One day a I was making laws in to Dranor when a good friend Drizzts privet
messaged me. Drizzts said there have been reports of a mad hacker riping people
to shreds and he backed every thing he stole up on a 10 teribyte hard drive.
Drizzts said there is a reward for the person who can slay him. But how do you
think I could kill him? I mean if he is a hacker how can some one who is only
level 104 like me kill him? I said. Well he said I don't mind meeting up with you
and we can get some gear and find out more on whats happening meet me in Fally.
So I grabbed my runes and rushed teliported to fally. When I got there I could
see drizzts he ran to me form the west bank but there were so many people
running around screaming about hackers are coming!. I hear there are the hackers
coming form the north form the wildy yelled drizzts. Shouldn't we get out of here
then I asked. Drizzts being as fearless as he is said no way!!! we are gonna
stand there on the bridge to the white knights castle. We will have a awesome
view of em and maybe we can see what geer they have. We made hate and got on the
bridge. When the men walked into town side by side there were 3 men. One had full
ghostly robes with a acnahnt staff, the next had black and red mystic robes and a
anchant staff , the last one had ariums and a ahcnat staff. The one is goastly
screamed can I waste just a few master??? hmmm just 1 or 2 we need to bank im
getting full said the one in ariums. The one with ghostly smiled and blasted a
level 50 noob.. the noob sizzled and collapsed on the cobble stone streets. Then
the one in black mystic noticed us...hay master look at them noobs spying on us.
Do you think they liked the show? Hahah maybe the did but why don't we show them
what a spying noob deserves said the one in ariums. I could see in drizzts eyes
he didn't like being called a noob and he grabbed his dragon axe on his hip and
tossed it at the one in ariums. But the mage in black mystic jumped in the way
and took a dragon battle axe to the chest. The axed mage filled with rage and did
a ice spell that held are legs down and the splash damage was 99 damage to
bolthof us at the same time. Of corse drizzts standing next to me and I looked at
each other for a split seconed and fell on are knees. OHHH NO YOU HAVE DIED!!!
shit I forgot my spawn spot was here in fally. I ran to the bodies and grabbed
drizzts armor and I of corse runing laws grabbed my terria. The mage in ghostly
noticed this and told his master “look the noobs spawn spot is there. We can kill
him over and over....”
ohh god I thout this is gonna suck... have to re grab every thing every time.
Luckly for me the ariums mage said “thats not worth my time im going to go to
bank then go to fishing guild and kill some noobs there for sharks. He looked
down and noticed the black mystic mage still with a axe in chest... let me fix
this first then I go with you said The black mage. The black mystic mage riped
the axe out of his chest. I could see the big gash it left is his chest. Once it
came out he took a 70 splat damage. The mage fell to his knees in pain. The
ariums mage did some kind of heal other spell and then the black mage came back
form his knees slice healed. Oh shit I thout to my self they can not only do
awesome damage but heal each other. Then the ariums mage telied his self to ardy.
The mystic mage eyed me....if I ever see you or your little friend again it will
not only be the last of you but the last of your whole account. said the mystic
mage then he telied away. Out of no were drizzts teliported in with this big ass
cannon!!! oh shit! He must be pissed! Drizzts fills the bastered up and took aim
at the ghostly mage. The mage lifted up his staff to do a offensive spell and
BOOM!!! the cannon blasted him in his leg. The mage screamed in pain as his leg
was riped off.. I put every thing I could into runing in to run to the axe on
the floor. BOOM!!! cannon blast again oon his arm... fuck!!! yelled the mage. I
grabbed the axe and tossed it to drizzts. And took cover because I had no armor.
BOOM!!! the cannon blasted again but this time just barly nicked his sholder.
The mage teliported out.... damn drizzts yelled! That was close I said. “Yea it
was but in the end that mage just wasing put togeather” drizzts joked . Hahhaa
lol we bolth replied . Drizzts looks down at the axe and he noticed the crimson
blood still driping off it. Looks like they can bleed he said...and if they can
bleed you can kill them he said to me. Yea but we are gonna need to take them
out one by one I said.
Because that ariums mage can heal them. I said . Well I have heard rommers of
such but I think if we band togeather we can kill them all and get the reward
drizzts remarked. Well my bank is feeling a little bit on the poor side lol I
replied. Yea right said drizzts you still have 30mill atlest in cash alone. I am
the one who needs the cash drizzted stated This is true but I always felt
poor... me and drizts went to the bank so I could get my geer and he could get
more cannon balls. After we had got are geer fearless drizzts told me to get
telly to ardy runes to chase them to fishing guild. We teliported to ardy and we
noticed the stalls were smashed fire blazed a armor shop...men and wemon lay
bloodied on the streets.
This does not look good man I said. Drizzts just smiled and said.. well it just
means more prize money for us. Seeing as all the people on the floor were no dout
dead.. we grabbed some cake and headed toward fishing guild..the sheep out side
the door were slayen. And the guild master was half siting half laying down in
the grass with a wound in his leg bleeding. We rushed to the guild master.
Drizzts was tending to his wounds. He told me the mages came and gone...and to go
go in side and check out his guild for him.
Drizzts not having the fishing level looked up at me and told me good luck man.
I walked into the guild and the smell of dead fish was strong. Players bodies
were on the docks.. the waves coming onto the shore was red tinted. I walked
along the shore into the bank and saw the bank tellers were in there boxers on
the floor face down . All of them were alive luckly. One yelled is it safe to
stand up? Yes I told him. Now what happened here? They came in and took all the
sharks...all of them!every one who was fishing sharks here had there bank accoutn
drained off all there cooked and raw sharks the banker said. Thats not good I
replied.. they mumbled something about rubing out the kq...in the dessert said
the banker. Oh god I hate the desseert...im never sure if I should wear armor or
white and I always make that mistake. Ok I will get the guild master in here for
you guys to watch. I ran out and left the guild. Drizzts had the fishing masters
leg all bandaged up. I looked at drizzts.. man they took all the sharks in the
bank and left for the kq I said. The guild master looked at me...and you should
go see the bankers. There still alive I said. The guild master stumbled into the
guild. Drizzts standing next to me said well theres no need for us to save the kq
she can take care of her self we need to think of a way to kill them.. hmmm what
if we get a huge team togeather and kill them in cw? I said. Well that wont work
drizzts said..they can heal each other..
lets grab a beer I said.. hell why not replied drizzts. Unknowing to him I plan
to leave him the bill haha
we got to the bar in west ardy. And layed a few beers back.. then I got a pm
from a bar seller I have. Omg he yelled! I was just ganked by the hackers!!! they
came in to the mineing guild wasted all the miners and froze the doors shut....
we are all traped down here and cant get out he yelled... drizzts we have to go
to the mineing guild now I screamed! They just hit down there and trapedthe
miners in sideby freezeing the doors shut! I yelled. Oh man there gonna sufficate
from lack of air if we don't get downe there! We ran to the west bank jumped over
the fallen people that were there. And the bankers were even killed.. oh man what
do we do ? We cant even get into are banks said drizzts. Ummmmmm I grabbed some
runes from a body..we can use the deads I said we raided all the corpses in the
north bank of all there runes and teliported to fally. We ran to the guild...
the bank next door was a mass of bloody body and broken walls..the drop party
place near there was on fire.. smoke was billowing out of the roof. The latter
down to the guild was frozen.. what do we do? I asked drizzts. Drizzts replied
well we go down the back door near the scorpions. He ran to that little hut near
the edge of fally and went down the stairs.. the miners on this side of the door
were still mineing..but they were mineing the frzen wall trying to free there
miner friends. A miner looked at me and yelled they just came in the guild and
froze the door in there we ahev been mineing for 5 mins and this door is stuck he
told us. Hmm you miners mine us some really hard iron and coal! And we got the
nats form the dead to super heat...we need to smith at the near anvils make a
ram! I said. Drizzts pulled out a whip and started whiping near the miners to
make them go faster. Soon we had enuf steel for the ram. And enuf miners to keep
poping out armor for the army we might need in the hrs to come. We pulled the ram
near the door and ramed over and over tell the ice broke. Freeing all the miners
in side. TY so much my friend said. Then she gave me and drizzts a hug. You guys
are so COOL she said! Will you guys keep mineing and smithing for us drizzts
asked the miners. YES they all yelled. Sweet we have some armor for people to
rebuild with said my femalefriend.
DRIZZTS!!! I GOT A IDEA I YELLED! OMG when you used your axe it did a 70 witch is
a lot but it only gave him a gash but when you used your cannon you mad maximum
affect! Blasting off legs. I said.
I think we need rangers he replied. make arrows tons of arrows my female friend
told the miners. We need to make a army a huge one with arrows and cannons meele
and healers tons of healers I said. Me drizzts and my female friend went up the
later into the burning fally. Lets go to dranor to bank because it seems every
one in fally that isn't in that mine is dead the female friend said. We walk the
south wall of fally and follow the path to dranor. As we are walking we saw like
a red dot line of bones and rune ess from all the law runners. Could it be that
they hit dranor too asked my female friend. I dout it replied drizzts that bank
has a nabor that is a very high level mage.. that old man will protect that
bank. Said drizzts. I nodded to show I agreed. We got to dranor and every one
there was alive for now. Finnaly we can bank I said with a sigh. Yea but they
killed all the law runners and thats no good if was wanted to fill up on laws
said drizzts. Drizzts and I looked at each other bolth asked at the same time
“are you hungry?”
LOL we bolth replied. We pulled out that cake we got before and shared it.
Drizzts looked at me and asked if I still had my kairls set. I think so I said as
I am rummaging in my bank I find that most of it is broken because since I hated
that set I never fixed it.. yea drizzts I have it but It is fully broken tho I said.
Well how many bolt racks do you have he asked. I have about 700 I said. My female
friend suddeny said she had about 150 racks in her bank. I happy accepepted it.
Drizzts pulled out 150 form his bank handed them to me as well. Why don't we go
to your house to fix your kairls because lumby is probly already been sacked and
plan are next step said my female friend. I grabed like 500k from my bank to fix
my crap and drizzts got his cannon and his cannon balls. My female friend pulled
out full black and a crystal bow. Well I said my house is still in remington like
it has been the day constution came out hahaha. Man your a old player mant my
femail friend said.Lets get walking already! Im getting bored at this bank
drizzts yelled. With that said we all lined up and started the short walk to my
house. When we started walking to the west wall of varrock to remmington we saw
noobs picking up the ess they died with before and start walking more laws. Say
what you want but noobs are good slaves for law makers I said
yea and when we defeat this hacker gang we will need lots of noob labor to get
runescape back to its old self drizzts said. We walked onto the docks and ofcorse
the monks lives were spared but the axe shop and rune shop were burning. Oh god!!
must they destory every thing my female friend cryed. Don't worry they will pay
in full with there blood drizzts said. We kept walking and noticed the jail was
unlocked and the muggers in it ran off to be freed poor wormbrain was there on
the ground with a hole in his golbin armor and blood driping out of his chest.
Ohhh no my female friend yelled! Worm brain lifted his eyes open a sec then
closed them. Theres no hope for him I said. Well in that case drizzts said then
he lifted his monster axe and with a fast chop off rolled the golbins head. No
sence in making him suffer. OMG my female friend cryed. Oh don't be a baby he
will respawn like the rest of us drizzts said. What he gets for wearing armor
worth only like 18 gp I said. YEAH!! then poor goblins! drizzts said. You guys
are funny but can we get going my female friend said. We walked to my portal and
I entered. Nothing seemed odd at my house but how would I have known I mean doors
shut automatically when I leave. Drizzts was in the portal next then my female
friend was clsoe to follow. I instantly locked the portal after she came in. last
thing I want is some guy coming in and blasting my house down as we are planing
are plot for revenge vrs him. i walked around back and went in the back door and
went into the shop to my armor stand. As I started to fix my armor my female
asked are you sure its safe here? I mean if there hackers they can get in any
way. True drizzts said. Well I don't know about that but what I do know is we
have to stop this mess I said. Well no one is going to be able to fight any one
if we don't rest up a bit my female friend said. Only you would think of that I
said. My kairls was fully fixed now and I suited up. So whats the plan then guys
my female friend said. Drizzts looked at her then said well cannons work and so
does my axe so I know how I plan to kill them but ranged seems to normaly work
good to kill mages so you can try that. Me and the girl nodded. Well I call the
bed haha my female friend said. I want the fighting ring down stairs I said. So
if I get a ice blast to the face when im sleeping I at lest wake up and respawn.
Yea haha wake up with a cold drizzts said. Im gonna take your study room said
drizzts. We all went to are sprate rooms. I climed into the room and just fell
asleep like a rock. Dirrzts set up his cannon near the window upstairs and
started to watch out the window. Hours went but and he was siting on top of his
cannon half alseep when suddenly BOOM!!!! cannon went off right under him. The
window shatered from the blast and then portal had been torn out and riped apart.
Startled drizzts looked down and saw the mage. When my female friend heard the
blast she grabed her bow and opene dthe door and saw the mage in gostly he had
part of his left arm blown off and bloody. She took aim and shot a arrow and his
right leg. When I herd the blast I half woke up and thout to my self wtf.. its
probly just drizzts getting into the kegs again. That party animal I thout.
Drizzts saw a 2nd arrow hit the mage in his right arm. The mage looked at the
girland start to take aim for a spell. Drizzts had to get that mage before he
casted. RAHHHHHHH!!! drizzts let out with dragon axe spechil. The mage stoped the
spell instantly and looked up. Drizzts jumped out the window and swong his axe on
the way down. The axe his the mage right down the face in the center of the
nose. A split down his skull brain matter oozing out slowly. I hout to my self
why would drizzts use his axe this early in the morning then it hit me we are
under attack!!! I got my ass out of that ring and ran up the stairs. Drizzts
bloody looked at me. We are under attck he said its not safe here the girl said.
Well the main mage can rez them I said. Well thecannon made fast work of that
portal and my guess is there are 2 angry mages on the other side drizzts said.
Well what do we do the girl said. Well what if we all grab parts of the body and
teliport away form each other and hide the parts in places so they cant rez him I
said. Good idea said drizzts. He started hacking the arms and legs off the body
with his axe. Were do we bury the parts the girl asked. Well why don't you Hide
the body in dranor cabbage patch because no one will ever dig up because they did
that quest or if they hacked there quest have it done I said. And why don't I put
some body parts in the gnomes tree the girl said. She took a arm and a leg and
teliported away. Why don't I put the body and a leg in the desert and in lumby
swamp 2 godforsaken places said drizzts. Leaving you with the head and a arm
drizzts told me. He teliported away.
I grabed the head and arm and thout to my self were else should I put this.
Suddenly the airums mage and the mystic mage got in the house from the broken
portal. The mystic mage looked at me in disgust because I was bloody and holdinh
the head of his dead partner in destruction. Give me that head boy the airums
mage said. I looked at the robes and staff and grabed them. Fine I said but first
you have o find them and teliported to canifis. The aurims mage yelled find those
parts! My game loaded and I ran to fankenstine manner and tossed the arm on the
door. I hope they put that arm to use on a super strong monster so the mages cant
get it.I knocked twice and teliported to dranor with my glory ammy. I ran to the
wizzards tower. No one will ever look were the skull is for that quest. I went
down the stairs and down more stairs. I put the mages head under the old skull.
Now I should go to the old man and figure out about this staff and robes. I
teliported to dranor with my ammy. To my suprize the girl was already there. Hay
she said. Hay you were fast I said. So were you she said. Yea I ran as fast I
could I am about to ask the old man about this staff and robes. Alright I will
come with you she said. We walked across the street and saw the old man. Hay old
man I said. How goes your mission he said. Good I said well it sounds like it he
said. Word on the grape vine is that you have slayed a mage he said. Yes ..well I
didn't actuly kill him it was my friends I said. Well its still a awsome defeat
you guys have done not many peope before you can do things like this the old man
said. Well mant has items form the mage he wants you to look at the girl said. I
see the staff and robes the old man said. Yea so what makes them so powerfull I
asked. Well the old man said those are artifacts from ages long past. But they
do have magic to them the robes make it so you don't respawn but give you
1,000,000,000+ to magic and the staff is the key to the hackers abilitys it lets
them fight in non wildy area. The runescape workers are leting normal people
fight the hackers in non wildy because they need some one to fight them. But
after they die it will be normal again. Hmm I said. Drizzts walked up behind us
hay guys he said. Hay drizzts you do the deed the girl asked. Yes I did some
were no one would ever adventure. said drizzts well I said if these robes are
that powerfull lets split the parts up between us so no one can ever do this
again. i handed them parts of the robes and I kept parts. Now no one will ever do
this again ion that robes the old man said but there is still 2 more mages the
old man said. History repeats its self if we do nothing as mant can tell you the
old man said. Drizzts and the girl looked at me.. ~backflash~ when I first
started I was a poor peasant I was mineing iron with my buddy in the hobgoblin
mines in wildy. Then we were walking back to egevill and the grass was burned and
the people dead except the rune plate salesman. Who told us what happened was 3
mages had the anchant staffs and that the makers of the game were gathetring
artifacts that can combat the staffs.*back to normal time* so the makers killed
the hacked back then asked the girl. Yes replied the old man. Well what are these
artifacts asked drizzts. Well I was never told but you should ask the rune plate
seller said the old man. Ok we will go to him I said. We all started walking to
dranor manner. As we were walking the girl asked me so what did you do when the
hackers were here last time?
Well they needed a army to fight the hackers and buy them time and I was in that
army I said. How strong was this army asked drizzts. Well there was about 50 of
us most of us were low levels I said. What ever happened to your frined can we
has him for help the girl ased. No he quit a long time ago because he died
fighting the mages back then I said.As we walked around the manner we saw the
super natural attacking trees. They hit us as we walked by then we entered the
barb village. Once a proud city of screaming barbarians now a city with iron
swords and leather armor littered the ground. Blood on the swords because the
barbarians must have tried to make a last stand. Was walked past them into the
egevill gates. Many pkers here were dead. With rune on the ground and potions in
a lot of there bags they much have tried to assemble a force to combat the 2
mages. We walked to the rune plate salesman. He was laying on the ground. His
hand all bloody were he had lost his forefinger and tumb. A arrow was in his
chest and blood was driping on the ground. We rushed over to him. Wow is he still
alive asked the girl. She started to tend to the wounds. Hes about to die she
said. Well then we better make this fast drizzts said. Drizzts grabed him by his
sides. Hay dude what artifacts do we need to kill the hackers yelled drizzts! The
rune sellers eyes opened a little..you need to get the white knight hes in the
wildy said the rune seller. Why would he go into the wildy at a time like this
asked drizzts. To kill the mages said the rune seller. WHAT hes pking at a time
like this yelled drizzts. The mages are trying to find body parts in the wildy
and are weakened from the attack in egevill so hes going to hunt them down said
the old man. Do you know were this white knight is I asked. No I am not sure but
he knows about the artifacts and is trying to find them said the old man. The old
man started to wheeze and gasp for air. Hes choking on his own blood theres
nothing I can do the girl said.Drizzts lifted up his axe and sent the rune seller
to the gods. Well wildy here we go I said. Sounds like fun but why cant we ever
get a straight answer asked drizzts. I hat the wildy but I don't mind supporting
you in the battle with the mages the girl said. We started to walk in to the
wildy ofcorse like every thing else in egevill the abyss runners have been killed
and so was the teliporting mage. We walked past the bodys and out into the wildy.
As we walked we did see a bear still alive. YAY something is atlest still alive
said the girl. Or maybe it just respawned said drizzts. Thats true but the
barbarians didn't respawn I said. I wonder why said drizzts. Well me and you
respawned but almost nothing else and no one else does I said. Well maybe there
just trying to fuck with are brains said drizzts. Hmm what if its because you two
actuly drew blood first asked the girl. Thats possible I said. But you didn't
toss the axe I did said drizzts. But we got his with the same blast I said. We
saw a hill then suddenly spoted a loaf of bread on the top of the hill.Wow that
looks good said drizzts. Yea I am kinda hungry too we havnt eaten for a bit I
said. We all ran to the hill. The girl ran the fastist and got there first
because she wasnt carrying drizzts armor or fat ass kairls set. When she bent
downt o pick up the bread a band of 25 muggers pop out of no were and start
shooting at us. A mugger shoots the girl in her leg. Lets get em yelled a
mugger!! oh shit it hurts she screamed. I pulled up my bow and took aim and fired
my cross bow. I hit a mugger dead. Kill em dead a mugger yelled. Drizzts tossed
his axe and hit one in the chest. And another mugger bites the dust drizzts said.
The girl was siting on the ground fireing her bow as fast as she could at them. I
take aim again at a level 30 mugger and fire at him. I hit a 20 . the girl fires
at that mugger and finishs him off. The muggers fire again and hit drizzts in his
right arm. Gahhhhhhhhh he screams. The muggers start to close in for the kill. I
just start shooting randomly missing almost every time. What are we gonna do the
girl asked. Well im gonna start runign and kicking tell I die drizzts said. Do
you think we will respawn If we die the girl asked. I wouldn't count on it with
most people in this game not respawning drizzts said. Well we will soon find out
I said. Then 5 muggers drop to the floor. What was that that killed them I asked.
Well its wasnt something we did said drizzts. Ohh no do you think it was the
mages asked the girl. ZAPPPPPP3 muggers fell to the ground on there knees. That
looked like a anchant blood spell said drizzts.
