Fubar Blogs 5

Damn You Tool Doll
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1: I love opera and ballet 2: I am terrified of flan. it seriously scares the daylights out of me. 3: I have really cute toes 4: when I get really angry I like to throw shoes. 5: I am a passenger seat road rager 6:I am currently hungry and about to get a bowl of cereal. 7: I am the only one of my blood relitaves who has a tattoo 8: I am a model for naughty vixenz. 9: I love having pictures taken of me 10: I have no clue what else to write ok now.... I tag... kameleonss Azriel nonya

Tagged By Bluedemon
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Im Part Of An MC(if you dont know what that is then too bad for you) 2. My best friend on fubar is BSL(if you dont know you that is tough luck) 3. Im secretly kinda falling for my best friend. 4. I have an strange obsession with anything that has to do with the Raiders or Monkeys 5. I love 2 bake....mostly pies and cookies 6. If it wasnt for a certain someone I'd probably be living in the streets or dead. 7. My real life best friend doesnt know that he would have been my baby daddy. 8. I know Im beautiful in my own way, somedays I wish I was the kind that stops random men in the streets in their tracks.

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Today I turned 20-10. 2. I believe peanut butter goes with EVERYTHING! 3. My Lucyfur is my pride and joy. 4. I will do anything for the people in my life I call friends. 5. I have only been on a plane twice, once to Seattle and once home. 6. It's 4:20 for me all the time. 7. Music is my passion in life, the meaner, the angrier, the louder, the better! 8. I'm quick to say things to people when they are on my mind, unless it will evoke confrontation. 9. My favorite place to be besides home is at the bar watching -itis. 10. Someone on the other side of the country has my heart. I’m tagging : geminijess, Swoosher

Contests
Ok peoples my ex fu owner Airbags is working hard for her very first HH so come show her some love and Rate her pic and comment bomb her! When you are done private message me and let me know and I will show you some FuBar love!

The Dreamer
Utopia is not far for the daydreamer. Reality's Houdini, she'll transcend the daily grind. Consciousness slips, and flight instincts engage. As space and time melt away, she'll find herself in a place where ancient history's what-ifs are possibilities. Emerging only to add a witty remark to an otherwise dull conversation, she hides the vacancy in her voice and eyes. Sink or swim, they would say. But the clock is ticking for the escape artist and she knows that it's much easier said than done. They don't see the chain attached to the bottom. They can't see her wrists bound with guilt. They won't feel the inessence growing as she struggles to keep her head above water in a tank constructed from her own fears, thoughts, and hopes. So the dreamer waits. She waits for the breaker of chains and the breather of life and love. She waits for the singular glance that could sustain her another lifetime. :: Tick, tock.. Tick, tock ::

Some Stuff I Wrote A While Back
10/6/04 When people look at me what do they see? The mask I put on all the time, or do they see the real me? Do they see how afraid I am, can they hear my heart pound? Of course they don't my mask is on, they wouldn't hear a sound. How do I break my mask, my real face for all to see? Will I ever be able to break it, to really be set free? 8/15/04 While you weren't looking I've tried to be so strong. Now eight years have past, has it really been that long? While you weren't looking I've seen you don't care. I feel like an orphan now, it's more than I can bear. While you weren't looking I tried to make you see. Your life is just too busy there's never time for me. While you weren't looking my soul slowly died. No one paid attention, there's no one on my side. While you weren't looking I've completely pulled away. I don't think you noticed now there's nothing left to say.

Tagged Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1: I hate country music. 2: I am leaving for couple of days. 3: Fubar is first site like this i joined. 4: I have grey hair lol. 5: I am bored right now. 6: I like pizza lol. 7: I hate the cold. 8: christmas sucks. 9: I spend a lot of time on computer lol. 10: I told something to someone today that maybe i should not have. Passed on to.... sara satan is back fatal squishy butterfly

Random Stuff
Ok...Lady Red got me...so it's my turn...lol And I will allow anyone who reads this to ask one question about one entry and I will tell the whole and absolute truth. ******* Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I got in a head on motocycle accident at 17. 2) I am deathly afraid of going to prison. 3) I've been chased by the cops on bicycle... and got away! 4) I don't like my food selections to touch on the plate. 5) I have sexual secrets... lots of em. 6) I can't sleep with the closet door open. 7) I hate racisim in all ways shapes and forms and think all racisits should be summarily executed without trial. 8) I voted for Bush bo

Bad Girls
WANTED: A Fubar Valentine's Day Date for One of Sarge's Bad girls. All you have to do is leave ONE comment on why you believe you should be my Fubar Valentine's Day date. The person with the best answer will get me for their Valentine's date! It will be up to me to pick which answer is "best", so don't be worried if someone already did a great answer! I will send the winner at least one Fubar gift on Valentine's day and also attach to my name that you are my Valentine's date. This is NOT an actual AUCTION, so that means you can save your FuBucks and real money!!! How sweet is THAT? I will be making my choice by 8:00 PM Fubar time February 13th. Be sure to check out the other Bad Girls while you¡¯re at it! Go ahead, click the picture to leave me a comment on why I should pick you to be my Valentine's Day date! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar` And ladies .... it's not too late to become one of Sarge's Bad Girls!!!

Midnight Special
Band : Creedence Cleawater Revival Lyrics & Song : Creedence Cleawater Revival Well, you wake up in the mornin, you hear the work bell ring, And they march you to the table to see the same old thing. Aint no food upon the table, and no pork up in the pan. But you better not complain, boy, you get in trouble with the man. Chorus: Let the midnight special shine a light on me, Let the midnight special shine a light on me, Let the midnight special shine a light on me, Let the midnight special shine a everlovin light on me. Yonder come miss rosie, how in the world did you know? By the way she wears her apron, and the clothes she wore. Umbrella on her shoul

Important Things To Me
To be lost and forgotten - to be abandoned - is a shared and terrible fear, just as our fondest hope, as we grow older, is that we might leave some part of us behind in the hearts of those we love and in that way live on. We may not be able to change what has been, but we can certainly change WHAT IS. Support The Station Fire Memorial Foundation and help us to give the victims the only gift within our power, a gift we wish desperately for our loved ones, a gift we all want... TO BE REMEMBERED.

Name Game
Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello [or pudding] to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you play, you should repost this on yours!

Well I'm New Here!
Well I thought I'd write here and tell ya a little about me. I am a married woman who has 3 kids and a mom-in-law I take care of. I am not looking for anything to get into trouble with, just some new friends would be nice. You never know where the future will take you! Any who I am who I am I speak my mind and I love to laugh. I am a pretty easy person to get along with! So leave me a message and let's be friends! If we're not already. LOL

Mistress
Mistress is different in my eyes than most Dom/me because She knows She is human. She takes the time to learn, She doesn’t have the “I know it all” attitude. She is fairly new to the BDSM lifestyle, and isn’t above learning or asking for guidance. She built a communication bridge with me; She didn’t expect me to be 100% open with Her from day one. She doesn’t demand respect She commands it, She is a lady in all aspects and expects Her submissive to act accordingly. To me She is more than just my Domme; She is my best friend, my girlfriend, my mentor, my rock at times, my hero, and my role model. I can hear Her reaction to my last statement about Her “don’t put me on a pedestal baby girl”, and I don’t; I know She is human and has faults like everyone else. But I do hold the up most respect for Her. I know that if I have any kind of problem or just need someone to talk to that I can go to Her with out Her judging or criticizing, She listens and gives advice on how to fix the problem and

Gov't Bastids
Actual letter to the Canadian Passport office Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if

I've Been Tagged!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I collect frogs. Not real ones but I have over a thousand of them made from everything from volcano lava to jade to bone. 2. I'm an evil spiteful bitch when someone screws with me or takes advantage of me. (ask ~BLAST~) 3. I'm the only member of my family who has never been in the military. 4. I'm 37 years old and right now is the first time I have ever lived alone. 5. I would rather live in sin with someone for the rest of my life then get married (unless it really really feels right). 6. At one point in my life I was a ferret rescue and had 35 ferrets at once. (now I have none) 7. I love being in love. 8. I'll read a whole book, start to finish, soaking in the tub. 9. I spend way too much time on my computer. 10. I was spoiled as a kid and never had to learn to coo

Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I have half a toe missing. 2. I have a extra kidney (thats 3 kidney's lol). 3. I also have a 10 inch scar on my head just under my hair line. 4. I am allergic to seafood. 5. I was diagnosed with a rare bone disorder (with me being only 1 of 2 people with it within the UK) from the age of 10. (thankfully i've been in remission for the last 10 years). 6. I am right handed although can only eat like a left handed person. 7. I have a fear of flying, although never let it stop me escaping. 8. I use to write poetry and have had work published in the past. 9. My claim to fame was a shag in a field on the set of a t.v show when i was 19, where we had an audience of coach drivers, dancers and the press. An article about this appeared within the very classy daily mirror lol. 10. this year i wi

My Blogs
This is going to be a different type of blog today. A while back i bought the Daughtry Cd cuz I liked some of the songs he had released. I listened to the whole CD and heard a song that really touched me in so many ways. Every time I listen to it, I get chills and even sometimes cry. It gets to me because of what the song is about. I am going to list the words to the song and then tell you some stories about my life so you can understand why this song touches me so much. "All These Lives" Doesn't come down when she calls, "It's time for breakfast." Momma can't get down those halls Fast enough to see Glass is sprayed across the floor From the broken window. She can't breathe anymore. Can't deny what we know. They're gonna find you, just believe. You're not a person; you're a disease. All these lives that you've been taking, Deep inside, my heart is breaking. Broken homes from separation. Don't you know it's violation? It's so wrong, but you'll see. Never gonna let you

Oh, How I Miss The Bar Scene
I miss going to the pool hall with friends. Kicking their ass or attempting too. Having random guy conversations ranging from sports to hot chicks. Making fun of each other while swiggin back a few drinks. I also miss going to certain places that have bar areas where you can eat right there. Just feels good eating and watching a game on at least 3 tvs. But I will be back, in due time..in due time.

I'm Just Me!!
Hey everyone I just want to let you all know..That I'm just me and I'm on here to make friends only. I dont give a fuc who likes me and who dont cause those who be hatin' dont pay my bills and they sure ain't fucin me!! So, If you wanna be my friend..cool. To all who dont and wanna hate..A Big Fuc Ya!!! I'm just me!

Just Random Thoughts
JUST A THOUGHT WE HAVE SOME ODD PEOPLE ON HERE, SOME WE KNOW PERSONALLY, SOME WE DONT. WELL NOW HERE WE GO WE LOL WHEEEEEEEEE I KNOW HAVE THE PRIMO PHYSCO STALKING SLUT THREATENING ME ON HERE, WONT NAME NAMES, THOSE OF U WHO KNOW ME WELL WILL KNOW WHO SHE IS. NOW SHES AT IT AGAIN, SHES GOING TO POST ALL SORTS OF SHIT ABOUT ME SHES SAYS, INCRIMINATING PICS WHATEVER,....... ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID THIS CHILDISH CRAP. WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK???:

Don't Be A Hater
alot of you people on here can be real haters. you sit back and when you see someone post a mumm or bulletin and start running your mouths about it. well you can run your mouths all you want. i bet you wouldn't leave the comments you leave if everyone started doing it to you. it's almost like you envy all of us, because we have a life and you don't. also you sit there and complain about everything like capital letters and other stupid stuff. if your so worried about it then you write something and see how many mistakes you make. you people make me sick but your still giving me point's so keep it up. i like it when people envy me.

Be Mine?
Be My Valentine Application. " I know that Valentines is only a few days away but heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who reply's back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: State You Live In: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I: I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept something important fro

Life And School
its a slow day and i'm bored, Lets see spring semster of 2008 and it the 5th or so week and i have had my frist essay due in english, my first speech for communication is due in two week, my first exam in biology which i failed missably. math test wich i got a b on so far the only glass that i seem to hae trouble with is biology which is my favorite class besides my pe's. anyway as of me physically, i'm having gallbladder issues i get to go for an ultrasound a week from tomorrow, one i find out what my results are i may or maynot go into surgury if i do go in i'm looking at a missing a week of school and work. which will really suck! anyway i need to go i have homework the calling me.

Poems
The Special Mother (BY: Erma Bombeck) Most women become mothers by accident, some by choice, a few by social pressures and a couple by habit. This year nearly 100,000 will become mothers of handicapped children. Did you ever wonder how these mothers are chosen? Somehow I visualize God hovering over earth selecting his instruments for propagation with great care and deliberation. As he observes he instructs his angels to take notes in a giant ledger. "Armstrong, Beth, son. Patron saint, Matthew." "Forest, Marjorie, daughter. Patron saint, Cecilia." "Rutledge, Carrie, twins. Patron saint,...give her Gerard he's used to profanity." Finally, he passes a name to an angel and smiles, "Give her a handicapped child." The angel is curious. "Why this one God, she's so happy?" "Exactly, could I give a handicapped child a mother who doesn't know laughter? That would be cruel." "But does she have patience?" "I don't want her to have too much patience, or she'll drown in a sea

Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed I don't shout or jump abo

10 Silly Things
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I WANT TO SOMEDAY PLAY IN THE WS OF POKER 2. I WANT TO RETIRE IN RHODES GREECE 3. CROWN ON THE ROCKS PLEASE 4. I LOVE TO COOK 5. I AM A HUGH REDSOX AND PATRIOTS FAN 6. I LIKE TO SHOOT POOL 7. BLACK IS FAV COLOR 8. MY DOG IS BIG AS A HORSE 9. I COLLECT BASEBALL AND FOOTBALL AUTO'S 10. GO GATORS I am tagging: ' ¢¾ DAWN ¢¾ Arcane Angel' '~*princess k *~' WendyCaroline Brenda6598 'Patriot's Babe!'

Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I'm terrified of clowns 2. I'm ambidextrous (meaning I'm both left and right handed) 3. I'm strangely attracted to Tim Currey 4. I can't swim and am afraid of water 5. I frequently and temporarily go blind,and dunno why yet. 6. I'm possibly pregnant 7. I'm still in love with my ex fiancee but have lost a lot of my faith in him. 8. I remain Mormon mostly for the shock value 9. I'm one of those weirdos that beleives Elvis is still alive 10. I'm terrified of Hillary Clinton, She's brilliant but I fear she may be the anti-Christ my 5 tagged. 1.Dustin Burnett 2.Trent 3.Chris Leonard 4.Stephanie Hall 5.Chris Frary

Nightsweeper
well i moved down her in n.c 6yrs ago . from oswego ny , i love it , im 20 min from the ocean i love to play the guitar 70s 80s bob seger clapton niel young , stuff like that . this is all right , getting fubar and not leaving home lol so im 47 yrs old im not a old man !!! i still like to do thing and go out !! but i have learn that i dont play head games and i dont want to be played , i love to ride , and ride i do , nightsweeper

Tagged
1) I am very orderly and neat. Believe everything has a place. Details thrill me. 2) I make mistakes and openly admit it. 3) I do not wear briefs or boxers. 4) I like beef to eat. 5) I like boats over cars. 6) I believe in doing things differently frequently. 7) I avoid cold places. 8) I do not like working structured time frames. 9) Funny stuff goes on at FUBAR. 10)Red is my favorite color.

Paths Will Follow...
Paths will follow... You will sometimes meet someone you believe is a soulmate; you feel the connection on many levels, perhaps instantly. And as you get to know each other more, you begin to feel the connection deepen and you feel that you must have an arrangement with this person that predated this lifetime. Do not assume, however, that this soul connection necessarily means that you are meant to be happily together for this lifetime. It may be that you are meant to be friends and allies, helping each other out. It may be that you are going to help each other in ways that even involve conflict and separation, but with an end result that is beneficial to you. It may be that you are going to learn some lesson from each other and then go your separate ways. What you need to do with all relationships, including those that have that instant and deep connection, is let be. You need to allow all of life, including close relationships, flow and evolve. You need to let people be who the

Reason, Season, Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to sh

Rearranging Letters
This is one of the most clever e-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearra

Life Sucks
i just wanted to let everyone know i will not be on for a little while my mom passed away on sunday and i am not in a real good state of mind right now.if i am on and dont answer you im sorry my mind keeps going back to me finding her in bed dead. i wish i could get the picture out of my head and i cant and dont know what to do if any one has any suggestions please let me know.

Dusty Underwear
DUSTY UNDERWEAR One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "AAaapril" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Sex Quiz!!!
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like ........

This Is All You Get
HERE IT IS MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS I'M TEASE ;) I WAS CITY BOY TURNED INTO A COUNTRY BOY MY FIANCE WANTS TO SUCK MY TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUTH I'M GETTING MARRIED IN JUNE I'M MOVING TO WYOMING THEN TOO IM A SEXY BEAST AND MY FIANCE WANTS TO SCREW MY BRAINS OUT ;) I'VE LOST 26 POUNDS IN 3 WEEKS I HAVE 6 KIDS I WAS MARRIED 14 YEARS WENDY'S PIE IS MY FAVORITE YOU'RE IT: SHADY CHAINS 301 THE BIG MIKE BIG BEN SEXY SANDY SASSY PANTS ALICE FREAKY GURL 2007 DEVIL BEAUTIFUL ANGEL 22

Tagged!!!
1) SAY "WHAT'S WRONG OSSIFER, THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL?" 2) ASK HIM WHERE HE BROUGHT HIS COOL HAT 3) AUTOMATICALLY THROW YOURSELF ONTO THE HOOD OF HIS CAR 4) WHEN HE ASKS YOU TO SPREAD THEM, TELL HIM YOU DON'T GO THAT WAY 5) ASK IF YOU CAN BORROW HIS UNIFORM FOR A HALLOWEEN PARTY 6) ASK HIM IF HE FEELS LIKE A BIG MAN JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A GUN 7) ASK HIM IF HE BECAME A COP BECAUSE OF THE LOW I.Q. REQUIREMENTS 8) ASK HIM IF HE HAS A BROTHER NAMED BARNEY 9) ASK HIM FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST DONUT SHOP 10) IGNORE HIM AND SAY "MOM TOLD ME NOT TO TALK WITH STRANGERS" 11) FART A FEW TIMES IN THE BACK SEAT OF HIS CAR 12) WHEN HE FRISKS YOU, MOAN LOUDLY "OH, BABY", "YEAH BABY" 13) PRETEND YOU'RE GAY AND ASK HIM OUT 14) ASK HIM TO HOLD YOUR BEER WHILE YOU GET YOUR LICENSE 15) PICK YOUR NOSE WITH HIS PEN WHILE READING OVER THE TICKET

Just To Be Loved
the touch of a man i would give anything to feel again. his hands on my face, while looking into my eyes and just wanting me, wanting to please every inch of my body and just taste me and feel me all over, while he lets me feel him kiss me and touch every part of my body and kiss every part of my body and leave no part of my body behind while we share the love and the embrace of one of anothers moans, and the way we breath and feel eachothers warm embrace of love making and letting eachother, be close and while we kiss passionately we just gaze into eachohters eyes and want eachother more and more while we share something so deep and just cuddle after wards....mmm that sounds nice.

Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1.I have had grey hair from the age of 10 2.I married my ex twice,and single again 3.I have a Valentines sweetheart,but don't know if she knows it(onesxybrat) haha 4. I help manage one of the worlds leading preasure washer conpanies in the us,me and richard,,we also manage a animal shelter with 49 cats and 24 dogs 5.I am a full blooded country boy at heart 6.I like peanutbutter,jelly and cheese sandwich 7. I'm a shy person,but warm up super fast,just joking i'm really shy 8. I would like to think there is more to life than fubar but i'm addicted damn it 9.Oh yea,i'm a blueberry farmer,,,more like wanta be but i try..

Information Please......
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well the polished old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother used to talk to it. Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person - her name was Information Please and there was nothing she did not know. Information Please could supply anybody's number and the correct time. My first personal experience with this genie-in-the-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer. The pain was terrible, but there didn't seem to be any reason in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy. I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway - The telephone! Quickly I ran for

Piercings Down Below
I have a friend who is wanting to get something pierced (most likely the hood). Seeing as how I no experience whatsoever in such things.... Do any of you ladies have one, or anybody at all know of anyone who has? She's mostly wondering about the pain and follow up care stuff. And how long til she can have sex. I suppose that affects her decision somehow.

My Musings
I have come to the realization that I may be faulty.. yes I may be broken.. Let me explain.... In my life I have had very few friends of the female persuasion... I find it difficult to talk to most females because I find endless prattle about men, shoe shopping, and make up inane, and boring... Who the hell ever said a woman must talk about these things when they are around eachother? So does that mean that I am broken or that they are the ones who are shattered ? Now I grew up in a household with 2 older brothers, an older male friend of the family, ( who would one day be my brother-in-law to my sister), and my dad as an influence.. My sister did not live at home at that time, so my mom never stood a chance of making me into some little powderpuff girl... I spent a lovely childhood, working on cars, and bike engines, helping my dad with his tractor. I can't say as I am sad at that.. but it has left me with something of a problem..Most women that I meet that I take the time to intr

Tagged X 4
MY 10 (I WOULD NEVER DO THIS BUT JOY ASKED ME TOO) 1. Im claustrophobic... 2. Ive never been on a roller coaster 3. I love fast cars, the faster the better.. 4. When I drink Tequila, I'll fight at the drop of a hat. 5. I would rather ride a horse than drive a car. 6. I hate Bugs, any bug they are all creepy. 7. I can shoot the eye out of a fly at a 100 yards 8. Im a sucker for romance. 9. Id give away my last dollar to make someone smile. 10. Im not afraid of dying... I'll tag 4 another time...

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i've never even been close to marriage 2.i adore children 3.i should have died 3 times already(hence the angels) 4i only party on weekend nights,yep i can abstain 5i've never been in love 6.cant function w/out my coffee in morn 7.i can cook almost anything wanna come to dinner? 8i read a novel a week or i get pissed at myself 9 i can speak 4 languages 10 i'm glad this is over lol sending this

Im With You
I'm Standing on a bridge I'm waitin in the dark I thought that you'd be here by now Theres nothing but the rain No footsteps on the ground I'm listening but theres no sound Isn't anyone tryin to find me? Won't somebody come take me home It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you I'm with you im looking for a place searching for a face is anybody here i know cause nothings going right and everythigns a mess and no one likes to be alone Isn't anyone tryin to find me? Won't somebody come take me home It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you I'm with you oh why is everything so confusing maybe I'm just out of my mind yea yea yea It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by

I'm It
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. i have a social phobia that sometimes makes it difficult for me to leave the house. 2. i knit as a hobby. 3. when i was five my grandma caught me trying to pee like a boy. 4. i once had a crush on a character in a book. 5. i go to group therapy three times a week and individual therapy once a week to work on my "social issues" 6. i'm so broke that i use my neighbor's wireless signal (with their permission). 7. i was a complete dork/social outcast in school and really only had one friend. 8. as an avid reader, as a teen, i once decided that i was going to read every book in the library and started and one end and am currently working my way through. 9. i have a secret desire to do wild and crazy things which my anxiety level won't let me do, like drive race ca

More Intrigue Into Me
wow where to start on this one? alot have asked me well what are you into? as you well know i have an obsession with final fantasy, dark goths, fishing, hunting, and outdoors but alot may not know im also a wwe fanatic of all the divas that wwe has since her debut in 2000 as one of the godfathers girls i have had a lustful obsession with victoria aka Lisa Varon that woman does things to me i cannot describe lol anyhow just rambling here i found a cool site of hers thought i would share it http://www.lisa-varon.org/

Results Of The Paternity Test.
I called the courthouse today to find out whats been going on with the results of the paternity test for me and my daughter....i was instructed to call the department of revenue, i was then told by the representitive that my wife ashleigh did not show up with the baby for the test, she also did not show for the 2nd appointment that was made....the case has been dismissed......after hearing all this i really do believe the child is not mine....My ex didnt want everyone to know the truth....i can now go forward with a clear conscience.

Tag! You're It!
first... let me say I hate these damned things. that being said, I am a trooper and will play along: Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am absolutely addicted to In N Out burgers and when I am back home, I eat it almost non-stop. 2. I hate black licorice. 3. I like giving head to women and could do it around the clock. 4. Every time I wear an emo kid wearing girl pants, I feel this urge to give them a wedgie. 5. I am a Catholic who absolutely loves blasphemous humor. 6. I detest reality TV. 7. Dexter is my favorite TV program. 8. Whenever I eat Mexican food, I order Chile Rellenos. 9. I married someone I didn't love because I felt

New Beginings
We are always wanting more. I want a new car, I want a new TV, I want a PS3. I want want want. But before I can do that I need a new job. I work as an personal care worker, taking care of non independent handicap people. Now when i first started this job It was fun and exciting I met alot of new people. I love what I am doing and I love working with people, but the money just isnt there anymore, hell the hours are dwindeling as I speek. My clients love me and dont want me to go but If I need to make my life better I need a better paying job. I dont want people to think I am money hungry Im not raally but living paycheck to paycheck isnt fun. Im going to be 31 in march and dont have much to show for it. Im looking into a factory job again, which will start at like 12$ and hour, and with benifets. I dont even get bennifets right now. I wish I could have all the hours I need and stay where Im at but i dont think thats going to happen, well thats all I got to say on this matter, what you

Tagged...
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I don't care if I wake up tomorrow. 2. I am probably considered in every society on the face of the planet. 3. I am 22 years but have already faced death in the eyes twice. 4. I have been to 4 different states. 5. I grew up in a broken home. 6. One of the doors on my car is only held closed by duct tape. 7. I have been shot in the arm before with a staple gun. 8. I should probably be sticking to a bland diet. 9. I am lonely. 10. I suffer through internal pain in my digestive system every single day.

Yep I'm Tagged Again!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have broke 5 bones. 2. I have a tube in my stomach that separates it in two parts. (No I'm not a cow) 3. I love to play volley ball 4. I am a Miami Dolphins fan ( They will have their day soon! ) 5. My favorite ice cream is Chocolate in a waffle cone. 6. My favorite tv shows are CSI and Missing Without a Trace. 7. I eat watermelon with salt . 8. I love to run barefoot (shoes suck) 9. I have three chest scars ( preemie at birth) 10. I love my true friends!! You all Rock!!! I tag Holy, Legend, SexieMami, Trax, Partybug

Own Meh!
So, you wanna own me for one day. Okay... There are some rules. First rule... You have to comment atleast one of my photographs......... Two.....You have to tell me why you want to own me......... Three....You have to make me a sign ((even on pain saying Hi Rosie.)) Four...... You cannot lie to me while you own me... Five......You have to have fun and talk to me. Six.......You can not have me do/say stupid things that would otherwise make me wanna shoot you. Get to it. :]

Tagged You It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have always helped people even if they could have and didn't help me,something that bothers me sometimes. 2.I like to sing to myself and get weird looks..lol 3.I hate it when someone from my past remembers my name and I have no idea what theirs is. 4.I like to look at guys butts 5.I hate being lied too like eveyone but really hate it when I can't call them on it. 6.I don't like to be use or use anyone. 7.I love it when I get a hello from my friends 8.I love eating Italian pasta dishes. 9.I love to be kisses and given lots of hugs. 10.And most of all i would love to make love to the one I love only!! I am going to tag Keith Dueces

Tagged Again
I got tagged again by the lovely Moon..You are so going to get it hun :P Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you 1) My biggest pet peeve is 2 faced people. 2) I can't stand people who litter, and will make my friends pick up what they throw on the ground. 3) I love all kinds of music, but my favorite is Bruce Springsteen. 4) My favorite dessert is home made brownies, with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. 5) I started bartending at the age of 16 (Shhhh..very illegal..lol) 6) I have broken both arms, all ten fingers, and both hands throughout my life. 7) I love to make people laugh, even if it's at my own expense. 8) I am very loyal to my true friends, and will do any

Enya432
WELL, first, don't laugh at anyone who has been tagged, it gets you tagged! :( Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1)I am a little flirt. 2)I am a very out going kind of person that anybody could ever meet. 3)I'm what u would call a happy go lucky person. 4)I really like a good horror flick that is w worth watching 5)i really like to read a good book once in a while(but it has to be a good 1). 6)i'm always chatting with my best friend to get the scoop on things. 7)driving is my specialty(i should become the next nascar driver). 8)when i go tanning under my ass cheeks never always white. 9)i never leave without my cell because my friend julz might be texting me some goo

Tagg You're It!!!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1~I snore lightly 2~I love the outdoors 3~I like to cook 4~I believe in ghosts 5~I was raised in Sacramento Calif. 6~I am a big flirt 7~I look for the best in everyone. 8~I enjoy making others smile. 9~I enjoy good friends. 10~ I enjoy dressing nice. I'm Tagging 1~Beautiful Blue Eyed BBW 2~Rhon 3~Babycakes 4~Jus Me 5~Black Dragon

Tag You're It!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I now own and live in the house I grew up in 2. I can still do the splits 3. I have an IQ of 144 4. I've been in love with the same man for 18 yrs 5. I cry at Hallmark Card commercials 6. I like to sing outloud in the car 7. I am a hopeless romantic 8. My sons have the same initials...JWD 9. My first name is my mothers middle name combined with her sisters middle name 10.My middle name is a family name passed down through four generations I'm Tagging 1~ Mr Smiley 2~ dcexpress44 3~ Ragnard 4~ Indiana Jim 5~ bigcajun

Yo
whats up everyone....well i'm finally back and goin here on fubar....think the last time i was on here was like a year ago lol...so i updated my page and got some new pics posted...check em out, leave some comments and all that stuff and i'll be sure to do the same for you. ya'll have a good one.

Bombin..my Dee
ive realy come to love this ladie...shes in a giveaway,and its huge.we are half way there.ive been bombing her for a week straight,but im only allowed 300 comments a day....please help me if you can spare the time.so i can get back to bombing everybody else. aint they cute,,awww

My Personal Thoughts 2night
Well i just came back from my uncles wake and 2morrow is the funeral i got to get up early to get ready and go.I am sad but yet i am okay its just sad to know he passed already.He is in no pain and not suffering anymore so that is a good thing.May he rest in Peace!I keep his memories alive inside my heart.I am glad before he passed i told him i love him and he told me back.He knew he was dying and did'nt wanna go through anymore pain.my mood right now is saddness but yet i am like okay with it.well thanks for hearing me out hugs xoxoxox kisses2

A Fair Balance?
Things are going good for me professionally. I just picked up 4 contract jobs, and it looks like at the end of the month I will be opening the store for my business. Everything is falling into place there. However, I am going to be making good money, but what good is money if you don't have someone to spend it on? I wish somebody would come through for me and be someone who actually cares about me. I hate to sound all depressed and emo, but it just gets me down sometimes.

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. okay here goes ....... 1. One of my many nicknames is "Worm" ... most of my others I can't repeat 2. I drink about 8 cups of coffee a day 3. I never had my first drink in my life until 4 yrs ago, and have never been drunk 4. I collect worm/caterpillar figurines (54 at last count) 5. I have a cat named DCW (Dead Cat Walking), that acts more like a dog, than a cat. 6. I have a goofy habit of checking the tray mat papers at fast-food restaurants to see if entire alphabet is used on it 7. I use Tabasco sauce on almost any foods... even occasionally drink it straight from the bottle. 8. I collect Chess sets... my favorites

Dirty Little Secrets Auction! Win, Um, Me!
I hate Valentines Day, just so yall know up front. But the rest of the crew came up with this Valentines Day Auction and asked me to be a part of it, more like forced, but asked sounds nicer. Anything to help some friends out right... So the details of the auction I do not know. All I know is it ends on Thursday and I'm sitting at $35K Fu Bucks right now. Not a bad price, but higher would be nice. Granted it is on;y day two of the auction, but it ends Thursday night. Yeah, I know, last minute and all that, but hey, wasn't my deal. Here is the link to my bid page. Take a look and lemme know your thoughts. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1339800&albumid=851348&i=2818703309&idx=7 Like I said, wasn't my idea, and I wasn't too excited about the whole thing so...... Later, J

Sad News
The news story below is about one of my coworkers and also a very good friend. Please keep his family and friends in your prayers during this hard time. February 12, 2008 Lakeside shooting vicitm dies A man was shot and mortally wounded in Lakeside Monday night, the San Diego County Sheriff's Department said this morning. He was identified as 28-year-old Mark Randolph Vogler, said an investigator with the county Medical Examiner's Office. Vogler was shot about 10:30 near the Lakeside Roundup bar on Woodside Avenue near Prospect Avenue. He died just after midnight at a hospital. Witnesses told deputies they saw two white men with shaved heads possibly involved in the shooting driving away in a black car, similar to a Ford Mustang. Sheriff's investigators are still at the location looking for evidence and talking with witnesses. Posted by Debbi Farr Baker February 12, 2008 05:58 AM

Cute Sexy Aussie
ExtraSpecial Pimp Out!!!ExtraSpecial Pimp Out!!!ExtraSpecial Pimp Out!!! FAN/ADD/RATE/CRUSH THIS AWESOME GUY!!! He is my 2nd Fu-Owner so.....Show him some MAD LOVE!!!!!! If he is not on your friend's list already you are missing out because he is a CRAZY, SWEET, & FUNNY GUY!!! CUTE SEXY AUSSIE...CLUB F.A.R....RATE AND FAN PLZ!!!@ fubar

Together In Person
HES BEEN HERE NOW FOR ALMOST A WEEK!! I COULDNT ASK FOR ANYTHING BETTER. MY KIDS LOVE HIM EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN BE LITTLE MONSTERS!!! WEVE DONE EVERYTHING TOGETHER, WE HAVE THE SAME COWBOYS JERSEY!!!YAHOO. WE BROKE MY BED!!!LOL EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH BETTER IN PERSON. HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM, I SAID YES!!!

Tag...you're It!!!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? My daughter has it 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? Brown 4. Your mother? Nutz..lol 5. Your father? M.I.A. 6. Your favorite thing? friends 7. Your dream last night? vampires 8. Your favorite drink? Milk 9. Your dream/goal? higher intelligence 10. The room you're in? Bedroom 11. Music? Eclectic 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Montana 14. Where were you last night? Church 15. What you're not? Stupid 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Peace 18. Where you grew up? Alabama 19. The last thing you did? Sleep 20. What are you wearing? T-shirt and shorts 21. TV? on 22. Your pets? Dog,cats,ferrets,horses 23. You

Mumms
I Just Need Some input here. See I heard this Would you rather Question on Regular radio so I wanted to see How it Would Go Over on Fubar with Friends and Others. Well needless to say it was deleted be cause it Had NSFW Content the thing is I heard it on the FM radio Between the Hours of 8am-10am Working hours. I have seen some raunchy pictures here on Fubar that Should be NSFW. I saw this one the girl has her hand in her well you know where I can say or I will be deleted for NSFW content in my blog. This is supposed to be a online bar not a church. If you don't like what you see be mature enough to move on. I don't think a Question that I heard on radio Was as bad as some of the pictues that you can look at.

Sporks In Jail
CLICK TO READ STORYOR MAY HAVE TO COPY LINK: http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080212_tj_seawallbaby.b6a1bc9b.html The Brazoria County District Attorney confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents in New York Tuesday afternoon on a charge of endangering a child. Seawall baby's mother arrested in New York 07:38 PM CST on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 KHOU.com staff report The mother of a baby boy, whose body was found dumped near the Galveston Seawall last month, has been arrested by federal agents in New York. Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents Tuesday afternoon. Caren Kohberger was arrested Tuesday in New York. She is charged with child endangerment in connection to her son Alijah's death. A FBI spokeswoman said Kohberger was arrested after she was released from Bellevue Hospital’s mental ward Tuesday afternoon. She is being held in a New York

Tag....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have 8 pins, a metal plate and a 6 inch metal rod in my right leg from an accident I had Dec. 11, 2006. 2) I have collected porcelain dolls since I was 8 years old and have hundreds of them! 3)I text message a lot without taking my phone outta my pocket....wonder if anyone gets weird messages! 4) I buy People every week off the shelf but won't get a subscription cause I know I won't pay the bill.... 5) I own around 500 DVDs and probably have never watched half of them.... 6) I love to sing karaoke but won't sing in front of anyone if it isn't in the bar.... 7) I tell people I am busy a lot just because I

Blindly Moving To Dc, Please Help!!!!
ok I was just notified by my job that within a month I am relocating into the Washington D.C. (Dulles airport) area. I have no clue about anything there. I know nothing about the cost of living, the environment, what to expect, how to get around, etc etc....My MAIN concern though is finding a decent affordable place to live on a temporary basis for I will only be stationed at that airport anywhere from 1 to 6 months. So, obviously I don't want to be brought into any lengthy contracts either. If ANYONE has ANY advice or knowledge that they are willing or able to share I will be forever greatful and deeply appreciative. It is slightly overwhelming considering that DC is a complete unfamiliar territory for me.....Please feel free to leave any info at all.....as long as it's serious that is, thank you!!!!!!!

Whatcha Wanna Know?
place an X by all the things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to your friends (including me). This is for your entire life! (X) Smoked a cigarette - (X) Drank so much you threw up (X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (X ) Been arrested. (x) Gone on a blind date. (X ) Skipped school. (x) Watched someone die. (X) Been to Canada . (x) Been to Florida . ( X ) Been to Mexico. ( X ) Been on a plane. ( X ) Been lost. (x) Been on the opposite sides of the country. EAST, WEST, NORTH OR SOUTH? - All ( X ) Gone to Washington, DC . (X) Swam in the ocean. ( X ) Felt like dying. ( X ) Cried yourself to sleep. ( x ) Played cops and robbers. Also Cowboys and Indians. ( x) Recently colored with crayons. ( X ) Sang karaoke. ( X ) Paid for a meal with only coins. (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't. ( x) Made prank phone calls. (X) Laughed until some kind o

Kids
Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it withou t using tables. __________ ________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Do nald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Gl

Why Are Some Men So Stupid?
Some guys think that their friends are 'pussy whipped' if they are helpful around the house. Hell women are expected to do it, sit and watch the football game and wait on his buddies all with out complaining. Most women I know also have full time jobs outside the house, and then come home to ANOTHER full time job at home. Cooking, cleaning, and taking care of a family with kids and get no appreciation for it except on a few days out of the year; birthdays, anniversaries, and valentines day (and that’s if they can remember). Mom’s are expected to be the kids chauffeur to all school activities, doctor appointments, help with bake sales and the more support for their kids when the bully from school beats them up. We also have to be the calendar for everyone; kids birthdays, school events, baseball games, everyone in the families doctor appointments. But let us forget their birthday they whine and cry like a 2yr old that you just put in the corner. Some men need to wake up and realize

Tag You Are It
first... let me say I hate these damned things. that being said, I am a trooper and will play along: Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love the 5th ave. candy bar. 2. I hate black licorice. 3. I have been told i give great head. 4. I hate close minded people. that judge people they dont know. 5. I am the baby of my family and i act like it. 6. I cant not be friends with girls just doesnt work. only have 2 girls that are really close to me that are not family 7. i will cry at movies if it is even a lil sad. 8. I love sex 9. I may give up on love all together. 10. I have only been to one other state. Ok. I'm tagging: Syn, Jay

Lick Mah Ballz
lmao Interesting shout e-crumping i had with a fellow mummer upset about a comment i left on his mumm about too much ebonics....... ->taakdat_ta...: Did I say your name? No. I made a statement thats all. I moved on and didnt click on your bullshit mumm anymore. You shouted me if i do recall. And as far as me not being bright you better get your shit straight. Im not your "round the way" hoochie mama you may be used to and frankly you can suck my dick. How you like them apples. taakdat_ta...: ur right u win taakdat_ta...: MR. ->taakdat_ta...: Thats Mr. Fxy Brown Esq to you buster... taakdat_ta...: YES SIR ... NOW GO CHASE A CAR ->taakdat_ta...: omg would you go do a drive by already and leave me alone looking like rodney allen ripley taakdat_ta...: ty... and u lookin like mike tyson ->taakdat_ta...: thats right punching throats and breaking hearts thats me taakdat_ta...: go do some facastinics ->taakdat_ta...: i will... after you finish your blowj

Thoughts During Insomnia...
I have received many emails from concerned friends wanting to know why I haven't responded to their emails, so I thought I would post a blog to explain why I haven't been online, even tho my status said I was. As some of you know, my Mother became very ill a couple of weeks ago. She was diagnosed with Diversticulitis. On Wednesday of last week she became even more ill with the flu. I had been sick, as well, for some time now. I had a number of tests run and was still waiting for the results when I began caring for my Mother. I am rarely ever sick, but for some unknown reason, I have been plagued by illness the last few months. On Friday of last week my oldest son, Alex, became ill with the flu, as well as my Step-brother, Coty. I too, had to be taken to the Dr. by Alex on Thursday morning, I had developed pneumonia. Basically, everyone in my family had fallen ill, and we had no one to care for us. Saturday morning, I awoke, and felt like I had been run over by a semi. Every part

Attitude
"ATTITUDE... The longer I live the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearances, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is your attitude... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react. And so it is with you, we are in charge of our attitudes."

Tag Your It
The Rules Are Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 5 ppl to be tagged... don't forget to leave a comment saying "Tag Your It" and to read your latest blog. Have Fun Ok so I never do this stuff, so if you don't like it, too bad! Heres 5 weird things about me: 1: I wear flip flops and shorts all year, no matter how cold it is, in the snow 2: I get a little red mark between my eyes whenever I have a migraine...yeah idk 3: I once went for 2 months straight eating nothing but plain wheat noodles and unseasoned chicken 4: I talk to tink 5: I can do exactly 73 pushups in 2 minutes 6: I've flown a Cessna 172 by opening the doors to make it turn 7: I like Jimmy Buffet! 8: My bicycle is worth more then all of my cars put together 9: One time I had sex with a married girl in her husband's car 10: This is the first blog I've ever done. Ever. N

Tag You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am bi lingual. Hablo espanol. (I know what you pervs were thinking) 2)I still sleep with my teddy bear. 3)I have to have fabric softner that matches my laundry detergent. 4) I own 100 bottles of perfume and buy more constantly. They are all different scents. 5) I am shy in person 6) I brush my teeth in the shower. 7) I secretly want to be a stay at home housewife mother. 8) I love driving around at 2am with music blaring, windows down, and no place to go. 9) No man will ever stand up in comparison to my father. 10) I hate lists like this..damn you Broken.

Do You Ever Feel Empty
do you ever feel empty or dead inside wishing to run wanting to hide to just let go of the pain you feel to just fake it and fuck all the real wondering why or how you got here thinking and crying living in fear not knowing where you should be knowing inside you need to be free wondering how the dark side can be hoping and praying the light you will see wishing just for once you'd win the race and lift yourself up out of this place closing your eyes dreaming for you thinking of noone just being true to be free and run away fast not worried inside or living the past to take that one final step and just know you're done standing still refusing to run looking ahead and just see the light just finding peace if for only one night done by christine

A Love Story (humor)
Here's to Love......Happy Valentine's Day Subject: A Love Story A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End

B52 Bombers
good morning b52bombers i was just sitting here thinking of how good we are doing and wanted to take the time to tell all members how much i thank you all for your efforts we are kicking some major but on this giveaway and want be long till we move to the next member in line so everone you are all doing a great job and please keep up the hard work where we can win something for each member you all deserve it. b52bombers are the bomb

Girlfriend App.
YOU- name: age: location: height: hair: eyes: Nickname: ME- 1. When and how did we meet? 2. Have you ever seen me cry: 3. Describe me in four adjectives: 4. If we could spend a day together what would we do: 5. Have we ever gotten in a fight: 6. If you could give me a present what would it be: 7. Would you hug me,better yet spoon with me? : 8. What do you really think of me: 9. Have we ever kissed: 10. Would you kiss me/do you like kissing me: 11. Has there ever been anything you wanted to tell me: 12. Have we hung out: 13. Name one thing you like about me: 14. Do we get along: 15. Would you go out with me: 17. Do you like photobooths: 18. Do you have any talents (skills): 19. What is one thing you dont like about me: 20. Who is/are your favorite band(s): 21. What is the best thing we have ever done together: 22. One thing you could change about me what would it be: 23. Have we watched a movie together: 24. If so, what movie: 25. Have you ever hurt me:

* Tag *
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.)i was born i hollywood, ca. yes. i'm as native as any angelino can be... 2.)my middle name is rawn.(which is danish) 3.)my mother was an off-road race car driver. 4.)fishing is my favorite "recreational" endeavor. 5.)i am an ordained minister and have no idea why...but i have been for over 10 years. 6.)i read tarot and runes. it will cost you if you want a reading...it'll cost you lots n lots! LOL 7.)i am a widow...literally and figuratively. 8.)i have true contempt for most females. 9.)the cure used to be one of my faves.i even saw them when i was in brasil...i'd do robert smith. hehehe (fuck you for even thi

Cancer
Not that I want anyone to feel sorry for me, but I just found out that I have Lung cancer. I am being told it is in stage 2 and am also being told that if things don't get better I have maybe 8 months to a 1 year to live.. I am scared out of my mind and to boot I was just told by a girl I have been seeing that because I have cancer she can't and won't commit to me at all but she can be friends with me.. She is telling me that it is because she don't want to get any closer to me and then loose me.. Is this her just being selfish or am I reading to much in to it???

Spank Her!
It's a Shadow Leveler's Birthday! ☺KatieBug☺Shadow Leveler☺Please sign my guestbook☺@ fubar You know how to spank that ass! Brought to your attention by: lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Mistress to Hopeless Romantic@ fubar

*tag*
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i'm basically a loner,never really liked hanging out w/ alot of ppl 2.i am a bully ever since in high school i hated being picked on so i was forced to change. 2.i still am a bit of a nerd so go ahead and laugh,i know how to do things w/ a comp most of you dont know how to do. 3.i have real low self-esteem problem and saying nice things to me isn't gonna change the fact that i think i'm a loser. 4.being on fubar sucks but, at the same time i'm glad i'm here because i met some really cool ppl on here. 5.i love animals and i would die for them as well and idc who thinks thats weird or strange. 6.i used to love swi

Off To Vegas!
Well guess what my friends and family? Princess has had some good luck! I recently died and was brought back to life in the beginning of december and am now living with a Di fribilator. Now I have one an all expense paid trip for to to vegas! I stay at the palms for 3 nights, I get 1000 spending cash, 300 dollar food allowance, and a chance 2 win 20k in a poker tournament. odds are 1-25! Its great! Me and my boyfriend are going and have a great time! Please stop by and let me no what we should do there. xoxoxoxox See all when i GET HOME

~true Journey That Is Love~
*******************IN YOU************************ How can I tell you about my love for you? The passions you have stirred in my spirit are more varied than the brilliant hues glowing as the evening sunsets … An internal inferno blazes in the deepest recesses of my soul … Kindled by the harmonious music of your precious voice falling upon my eager ears In You … I find myself … My true essence … You created a better me … a person I never knew existed … A person you set free by your empowering love … In You … I am complete … Whole, for the first time in my life … Our oneness is perfection … An unquenchable thirst in my soul is drenched by your love In You … I find my freedom … Independence in my dependence upon you … I am a captive held by the bonds of your overpowering love … Yet, in that captivity are wings to fly high into the heavens of exquisite delight In You … I find everything … Without you … I am lost. Peac

Fishing
So many years have passed since I threw a line into the water. Found myself standing over the water at Bass lake remembering back when I was younger. My grandfather used to take me fishing nearly every weekend. He loved fishing, taught me to love it as well. There's some kind of serenity that comes with it, a peace. We've fished in lakes and rivers spanning from southern California to northern Oregon. I eagerly awaited the summer when school was released for vacation so I could hit the road with him. We lived outdoors. Camping, fishing, hiking, taking in the beauty that is nature, Eating your meals over an open fire, there's nothing to top it. Those memories will never leave me. So i'm taking up fishing again, a resurrected hobby for me, in honor of my grandfather. The fish aren't biting today though....

The Art Of Losing
I'm sorry I wasnt there to answered your calls I'm sorry I didnt have your back like I said I always would I'm sorry you told them you didnt think I liked you anymore I'm sorry I felt too busy to return your messages I'm sorry I didnt hug you long enough the day if the party I'm sorry that instead of listening to your concerns I blew you off and told you it would be okay to keep your chin up I'm sorry that only after you were gone did I recognize the sadness in your eyes that day I'm sorry I wasnt a good friend I'm sorry you felt dying was the only answer I'm sorry that "I'm sorry" will never bring you back my dear friend I wanted to write in your book about the first time we met about the first time we became friends about feeling your baby boy kick about how funny you thought it was that this white girl talked to your tummy I wanted to write in your book about the last time I saw you and the tears in your eyes when you asked me not to quit I wanted to write in your book but

Reenlistment
just finished fillin out paperwork to reenlist and its givin me the option to appear in front of a board or have them base it soley on paperwork and cant fully decide if i should go in person or let them base it on paperwork only. what should i do?

Boricua God~daddy's Happy Valentine's Day Pimpout
First, let me send love to all my Club F.A.R. Family, Fubar friends and family. This is not a a Club F.A.R. PIMPOUT but my own personal PIMPOUT. This is my way of showing luv to those that show me luv. The following is a blend of Club F.A.R. members and my friends and family on FUBAR. I am pimping them out for different reasons, it can be for them showing me love or that I just want to show them love to help them level or celebrate a birthday or just think that this person is just a good friend to myself and many others on FUBAR. If i do not pimp you out please dont take personal, I only have love for all FUBARIANS. These PIMPOUTS may be weekly or bi-weekly depending on my free time. I dont do PIMPOUTS, friends or not for comment bombing in contests. I am a true believer that contest are just to full of DRAMA and good friendships are lost due to them. Anyway here are the links to those in my PIMPOUT, there will be for 10 to 20 members at a time. Ts

Words To Live By
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 11. There's

Quotes:
After a while you learn that you don't need anyone else in order to survive. No one is ever going to always be there, no matter what they say or what they promise you. You just gotta suck it up, accept it, and keep on keepin' on! Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them. Your single. Make the best of it. It doesn't mean you're not good enough for anyone, it means no one is good enough for you If this is what you want, I'm fine with that. But please don't ever come back. You HAD your chance and you lost it. We go to school for thirteen years && one thing they never teach us is how to say goodbye. Don't find love; let love find you that's why its called falling in love you dont force yourself to fall y o u . j u s t . d o What if I said you never mattered, that I never lost a moment of sleep? Wha

Welcome To Our New Family Members
dj fabulous OWNER OF SIN CITY MEMBER OF CLUB F.A.R &FIRE AND ICE LEVELING CREW@ fubar ================================================= SweetBabyGirl FuAngel To Broken Romeo & The BackAlley NightClub & Fire & Ice Levelling Crew@ fubarher profile is set to private so leave your profile link in the comments and shell send you a friends request....thanx ================================================= Please take some time and rate/fan/add these new ppl....Cmon Fire & Ice, let's show the sum luv!!!!!!!!

Begging Now
Hello Family and Friends.. I have posted several bulletins asking for help.. but now.. I am resorting to begging.. I am looking for promoters and greeters for my lounge.. it is called.. Naughty Sessions I am in desperate need for promoters. Plus, this is going to sound so bad, but it is the truth.. I am looking for more ladies to join the lounge and stay and talk. I am generally the only female in my lounge and I am exhausted trying to entertain the troops as it were. It is a decent, very nice lounge. With some really great guys.. I don't want to delete it, because I worked so hard. We have awesome music. Piped in and streamed from Thunderstruck Radio..Amazing DJs and they will play any and all requests.. if they don't have it.. They will get it for you. Anyways, if you are interested.. PLEASE let me know. Click the banner below and check it out.. Thank you Cassie~Owner of Naughty Sessions Lounge

Hospital Over Crowding In Bc
i am absolutely appalled at the conditions of my local emergency room i had to take the baby into emergency for a minor operation yesterday and this was the state of the hospital down the road from me...the baby is doing fine now that she is on meds

Tag, You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate going to funerals 2. I could eat chocolate 24/7 3. I am afraid of flying 4. I am claustrophobic 5. My first job was a waitress at 16 6. I can't swim/afraid of water 7. I love making people laugh 8. i hate people who lie to me 9. I used to teach clogging & square dancing 10. I have been married 3 times (twice to the same idiot) i'm not tagging anyone,but if you want to play along,thats fine.

Info On: Sir-lord James Tha Justsun 2
You fit in with:Taoism 40% spiritual.20% reason-oriented. Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to live by all of your ideals, and live a very intellectually focused life. Take This Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Your Power Color Is Indigo At Your Highest: You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you. At Your Lowest: You require a lot of attention and praise. In Love: You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are. How You're Attractive: You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic. Your Eternal Question: "Does This Work Into My Future Plans?" What's Your Power Color? You Are Austin A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way. Famous Austin res

Sleepless...
wakeful, sleepless in the night thoughts of you keeping my body warm my skin heated to the touch nip, bite, kiss, lick warmth of breath on my neck pressing from behind me pulling me near pressing back and wanting more i move my fingers over my chest pausing to circle as i lay wishing it were your hand feeling the touch i've never felt from that distance not so far knowing that someday i may wake to you the caress of your fingers on my breast i cup my palm, adjusting and weighing feeling the density of my own flesh the hardness of my nipples, yearning for you a sigh escapes as i flick the bud hearing your voice in my ear your fingertips, now, pinch my nipple my fantasy flows like warm water over my senses my back arches in pleasure, wanting more needing your touch another quiet cry from my throat desiring you yearning for you my knee rises, legs spreading my fingers travel down taking your imagined touch lower over my belly flitting over my

Your Face
I see your face in every thought I have I know what my heart tells me I know the feelings I have can't be wrong For I have never felt this way before you Men have come, men have gone, But you have decided to stay to love me For who i am today You don't know what that means to me, The feelings i have inside for you Just can't be wrong. What we have can't compare For i love you and you love me Without seeing each other face to face You came into my life so unexpectedly It is there i want you to stay I never want to give you up Never want you to go I need your love as you need mine To lose you now would tear me apart For all i am, please take care of the Heart that has been given to you Hold it dear as a newborn child It is that fragile, For you mean the world to me That tells me that this love can't be wrong

Lalalalalala Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
ok, so it has been snowing all week and I really hate snow, but that is besides the point. I'm in my last semester of college for my associates degree and I was really sick last weekend and planned on skipping monday but got lucky I suppose and the campus was closed cause of all the white stuff. So here it is, wednesday and the campus is closed again today, luckly no statistics class tonight, now I'm getting bored and restless and want to go do something but REALLY hate snow... oh well.. atleast I have good music and some kewl friends to chat with.

Ty All
> JUST ONE BIG HUGE TY TO ALL THAT HELPED ME GET THE SPOTLITE, BY SENDING THOSE FUBUX THE RATES AND THE COMMENT IT ALL HELPED ME GREATLY SO TY EVERYONE.. RATE FAN GIVE THEM LOVES LOADS OF IT.. ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper@ fubar Ms. Mona Doll@ fubar Steve ~*~Club F.A.R. ~*~@ fubar Bondage Barbie~Property of Fetish Girl Shasta~Member:Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls@ fubar Agent #25 ❤ *david's r/l wife*@ fubar Mysti-Poo(Please read About-Me) Pat M'Groin's right hand woman!@ fubar Johnny Price * Fu-Hubby of Hotpantz76*Owned by Freak!@ fubar CLUB FAR MEMBER in training@ fubar Irish Juggalo ~*~*R/F/A~

Women Who Smoke
I look at smoking as art in motion, a very unique, sensual and seductive habbit to have and i find it really sexy when a woman smokes. Just watching her style of inhale, exhaling and enjoying it all is a real turn on for me. I love it when the woman can blow it in my face as well. Does anybody else feel this way? Or want to smoke for me?

Horny
Mike was my hero....my brother.....my friend.....my drinking buddy.....someone I could have always bum a cigarette from.....make fun of people with.....get stuff off my chest with.....get piggy-back rides from.....talk politics with.....cuss out for no reason.....hug...kiss....swing at.....throw stuff at......hit.......give beer to...get beer from......talk about anything and everything with, happy or sad, smiling or crying.......Mike was a special person to me, all the many, many years....a decade almost! I loved him! And I will miss him for the rest of my life. Mike "horny the clown" Hunt - you were one of the best guys a girl could have ever known.

Is It Really There?
IS IT REALLY THERE? Distance can be such a terrible thing Bringing confusion and despair When I think of you all the time Wishing that I was there Wishing I could look into your eyes Look into your face and see you smile Wishing I could feel your touch Wishing I could hold you so much Your flesh beneath my fingers slowly setting off those little tingles Wishing I could kiss away even a mile of the distance I would spend all night so you would remember The feel of our love it was always so slow and tender But at this time Distance keeps us apart But it will never erase Your love from my heart So I close my eyes and atlas Your there Touching me Everywhere.

Shamrock 2008
Shamrock N' Roll Show Saturday, March 15th Doors at 7:30 PM Show time: 8:00PM till 1PM Presale tickets: $7.00 Door: $10.00 ALL AGES!!! Place: Romers Entertainment Center Address: 118 E. Main St Greenville, OH 45331 MAP IT- http://www.romerscatering.com/images/greenvillemap.jpg Appearing; Goodnight LA- http://www.myspace.com/goodnightla July For Kings- http://www.myspace.com/julyforkings Small Town Sleeper- http://www.myspace.com/smalltownsleeper Suikoden- http://www.myspace.com/suikodenrocks Teays Vein- http://www.myspace.com/teaysvein SPECIAL DOOR PRIZE GIVEAWAYS THROUGH OUT THE SHOW!!! -Including CD's and T Shirts from Victory Records artists. - Gift Certificates for Broadway Joe's Coffee house and other local businesses. - Free swag from ShamRock n' Roll Featured bands -And More!!! Party people looking for THE EVENT for St Pattys day 2008! BROUGHT TO YOU BY Darke Wave Tattoo www.darkewavetattoo.com/center> 114

~guys Rules~how True Is This??
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story . (I must admit , it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side . Now here are the rules from the male side . These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up , put it down. We need it up , you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no , we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one : Subtle hints do not work ! Strong hints do not work ! Obvious hints do not work ! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to alm

Drama
I FOUND THIS CRAP IN MY BULLETIN BOARD THIS MORNING: AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS COMMENT I LEFT: THAT THIS SHIT HAS NO PLACE HERE, THAT PERSON IS NO LONGER A FRIEND. TAKE A HINT PEOPLE READ WHAT I SAID. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT CLICK HERE!!! BTW DON'T SHOUT ME LINKS TO LOUNGES OR OTHER BULLSHIT=AUTOMATIC BLOCK NUFF SAID

A Kiss
Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on reality Not even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust inside I shed my fears faster then my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me!! Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongue intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart’s racing as fast as yours My body’s craving for something more Starving and craving For an evening of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In just one kiss!!

Illuminati Freemason Conspiracy
It is well established that by the end of the eighteenth century, the Illuminati had been effectively disbanded. Because of Freemasonry's inadvertent involvement and misuse by its founder, Adam Weishaupt, the legends of its continued existence (and influence) persist into the twentieth century. In the 1950s and 1960s, members of the John Birch Society made much of this 'shadow' organization, using it as an effective substitute for their anti-Semitism. Perhaps some of the confusion regarding the organization is due to the fact that over time, the word illuminati came to be used more expansively for many enthusiasts of Enlightenment, including but not limited to the followers of Emmanuel Swedenborg. Nevertheless, the Illuminati's connection with Freemasonry was date-specific (the late 1700s) and place-specific (what is now Germany); it had NO involvement in Freemasonry elsewhere despite fanciful claims. Even the oft-mentioned 'Proofs of A Conspiracy' written in 1797 by a Scottish profes

I Was Tagged
Well apparently being tagged means I have to write down 10 weird things about myself hmmm Well 1) I bite my nails - gross but it must be done when I am stressed 2) I yell a lot .... don't be scared 3) ummm I crave attention but I am shy...go figure 4) I HATE HATE HATE to listen to Tom Petty 5) I turn bright red when embarassed 6) I hate talking on the phone 7) I love Love...love is a grand thing and I feel it quite openly 8) I am a doormat for people, I allow ppl to walk all over me, but I hide the fact that it happens, I am quite brave on the internet lol 9) I bite my lower lip when nervous or excited ;) and last I am an ice chewer...annoying to most people but honest I cannot help it.... ok now I am supposed to tag other people, but most because I am late have already done it soooo I am breaking that chain....don't you love me :)

4 Different Types Of Girls..
Someone had posted this, and I think it's messed up, but my question for all the players and real men out there....Is it true or false? 4 different types of girls: 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoes 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Hoes until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses his Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides

For The Girls
One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Want To Auction Yourself Off?
I'm going to have an auction anyone who is interested in joining in on the fun let me know..You decide what you are willing to give your new owner..So let me know if your interested thanks!!!!

Your Heart
Your heart is like some icy lake, On whose cold brink I stand; Oh, buckle on my spirit's skate, And lead, thou living saint, the way To where the ice is thin-- That it may break beneath my feet And let a lover in!

My Secret Love
MY SECRET LOVE As we come upon Valentine’s Day The day for LOVE We are miles apart But are connected through our hearts I want to write you a note But don’t really know what to say I wonder how you would act If I approached you this way You probably won’t understand But I have to let my heart speak I just don’t know how to explain it All my words get weak You make my heart feel Something it’s never felt before It’s a different feeling I can’t deny And too strong to ignore It’s just so strange to me Because I barely even know you But still I can’t help but wonder Is it a crush or something true? I think of you all the time Wondering if I ever cross your mind I keep this all bottled up inside It’s about time I let it all unwind Writing this will let me know If you feel the same for me If you read this Hopefully you will answer and we will see I could only ask you What are you doing to me? You make my heart skip a beat And you drive me crazy

This Life Of Mine 22
Yesterday was a beautiful day, sunny and warm. Today is overcast. Where did my sun go? I had dreams early in the morning that when I awoke, I thought that it was stuff that really happened. It was about friends and just talking to them and things that really could have happened. Are those dreams about the future and when you are in that moment you think to yourself "deja vu"? I wonder? I have so much cleaning to do. Since my knees have been hurting really bad from my dancing queen moves that I have not been doing any form of cleaning since! My kids don't seem to know how to clean up after themselves. They say they do but really, they don't and then blame each other. Hal Sparks is hilarious!!! I am listening to him on the radio. I love him. He is singing karaoke on the radio. LMAO Keep on Loving You is the song. I listen to Radio Alice in the morning, a station in S.F. with Sarah and No Name. Love them! Well, should get my butt in gear and stop rambling on ab

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Love Roast Beef & Carrot Sandwiches 2. My Fav Ice Cream Is Honeycomb Crunch 3. I Used To Be A Singer 4. I Love Classical Music 5. I Snore...lol (I live alone so who hears me) 6. I Love Working Nights 7. I have 15 brothers and Sisters 8. I love Working With PSP 9. I'm Alergic to Spider Venom, Pumpkin,Beans & Mushrooms 10. I have Aquaphobia I tagged....Jesse, Dalobo, The Vashti, Rutt and DJ Kink

Tagged
THE RULES ARE: you have to write a blog with 10 things weird,random, facts habits, etc. about you. then you get to choose who you want to tag next. * NO TAG BACKS * HA HA! 1)hockey consums most of our time 2)big time coffee junkie 3)I'm on this site way to much:) 4)I swear to much (this is my only bad habit) 5)Moody 6)Always doing something for the wife or kids 7)I'm canadian 8)Into big trucks 9)Having a hard time coming up with 10 things about me 10)happy that this is number 10:D I tag, Miss Shady ,russianfoxx,tastey flutee

A Wonderful Woman
Wonderful Women A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," hesays insistently.Up t o 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I AM A MOUNTAIN DEW ADDICT 2.I AM VERY VERY SELF CONCIOUS 3.I TREASURE MY FRIENDS 4.I HAVE TO BOYS WHO HAVE DRIVEN ME TO FUBAR!..HE HE :) 5.I USED TO LOVE N.K.O.T.B!!!! 6.I'M A MOVIE FANATIC.....SCARY AND COMEDY MOST 7.I COLLECT SHOT GLASSES 8.I FALL EASILY (NOT PHYSICALLY) 9.TIGERS ARE MY FAVORITE FELINE 10. I LOVE TUACA BOMBS AND SMIRNOFF WATERMELON...:) OK GUYS I HOPE THIS HASN'T CHANGED THE WAY YOU LOVE ME! HE HE! I'M TAGGING DMAN1973 COWBOY ANYONE FALLEN EXCITABLE BOY STUBBS

Unrequited
Unrequited I watch you from a place afar 'Cause there's so much you won't show I long to find out who you are And what it is you don't want me to know Darting from shadows to corners You stay hidden, like the night But leave a trail of intrigue and mystery That I long to bring to light Stuck in a maze you have created With barricades and walls No windows, only dusty doorways And spooky, darkened halls Webs, spun with false words Wrapped around the truth Circus mirrors allow a glimpse Of something--real or ruse? Booby-traps and dead-end doors I've given up the chase But then, somewhere, in the evening mist I see your haunting face You toss me bits and crumbs of you To keep me close behind But you keep on running, out of reach For love to never find One day I hope you'll stop the chase And when I 'round the bend I'll see That you've stopped and turned yourself around And surrendered unto me I'll take a moment, catch my breath Look deep int

Trucks
to all who hate us on the road if u have it a truck brought it must u always cut us off we cannt stop on a dime and if u blew a tire while cutting us off ur dead no ifs and or buts cuz we wouldnt be able to stop blind spots why must u drive alont side my tractor tires for miles u know what happends if one of them blows right through ur car guess what ur dead so the 1 sec u save by cuting us of not letting us over ridding in r blind spots really worth ur live and the kids u have in back seat

My Luck Of The Draw...very Personal
Went to show at Studio 7 on sunday! saw bands Wednesday 13, Alabaster, the a.k.a.s, and Creature Feature. Some of there music is posted on my page. Check them out! i will post photos soon. It was amazing!!!! so yeah check out the bands and let me know what you think!

Guys.... Girls..... Sex.....
Why is that guys can be so nice and do almost anything for you.... And when it cums to sex once they get the booty for the first time.... They start to act like an ass after that... Females don't act that way when they are in relationships we are the same person the whole time... I am so tired of guys being so fake and bragging all the time bout thing they have or have done... Us females just love to have fun and fuck.... So why do you guys act like that... If you men have an answer to this I would love to here... As for you females just keep it real and don't let no guys get you down... So holla at us.... This is Amber signing off.....

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. My 10 1. I drink, ALLOT! 2. I used to sing in a death metal band. 3. I play Blue grass and Outlaw Country now. 4. I hate doing shit like this. 5. I work all the freakin' time. 6. Zane Gray is my favorite author. 7. I LOVE sushi!!! 8. I don't hunt(nothing against it, just don't) 9. Cowboy boots RULE!!! 10. I'm a neat freak. Sorry Joy, I'm not sending this to anyone ;))

Tagged
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. I did not pass my driving test until I was 42 2. I once wanted to be a priest.........yes..HONESTLY!!! 3. My one dream is to do route 66 on a harley 4. I once did a charity run dressed as a french maid....LOL. 5. I am truly in love with someone, she knows just who and one day may just realise it!!! 6. I would do anything for anyone accept die for them. 7. I am just as you all see me....warts and all 8. I do not watch TV...whats the point, nothing but rubbish. 9. I cried when John Travolta died in the film Phenomenon 10. The real me is not as complex as some would think, you just have to know me to understand that fully. WOW..Ok thats that over with....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....so my 5 ppl are...... coeurblesse Mistress of Wolves Crystal Welcome to Joy" Christy So Gals.....over to you

Dumb Dicks
I always like it when I get into a mumm and see someone with a name like slaveslut giving parenting advice. I tend to actually laugh out loud as I scroll past the five paragraphs of poorly written blather. I find that I don’t even pick at them or point out their stupidity for the most part now. I mean who that calls themselves slaveslut etc… (and usually has a profile picture of themselves tied up being beaten with a riding crop) actually thinks anyone cares to hear what they have to say about parenting?? I often think about why it is the dumbest mummers have the most to say about everything. Do you know the answer?

Audtions For Music Video
AUDITIONS FOR MUSIC VIDEO SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2008 AT THE HISTORICAL CARDOME CENTER 9:00 AM TO 4:00 PM PRODUCED BY EDDIE AUSTIN PRODUCTIONS, IN COOPERATION WITH MORGAN MUSIC INC., NASHVILLE,TN NO PREPARED AUDTIONS ARE NECESSARY NEEDED!!!! MAIN ROLL: WOMEN 20 TO 30 YRS OF AGE EXTRAS: ALL AGES TOTAL OF 400 PEOPLE NEEDED TO BE FILMED IN GEORGETOWN,KY SUMMER OF 2008 FOR FURTHER INFORMATION E-MAIL: EDDYAUSTIONPRODUCTIONS@YAHOO.COM OR CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFO.KYWOLFLOVER38@YAHOO.COM THANKS DONNIE

~~~why~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your Taste~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your breath mingles with mine. I whisper your name – so soft. I feel my love for you Reaching out with invisible arms, To bring you even closer to me. Your warmth fans the flames Of my complete happiness. I taste the tear that escapes Mingled with the curve of my lips. And I know, as I flow into slumber, That you have completed me. And our love created rightness, Together - all because of you. Peace.

Goodbye My Dear Friend
GOODBYE MY DEAR FRIEND. I WILL MISS YOU FOREVER. YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN NOBODY WAS AND THE PERSON THAT I TRUSTED THE MOST DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME. YOU WERE ALWAYS THE PERSON THAT PICKED MY SPIRITS UP IN A TIME OF NEED DURING THE PERIOD IN MY LIFE WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS. AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT. YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART AND I'LL NEVER FORGET ALL THE TIMES YOU STOPPED MY TEARS WHEN HE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THEM. I WILL ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR THAT... THERE WERE SOMEDAYS THAT WERE SO BAD BUT YOU MADE THEM BEARABLE. THANK YOU MY FRIEND FOR BEING A GREAT ONE IN THE LIFE THAT I ONCE LEAD. ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND MONICA JEAN

What To Do???
So I have this friend and she has been talking to this guy for the last 7 months... He seems like a nice guy at first... I am worried that my friend is going to get hurt... He says he loves her, but that word is so missed used.... He wants her to spend all her free time with him and then tells her to see other people... He allowed to go out to strip clubs and hang out with his buddies and come to see her whenever... And we the girls try to go out and do thing he gets mad... How is that right.. He thinks that if you are married then it's okay to cheat as long as you tell your wife... That right there should tell you what kind of guy he is... She really cares for him and right now they are just friends with benfits.... I am worried that he is just playing her and she so nice that she won't stop him from doing it.... Did I tell you that my friend was married for the last 9 years and this is her first time really being single... I feel that this guy is only going to hurt her and that she n

Weather
Just wanted to let all of you know that im still alive and kickin not real high but im kickin anyway. WE had a majot ICE STORM on Monday and I have been without power since 11pm monday night thank goodness for generators and good family.The kids and I are making it. Called the Electric Co today and we might have out power back on by monday. I cant access the internet at home so thats why i havent been on i check my messeges at work till then. WEll im at work now so i gotta get busy. Feel free to leave me some love i will return it when i can xoxoxoxoxoxo love all of you. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo.

Help From Bad Girls
ok ladies i have add several more bad girls to friend list....... please send me a regular message to let me know that. i have or havent added you...... at this point i think i have...... cant wait to hear from you and im excited about the new opportunities for friendships....

The Manwhore Revolution!!!!
The Manwhore revolution was started by me and my friend gabe. We're calling all manwhores to take up arms and that includes you women too cuz women are manwhores in a different way. Manwhores are so hated cuz all they wanna do is have a good time and get laid...whos to say we cant do that?? NO ONE THATS WHO!! For us its a way of life....and yes some of us manwhores choose to eventually settle down and start a life...but know one thing....THE MANWHORE REVOLUTION SHALL LIVE FOREVER!!! FROM THE TRENCHES OF ITALY TO THE MOUNTAIN PEEKS OF MONTANA TO THE RICE FIELDS OF CHINA TO THE BOARDWALKS OF THE SOUTH JERSEY SHORE.....VIVA LA MANWHORE REVOLUTION!!!!!

Family
hello to all of our family members, this is ur 1st Lady speaking to u all. The "Don" and I have been very sick,,,we r still here just trying to recoup. we will have no pics up soon to show our help to others how about all of u. will i dont wanna be on here to long, i still get very light headed so i need to get back to bed. love u all and will be back soon

Life
Have you ever wanted to sleep forever? That's how I feel and I don't know what to do about it. I'm so tired of so much. I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of being hurt. I'm tired of feeling that I'm the only one that cares what happens. I'm tired of not being first. I'm tired of being angry all the time. I'm tired of being sad all the time. I'm tired of being ignored. I'm just tired of this. As I sit here looking at the screen, trying to put my thoughts into words, I realize something. I can't. There are no words to describe exactly how I feel. My heart feels nothing. My mind can't think. My soul feels gone. I'm not even sure I'm breathing sometimes. I hate this feeling. I've tried so many times to make it go away but it just comes back with a vengence everytime. This is a broken clock that I can't fix and one that I feel you want to just toss in the garbage. So what now? Give up? Keep trying? Somebody tell me what to do b/c I have no fucking clue. How can walking away be the easiest an

What's This
Window panes come crashing down Amidst the tears and pain Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away Up above through twilight Shadows cast across the floor Reflections of the past Trembling thoughts of one Dwelling deep within the soul A mystical sense of reality Captured by the craze All in bewilderment Of the shock in the wave Creatures of the dimness Chattering amongst the green Everything slows in stillness What is this we see?

One
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

Rights
REVOLUTION - THIS WORD FLOWS AROUND ALOT. . . Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind; and when the same thought occurs to another man, it is the key to that era.Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1841 You cannot buy the Revolution. You cannot make the Revolution. You can only be the Revolution. It is in your spirit or it is nowhere.Ursula K. Le GuinRIGHT OF REVOLUTIONIn political philosophy, the right to revolution (or "right of rebellion") is a right articulated first by the Monarchomachs in the context of the French Wars of Religion, by Huguenots thinkers who legitimated tyrannicides. It was then taken up by John Locke in Two Treatises of Government as part of his social contract theory. Locke declared that under natural law, all people have the right to life, liberty, and estate; he wrote that under the social contract, the people could instigate a revolution against the government when it acted against the interests of citizens and replace the government with another government i

Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I only date people with tattoo's 2. I dont like it when anyone sticks their finger in my milk! 3. My favorite holiday is Halloween 4. I am a true bi-sexual 5. I'm an only child 6. I've never been arrested EVER!!! 7. I dont like Arby's 8. I am a GREAT cook 9. I Love Music!!!! (but not country or gospel) 10.I love Big Trucks I tagged Mark, Melissa, and Jack!!!

Tag I Am It Random Stuff
Okay well first of all this is my first blog and I wouldn't be doing this if I weren't required to by a very good friend of mine who shall remain nameless. I'll just use her initials... A.N.G.E.L.I.C.A. If you are tagged you have to list ten random or weird things about you and post in a blog, then choose five more suckers, uh I mean friends to tag and they do the same so it becomes this endless chain of craziness and you can't tag the one who tagged you. Moving on I was tagged and now I will tag someone else because I consider myself the SHIT, not "IT". 1,2,3 not it! Sorry about that I turned into a five year old for a second there, anyways here goes ten randomly weird things you hate about me... 1) I love to read and my fave authors include Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Robert Jordan 2) I am an extreme procrastintor................ oh forget it I will finish this later! 3) I smell everything, well not everything cuz that would be gross but like soda, chairs, food, my hands

Bummer
I don't think Yesterday's interview went well. Nice people, nice organization, but they wanted to test me on some techie stuff, and while I knew all the principles that make the system run, they wanted names and details. I know some friends that have told me that they had interviews they thought went great, but didn't get the job, but other interviews where they thought they sucked, they were hired. So, until I hear otherwise, it's still possible, perhaps even probable. I guess one thing in my favor is that for the particular system they want expertise, they are paying half or less than what others are paying for that position. I figured that because I'm out of practice on that particular stuff, I would have a chance. We will see!!

The Bell Witch
These events relate to the legend of the "Bell Witch," which was the inspiration for the motion picture, "An American Haunting." More info can be found at http://www.bellwitch.org * * FEBRUARY 27th -- ParaHub Radio 7:30 PM EASTERN / 6:30 PM CENTRAL http://www.parahub.org/files/listen.html http://www.bounceradio.net ------- * * MARCH 9th -- "Through the Keyhole" 5:00 PM EASTERN / 4:00 PM CENTRAL http://www.paranormalradionetwork.com http://www.keyholepublishing.com MORE TO COME!

Snow
Just a little heads up,i have read many mum's, blog and all other about how people say they have had 1 to 6in of snow well where i live so far we have had 5 major snow storms and about 102.362 in. (260 cm). Just a little something to think about, where u live , there are people who always have it worst!! bbg.

About Me
I was Tagged by Mistress of Wolves a while back, and she reminded me that I promised I would do this - BLEAH... I need to watch what I promise to do. I'm supposed to list 10 Random things about myself. I'm not going to Tag anyone else, though. =================================== 1) I am named after my great-grandfather, one of the three founding members of the US Army Dental Corps. (He also created a dental chewing gum which became Dentyne). 2) My family is originally from Wales, England, a village called Morganton. (My parents are from southwest Virginia, and I was born and raised in East Tennessee, near the foothills of the Smoky Mountains). 3) I began acting in local theater at the age of 5 at the Carousel Theatre, in "The Emperor's New Clothes". (I performed in a least one play each year all the way through High School). 4) I was voted "Most Likely to Marry a Frisbee" by my High School Senior Class. (This has yet to occur). 5) I had my first date my Freshman Year a

Tag!you're It!
I had two buddies tag me Wildcat and Oshow. I think this could be fun. Thanks for the invite. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't know how to drive a standard. 2. Blueberry jelly bellies are my favorite. 3. Only kissed 8 guys. 4. I snort sometimes when am laughing. 5. I lost my virginity on April Fool's Day and my divorce was final on the same day 9 years later. 6. Never been to the ocean or flown in a plane. 7. Can touch the tip of nose with my tongue. 8. I have monkey toes 8-p I sometimes pick things with them. 9. If I tweeze my eye brows I sneeze. 10. I love it when men wear baseball cap

Sidnee Is So Gay....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have an addiction to Guitar Hero therefore I am and expert at it, I get off on that fact. 2.I love cats they rule 3.I am such a pothead 4.Four is MY fave #,Its my birth month and it also is the color purple to me. 5.yes i make colors have #'s 7 is totally green 6.Tool is my all time favorite Band 7.Boobs are a blessing and a curse lol 8."I fuck me in my own way"(my favorite quote) the great Brandon Boyd 9.My Ipod is god 10.I have an obsession with canolli's

Tagged!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I am into cars, guns, and Girls. Mostly..........Girls. 2. I drink vanilla Coke, or UV Blue-n-cranberry 3. I love my only son, who is 16 now. 4. Don't care much for talkin on the phone. 5. Favorite summer time pleasure is ridin my Harley. 6. I don't dance, but love to watch. 7. I have 2 dogs, and a cat. 8. I am loyal, kind, and genuine. 9. I like Rock-n-Roll. 10.I love motorsports. (I used to race) I'm Tagging: Smcowgal64 Wet dream Razor Twisted fate DJ Fatal addiction

Little Melissa
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's t

Trouble On Fubar!
I recently had a member of the family come to me and ask for help. They had someone come on their profile and make lewd and sexual comments about their daughters picture. This is not appropriate on Fubar or anywhere else in life for that matter. Here are some tips for reporting someone to fubar for this kind of behavior... - First of all take a screen shot of the comment this way they cannot delete the comment before you get someone to help you. For PC Users You do this by holding down on the "Ctrl" key and pressing the "Prt Scr" Key usually located above your insert key. Then you will open your "Paint" program located under "Start" "All Programs" then "Accesories".. once this is open you can either click Edit then Paste or just hold the "Cntl" Key down and hit the "V" key. Then you will save it. For MAC users Open Grab, located in the Utilities folder in the Applications folder then Choose Capture > Screen then When the Screen Grab dialog opens, click outside that window. Then

This Island Of Me
My tears they fall Like the lonely rain Alone in my head Tormented by my pain Behind the facade of a smile I hide my intense sorrow My own daily torture of What will come tomorrow? Incoherently I travel on this train called life A cavity replacing my soul The product of my strife I am my own island isolated yet not free I wonder how I became This island of me Copyright ©2008 Waynette M Redwing I wrote this about 5 years ago when I was going through a very tough time and had completely lost who I was due to the situation I was in.

Emt-b
Yay!!! After so many months of being in school to become an EMT-B, I have finally made it. Took the state test on Jan. 19th and found out recently that I passed it. I knew for sure I had failed it, but I guess I was wrong. So now it's off to find an EMT job. Wish me luck

A Lesson For All Of Us
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side no matter what the situations. Today before you co

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I am a big flirt 2. I am provocative 3. I love the beach 4. I am a slut,,,but I am not a whore, I only play one on Fubar :P 5. I am a goof,,,especially when I've been drinking 6. I don't wear Daisey Dukes, I wear Boss Hoggs LOL 7. I need to be in Fubar Anonymous because I am addicted 8. I need to get laid 9. I am a good cook 10. I love fishing Now I am tagging these people DJ BLU DevilGirl luvinjulz Blade BIGDADDYDIAZ

For The Nice Guys
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cudd

Being A Single Parent!!
ok can i just say that having an ex to deal with is hard enough let alone when you have a kid in the mix. why is it that things just don't go smoothly. i don't ask for much i really don't. i am not a bitch unless of course i am mad but who isn't. i just want help with my son from his father. it always seems that i keep giving all of these chances and being nice and whatever and it ends up biting me in the ass everytime. i try really hard to get along but for whatever reason its not working. if i am going to do it alone i really wish he would just completely stop being around. i don't want him to be if its not consistent. so i tell him today that if he can't sacrific his time of what he wants to do to help out with a child that he helped create then to forget he even has one at all. i know that sounds mean but its like he always has an excuse of why he can't have his son. whether it be one thing or another still excuses. i sacrific alot of things for my son but thats what you are suppos

Fuck Friends....
well ok today is my birthdayand i have had the shitest week ever i lose a friend got stood up a few times im brok and it seems like all my friends use me?? i guess i had my hopes set on high, i was supose to hang out with my girls tonight. we where going to go somewhere and have a few dranks, but one of my friends wanted to hang out and watch a movie.....so i asked my girls if it would be ok if i hung out with him cause i dont get to see him that often and we could go out later..they where cool with it told me it was my birthday be happy...so well he told me we could hang out after 6..it is now almost 9 and he wont answer my calls or my texts? you know its my birthday guys why do ppl have to do this one day a year i have to myself and i had to babysit and clean so much...im just so tryed of peoples shit you know they want so much out of my its killing me all i wanted was someone to be a true friend and the one person i thought was my true friend desides to ripe my heart out and dance o

Funny George Bush Quotes
The media likes to make political leaders their scapegoat. News sells better when leaders entertain the masses with their klutziness or foot-in-the-mouth sound bytes. At the forefront of such "comic" public figures is President George W. Bush. George Bush is probably the most quoted American President. Here is a collection of funny George Bush quotes. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House -- make no mistake about it. (discussing decline of French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair) The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we

Funny Drinking Quotes
Funny Drinking Quotes People who have one drink too many can get into a state of funny drunken madness. Little wonder then that so many quotes have been dedicated to mocking the drinking habit. Here are funny drinking quotes that raise a toast to habitual and casual drinkers. Brendan Behan I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Henny Youngman A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." George Gobel I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served. W. C. Fields I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. Frida Kahlo I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior. W.C. Fields A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. Edward Abbey A drink a day keeps the shrink away. Catherine Zandon

Funny Sex Quotes
Carry on Laughing: Funny Sex Quotes Sex can be passionate and sex can be tender. But can sex be funny? The answer is "Yes." Funny anecdotes about sex, especially involving others can cause a laugh riot. Here are a few funny sex quotes that will tickle your rib. Blaise Pascal Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him. Joss Whedon 'Hey you wanna have sex and get married? Ok then...' that works every time! Bill Maher Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Milton Berle Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. Woody Allen I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Drew Carey You know that look women get when they want sex? Me nei

Strangers
you havent held me in so long. i mean, really held me. cold is my soul alone our bed isn't whole empty. you havent kissed me in so long i mean, really kissed me. neglected are my lips lost my memory slips forgotten. you havent fucked me in so long i mean, really fucked me. fridgid is my heat lacking making love is not sweet disappointed. you havent loved me in so long i mean, really loved me. aching is my heart longing we're worlds apart strangers.

11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same

Read And Reply!!!
Ok, I'm going to make this very easy for all of you...... I have been busting my ass helping a LOT of you out, and have even leveled a few of you, but when it comes to returning the favor or even stopping to say a simple Thank You, a few of you are ruining it for the rest. So here's the deal, after reading this, Please reply with an answer to the following question..... Do you want to remain on my list? If you say yes, that it will be required to at least send a thank you. If that is not an option for you, then don't let the Fu-Door hit you in your Fu- Ass. With that said, it will be interesting to see who takes me seriously and who thinks I'm just doing this to vent. A little hint.....I'm not venting, I'm VERY serious and will delete names starting Saturday 2/16/2008. Thank You!!!

Bloggy Bloggerton
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm Thanks a ton Joey! 1. My name is Jessica aka Jessy aka Mamma 2. I AM a crazy ass white girl 3. I DON'T live in a water tower aka Palace (as amelia calls it) 4. I WAS never into video games.......... 5. I DON'T Ski naked ....... 6. I DO love to lick metal poles in the winter .. 7. I DON'T like rude or mean people ......... 8. I DO want to relearn how to rollerblade.. its been fun so far ........ 9. I ALWAYS smell the milk jug before i pour a glass ... 10. I HARDLY ever get jokes WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... Pumajoe Big daddy s hot boi hecta Joe Schmoe Muppetoncrk Yep you are the chosen five that took longer then the survey

Top 10 Chinese Proverbs
1. Chinese Proverb The participant's perspectives are clouded while the bystander's views are clear. 2. Chinese Proverb Pick the flower when it is ready to be picked. 3. Chinese Proverb If you don't go into the cave of the tiger, how are you going to get its cub? 4. Chinese Proverb Follow the local custom when you go to a foreign place. 5. Chinese Proverb It's is impossible to change your basic characteristics. 6. Chinese Proverb Once bitten by a snake, you are even frightened by a rope that resembles a snake. 7. Chinese Proverb Your neighbor's wife looks prettier than your own. 8. Chinese Proverb When you go up to the mountain too often, you will eventually encounter the tiger. 9. Chinese Proverb Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's mouth. 10. Chinese Proverb When the tiger comes down from the mountain to the plains, it is bullied by the dogs.

Inspirational Funny Quotes
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use. My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. Never exaggerate your faults.

Fubar Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

Funniest Damn Thing I Have Ever Read
Actual article from the LA Times: 'In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,' Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. 'I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,' he explained. 'As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.' At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. 'The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger

Tag
I GOT TAGGED BY SOMEONE Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I LIKE EVERYTHING TO BE MADE PERFECT. 2.IM A FLIRTY PERSON. 3.LOVE CANDIES. 4.I THINK IM NOT PRETTY ENOUGH. 5.I SMILE ALOT. 6.I LIKE TO BE RESPECTED. 7.HATES SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE KITCHEN. 8.LIKES DRESSING SEXY. 9.LOVES SEAFOOD. 10.AND YEAH IM FIRE ON BED!!!LMAO

Notes From Hell
apparently there are some issues that have to be rectified. you see. there is some sad little ugly white boy who is playing the pity party once again and blaming others for his downfall. well.. myself or my kick ass roomie never sent any pictures to and gay adds.. although damn i do wish i thought of it.. i am still offering dinner for whomever did that. also we did not ruin his life.. he did that all by his widdle self. he dated some manly lookin bitch and blames us for his lack in taste. then hooks up with women would would rather sleep with eachother than him.. or some that find more interest in the vibration of their phone than his company. you know.. you really are a useless life form.. you really have a better chance of dressing as a woman and letting some big guy named bubba screw you in the ass. cause your not really good at being a man. stop being such a whiney little bitch and stand up and take responsibility for your own damn actions for a change. thank you management

Got Hurt Again
so about a month ago i would say this guy told me he liked me. at first i didnt want to believe him cuz hes 19 and i am 23. well i told him i liked him. so we decided to date but keep in a secret from work and some other people only cuz he didnt want his ex to find out since she might be carryin his kid. so we ended up kissing a couple of times and i thought ok he wants to be with me. well his dad called him off work sayin alex had to take his GF to the er cuz she was pukein up blood. i dont know if i want to believe that he went back to her or not. ugh i'm gonna give up.

Huge Fucking Dick
1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you do this you MUST post this on yours. You MUST. It is written.

My First C**k
It was Christmas time 2001 and I was not getting along with my girlfriend at the time. We had gone to a holiday party with a couple of her friends and lf had gotten into a fight and found myself stuck the next morning at her friends house. His name was Kelly and he was a senior in High School and unabashedly queer. he was about 6 feet tall had shoulder length strawberry blond hair, Kelly and I had always gotten along fine, I thought he had a great sense of humor and I always bought him beer and cigarettes. So I find myself alone with this boy (his parents are out of town and his older sister is at work). We spend the day drinking beer watching movies and talking about our problematic love lives. Around 8pm he asks me if I want to hear a song that he recorded, "sure" I say, and he tells me to come to his room...at this point I know what's going on and I'm sure he knows i know. He plays his song for me as I'm sitting on his singe bed, It's not a very good song but I tell him that I like

Application
To apply for a position as a sub you must copy/paste/fill out and email this application to this fubar account. Do NOT leave any question unanswered and add all the details you can. This application will NOT be shared with anyone but the Master and Mistress. If you do not understand a question or are unsure how to answer then simply state so. You will not be discounted as long as you do your best to complete the application. 1) Do you understand what it is to be submissive? 2) Are you ready, willing and able to fulfill the obligations of a submissive? 3) Do you fully understand and accept the Dom's role in your online experience? 4) Are you willing to submit yourself to the Dom's control completely and totally trusting in the rules of the relationship? 5) Do you own a web cam and are you completely willing to subject yourself to full viewing by the Dom? 6) Are you 18 years of age or older and willing to provide proof of this fact? 7) What type of sub

Blar
As early as the fourth century B.C., the Romans engaged in an annual young man's rite to passage to the God Lupercus. The names of the teenage women were placed in a box and drawn at random by adolescent men; thus, a man was assigned a woman companion for the duration of the year, after which another lottery was staged. After eight hundred years of this cruel practice, the early church fathers sought to end this practice... They found an answer in Valentine, a bishop who had been martyred some two hundred years earlier. According to church tradition St. Valentine was a priest near Rome in about the year 270 A.D. At that time the Roman Emperor Claudius-II who had issued an edict forbidding marriage. This was around when the heyday of Roman empire had almost come to an end. Lack of quality administrators led to frequent civil strife. Learning declined, taxation increased, and trade slumped to a low, precarious level. And the Gauls, Slavs, Huns, Turks and Mongolians from Northern Euro

Weddings
In honor of my dear friend Andrea's fu-wedding to her fiance Sean I present this blog :) You are cordially invited to witness the joining of two hearts, lives and souls as one. On this blessed day this man Sean....Andrea's Love a.k.a. IrishPunk Club F.A.R...Fu-Fiance 2 Andrea@ fubar And This Woman Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to Sean aka Irishpunk~Co-Owned by Irishpunk & LSD's Shell@ fubar Will be joined in fu-matrimony on Thursday the 14th of February in the year 2008 at 3 O'Clock in the afternoon Pacific Standard Time. Please click the picture to join in this joyous event at the appointed time. This event will be presided over by the honorable Rev.۞Sexy Succulence۞ Ŧ.©.M

Rip
March 11th, 1984 - February 12th, 2008 Without You Here Although you are gone, Your spirit lives on. We all miss you and cry With every day that goes by. Knowing that you're in a better place Just brings a smile to my face. I wish you were just here with us, with me But I know that will never be. I will always wonder why you had to go And this is something I will never know.

Boyfriend Application
Application. About You Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands 1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies 1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontainiouse?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! Would you hold my hand as we

Found That Place
I have learned from recent events that something so precious can be broken, ran away, or forgotten. Since I was little I was a tool torn between two parents fighting each other. I was always in the shadows to those around me. My words and thoughts were never listened to, but yet completely ignored and thrown in the wind. As I grew older, things never changed: family fighting got worse, and "friends" did their fair share. Counting everything since I was 8 yrs. old; I have been used, beaten, sexually abused, and lets not forget the most harmful..mentally stabbed. Yeah, it was not easy..but I am here..staying strong and living each day. And not till recently did I feel alive. I can not say I did not have a few good times between those painful experiences..but they never lasted long enough to forget the pain. Revenge and hatred are deep down inside wanting to go full force on all those who have pained me in the past..yet I have never even gotten in a fight..i looked for the best in myself

If A Man Wants You,
pretty funny i was just talking to someone about this whole thing today...then i got this in my e-mail: If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend . Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of differe

Taker N Angel 42069
from: taker42069 date: 2008-02-05 11:33:47 subject: RE: busted read receipt: No replied: No block user what ever dude you went onto one of my profiles and fuckin found out info about me and who i have been talking to which really is none of your fuckin business thats pretty fuckin stalkerific...why look for companionship elsewhere, because I CANT TRUST YOU you are a worthless lying bitch who cant fucking be a good mother or a good wife...Leslie I dont want to be with you, i dont want to go to marriage counseling with you, i dont need to do that shit, u are never going to change, you may change for like a month or so but then you are goin to revert back to your worthles controlling bitchy fucking worthless self and i am not going to deal with that shit for the rest of my life...GET IT THROUGH YOU THICK FUCKING SKULL LESLIE THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND< YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME EXCEPT MY SOON TO BE EX-WIFE GET THAT SHIT STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW...so you can wait until h

I Miss You
As i sit and watch the snow fall. Like tears from heaven. Softly kissing the ground like a new lovers embrace. A silence trickles over the land . Thoughts of you fill my troubled head. I recall your gental caress. I close my eyes and remember the smell of your sweet perfume. As the first tear slides down my cheek i feel your gental kiss. The second tear rolls down my face and i feel your warm tender embrace. I open my eyes and i watch a million birds take flight and i hear your name softly spoken on the wind. The third tear wells up in my eye as it's wisked away with the wind and i know your here with me

Valentines Day
Since we can't hit everyone's page And since we have so much love to give We thought this would be the next best thing... Hope you have a fantastic day! Feel free to show some love in return... From the Ladies of RaW!! ♥ [reLLa] RaW@ fubar ☆DJ*Kak*Tease¤RaW¤ÑgÇ¤S♠E♣R♦&H♥H¤Promoter@ fubar TrippinDaizy~*SnAkEyEz GrEeTeR*~ RaW~ŇğĊ¤ÉxPxĦxĊ ~Property of Stryker~@ fubar Eala - RaW- {Snake Eyes Radio| Hellbilly's Hideout}@ fubar anarchyannie**RaW**SER**@ fubar *LiL_§tar*RAW-§ĒRGrεεteřFu-ĒηgAgεdToDáМmeR@ fubar FREEK RaW ***SER Greeter***@ fubar Little Miss Vixen♫SER♫Greeter/Promoter~RaW~☆NgC☆DJ Eternal’s Little Girl

"tears Dry Slow"
Some of you have been asking when the CD is coming out...well its here! If you havent heard our music, check out my "stash" some of it is in there. We also have 6 songs on our music page at WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LOCUSTANDSWYLLA If you like what you here....ORDER A COPY :) Support independent musicians!

Hh Giveaway
I needed 60000 comments to win my first HH and i am now at 43000 i'm on everyday and as i am out of comments i give rates bak to all my great helpers (ty again to all of them) I'm going now to holyday's house for a few from to morrow till sunday 25 of february and i've no internet there so yu will not see me since about one week on fubar. I give yu the link to my giveaway, perhaps it will be done when i will be back ? I wish yu all agreat Valentine's Day

♥ Simply Me ♥
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My eyes change color - Blue, Green, to Gray 2. I can't touch raw hamburg... yuck! *gags me* 3. I am a neat freak 4. I can't get into a wrinkled bed - 5. I fall for people to quickly 6. I am ultra sensitive 7. I love to chase rainbows =D 8. I am truly a dork... lol but an extremely intelligent one 9. I love to be humored 10. I love surprises... People I'd like to tag: "NYNGWIFEY" "Alfa Male" "Dawn Marie" "The Stutter" "Northy"

The True Meaning Of Love
Love is patient and kind it is not jealous and boastful Love behaves in a courteous manner thinks of others before thinking of their self. Love bears all things continues to believe the best in everything and gives power to endure anything... Love never becomes absolute nor comes to an end...

What Is Nsfw?
what is nsfw. I have heard so many people try to tell me what nsfw means. But never the same thing. if any one can show me what it means that would be great. I will give love and rate/add/fan and show lotsa love to you if you could. much abiged

I Would Write You A Love Letter !!
i would write you a love letter, but there's not enough paper to write down everything wonderful about you the way you laugh, talk, and kiss the way you do those little things that makes me so crazy about you . i would write you a love letter, but there aren't enough pencils or pens or ink to put down how you make me feel how you make my heart beat faster and my breath catches when ever were close, how you stay with me like a love song i cant get out of my head i would write you a love letter but there aren't enough hours or days or lifetimes to describe all you mean to me the way you've changed my world and made me dream things i never dared to dream before i would write you a love letter but i cant. i love you to much ...

Sweetmelissa Videos
ok if u no anythin abot cs photoshop u can wen a free one month to my hot website all u got to do is take some pics from no nudes only my tits no pussy pics ok and make a logo sayin my name sweetmelissa wit the pics u pick in send it to (sweetmelissa_sc2@yahoo.com) wit ur name in ur emali the best logo wens the free pass to my web site oo in i will put the logo on my website to if ..for comeing in 1st u get the one month pass 2nd gets 2 hot pics from me in there logo posted on my website to ..well have fun in good luck

Foryou
For You Few have ever been able to do what you do Or has ever come as close to my soul as you Remarkable how much you have captured my heart Vast lays the ebullience that you have brought into me Another time another place only holds weight in unknown dreams Leaving life and love to flow in harmony from the path that we have taken Emotions gain strength forming a connection in our unchallenged union Negating all unwanted aspects that know not who, and what we are Times slow music has taught us the things that time wishes to teach Inviting us to grow stronger together in the lover's song that we share No syncopative note would ever change the strength of the bond that is welcomed Enveloping our heart with each natural cord that is strummed Silent will lay this beating heart that knows only your touch Dreaming of tomorrow when your hands are once again placed upon my chest And I will run to you while standing still thru spirit, heart, and mind You are fo

Whatever!!
Most of us have experienced a lost friendship or a broken relationship at some point in our lives. While there is an undeniable sadness to this type of loss, it also gives us reason to pause and reflect on how we handle ourselves in the midst of breaking up or breaking away. The emotions that run through our minds and our hearts. We run through the whole gamut(complete range or extent)of emotions: Denial, hurt, anger, betrayal, and so on. We might have thoughts of revenge, of in some way getting back at our former friend, partner, or loved one. These emotions just consume us to the point where we can't function as we normally do. We do stupid things. We drag third parties into the fight. We lay blame. We become indignant: it's all his/her fault. Like there's a hero and a villain, a good guy and a bad guy...just like in the movies. Does this way of thinking justify our loss? Does it make us feel better about ourselves? Are these negative emotions in any way healthy? Or i

18 Years Show Him Some Love
meet dholtstingray he is a great guy to have as a friend we have been married for 18 years on the 18th so go show him some love rate fan and add if u want thanks beeholt DHoltStingray* Little Shop Of Horrors Lounge Pres.@ fubar

Mush!
In all honesty I do this with laziness, in the midst of this Valentines craziness. To many posts I'de have to make, to many friends my heart to take. No candy, no flowers no cards to do, my simple thoughts I give to all of you. A wish of happiness I bring to you all, even after the sun from this day dims and falls. Happy Valentines Day I say to all my friends, now this rhyme will come to an end.

Confessions Of A Broken Heart
Pain... Tension... Fatigue... Depression... Anger, Aggression, Frustration. All these unwanted sensations - Burning, hurting, tearing. My heart alone, cold and fearing. Why won't you let me sleep, let me rest, Let me forget To eradicate, eliminate, destroy all my regrets? These memories inside, swirling, twirling, unwilling to reside in the corner of my mind. Repeating, resisting, insisting - Refusing to be denied its recognition Of its position in my Frustration, Confusion, Delusion. Ah, to close my eyes and let time fly by, Because there's so much to gain By forgetting these dreams driving me insane. Unfocused, unclear, out of control, My world spinning, spinning, spinning, My sanity flying through the door. My reason, my logic, oh, it's tragic, Like fine sands running through my hands, I'm losing my mind.

Sad
Month One Mommy I am only 4 inches long but i have all my organs. Ilove the sound of your voice. the sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definetly tell I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home. Its so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine. but I will have alot of it. Ispend a lot of time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and strech my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today mommy he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. Iam a baby mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mom

Living W/o You
I KEEP LOOKING IN AL THE PLACES, WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE. BUT I NEVER SEEM TO FIND YOU, AND YOUR ALL I LONG TO SEE. I JUST CANT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND, WHAT IT WAS THAT CHANGED YOUR MIND. ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I KNOW YOU, WHEN REALLY, I WAS BLIND. BUT KNOW THAT I DO NOT HATE YOU, AND I KNOW I NEVER WILL. BECAUSE I CARED ABOUT YOU THEN, AND I CARE ABOUT YOU STILL. EVEN THOUGH YOU HURT ME, I CANT SEEM TO LET YOU GO. BUT I WILL GO ON WITHOUT YOU, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. IT WILL TAKE SUM TIME TO MEND, THE DAMAGE THAT YOU'VE DONE. BUT BROKEIN HEARTS DO HEAL, THAT'S WHERE STRENGTH COMES FROM. FOR NOW, THE TEARS MAY BE FALLING, AND MY THOUGHTS KEEP CIRCLING TO YOU. BUT SOON, THINGS WILL GET BETTER, IF YOU HAVE HOPE, THEN THEY ALWAYS WILL.

Missing My Bff
Hi All My Name Is Rebecca I have not been on her long but the people seem nice but the one thing right now is I miss my Bff She is going through a hard time right now and I pushed her to do this and I was put in a spot that I didn't like at all. She needed the help and iam glad I gave it to her and things but if some one wold have told me that she would be not wanting to talk to me right now I would have not done it. She told me that she would forgive me and I was told to give her space right now and Iam not go at that I want her to talk to me and she will not right now I want her to get better and things but I don't like that she is hurting and she will not let me in

Letting Go
How do you walk away from someone you love And take the road of friend; Can you reroute the course you have taken And start over once again? I don't really want to let you go But inside me I know I must; The times we've loved . . . the times you've left My heart says stay . . . but it's my mind I must trust. We have shared so much together Laughter . . . fun times . . . tears; Yet sometimes we can't turn back time We must walk away, and allow ourselves to heal. I know one day you will be happy And your soulmate you will find; I know we each have one out there Even if for now . . . only in our minds. May life be gentle with you May God's best come your way; And on some quiet tomorrow You will realize things were better this way.

Whatever
For every girl who is tired of acting weak when she is strong, there is a boy tired of appearing strong when he feels vulnerable. For every boy who is burdened with the constant expectation of knowing everything, there is a girl tired of people not trusting her intelligence. For every girl who is tired of being called over-sensitive, there is a boy who fears to be gentle, to weep. For every boy for whom competition is the only way to prove his masculinity, there is a girl who is called unfeminine when she competes. For every girl who throws out her E-Z-bake oven, there is a boy who wishes to find one. For every boy struggling not to let advertising dictate his desires, there is a girl facing the ad industry's attacks on her self-esteem. For everygirl who takes a step towards her liberation, there is a boy who finds the way to freedom a little easier. author unknown

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Thank You All So Much
Want to say thank you to all the Great friends that came out to help me win my Spotlight...all of you Rock....Everyone go and show them all some mad love please... SPIKE@ fubar Dream The Ice Queen@ fubar Domking123 Fu Owned By Onesxybrat & Pita Bunny . ***Member of the Confedrate Family***@ fubar ۞CuTiE™@ fubar I Zombie™@ fubar mischief and mayhem@ fubar ß®åd ßî Çåñådîåñ Ç®èå†º® Fµbå® Hµbbý †º wHî§ÞÊ® ۞@ fubar DJ BARTAB BLACK DIAMOND DJ AKA THE DRUNKENMONKEY FUENGAGED AND RL/BF TO DJ KRAZYCHICK HONORARY DB@ fubar Perky ♥ Mr.D Owned by Mikey@ fubar ♪LilBamaGirl♪~Shadow Leveler~Taken By BamasKeeper~Fu-Owned By Gary

How Im Spending My Valentines Day
Turn down your dimmers, this is not for beginners I know...I stole that line from my nigga, jigga In room 112 where all the players dwell Sip the cold brew tell me how you do it well Before you come out your panties lets discuss how smart You put the red slick scarf over the lamp, to play the part Red light tonight honey dont worry about your spouse I dont know a thing beauty, do me good like whinehouse I dont care about tomorrow as long as tonights the night You can call me baby face and we whipappeal thats right So, if youre gonna turn off the lights, lets make one thing understood If you want me money, baby girl you better stroke me good And I know this is never thee appropriate time But for just for one night could you say that youre mine As we slept the night away til the morning comes Last night I was your only one

Catching Pigs
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down o

To All My Divas! Love Ya Sistas!
Hello to all of you! I am wanting to wish each and every one of you a very special V-Day. Although there are many people out there who have given up on love and this is just another day to them, I would personally like to wish those people an even Happier Valentine's Day! You R SPECIAL 2 ME! I could've, should've, would've given up on love at this time too! I am going through a divorce and what do I have 2 celebrate this Cupid's Day? Nada. But I have 2 beautiful children to whom I gave my valentine's to. They are what matters most to me. Even though I don't have an adult valentine to share my romance with, I can turn all my attention to my lovely children, and that's what I have done. There are many things to love today. I love my family, my good health, my God, and I am truly blessed. So on this Valentine's Day, I challenge you to think of things to be thankful for. Even if there is no one to share it with, count your blessings every day that you are alive and well. Or

Cheap Tomatoes
CHEAP TOMATOES? "As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of: I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels. Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens , Huntington Park , etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools. Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and roll -- but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK) I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or

Update
Ok, here is a quick update. For those of you who don't know. I am going to school to get my funeral directors license, then I will follow that with my embalmers license. I work 2 jobs also, part time at the funeral home, and a customer service job. Basically I take orders from home for infomercials. The funeral home I work at is very small. Just the Funeral director/embalmer and me. Often it is very slow for weeks at an end. So normally I have plenty of time for my other job, school and being on Fubar. Well things are starting to get busy. increased work load at school. Paperwork to get my license. and of course it is tax time. and I am 1099 on all my jobs so a lot of tax paperwork to do there. Well guess what, It has gotten busy at the funeral home. Since it looks like I have a break today at the funeral home. I am blowing off my other job today. and going to focus on my homework and try to get ahead of the schedule again. So while you see me logged in here. I most likely wo

Will You Give This To My Daddy?
I got this in an email from a friend serving in Iraq, I thought this email was pretty cool and I'm sharing it with ya'll As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are p utting thei

Dreams
ever have one of those moments where you think you are dreaming. seems everything is going right and your are afraid someone will wake you up. my problem is i want someone to wake me up cause i think im living in a nightmare. seems nothing is going right and its hard to fing things to be thankful for. i have a couple of friends who i know love me (you know who you are) but they are almost on the other side of the country so i never get to see them. i have my mom who i love very much. dont get me wrong i am greatfull for these people but its hard to think that its enough. i fell in love with someone years ago. i honestly cannot see my life without him, but i guess he doesnt feel the same way. its hard to handle. i met someone recently who i thought i could spend some time with. then he tells me he is getting married. all of my friends are married. sometimes i wonder if something like that will ever happen for me. or is it really just a fairy tale? i have lived my life a certain way for

Finally Single
i am finally single and im moving back to NY hoping to start fresh and hoping to meet new ppl that i can hangout with and get to know if u want to know more send me a message.... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ya'll!!! hope u have a great day

Happy Valentines Day!
ok, I am alone this valentines day, but now I know what it feels like cause I've had someone alost every valentines day predating this one. But I've already gotton valentines day gifts from people so I'm straight, lmao. well hope everyone else's valentines day is great too

Just A Reminder
On Valentines Day when you feel like things are astray, Just think of it as your heart has gone to a love buffet. Its not about being single or being taken, Its about being embraced by your friends and letting your heart be shaken. Remember the laughter and the fun that you share, Today should not out shine the rest or even compare. Its a day to be silly and fun loving too, Its a day that you hear a lot of I love yous. So try not to hate it as much as you can, And maybe you will even find that woman or man. Its all in perspective as you well know, so pick yourself up and bask in the glow. Today will be gone soon and Cupid as well Then to think there are 364 days left to make sure you embrace your friends for a spell. Today just reminds us that it doesn't take that long to show that you care, For the person you think of might not be aware. For I wish you a sweet day and hope that your embraced by true friends that adore you, For this you should never ignore and who kno

Life
Ok folks, i don't know how many of you actually pay attention to blogs, but i am fixing to find out. Back in the middle of November my wife (which is manic and bi-polar) moved out with all her stuff in tow to our other home and told me she wanted a divorce. A divorce which was long over due and i am giving that to her and all the sudden out of the clear blue she decides to contest it. I am a disabled veteran, a little info on that i have 6 disks in my lower lumbar that are either gone, going, or trying to go. Along with that the main trunk nerve going out of my spinal column on the left side is 50% severed so i am lucky to be walking. On top of all of it, with my last check up with the VA i now have Type II hypertension, and they suspect an enlarged heart as well. I have lived a hard life. Have lived a rough life, but i would not change any of it including my time in the service. What i would appreciate are your thoughts every once in a while if you are not religious, and

Too Much To Ask?
Laying in bed on my stomach, snuggled up with a pillow. My hair drapped down the side of me. I awaken to your soft lips kissing up my bare back. I get goosebumps from how aroused I am. I turn on my side to give your hands access to my breasts. Kissing my neck you fondel my breast. I push my ass back into you to let you know I want you. Your hand wanders down to my panties. Alittle rubbing and then your hand sneaks in to find me very warm and welcoming. You can't resist.. You position me on my back and make your way in between my legs. Telling me you want a taste! OMG I cant control myself now. Your tongue is so soft and warm I get off way to fast. You tell me now you can go back to sleep baby!.. A kiss on the lips seals the deal!.. and alittle "That was all for you baby".........and then I drift back to sleep! *yea right like that would really happen..all though I can fantasize right!!!!!!!!!

The Woman's Code
The secret rules that women live by but rarely divulge to men. Invite a man to go shopping with you only if you need someone to carry your packages or drive. Assure your boyfriend that every female movie star has had a boob job. When your man asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing." However, when Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura asks you, go into excruciating detail. Leave nothing out. The negative effects of cheese puffs and chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream are offset by the positive effects of diet soda. Feet are flexible and can be made to fit into shoes varying from size 7 to 9, depending on what's on sale. You can skimp on clothes, but a good bra is worth its weight in gold. (That's Victoria's secret.) The Patricia Principle: The more you've been trying to attract the attention of a particular man, the more likely it is that you'll run into him when you're sweaty, short of sleep, without makeup, wearing house-painting clothes, with your hair in a bandana. The b

Lupercalia
The Lupercalia was a very ancient, Etruscan pastoral festival adopted by the Romans, observed on February 13 through February 15 to avert evil spirits and purify the city, releasing health and fertility. The Lupercalia was believed in antiquity to have some connection with the Ancient Greek festival of the Arcadian Lycaea (from Ancient Greek: λύκος – lykos, "wolf", Latin lupus) and the worship of Lycaean Pan, the Greek equivalent to Faunus, as instituted by Evander. The Lupercalia festival was in honor of the She-Wolf who suckled the infant orphans, Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. Explaining the name of the festival, Lupercalia, which translates out into "Wolf Festival." The festival was celebrated near the cave of Lupercal on the Palatine (where Rome was founded, see Livy, Book I), to expiate and purify new life in the Spring. The Lupercal cave, which had fallen into a state of decay, was rebuilt by Augustus; the celebration of the festival had bee

Tag Your It.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I like to do crafts 2.Smoke to much 3.Love the snow 4.I love my kid's 5.I love my grandkid's 6. I love my sister' 7.Like to ride horses 8.Love to rode 9. Love jewlwry lots a bling 10. I love animals 1. Crewser 2.Ashes 3. Tipiboy 4.rdrokit 5.Silentbob

V Day Blues
So i guess its totally true... as much as i try to not believe it. Kindness gets you nowhere..Some ppl in this crazy uncivilized world have huge hearts and would give the world to the one they love even if they dont have it to give. But its a shitty thing that it cant be given back in return, or even appreciated. Then you sit back and think why is this world so unforgiving and mean... because the ppl with these huge hearts give and give... only to realize one day it does no good any fucking way.. So why try, and slowly become cold hearted. I asked a friend last night... Would u rather have a not so pretty girl that will love you no matter what ur flaws or a hottie that will break your heart eventually? His reply is "i dont know." it was a stupid question to ask already knowing what the answer would be but hoping for the more reasonable answer. its funny how one day the love is there and then the next they call u there bestfriend. Amazing how things can change in the blink of an eye. I

Okie Dictionary *the Worlds Most Unique Language Defined) Idioms - Phrases N Superstitions.
OKIE DICTIONARY *the worlds most unique language defined) IDIOMS - PHRASES N SUPERSTITIONS. "We know our native tongue ain't quite up to snuff English, but it shore is handy." The Plan Of The Okie Dictionary. This bit of information is intended to server and assist newcomers and visitors to our Great State -- Oklahoma, And to preserve a unique piece of Amercianism. Also, it is our desire to provide the working press and all the "mogulls" in Washington with a copy of this lexicon, so when our Great Statesman take the floor of Congress to expound our political philosophies, we want the entire country to understand, that all we want is to live, let live and our share of the pork barrel. We have our own language which is peculiar to our state. Our vocabulary is not a conglomeration of regionalism sland. Each word has a meaning and purpose, usually picturing action - a story of something happening and moving. Noah Webster *For Damn Sure* wasn't consulted when our langu

Im Here For You!
Hey all i know sometimes life can get us down and sometimes life is such a drag but know im always here if you need someone to talk to or just someone to listen and if im not online leave me a msg and i'll get in contact with you asap.... I have an ear to listen with...you just have to choose to use it.

This Life Of Mine 23
Happy Valentines Day everyone! I hope you all have someone to cuddle up to tonight or at least a stuffed teddy bear. I usually don't care too much about this day. But being on Fubar has made me realize how many people that don't have a valentine and it made me appreciate mine even more! I would rather receive chocolate over roses. Or pink roses over red. I am not into tradition. Surprises me on a Tuesday when it is raining instead of doing something you are supposed because it is a Holiday. I did get up this morning and find my card in front of the espresso machine. Apparently he knows that is a place I go to first when I wake up. I wonder why? lol It was really cute this morning. My son Anthony (the 15 yr. old) got up with his Dad and they went to the store so they could buy cards. He bought one for his girlfriend. Then he was all ready for school early! He also was dressed in a nice shirt with a collar, something he hasn't done in a long time! I was impresse

Dj Bully
lol ok so he tells me ma mams family from scotland ! and proud of it ! he allso tells me! ma da's fam from ulster lol and is sooo aparentley he tells me this combination makes him ! british pure bred lol ummm does this pic look fimillar? but no matter how u look at it hes an awsome dj come on in and meet DJ!

Psycho's Asylum
I spent all day yesterday with my in-laws.we went there for my 2 yr old to have fun and spend easter with his family. well at this family get together there was like 16 adults, 2 2yr olds, and a newborn. well i got to watch everyone treat my 2 yr old like he wasn't good enough for them. they sat there all day and praised the other child and almost totally ignored my son. he sat and said his ABC's in front of them and all they did was ignore him and talk about the other child. during the easter egg hunt the other child had 10 ppl helping him search for eggs but when me and my husband tried to help our lil one look we were told to let him do it on his own. they let the lil boy push and hit my son but if my son fights back they yell at him. and it makes me so pissed that "family" treated my son this way. I just can't understand why they feel the urge to treat my baby that way.

Cheaters
okies I am soooo hurt... why do peeps make others think they love them and care so much for them ... and then that person finds out that person they thought loved and cared for them is really usin them or leadin them on when they really are doing same thing more less with another .... like makin plans to be with her/him as well????

Valentine’s Day
1. Are you single or taken? ---yah like I’m single! He he he… 2. Do you like chocolate or flowers better? how about jewelry! I settle for flowers but I want the GEMS! 3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day? *not this year, I have to work all day and then go sit and listen to a lecture, maybe after hours I’ll get something special! 4. Do you like anyone? of course I do, don’t you 5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines? yes and I remember what happened that night at dinner…..waiter sucked, got free drinks and the food wasn’t so yummy. 6. What would be your dream Valentines date? *well lets see, arriving at work, having my lover waiting for me at the security entrance (since they can’t get in) then they tell me I am not aloud to go to work and tell me to call my boss and explain the situation, then they take me to the car and drive me to the hot springs were I get made loved to all day long and at night more more more…with lots of jewels and

Valentines Day
fucking valentines day can eat shit...what has this day brought to offer me but being hurt over and over again, by different people!! i can't be with the love of my life, cause he left me months ago, only to mind fuck me for the past 3 months, thinking we can get back together, with i love you's still, to go ahead and fuck me over, telling me it will never happen again!! oh, and wait, the one guy that i thought was totally cool, and liked, well i had to end a friendship with him to protect myself, and to protect him, cause i wanted to get close, but it couldn't happen, so, again, i get fucked!!!!! then, to find out this afternoon that my best friend lost his job, oh yeah, valentines day can kiss my fucking ass... so if you want to give in to this fucking piece of shit cooperate holiday, be my guest you stupid pieces of shit, go blow the money, and make everyone else richer!!!! Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics

Why
why do people seem interested in a person and the next they could careless why do people alwasys seem to forcus more on someone that has money and not waht they could really give that would matter more why do people talk with a fork tongue why do people never seem interested in a nice guy that would treat them right and would lvoe them for them rather then someone that would ether hit them or abuse them why do people still love there god damn exs for when you no you cant have them will you can but ur life would be laot wose why do people have so many emotions going thu them and its so hard to control them why do people say iam glad ur my friend but yet they wont talk to you why do people alwasys sem to think ur out to get more points when in reatlity you dont give a fuck abount them why do people alwasys seem to be out for soemone with looks rather then go for them for the right reasons why do they lie abount haveing a bf/gf rather then saying iam taken o

Absent
Hey just a quick note to let all my friends that I will be gone from the 18th through the 22nd of Feburary. I am flying my special someone to Reno for Valentines day. Hope you all dont forget me while I am gone.

Confused
Sorry to all of you who've stopped by and haven't heard from me. I only get on occasionally, and I have yet to figure this place out. LOL... Not the most (virtual)socially inept person you'll ever meet, but I'm sure I run a close second. If you have any suggestions to make this easier, please poor them on me! And thank you for the compliments! Hope everyone has a wonderful Valentines day!

My 1st Flying Lesson
I got to take my first flying lesson today. It was so exiting. I had so much fun. I got to help with the take off and I got to fly for an hour. The instructor let me take over the controls completely once we were in the air. If i decide to get my license this will count towards my time. I only need 39 more hours. We flew over downtown Columbus, well, we actually flew around downtown twice. We were only 2,000 ft up when we went around downtown. I seen my house. We were 6,500 ft above sea level most of the time. He explained everything about all of the controls and everything. At times it was like we wasn't even moving. Everything was so beautiful. It was 1,000% better than driving a car. I am hooked. I can't wait till I can go up again. I would tell you what kind of plane I flew but I was so excited I can't remember. I will have pictures of it very soon. I was kinda nervous when i first got into the seat, but after we started moving and we got up into the air, everything was just perfe

Are You
1. Perfect? in my mind maybe 2. Tall? to a midget i am tall 3. In your pajamas? no...at work 4. Left handed? no LAST: 1. Friend you saw: bobbie 2. Talked to on the phone: my son 3. Person to text you: jason 4. Was today better than yesterday? much FAVORITES: 1. Number: 3 2. Color(s): BLACK, PINK 3. Food: MEXICAN TEN EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? YES 2. Are you happy? i'm good thanks 3. Are you sad? not as sad as yesterday 4. Are you bored? A LITTLE... 6. Are you nervous? NAH 7. Are you single? VERY 8. Are you tired? not at the moment 001. Real name? tania denise... 002. Nick name? tart 03. Eye color? hazel...but changes with whatever i wear 004. Zodiac sign? taurus 005. Male or female? FEMALE 007. Crushing? just a little- 009. Smart? OMG...very 010. Hair color? red 011. Long or short? long 013. Sweats or Jeans? JEANS 014. Phone or Camera? BOTH 015. Health freak? NOPE 020. Tattoos: 3 021. Righty or lefty? didn't i already ans

Personal
Ok.. To give the background of what sent me to the hospital today... During Mardi Gras week last year, I spent some time in the Lower 9th ward helping with the revitalization and renewal of an area totally decimated by floods and donating the proceeds of my last movie to the Common Ground Collective to support their continuing work in New Orleans. While I was there, I was exposed to black mold, and black mold spores. When I returned home, it was found the mold had done some damage to my lungs. It took over a month before I was able to completely breath clearly again. Now on to what happened today.... I have been working on the continuing rebuild of my house from damages sustained in a hurricane almost 4 years ago, and finally came to the point of sanding drywall in my bedroom... Note.. Drywall dust will mess with your breathing!... Well, after 2 days of sanding, my lungs closed back up as they had from the mold exposure. I woke up this morning, after numerous coughi

Alittle About Me
what's up fubar peeps? well first off i'm 27. i live in waynesboro, ga. i work for the richmond county sheriffs office. yes i love my job so please don't ask me to getyou out of a ticket. won't happen. i like to do photography in my spare time as well as play paintball. i like all kinds of music, but rock takes the cake. so if you'd like to know alittle more then hit me up. thanks for taking the timne to read this and i hope to hear from you soon.

Thank You Everyone - Rip Dave Shipp - You Are Loved And Missed
My words can not begin the express the gratitude and love our family has felt during the loss of our close friend Dave Shipp. Everyone on Fubar has been so loving and supportive and I thank you each and everyone. Please continue to keep his family and friends in your prayers. His life on earth ended way to soon and we all love and miss him each and every day. I had a dream he told me to tell everyone to stop crying he was fine, so I am passing that on to everyone....he is fine. I know we will miss him everyday but have so many wonderful memories that will be cherished. Please visit his page if you get a chance and leave a comment, from time to time - I will pass these on to his parents. Thank you each and everyone, I love all my Fubar friends. God Bless you all!!! http://fubar.com/user/1369897 Big Dave@ fubar Here is the best we thought we could do for him... Hopefully he will see this from Heaven.. and know he is missed and loved very much

Cup Of Tea
> One day my mother was out > and my dad was in charge of me and my brother > > who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and > > had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among > > other injuries. > > > > Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was > > one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the > > evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I > > brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several > > cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad > > made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because > > it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come > > down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, > > then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reac

Valentine's Day
"Too Late For Love" Somewhere in the distance I hear the bells ring Darkness settles on the town as the children start to sing The lady 'cross the street she shuts out the night There's a cast of thousands waiting as she turns out the light But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's too late too late, too late Too late for love London boys are staring as the girls go hand in hand With a pocket full of innocence, their entrance is grand And the Queen of the dream stands before them all She stretches out her hand as the curtains start to fall But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's too late too late, too late Too late for love Standing by the trapdoor aware of me and you Are the actor and the clown their waiting for their cue And there's a lady over there she's acting pretty cool But when it comes to playing life she's always playin' the fool But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's

Cold N Empty
i feel the pain within my chest of my heart being rippped out agian you see these scars on my heart and body an you know wat they are from they ar e from you my dear everytime you lift me up your right there to slam me right back down into this hell that we both share called life the only differance between you and me is i may be cold and empty but i will never be the same because of what you have done to me. so here i lay agian lieing in this pool of blood withnothing but the momories of what you have done to me and this is why i will forever remain cold and empty but i want you to know that i the love that i had fo r you will never be the same for any other person i will always love even if you think i don't ............

The Pending File
This is a list of people coming up. It has been brought to managements attention that because the rules state 2 people a day that some people feel obligated to level people when more is added. This was not the intention so we are making a pending list of people we find and would like to be leveled. Members are more then welcome to rate these people even after the two on the main blog are leveled. Just remember to do it at happy hour this will double your points. ======================================================================================== DJ Reverend @ Aftershockradio.net@ fubarneeds 29513 with 122 pics and 773 stash Bubba's Girl ~Don't Make Someone a Priority if all you are to them is an Option~@ fubarneeds 24360 with 167 pics and 8 stash...thanx Buck ========================================================================================

Valentines Day
today is Valentines day. and once again this year im alone and single. yep yepp sucks to be me. normaly on this day i go crazy trying to cope with being alone loveless if u will. because u see im not happy i havent been happy for along time it ties in with the hole not smileing thing i do the reast of the year . now dont get me wrong i have had 1 Valentine maybe 2 not shure cant really remeber . that yeah i was happy. but anymore life just sucks. always alone always feeling like im ready to brake down in tears. but u know what everyone life sucks. so what do i do i think of the very few times i was happy and try to play them over and over again in my head just trying to make it though the day. today of all days is the worst. so please spear me the Valentines day is the day when love rules load of shit anyone who is single can see that today of all days is just a day to sell candy condoms and flowers. nothing more. if it was full of love and shit i would be smileing right know because

In Loving Memory Of My Dad..
Dad,so many images come to mind whenever I speak your name; It seems without you in my life things have never been the same. What happened to those lazy days when I was just a child; When my life was consumed in you in your love, and in your smile. What happened to all those times when I always looked to you; No matter what happened in my life you could make my gray skies blue. Dad, some days I hear your voice and turn to see your face; Yet in my turning,it seems... the sound has been erased. Dad, who will I turn to for answers when life does not make sense; Who will be there to hold me close when the pieces just don't fit. Dad, if I could turn back time and once more hear your voice; I'd tell you that out of all the dads you would still be my choice. Please always know I love you and no one can take your place; Years may come and go but your memory will never be erased. Today, God, as You are listening in your home above; Would you go and fi

Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can wiggle my ears. 2. I probably spend to much time online. 3. I love to cook. 4. my favorite food is crab legs. 5. I have 3 of the best children in the world. 6. I never finished High School 7. I worry a lot about having mental problems( lol) 8. I've been married for 8 years 9. I have moved so many times in the lat 7 years that I lost count. 10. My family and friends mean the world to me. I tagged Firechief~Mr.Romantic~Always Hope~rob91bob~and badbeats11

Poems
As the day comes, I prepare myself for yet another gift from God. Yet as I ready my arm to work towards the button holes, with lidocaine, saran wrap. Preparing my flesh for the mechanical vampire, who feeds upon the poison of my blood. For the hungry machine who gives me another day in life, removing the toxins from me. Returning the blood to my flesh, cleaned and fresh, in order to live yet another day. Even tho, I am still new to this, I have learned so much from the others, and God Bless the Techs. For now I feel a purpose again, to be around longer and stronger now then before. Even when I was ready to give up, because of the pain, thanks to my Social Worker, Davita and Friends, I now look forward to sit again 3hrs a day and 3 days a week. I know in the end, that I too will be there if not for Davita, Friends, and my Fiance' and kidney idol,Scott, my life would of came to an end. For I am not as one alone, but Davita, Friends and Scott, we ar

Tag You It
1. Even if I dont seem shy, I am 2. I love to flirt 3. I do kickboxing 4. I dont like seafood at all 5. I have a wonderful voice but I have stage fright 6. I am a speed reader, I can read atleast 5 books a day 7. I grew up in a big family 8. I cuss really bad 9. I will tell you the truth even if you dont want to hear it 10. I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME! I am now going to tagg a few other people, please have fun and let me know about you Thank you! slchappell ballsdeep1 proud mommy bova49Bova big poppa j

The Mumm Fubar Killed
its mark nsfw content to assure its not violating anything... please go there and sign to make st patricks day an offical holiday it was a mumm but people get mad and got it killed thank you http://www.proposition317.com/stpats.html http://www.proposition317.com/stpats.html

Happy Hour!
These wonderful people helped me earn my happy hour! Go show them some love! And be sure and level those people up TOMORROW NIGHT @ 11pm Fubar Time (that's 1am Saturday, Central) I am pretty sure I have everyone on here, but if for some reason I don't please let me know and I'll add you! First off, my lovely slave. Often stickied my bully and bombed me more then I bombed myself. Hopeless Romantic @ fubar This lovely lady not only stickied many bulletins, she VIP'd me so I stuck out more! ~Mz Attitude~ @ fubar This wonderful daddy helped me stay sticky! CaTDaddy@ fubar Shadow Levelers and Demon Crew ☺Katie☺@ fubar $ç()øTéR™@ fubar ♪LilBamaGirl♪@ fubar Heretic Goddess@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥@ fubar

Help My Friend !
Help My Friend ..... BomB His Comments on this pic PLEASE ! ! There is some thing Special In It for YOU ! ;) Help My Friend ! ! ! ! ! ! My Friend is in a picture contest ... I need All Friends Help He needs 50,000 Comments ! ! Please come help Me ! ! ! ! BoMb! That Biznitch THiZZLEz ! ! JUST CLICK PICTURE TO COMMENT ! ! ! ! And Whoever helps me will get My New NSFW that i will be posting if he WINS! ! ! So uhh what are you waiting for ? D V . Just click his pic And help him .... He Needs 50,000 comments as many as you could would be awesome ! Slappy THiZZ

Tag Your It-10 Random Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I crochet blankets. I collect shot glasses. I love cobalt blue glass. I have plastic holding my eye in place from getting hit in the face with a hockey puck. My favorite movies are Grease, Dirty Dancing, and The Bodyguard. I have 4 nephews named after states, Dakota, Nevada, Montana, and Arizona. I love log cabin style houses. I must have coffee in the morning to function. Sapphires are this girls best friend not diamonds. My middle name is a shortened version of my grandma's. I tag hotmale biker1 dave frostybuds krazy kfcboi

Happy V-day
I got this from Christine (Cheribaum hugs babe) and I have to share this and I know that the women here will love this and probably use it or have... FLOWERS>>> $20 DINNER>>>>>$70 MOVIES>>>>>$25 DRINKS>>>>$30 HOTEL>>>>>$115-- CHEAP...LOL THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN YOU TELL HIM YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD..........PRICELESS. HAPPY V-DAY

It Never Fails
Everything is going fine today, i woke up in a great mood. Im heading to work at 80 mphs on HWY 225 and bam. My wifes car does a nose dive and parts are flying everywhere. I get the car over to the shoulder. Mind u its rush hour in houston, not good. I see cars behind me swerving behind me, thank God knowone was hit by debree. I get out of my car and see that my tire blow out through my wheelwell and through the fender, taking with it my headlights and wires. My car wont even start...when i see this all i can do is say FUCKKKKK and kick the car. The night is only beginning. The car is still on the side of the highway probally getting broken into. I have a wrecker on the way to pick it up

Think About This.......
Think about this for a min...... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . .

Not Knowing Where To Turn
Today is valentines day, and honestly I have never been a fan. Most of the time I am single but I thought this year would be different, boy was I wrong. I got a text message yesterday from Kortnie, a girl whom I had met through Jerry who was my boyfriend. The text stated that he had been cheating on me, and I felt my heart shatter at the slightest idea of that. He called so I questioned him about it, an immeadiately he got defensive after telling me that it was not true. Then before I knew it he was saying that he would rather end our relationship tghen deal "with this shit" as he put it. And just like that I wasted another year of my life because before I knew it we had hung up and it was over. You see I have not had the best luck with males, there has been only one guy in my past that did not cheat on me, but he abused me verbally and physically. I never really shared this with anyone and now I am sharing this with all of fubar, sheesh what the hell am I thinking?! I guess I just nee

New Holiday
Ok there is a new holiday! Taken from www.steakandbjday.com Ladies you all need to participate! You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now of

Quarantined
Quarantined to all the scars that i've painted black i can try but ill never remember i see you standing, pool of glass, focal points determined, im here at last, see you swimming in that pool of glass, by your mind this light did, leave us seers blinded. PRAY SUCK OUT ALL THE LIFE FROM ME PRAY AND SUCK ALL THE LIFE FROM ME then i might as well, thank my lucky stars........ i am perceiving the severance of reason....cause thoughts are misleading....pick me up and tie me off. i am careening through lives i've been stealing.....the hope is deceiving, unbind my hands n let me go. despite how you see me the lies you are weaving are hopelessly leading us down a path i don't want to know.................. and that i'd of never thought to walk, but i'd crawl..................or limp toward fate. scream out loud and breathe unto me. Then i might as well , thank my lucky stars. I am misleading, i am deceiving, and im unbelieving. reasons for a bitter life. i am c

Introducing My Fu-owner
He is an awesome friend to have, please show him lots of love, he returns it all and then some. Gary, you're a great friend to have. Thank you so much for everything. You RAWK! GARY~rl engaged 2 Christina~shadow leveler~FU OWNED & FUMARRIED TO~¢¾ BooBoo¢¾@ fubar

Wanna Own Me??
Well I guess I finally did it. I must have pissed my husband off real good this time, because he has decided to auction me off to the highest bidder!!!! OoOoOpPpPpPsSsSs LMAO!!!!! I might decide to change what I will do if the price is right. So let the bidding begin!! Here is the link to bid if you want to own me.

A Story From My Bitch
My True Master Written By: Mrs.Tainted Love I was in the library. I was in the middle of a book, alone at my table, no others are really around to make noise or be bothersome in any way. Sighing, I relax into my comfortable wooden chair and continue to read. Suddenly I feel a warm hard hand upon my leg--and as I turn to look a man clad in the purest black looks me into the eyes. We sit there for a few dazzling seconds, my eyes on, in, his deep green ones. I feel as if I am being pulled down, down, down into the depths of darkness. I slowly place the novel on the table, still making eye contact with the stranger, for I am unable to avert my gaze. His skin is pale and his features dark. His cheekbones are strong and high, the silhouette of his skull is visible in his face. His brown hair is straight and falls neatly around his face. Then I realize that his hand is still on my leg, so I watch him stroking now with long fingers and scratching slowly with long perfect nails. Then hi

Married Men
Online Dating: How to Stay Clear of Married Men by Kelli Bailor Online dating can be extremely productive and fun. But there are some men in the online world who choose to use online dating as a mask for their true marital status. It is very easy for one to be dishonest in who they truly are online. In fact, according to MSNBC, research shows that one third of people using online dating services are married! And it doesn’t help when some dating sites out there, like Udate, do not differentiate between divorced and separated, making it even more convenient for a man to lie about his marital status. Most women who use online dating services have more than likely run into a married man sometime in their online dating experience. Many women ask what it is that they need to do to protect them, and to be more alert at identifying married men. While these are not sure-fire ways of deciphering if he is married, here are 11 tips that may assist you in your detection of the married man:

Hiding Under Your Bed!
... if I would get more attention if my profile name were something a little more egotistical, perhaps advertising the dimensions of my penis, or maybe headlining my prowess in bed. Maybe if my name was "GODZILLADONG" or "Big Dick McFuckalotty" or "FUCKSFORDAYS," I'd get more action. I dunno, I always something like that was a touch over-the-top, maybe even juvenile. Whatever.

The Meaning Of Roses
What each rose means........ Red Roses - Love and romance Black Roses - Vengeance Blue Roses - Mystery and intrigue Pink Roses - Gratitude and appreciation Purple Roses - Love at first sight White Roses - Innocence and purity Green Roses - Fertility Yellow Roses - Joy and friendship Lavender Roses - Enchantment Orange Roses - Enthusiasm, passion

Talk About A Bad Valentine's Day
well it was around 6:30 when i got the call from my wife to come over to her mother's house.So i went over and her mom and her had her grandma laying on the floor (my mother in law said they had just got done changing her.my wife's grandma was 81 mind you .well she was laying on a blanket so we all decided to pick her up in the blanket and move her to her bed .well i happened to look down and notice that her chest wasn't moving ,so my wife's mother called the squad.about 20 minutes after the squad got there they took her grandma and my wife came over to me sobbing and saying that her grandma was gone .and as if this wasn't bad enough ,the damn finance company we have our van through decides to call ,and i tried to tell the woman on the other end that we were having a family crisis and she was like "this will only take a few seconds" so i hung up on her ass.well about an hour later someone else from the damn finance company called ,i mean i know we owe them money but damn my wife's gra

Before Its Too Late
I wondered through fiction to look for the truth Buried beneath all the lies And I stood at a distance To feel who you are Hiding myself in your eyes And hold on before it's too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives And the risk that might break you Is the one that would save A life you dont live is still lost So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone And hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives So live like you mean it Love til you feel it It's all that we need in our lives So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who yo

Do You Want Me?
Check out my offer, and come make a bid! Don't forget to rate ME while you're there, as the person who receives the most rates will win 500,000 fubucks! So auctions haven't been going all that well for me so far so this will be the last time I enter an auction...so if you want me ya gotta bid!

A Warning To Everyone.
I'm writing this in the hopes that this message might protect someone from harm. There is a program out there called Hello. It's a picture trading program that allows instant sharing of pictures between people. Now, this might sound real good. I thought it was too. But remember the saying if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is? Well this is the case here. There is a danger in using this program. I didn't see it until the danger was pointed out to me. I didn't see it until it was, and now I can't believe I didn't see it before. The danger is, someone can send you pictures of ANY kind of content without your knowledge or consent, and there isn't anything that can stop them. The danger is trusting someone you don't know. If you start trading pictures with someone you don't know they could mix in anything from pornography to the worst kind of things you never wanted to see, and once its on your computer its too late. Ok, so just delete them you say. Yes, thats exactly wha

Walking For Peace In Israel/palestine
The Israel Palestine Center for Research and Information Walk the Green Line May 29-31, 2008 Help IPCRI mark the 60 Years since the Anniversary of the UN decision to divide Israel and Palestine into two states, with the Green Line serving as the basis for the border between. Walk. Learn. Add your voice to those calling for peace. Two Ways You Can Help! 1. Walk With Us Join us for three days of hiking along the green line. We will be walking important sections of the line, visiting Palestinian and Israeli areas, meeting with politicians from both sides, NGOs and those working for peace. The event is also a fundraiser, with all donations helping support the work of IPCRI. 2. Sponsor a Walker Consider sponsoring someone to walk in your stead. Your donation to IPCRI will help provide an opportunity for others to be involved in this important event. Find someone to sponsor, or let us connect you! What is Walk the Green Line? The purpose of the W

Sighs..
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I'm an amatuer bartender and have more alcohol at home than any one person should but I rarely drink any of it. 2. I collect antique liquor bottles (preferably still sealed). No I don't open or drink them! 3. I am a chronic nailbiter. I don't even realize I'm doing it. I really want to break this habit. 4. I was certain I never wanted children. Fatherhood is the single most important and meaningful thing that has ever happened to me. 5. I have the most adorable little boy you've ever laid your eyes on :-) 6. I'm probably smarter than you think I am. 7. I aim to be the best I can be at what I do. I can't do a mediocre job on something. I'm not afraid of working hard to get the job done right. I think they call that ambition. 8. I've been in a couple of bands. It's v

Blog 1- Voting
Since this is a Presidential election year, there is a high interest in voting. My question is how do you choose which candidate to vote for whether President, Governor, Senator, etc? Do you base your vote on party, issues, or is it more superficial like their hair or if he/she goes on a certain talk show? Do you even vote at all? Do you vote in your state's primary?

Artisty Makeup
I have Artistry makeup for sale. I have the sites listed below. There is also nutritional and fitness products as well etc. If you want to purchase send me an email I will get you signed up as a customer. http://scote.qbeautyzone.com/ http://scote.qhealthzone.com/ http://scote.qhealthbeauty.com

Bbw Goddess Now Owns Me
well as of 2/13/08 i am now owned by bbw goddess she offered me 200k in fubucks and a 3 day blast ,and i offered her graphics tag(tags) of choice (can be custom made for you ) 200-300 pics rated daily all stash rated special tags for both of us (one saying master of and one saying owned by ) forehead salute(see my forehead salute folder )(sfw) willing to add as a friend,and fan and rate profile exclusive help from me with comment bombing in contests honorable mention in a blog in my profile owned by put into my screen name my yahoo screen name

Best Present Ever !!
For those who know me..You know that I am in the military. This June I was looking at having to retire from something that I have truly enjoyed doing for 24 years. The Navy has something that they call(HYT) High Year Tenure. Twenty four years is the maximum amount of time that a Chief Petty Officer can stay around in the Reserves. Well today I received the BEST Valentines Day present that one could ever get. And it was not flowers or candy.The Administration Department of my Reserve Det sent me an email. It was the Navy saying that I can stay in until February 2011. You could have knocked me over with a feather. A very small feather at that! Next project is to buy a house and finish up my Seabee Combat Warfare pin..... And also put a star on the top of my anchor (Senior Chief)!!! Did I say that I LOVE what I do in the Navy ?!?!

To My Friends
Happy Valentines Day to all the ladies..You Special thing you. I hope you got those roses and boxes of candy. Cause you deserved it. Happy Valentines Day. Oh !! And could you rate my birds? And leave comments if you can.

My Fu-wife 'sexymomma2008dancer
'Sexymomma2008Dancer Is My Fu-Wifey abd she is great to me and she is very sexy...to all that dosent know her and does...'Sexymomma2008Dancer is a very sweet person and my feelings for her are threw the roof!!! You brighten up my day babe....hehehe your Fu-Hubby Jason

Females
why is it when females choose someone to be in a relationship with they always go for the dicks. when most of their guy friends that she says are are nice and sweet to them are sitting right next to them. they will always complain about their relationship to them and they always come running to them looking for answers. then they break up with one dick and go after the next one. i mean you have pretty much already seen how great your friend is and how he treats you like the world why not chance it with that guy instead of always bitching and complaining about how horrible your life is because you always hook up with assholes. i guess all im really saying is maybe next time females complain to their male "friends" realize how this guy has been by your side for how ever long you have known him. maybe you should give him a shot at the plate instead of looking for the next asshole to run over your life and make it hell.

The Art Of Kissing On This Day Of Love
Kissing is a delicate art and must be taken slowly with a new partner. A good kisser knows how to pace themselves, has an active imagination, and understands what their partner likes or may not expect, but will enjoy. When kissing, remember the following: never slobber, don't stare, try not to belch, always pay attention with your non-visual senses (touch, hearing, ESP, etc.), and there is no such thing as too slow. If you are unhappy with a kiss then chances are your partner is going to feel the same way. The best thing you can do is relax, and not just in your body, but your face, lips, neck, everywhere. Be relaxed and confident with how you kiss. Let yourself go with the flow of the moment and savour every second of it. While you are kissing, remember to use your hands, nose, and breath to entice your partner's senses. Everyone enjoys being touched anbd caressed while being kissed. Use your hands to gently caress the cheek, the jawbone, the back, arms, and collarbone.

Friggin Tagged.. Thanx
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. Je parle francais.. voulez vous couche avec moi? lol i can speak french with random stupid phrases that are absoultely useless.. yes i am french in heritage if you only knew my last name you would understand. 2. a wierd habit i have is when i'm bored i randomly take semi naughty pics on my web cam. 3. I am a mother to a handsome lil boy. 4. I learned to speak out of my home state california when i was little and got thrown into speach class because they said i talk funny.. thanks to the state of illinois for that experience. 5. despite what you may think about me from my pictures on here I am a very shy person in life. It takes awhile for me to break out of my shell with people but when i do look out lol.. i'm a little crazy and tend to lean on the smartass side after that. 6.

Rant
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm so sick of hypocrites and stupid people i'm just sick of fucking everyone right now. what the fuck goes on inside the brains of all the fucking idiots around me??? nothing because their fucking idiots! i'm so fucking tired of this town and all the sun fried brain dead morons! god if only i could get permit to weed out the population.... i know i piss people off i mean im an asshole but most of the time they ask for it! so when im done cleaning out the rejects and someone feels that i should be included fine go ahead i done care fuck it the idiots i missed will just repopulate anyways. fuck it no one cares what i think anyway its all a waste of time and effort because no one takes the advice they ask for so im done

Valentine's Day 2008
First, I would like to apologize to those friends that have stopped by and left comments today. I am very sorry that I have not been able to reply to your comments yet. It has been a strange and unbelievable Valentine's Day, to say the very least. It started with me taking the day off from work to take my youngest daughter (17) to the Doctor to determine if she had an infectious disease. Last week she had terrible headaches and a fever and her primary Doctor could not determine what was wrong with her. Actually, by today, she was back to normal and the specialist we saw said that she did not have anything abormal and that unless she had the headaches again, she should be fine. With that, she and I went home and then she left to go to school. Unfortunately she did not go to school, she and her best friend decided to cut classes for the day. This has been a big issue lately and she has been on restriction 3 times in the last three months due to this. Well, it has been raining

Friends / Fans List
just to let everyone know i'm not adding or fanning anyone unless they are willing to talk ..we are here to make friends and to chat with other people and everytime i try to say hi to someone or chat with some people i get ignored ( not by all and you know who you are ) i'm sorry if this pisses alot of people off but it's been bugging me for a while and i finally had t osay something .. so if you wanna talk to me fine then add away, but if your just doing it for the points then don't bother

Tag Ur It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.i am real shy in person 2.i am an only child 3. i had steven spielerg record me doin some of my many voices 4. i got kicked out of high school for doin $15,000.00 worth of damage to the football field with my old 4x4 5. i had sex in the baptismal tub during a church service ( yes im goin to hell ) 6. i can look at almost any car and tell you exactly what it is , year , make , model and all the performance stats 7. my bro is a better drummer then me but yet i can teach him the things he needs to know about bein a better drummer 8. everyone bitches about the snow and cold weather but yet i miss it and want to be in it 9.

Twatwaffle Defined
1. Twatwaffle (twat-wah-full): n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others. n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b. v.1 To ban; to totally pwn. 2. Twatwaffle Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea. 3. Twatwaffle The twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around in rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Twatwaffles are often used by businesswomen like magic carpets to fly them to work. Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset to the team." If a man touches a twatwaffle his genitals will shrivel and drop off into the snow, lost to him forever. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky you can often find them digging around in medical waste and pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine. 4. Twatwaffle 1- loose nasty dirty hairy vagina 2- a whores vagina infected with std's, hardcore std'

V-day
Being by yourself in iraq on V-day has to be one of the hard days of the year.... But i have been thur 5 of them out here... It is totaly funny what we go threw but to put me in a better mood i would love to hear ppl tell me how there day went and i truly hope it went great so tell away

Pussy
now im often subject to self introspective moods and i was starting to think here lately that my addiction to sex was because of pussy. I am a sex addict but im not gay i don't blow ppl just to blow them. i think its all cause of pussy. i just get too damn excited when its present. the tast, look, feel, smell, sight of it just seems to be the root of a good chunk of my problems. when you meet a girl, it can be a friendly chit chat and what not i'm sure, but all i think about is what their pussy tastes like. how they shake and moan when their legs r wrapped around my head. sex is just fun and dandy, but trully pussy is the whole reason i exsist. they all look different, but simaller. most taste oh so sweet and just look so divine. now because of my problems i've encountered so many things that r just not visually appealling, but for pussy i'll just put up with them. i learned about so many different STD's because of my fetish [and i do mean fetish, as in i can't get off unless pussy i

Life
Forgiveness Everyone has always told me I have to forgive people in my past and let go to be able to get on with my live and have healthy happy relationships. how do you do that? how do you forgive someone who always let you down. who constantly berated you and put you down. who never protected you from the outside world. someone who was supposed to love you unconditionally and never did. I did everything they ever asked of me., either to please them, hoping it would make them love me just a little, or out of fear. but it never was good enough. so I left, with anger, bitterness, and hatred in my heart for them, the little girl in me wishing them a lonely old live full of pain, planning on never seeing them again. Four weeks ago my Daddy passed away, and I was had to face my mother again. I went with expectations I shouldn't have had. Hoping for answers I know now I will never get. Even though my mother is in a convalescent home having suffered possibly dozens of strokes, has lim

Post Valentines Day
Just would like to thank my special friends for the wonderful gifts..and comments I got yesterday. I know some.. don't care for the day and want to be scrooges..but its all what you make of the day. Even if your lonely and have no one.. fubar is a great place to get some of that special attention. Anyways, for those who hate it.. the day is finally over. You all are great...hugs ...nikki

Vietnam Memorial Wall Defaced This Weekend (september 7-9, 2007)
..>..> Mrs. Trooprally called me this evening to tell me that she and her husband, as well as Concretebob, saw damage along almost the entire length of the Vietnam Memorial Wall. They found this damage this morning, when they walked through the area before participating in the September 11th Freedom Walk. Concretebob was told by a National Park Service employee that the damage was done on Friday night. There was no police report taken or written about the vandalism, apparently. And the damage was still very much there today. Here are a few of the photos that Mrs. Trooprally took this morning... This first one is not so noticeable, but as they walked into the center, it got worse. It looks like the person who did this walked along The Wall with some type of container, perhaps hidden at their side so that they could squirt the oily substance without being caught in the act. The names along the lower part of The Wall appea

Tag Ur It!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I'M THE ONLY CHILD FROM MY DAD 2.I'M A SHY PERSON UNTIL I GET TO KNOW YOU THEN YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. 3.I ENJOY PLAYING PS2 WITH MY NEPHEW DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GAME AS LONG AS HE'S HAPPY IM HAPPY. 4.I WAS BORN IN NH BUT GREW UP IN FLORIDA. 6.I LOVE TO SNOWBOARD BUT HATE THE SNOW. 7.I RECENTLY STARTED DJING ONLINE AND I LOVE IT. 8.EVEN THOUGH THE PEOPLE I TALK TO ONLINE ARENT MY FAMILY I CONSIDER THEM MY FAMILY.... ESPECIALLY EVERY ONE FROM DIRTY DEEDS RADIO. 9.I'VE BEEN TO 48 STATES I HAVE SPOONS TO PROVE IT.MY DAD USE TO BUILD AND REMODEL HOTELS SO WE GOT TO TRAVEL WITH HIM. 10.I LOVE MY FAMILY I AM VERY CLOSE TO THEM BUT I AM READY TO

Feb Contest
=== 'D-ROCK' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-15 05:50:31'.. > > > > I am in a contest stop by and leave me a rate and a few comments. Rates are worth five points so all rates are great.. It only takes a couple seconds to do. Click the picture below it will take ya where ya need to be.. muah > > > > > > > > (repost of original by 'Fre¥a ♥ Evil's Pet ♥ Ser Promoter' on '2008-02-15 05:40:58') > > thanks to freya for all your help!!

Tag Your It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I spent most of my life living overseas 2.I speak German 3.i am to this day afraid of the dark!! 4.I'm really bad at math..no really bad!! 5.I have ocd..I have a certain place for everything and when moved I get out of control!! (jr find this funny and likes to move shit around) 6.I've had a blood transfusion 7.I've been married twice. 8.I'm a recovering drug addict. 9.I have panic attacks when in a big crowed. 10.I eat mayo on my fries and put ketchup on EVERYTHING els!! (wow after reading this I think I might be a mess!! lol) who gets this, dj nilla sweetiepie trish lacey dj tazman

Just Remember
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: CHIQUITA Date: Feb 14, 2008 1:52 PM : //kay..tee....Date: Feb 13, 2008 9:37 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BenDate: Feb 13, 2008 6:13 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: JordanDate: Feb 13, 2008 3:58 PMTurn up your volume too theres a song!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how h

My Love
I have this urge to write/type. I haven't had it in a very very long time. So I'm sitting here trying to think about what it is that i want to write/type. Theres only one thing on my mind right now and thats him. It's an amazing and scary thing to have someone just come into your life and steal your heart without you even knowing it. Then the reality hits you and you have one of those "holy shit I'm in love...how the fuck did that happen" moments. I've pretty much given up on even looking for a guy because they all turn out to be douche bags, stalkers, and/or losers. The whole thing started off as a joke and somehow turned into something more then that. He's quickly become one of the greatest people in my life. He's one of the few people that asks about whats going on in my life. When theres something wrong he helps me make sense of it. When I'm upset he calms me. He doesn't let me run away from anything. Instead he works through it with me. He's always on my mind. He makes me smile al

Friends Without Faces
Friends without Faces: We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens We all have to wonder, what this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, through the rooms in a maze Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - but - why we don't know But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, we can be so bold Telling our secrets, that have never been told. Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, as though we were blind. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell. We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must

Tag You It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.i am real shy in person, but outgoing online 2. i am a overachiever at somethings 3. i love going for walks in cemeteries 4. i seem to make friends with girls easier than guys 5. i am the oldest of 3 6. i have a birth defect on my right ear, so im partially deaf 7. i play drums and bass guitar 8. my wife is my best friend 9.im moody but put a front on to cover it 10.i have my family traced back to the 1400's and have found over 14,000 indivuals Ok now who gets this torture: DJ nilla sweetiepie steffi dj mofo russ

Tag Ur It
TAG YOU'RE IT !!!!! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I'M A HUG NIKKI SIXX FAN....LIKE U COULDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT BY LOOKIN' AT MAH PAGE...LOL 2. I SPEAK, READ AND WRITE FLUENT GERMAN...YAY ME...WHATEVA 3. I'M A REGISTERED NURSE AND ABSOLUTELY LUV MY JOB 4. I LIVE IN THE SOUTH, DRIVE A BIG ASS TRUCK, BUT AM PROLLY THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS ROCK N' ROLL BLASTIN 24/7 WHILE DRIVING 5. I'M A HUGE ADVOCATE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS 6. I HAVE 3 HORSES, 2 GREAT DANES, 2 CATS, A MINIATURE PINCHER, BIRDS, FISH AND A HAMSTER...YES...I LIVE IN A ZOO 7. HMMM...WHAT ELSE.... 8. I LOVE TO READ 9. FAVORITE SHOWS....CSI VEGAS, GREYS ANATOMY, 48 HOURS 10. MY

Please Stop By....
please stop by and check it out and join if yah like.. its my new lounge, never had one b4.. i think its pretty cool.. if it wasnt for brett i would be no where.... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55057

Please Help Me Welcome My New Friend To Fubar!
All right - This is a new friend of mine, he is funny as hell if you can't tell by his name! Yea, it is what it is... He's a trip and just this morning I told him if he was gonna say that to me he better bring me some KY so I can go Phu-K myself while I am at it. He does have a spicy attitude and if you like me, then you'll like him too! So, anyway - please help me welcome my new friend to Fubar - he asked me for help and I figured what a better way to not only stand beside my fellow soldier but show him how much I appreciate him by dedicating this blog to him and trying to help him boost in the Fubar... Someone buy him a drink, add, fan, and rate him - get to know him... He rocks!! HOOAH!!! He is currently stationed in Iraq - ya'll he needs support from home - he does have mine! Phu-Q@ fubar Welcome Phu-Q enjoy your time at fubar! ¢¾ Sussie

Wanna Own Me....
HzlEydBunnie offers: 1.all pics rated, all 11s for the day 2.a salute from me 3.comment daily on ur page 4.added to my yahoo and family 5.your name on mine as owned by 6.1 clean cam session and 1 clean phone call Bids are open!!!!! Just copy and paste to see and to make ur offer! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=951274&albumid=851191&i=2168342244&idx=11

Five Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gow

Just Me
hi never sure what to put ere so il make it short, im 44 blue eyes dark hair and straight like most things in life, im a 1963 model slightly rusty around the edges but good body work, been let down by previous owners, got a good couple of miles to go yet!!! lol,lol, just ere to my friends, and someone who can teach me the basics on this site, look 4wrd in chatting to you tke care friendly faces and sexy ladies xx gary

Havent Been On Since Tuesday
I been offline since tuesday.Took a break and all.. When i return this is what i find in my SB.. HOW CHILDISH COMING FROM A 40YRO CANADIAN .ÿ3A...: LOSER .ÿ3A...: bitch .ÿ3A...: ur blocked since u dont know how to answer back..gd bye .ÿ3A...: u answer me now im talkin to u if u dont ill block ur damn ass .ÿ3A...: get off my fan list now i dont like bein fkn ignored bye. .ÿ3A...: im takin u off right now.. dont bother talkin to me again bye. .ÿ3A...: ok u can delete me now. since ur toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy to answer me back bye..

Be Mine
Be Mine I thought long and hard of what I'd write in this card. You already know how I feel I told you in "Seal the Deal". Things going the way they are I know you and I will go far. When we met I held back my desire now I feel it raging like a burning fire. So much to say in so little space I wish I could say this to your face. Sometimes the words just won't come I try and try and get none. Other times I feel inspired it's almost like I'm wired. Before you it had been awhile since I wrote anything in this style. Now that I have you I know exactly what to do. It's so easy to see all I've got to do is be me. No other person would ever do all I want is to be with you. I hope you take this as a sign I want you always to be mine. Be my Valentine! Written by: Michael Garcia For: My special someone

Seal The Deal
SEAL THE DEAL We are off to an amazing start. You know now You will always have my heart. When I think of you I feel ten feet tall. Trust in me I'll never let you fall Nothing or no one can change my mind. Our past is just that we'll leave it behind. One day you wont have to wonder. My love is stronger than all the thunder. Temptation to stray is always there. But, whats important is that I dont care. You are the only one for me. Not being there for you I don't ever see. I can tell you love me very much. I can see it every time we touch. I wish I could show you how I truely feel. Maybe someday I'll seal the deal. I love you!!!! Written by: Michael Garcia For: My special someone

My List
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.i love hanging with my kids there my world and my life and always comes first 2. i would love to go to a nase car race just one time 3.always wanted to fly a jet to to feel the rush flying over the ocean 4.my pet peeve is people talking on cell phones while driving i hate that with a passion 5.i have a habit of chewing gum while im driving never fails just gotta have it 6. i love to act crazy in front of my kids to get a reaction the facial expression r to funny 7.i think some of the gifts on fubar are stupid like the candle what the hell??????? is it scented or what 8.i refuse to get old not happening just dont feel

Disintegration
This morning I made the call The one that ends it all Hanging up, I wanted to cry But dammit, this wells gone dry Not for the money, not for the fame Not for the power, just no more games But now I'm safe in the eye of the tornado I cant replace the lies, that let a 1000 days go No more living trapped inside In her way I'll surely die In the eye of the tornado, blow me away You'll grow to loathe my name You'll hate me just the same You wont need your breath And soon you'll meet your death Not from the years, not from the use Not from the tears, just self abuse Who's to say, whats for me to say...be...do Cause a big nothing it'll be for me The land of opportunity The golden chance for me My future looks so bright Now I think I've seen the light Cant say whats on my mind Cant do what I really feel In this bed I made for me Is where I sleep, I really feel I warn you of the fate Proven true to late Your tongue twist perverse Come drink now of this curse

Honesty On This Site!!! Where Is It At????
what is the deal with all the people on this site why do they have the numbers 1--9 on any of the rates if everyone is so stuck up that they exspect you to rate them a 10 or dont even come by there page or is everyone on this site exspect you to lie about what you are rating the people on this site are becoming so sad its to a point that its not being nice anymore to try not to hurt anyones fealings but yet exspected of everyone come on people wake up and come back down to earth from your cloud please leave comments and repost

Momma
COME CHECK OUT THE WONDERFUL N ADORABLE DJ MOMMA SHE ROCKS MY WORLD IN SO MANY WAYS HOPEFULLY YOU ALL WILL SEE N ENJOY HER AS WELL PLEASE STOP BY HER PAGE AND FAN/ADD/RATE HER SHE NOT ONLY OWNS MY HEART BUT ME AS WELL DJ MOMMA SHE HAS DONE MORE FOR ME N ALOT OF OTHERS THAT CAN'T BE EXPRESSED IN WORDS I WISH I COULD EXPLAIN IT ALL BUT IT WOULD TAKE HOURS N PAGES JUST TRUST ME

Created By A Friend Of Mine
I POSTED A BLOG OF A MAN WHO IS A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER ON HERE. HIS TWO OTHER ACCOUNTS WERE DELETED BECAUSE HE IS ONE.. WELL HE IS NOW BACK ON HERE CAUSING PROBLEMS FOR A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE ON HERE. SHE USED TO BE WITH HIM A YEAR AND HALF AGO. SHE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT HIS PAST.. WELL TALENTED TONGUE NOW HAS PICS OF HER AND HER FAMILY AND HER NOW DECEASED DAUGHTER.HE IS PUTTING THEM ON AS HIS PROFILE PIC..HE HAS NO RIGHT TO HAVE HER AND HER KIDS PICS ON THERE AS THEY ARE NOT HIS FAMILY. SHE DOESNT KNOW WHERE TO TURN TO , TO GET HELP. AND SHE JUST RECENTLY LOST HER SON TO SUDICDE.AND SHE IS AFRAID HE IS GOING TO USE THOSE PICS TOO. SHE IS BESIDE HERSELF AND SCARED OF WHAT HE MIGHT DO TO HER ON HER HER NAME IS PRINCESS PUNKASS.AND HE IS TRYING TO HURT HER ANYWAY HE CAN. I KNOW ALOT OF U HAVE PICS OF UR KIDS ON HERE. AND HE IS A KNOWN CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER I DONT THINK U WANT HIM GOING INTO UR ALBUMS AND LOOKING AT UR KIDS..THINK ABOUT IT.. HE DOESNT NEED TO BE ON HERE T

For All My Brothers And Me
>You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.

Blocked User
Arguement ensured.Lord Wolf was removed from her Givaway he had no clue that Givaways exspire he was pissed she removed him. So the Bitch Blocked him.Thankful for stealth.got her link here it is.an he says don't give a Fuckin Rats Ass who Hates me for this.I Show Love to others on a Daily Basis. Unfortunately he personally can't Bomb any contest that she holds.An Hopefully no Wolves of Wiccan or Spirit Warriors Levelers enter her events either because u'll be up shit Creek without a damn paddle. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Soon only Rich Stuck Up Individuals will be here on Fubar.Money Talks others Walk.or Deleted

Darksoul's Darkheart
EXOTIC THOUGHTS † ITS A NIGHT OF DARKNESS WOLVES VENT THEIR PAIN, THE DARK ONE RISES. MIST STALKS HER FROM BEHIND. AN ETERNAL DESIRE, HER BLACK HAIR CASCADES OVER HER PALE SHOULDERS AND HER FULL BLOOD LIPS PART SLIGHTLY TO TASTE THE BLOOD STREAMING FROM THE PALE FLESH BENEATH HER. A NIGHT OF ECSTASY BEGINS , ITS WHAT I THIRT †

R.i.p Dad
Mr. Willie B. Green August 8, 1930 - February 14, 2008 Visitation: Monday, February 18, 2008 from 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. at Cox Funeral Home Funeral service: Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 2:00 p.m. at Cox Funeral Home Chapel

Pain.....and ...pins
WHEN I HEAR MY KIDS ARE IN PAIN...MY HEART GOES IN SAIN.... WHEN I HEAR MY KIDS CRY... MY HEART RIPS IN SIDE....... PINS AND PAIN..... I BREAK IN PAIN..... KIDS ARE GETTING TORCHED I SHREAD IN TEARS... PINS AND PAIN.... ATTENTION R NOT MY HEART GOES IN SAIN... MY PAIN IN SIDE ARE STRESSES TO THE MAX... PINS AND PAIN.... KIDS HAVE THAT MUCH PAIN INSIDE... PAIN TO HURT THEM SELVES CRY OUT..... PINS AND PAIN....

Just For You
Just For You by: Deborah A. Boyd When I first met you Who would of known How much my love for you Would of grown As each day passes It amazes me still That my love for you Is what I feel I give you my heart So freely my dear But please be careful For it's full of fear I promise you this That's all I can do I will always be there With my love so true

Special World
A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Show This Guy Some Love
Fubby to the beautiful Deb **I Love you baby** xx@ fubar I came across this guys page a few weeks ago and I just wanted to share him with everyone. His name is Ross and he has terminal cancer. He's only got a limited time on this world but after reading his page and his blogs, I'm inspired by how he deals with it. He's in love with a woman called Deb and he shows it in everything he says. He's not afraid to tell her how he feels and he honestly seems like one of the nicest people around. I just want to ask anyone who reads this to go over to his page and have a read. This guy is a REAL man. Thanks everyone xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ways To Piss Off A Librarian...
Originally posted on my myspace page, but why deprive the good ppl of fubar the chance to hear from a smart-ass librarian? 1) Peck at the keyboard when you are sending an email when it's closing time. Nothing finishes a day like a person who can't type. 2)Ask questions about a copier that has 4 buttons with instructions written on top of the scanner. 3)Bring in your guitar when you're looking up guitar rifts so you can practice your coolness in a library setting 4)If you don't know what Internet Explorer or a search engine is stay away from the computers. 5)Tell us that we need to update our browser system because you don't know the perameters of the new system we installed. Then suggest that we have power over what is approved for our systems. 6)Ask me if I work there when you don't know your way around a two wing library. 7)Ask me if I have graduated high school. 8)Use our bathrooms but convienently forget to flush the toilet, have projectile poo, or stuff