail Neillsville Historic Driving Tour Clark County Snowmobile Trails Wild Rock Horse Trail 1897 Jail Museum Historic Downtown Reed School Silver Dome Ballroom Tuft's Mansion WCCN Pavillion Neillsville Winter Carnival Central Wisconsin Horse Sale Clark County Fair New! Neillsville Airport Fly-in Neillsville Heritage Days Neillsville - www.neillsville-wi.com Where Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow Meet Neillsville is a unique community nestled in the rolling hills of central Wisconsin surrounded by natural beauty, with strong hist

Something I've Written...you Might Of Heard It Too.
Blackness in stereo Can you hear it? Blackness in stereo Can you feel it? The vibration knocks you to the ground Blackness in stereo Can you see it... surrounding your head, screaming at you from every angle englufing your mind, tearing at your senses... IT NEVER STOPS You cry out in pain, begging to be heard... yet there's nothing NOTHING, but Blackness in Stereo

Perverts..
I know that this is HAPPY HOUR, and i have no problem talking to people on here...but when all you get are men that are old enough to be your dad talking to you like your just a piece of ass on a porn channel, it get's annoying...I have no pic's that have anything to do with porn so why do you talk to me like I'm just a piece of meat? It's so, so annoying..I mean, most of them are married, so why don't they go and sleep with there wive's or girlfriend's and leave me the hell alone...i'm sorry i just had to vent...I'm not trying to affend anyone, but this has really irrated me.

Diares Of Theinkfreak Entry 12-22-07
I feel a burning deep within, As time on a clock passes away, My passion grows stronger for you, each and every passing day, My desire to hold you near, Also comes with suttle fear, The longing to touch your soft skin, To make animalistic love once again, To taste you on my tongue, Satisfy my desire deep within you. To feel as one, both whole once again.

Fake Profilers...
If someone steals the pics of a friend and sets up fake profiles....then that friend wrongly accuses you of it...how do you prove your innocence? I'm a good person and have always been good to her, but someone she trusts thinks it was me and she believes him over me (we used to be best friends...WTF?!?). How do I prove myself as trustworthy in this situation?

Mistletoe Game
The 1st person to message u saying "I'd kiss you under the mistletoe."Will be ur Fubar sweetheart. You'd be surprised just who wants to be yours. You have to do this even if you are taken and theres a mistletoe on fubar give the love.

Fucking Snowing!!!
Man ok yesterday it was like 74 now its in the 20s today and they wonder why people get sick..I mean come the fuck on I hate texas weather on the real I hope it dies but hey thats just me. This is my fist blog too and dont know what to say so anyway Iam outta here have a good day all...

Funny
HEW WHATS UP EVERYONE. I ADDED SOME MUSIC VIDEOS AND A COUPLE FUNNY VIDEOS. THE FUNNYIST VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE IS IN THERE. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO DAD ONSTAGE. BE SURE TO STOP BY AND CHECK THEM OUT. PLEASE COMMENT AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UP. THANKS HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND A WONDERFULL HOLIDAY.

Life N Things
I have been on Fubar for awhile and have made some of the best friends and meant the man of my Dreams, but for the past few weeks Fubar has not been good to me and i need to find out why and why me, I always showed respect to everyone and never been anybody but me Lisa I want to wish everyone a very MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR love always Lisa

My World....
You know as it comes down to almost being Christmas and soon New Years and another year rolls on by, for some reason lately ive thought about where i have been and how far i have come. Maybe the fact that i finally realize that i am lucky to be at the moment i am now, but more so because the road that i have come down has been very unstable and not always straight. Since i moved out on my own back in North Carolina in 2001 and now being here in Vegas as of the end of 2007 soon to be 2008, i realize that i have lived a life that has been good and bad. Practically because of my own doing and the things that i did wrong, or should i say, people that i have wronged many times. There are so many things that i wish i could go back and change, there are so many people i wish i would have treated differently, but i really do hope, the people that were once in my life are now happy and healthy. I know there are people that could never be forgiven and people that wont forget, but as long as t

Days Of My Life
taken in by a spell taken into hell at the sound of a bell feeling lost and alone feeling down as if you were to drown feeling down as if you were no more than a clown feeling down hated and discrimadated falling into a hole of sorrow without a soul to borrow lost far south from heaven

Today's Star Message
When a star shines for you, the love light it generates is brilliant, pure, and filled with warmth so real you can feel it even from the greatest of distances. The miles between you and your star are insignificant … if the star shines true. Love is not bound by distance. What one must be wary of is the star that shines only to be noticed. You can tell the difference. When I look to the heavens in the direction of Ursa Major, I see a star that immediately draws me into its light. The star beckons, sharing rays of warmth, love and promise. And, I respond. When I search the southeastern heavens, I notice another star shining with equal intensity. This body, though brilliant in its own right, casts the cold pall of a lonely star absorbing its own light. A neon star, if you will, and I am compelled to ignore it. My message? Embrace the star that shines only for you. Feel the warmth, revel in the light.

Preacher And The Drunk
Baptizing a Drunk A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again -- - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preac

Faries
The moon has risen the sun has gone, The fairies come out one by one. The stars light their way through the weary night. They must get prepared for their untimely flight. The winter has come much too soon. They must flee this night, by the light of the moon. The days are cold, the nights just as bad. The fairies have lost what they once had. The warmth of the sun, the breeze of the night, Now they are desperate, fleeing by flight.

Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete. L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one. L: I mean, what are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland. L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her. L: Is your wife a nagger? P: No, she white. L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me. L: What makes yo

Can Someone Get Me This
I have always wanted this...if someone could get me this for christmas I would really appreciate it. If anyone can please message me and I will proceed with the rest of the stuff we have to do. HERE HERE HERE

All Through Our Lives
Michelle, You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond anything we ever had before. It has defied time, distance, family, friends, changes in ourselves, and changes in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simple - we are soulmates. I can't explain it. I just know it, I feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I cannot explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we both say I love you at exactly the same time. When I'm with you, it's like things shift into place. A place where they are supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things, and so much more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you, and I. And, deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a very rare gift. One that will bring us extraordinary happiness all through our live

Memories Of Christmas
There is no bright lights here, no need to light the way, just one candle glowing, like every other day, Santa can just pass on by, my gift I lost one day, There is no stockings by the fire, they have long been stored away, without you here to share your smile, theres no point in games or play, I have only one comfort, on another empty day, the one thing I carry with me, every step and breath I take, my precious thoughts of you, your smile, laugh and cheer, you are forever with me, each day of the year, till I can hold you there is only, Memories Of Christmas... Daddy loves you Mystikal Dawn MERRY CHRISTMAS My True Angel

My Heart
“WHO CAN HAVE MY HEART” ONLY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE CAN HAVE MY HEART AS LONG AS HE IS WILLING TO TAKE MY SOUL TOO AS MY HEART AND SOUL WILL BECOME ONE WITH HIS WHEN HE COMES ALONG THERE WILL BE EXPECATIONS THO, SUCH AS HE HAS TO HAVE TRUST, COMMUNICATION, RESPECT, COMPASSION, AND MOST OF ALL EACH OTHER HE HAS TO BE SPONTANIOUS, VERY ADVENTUREOUS, CARING, ROMANTIC, AND HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR HE HAS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME AS WELL AS I DO HIM SUCH AS OUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS MOST OF ALL WE HAVE TO BECOME ONE WITH EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHAT IS HAPPENING IN OUR LIVES WEHTER IT BE SADNESS OR HAPPINESS AMD BE WILLING TO OPEN UP AT ALL TIMES FOR EXAMPLE IF SOMETHING IS BOTHERING US WE HAVE TO TELL IT INSTEAD OF KEEPING IT HIDDEN BECAUSE HIDING IT WITHIN OURSELVES WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE AND THAT ‘S WHERE TRUST AND COMMUNICATION COMES INTO PLAY AND WITH THAT SAID THE ONLY TRUE PERSON

Too All The Troops.
This goes out to all those brave soldiers that gave the ultimate sacrafice and those who are still there in the fields of battle. This goes out to you all that have served thier call of duty. God bless you all and have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Hope to see you all home soon and safe.

High
When youre close to tears remember Some day itll all be over One day were gonna get so high And though its darker than december Whats ahead is a different colour One day were gonna get so high And at The end of the day Well remember the days We were close to the edge And well wonder how we made it through And at The end of the day Well remember the way We stayed so close to till the end Well remember it was me and you cause we are gonna be forever you and me Youll always keep me flying high in the sky of love Dont you think its time you started Doing what we always wanted One day were gonna get so high cause even the impossible is easy When we got each other One day were gonna get so high And at The end of the day Well remember the days We were close to the edge And well wonder how we made it through And at The end of the day Well remember the way We stayed so close to till the end Well remember it was me and you cause we are gonna be forever

Kiss From A Rose
Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me. Love remained a drug thats the high and not the pill. But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and, The light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. ...kiss from a rose on the grey. Ooh, The more I get of you, Ooh................... Stranger it feels, yeah. (l) And now that your rose is is in bloom. (l) A light hi

Truely Madly Deeply
Ill be your dream Ill be your wish Ill be your fantasy Ill be your hope Ill be your love Be everything that you need Ill love you more with every breath Truly madly deeply do I will be strong I will be faithful cause Im counting on A new beginning A reason for living A deeper meaning yeah Chorus I want to stand with you on A mountain I want to bath with you in the sea I want to lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me And when the stars are shining Brightly in the velvet sky Ill make a wish send it to heaven Then make you want to cry The tears of joy for all the Pleasure in the certainty That were surrounded by the Comfort and protection of The highest powers In lonely hours The tears devour you Chorus Oh can you see it baby You dont have to close your eyes cause its standing right here Before you All that you need with surely come Ill be your dream Ill be your wish Ill be your fantasy Ill be your hope Ill be your love Be e

Attitude Is Everything
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?" So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?" So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEA!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!" Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously

Contest
Please help me with a little holiday cheer. I've never signed up for a contest and thought it might be fun. All love will be returned just fu-mail me with what ya done and I will get back to you. Kisses!!!

Funny But Clean Jokes
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... " "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000 ... " "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I st

White Knuckles
Oh, fuck it all! Sick of being sick and tired, sick of understanding Tired of feeling sick to my stomach Demons inside command me They're saying crush it, break it, smash it Fuckin' kill 'em all! Laugh as it falls away I won't dodge another silver bullet Just to save a little face I want you to know, I want you to see I want you to look beyond your own eyes Past your afflictions How many people really care? How many will be standing? I'll light the match, the flame, the fuse, the bomb Rescue the world from slavery I wanna torch it, burn it, scorch it, fuckin' stomp it out Laugh as it blows away I won't eat another rotten apple Though I've grown to like the taste I want you to know, I want you to see I want you to look beyond your own eyes Past your afflictions I want you to hurt, want you to bleed I want you to look beyond your own face Past your infections I'm taking back control with my knuckles Taking back control with my knuckles

Are You More Mature Then A 5th Grader?
To be clear- I’m am dealing with FAR to much right now to be sitting around worrying about petty bullshit. Yet here I am, writing this blog, IN pure unadulterated frustration. To review, anyone- A N Y O N E- whose big problem is that some loves them— seriously, I’m not throwing you a pity party. Whatever. If you happen to feel that you, as an individual, fall into that category, then that is your own personal point of view. Quit dragging me into it like I affect your life. “Oh my goodness! Someone I see/ talk to once or twice a year is totally altering my entire way of being! Please help me Blue Fairy!” Second notice. What the hell is the damn point of telling someone else that you’re mad at a person? I mean really. Why not shove it in a note in my desk or locker. OH SNAP… forgot I already graduated ten years ago. Darn. Might have to deal with things directly like a grown-up. But, since that isn’t going to happen, guess I’ll just mindlessly complain here! On a computer that isn

Uso Tour
KABUL, Afghanistan - Robin Williams and Lance Armstrong took a swipe at the French, Kid Rock strummed "Sweet Home Alabama," comedian Lewis Black grumbled about the falling snow, and Miss USA told the troops to keep "kicking butt." Some 500 American soldiers watched an all-star USO cast perform under a steady snowstorm at a U.S. base in Kabul late Thursday. The stop was part of a six-day, 14-show tour that saw the entertainers begin their day with a performance in Iraq. The audience of soldiers - bundled in hooded jackets and warm hats - stood in the snow before a makeshift stage waiting for Williams and company to arrive after the performers were delayed by rough weather. Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who was traveling with the group, took the microphone first, telling the soldiers it was a tough time to be away from home. "We brought a few celebrities tonight to try and lift your spirits," he said before introducing Miss USA Rachel Smith, to a bu

How Can Peoplebe So Low On Here
how can people be so low some1 hacked this fubar account and changed my stuff it was very cruel stuff i would never say to teh peron im in love with when i find out who did it i swaer to yall i will kill yall i swaer to god i would never in mylife say those things i love this peron with all my hear she is a dream come true she is the best thing to ever happen to me so why in the fuck would u say this this that i said it. her family seen it also now they hate me because of yall i love her and her family so who ever said this bet ur ass i will get you even if it takes me till the day i die. this was the wrong time to fuck with melike this she is in the hospital barley hanging in there and yall had to do this yall are so dead i swaer ill get yall so step up and say who did this yall chicken shits so help me god yall better step up. if this is sweets doing i will be in kanas to get you if not you sob u better say who u are im calling you out now get the fucking guts and step up

R.i.p. Antonio
My beautiful Antonio 'Big Papa' is gone. He always came into the bed to cuddle with me whenever I was sick or sad. He was my beautiful boy on the inside and out. He came to me with Adrenal Disease and was diagnoses with congestive heart failure about four weeks ago. His adrenal tumor wrapped around his heart and tripled in size in 10 days. His breathing was labored and would not get any better. I put him down. He will be missed everyday. I love you Big Papa. Rest in Peace.

A Good Boyfriend
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. ¢¾ give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in? ¢¾ leave her cute notes? ¢¾ kiss her in front of your friends. ¢¾ tell her she looks beautiful. ¢¾ look into her eyes when you talk to her. ¢¾ let her mess with your hair. ¢¾ touch her hair. ¢¾ just walk around with her. ¢¾ FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. ¢¾ look at her like she's the only girl you see. ¢¾ tickle her even when she says stop. ¢¾ hold her hand when you're around your friends. ¢¾ when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. ¢¾ let her fall asleep in your arms. ¢¾ get her mad, then kiss her. ¢¾stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. ¢¾ tease her and let her tease you back. ¢¾ stay up all night with her when she's sick. ¢¾ watch her favorite movie with her. ¢¾ give her the world. ¢¾ let her wear your clothes. ¢¾ when she's s

Freak On A Leash
One day I came home from work. My wife was there in the living room looking at me very mischievously. She told me to go sit on the couch, and then started to pull out a notebook. I knew that the note book was my secret diary that i kept under the bed. Of which i write all my deepest and darkest desires. She started to read off passages with a soft sensual tone. ..." As i reached down beside the bed and pull out a dagger." she read to me while biting her lip. I could tell she was getting aroused by just the simple thought of it. "moving it slowly and softly across her soft skin". She stops, and asks why I have never talked about this certain fantasy of mine. She the continues to read..."I push a lil hard as i watch the first drop of blood rise to the skin. I watch as she shudders and wander if its out of arousal or disgust. Then she puts the book down. Stands up and walks over to me and puts a blind fold on me and leads me into the bed room. She pushes me on the bed and smothers me i

The Passionate Lover
Body: Choose ur rite horoscope! 1. ARIES - The Liar (the Ram - 21 March - 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost 2. TAURUS - The Devil (the Bull - 20 April - 20 May) * Aggressive. ¢¾ * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need.¢¾ * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality.¢¾ * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind.¢¾ * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people.¢¾ 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost 3. GEMINI - Irresistible (the Twins - 21 May - 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Best in bed * Talkative. * Extremely random a

Huh?
what did i say to deserve this? *grins* sportwood: you have lost is debate , you are are so weak what a prick sportwood: block me , that is very easy ->sportwood: i really aint trying to upset you, im just trying to get you to shut the fuck up sportwood: you are weak you can not upset me . sportwood: he does and am i happy ->sportwood: you better hope he believes in illiterate dumbasses or you are going straight to hell sportwood: justice sportwood: never said anything about the bible , i onlyid God loves you and he does . He does believe in stice ->sportwood: i thought god frowned on suicide, yet another bible bashing twat that doesnt practice what he preaches sportwood: you are sick , shoot your self ->sportwood: trust me i will, now sssshhhhhh sportwood: gdo some more bad comments get your self off sportwood: you are ok , you just don'know it yet ->sportwood: you and your god can go fuck some choir boys sportwood: sure , you can ->sportwood: who is god? can

Darn....can't Please Everyone
Damn...I lost another crush. *sniff* what am I to do. lmfao Considering that I don't have any idea who my "fubar crushes" are it's not big deal. I see people asking for crushes all the time. I'll put it this way. I don't care if you crush me or not. If you think I'm great fine crush me, if you think i'm "cute, adorable......etc" fine crush me... I am not one to worry about who has a crush on me ... now I have used my "crush"...and I can and have put it on whomever I want. So....I lost a crush ... LOL OH WELL!!

Why I Hate The Winter
its too fukin cold!!!!i gotta bundle up to stay warm but im still fukin cold!!!all the boobies get covered up!!!!i cant show off my tattoo!!!!i gotta wear boots...when i wear them all fukin day at work!!!!my toes get cold!!!!my hands get cold!!! snot freezes on my nose!!!! need a hat to cover my beautiful bald head!!!!cold hands when i pee!!!! (it is cool to write ur name in the snow) big bird turns to tweety bird when he gets cold!!!!! campin sux in the winter!!!!no phillies games to go to!!!!! all the asshole eagles fans come out!!!!!u gotta rake leaves!!!!(when u have no trees in ur yard but ur fukin neighbor does) "think i need my saw" cant sit outside n smoke a joint!!!! (i can but it sux passin it!!) MAN ....THINK I GOTTA GO DOWN .....WHERE ITS WARM!!!!

Things I Like
THINGS I LIKE Current mood: high i like the phillies i like the flyers i like tampa bay bucs i like booing the yankees i like booing the red sox i like saying fuk the yankees i like the word fuk i like to fuk i like eatin pussy i like likin pussy i like the taste of pussy i like smokin pot im smokin pot now i like dogs i like fish i like fishin i like traveling i like my head rubbed i like both my heads rubbed i like my bak rubbed i like rubbin backs i like rubbin feet i like pullin hair i like slappin asses i like football i like booing the eagles i like tailgating i like tailgating w my lil cousin i like bein an uncle i like bein a godfather i like goin to sports events i like gettin high while doin these (hold on) i like takin pics i like espn i like medium size boobs i like little boobs i like real boobs i like fake boobs i like ur boobs i like tattoos i like girls w tattoos i like long hair i like drinkin beer i like budweiser i like vodka i likke bein high i like my back

Things I Hate
hate the yankees i hate the red sux i hate the eagles i hate notre dame i hate T.O i hate stupid ppl i hate runnin outta weed i hate the cold i hate dotheads i hate tardiness i hate pubic hair i hate snitches i hate deadbeat dads i hate seagulls i hate whiners i hate unorganized ppl i hate reality shows i hate stubble after i shave my head i hate jeff gordan i hate tony stewart i hate new jersey

Christmas
another year,sitting here alone.while everyone is having the normal for them christmas with their families,the holidays make me freakin sick...not looking for opinions or pity i have enough of my own,i just feel like writing this down before i puke it out later,no im not drunk but jus sick of sitting here alone,not a damn thing i can do about it,all the ppl i loved are dead or just gone,tired of being miserable,tired of being sick and tired.wtf did i ever do when i was born for this hell for me to be etched in stone? welcome to the world!by the way srry for ur life,yeah i have freinds but for me to spend time with them on the holidays makes me feel so out of place,everyone sitting there laughing with their family,while i put on a fake smile like im enjoying myself,and the whole time wandering what it would have been like to be sitting there like them with my family.man i jus wish i could get put out of this misry called a holiday.

What A Crock...
You know what really sucks? When you tell someone the honest truth and they then insult the hell out of you and accuse you of being something you aren't, because THEY can't handle the truth. Well get your facts straight first, dear. You have no clue what's going on in my home and you have no idea why or why not I've not acted on anything I found as of yet. I have three kids to consider here and despite my personal feelings, I will not hurt them during this time of year. Their father has been quite capable of that in the past. I'm not doing it to them again! It doesn't make me weak or pathetic as you put it. SO FUCK YOU. You have no clue what the hell the situation is okay? Instead of finding out, you attacked me. Well fine. And my profile looks "hinky" because I was in a goddamn hurry to make one up. I surely didn't give two shits about how it looked okay? So to put it out there straight for whoever thinks they want to examine this and hold judgement, I found this place because my supp

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled,

Riding Shit
Yea so I obviously like riding quads,dirt bikes, street bikes, my harley, my shifter cart and other stuff i have rode driven or own but just can't think of right now. Come rate my picks of my quads and bikes and other pics.

"thank You My Friend" Another Poem I Wrote
Thank you for being there when I needed you and even when I didn't need you, Thank you for being there for me threw it all Even when I tried to push you away ,but you wouldnt let me Thank You. Thank you for being there through the good times and the bad times, Thank you for catching me before I fell down, Thank you for wiping away the tears when I was crying, Thank you for cheering me up and making me laugh when I needed it the most, Thank you for all the great memories we've had together But most of all... thank you... For being you an not changing who you are as a person!