I don't know a whole bunch, but I do know this for sure: after watchin' videos of ex military guys tippin' over feral hogs down in Texas, if I'm out in a farmer's field in the middle of the night, and I hear a clown horn or a dude yell, "Whatcha got there, Bud?", I am dancin', I am runnin', & I am zig zaggin' my skinny white ass off!
