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Sick And Tired
thats right i am sick and tired of hearing all the lazy no good people that talk shit about the military and say shit like thank god for IEDS.to all you people you can kiss my ass and when you get the ballz to do something for your country then you can talk shit.to the guys and girls still over there be safe keep your head down and keep kicking ass.

Thanks For Everything
Thank you all so very much for allowing me to be part of your online experience. Fubar at one point was a major part of my life last year being away from my family and twins. I am back home now and it is time for me to get my life together. I thank you all for your friendships. I wish you all well in life. Thank You!!! Yes I will be deleting this account..... B.E.P. Antonio Special Thanks go out to this woman right here, for helping me through my hardest times. Amelia ~Real Life Girlfriend & Fu Wifey to BrownEyedPapi~@ fubar

Fool Me Once Shame On You, Fool Me Twice(or More) Shame Shame On You.
No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.Sadness is a part of our existence. You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. It is when you are feeling sad that you develop new insight about yourself.I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken -- and I'd rather remember it as it WAS when it was at it's best than mend it and see the broken pieces and pretend its good again. You can't go back. No matter how hard you try.If you've made someone sad, they may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. It's a powerful thing, these"emotions" of sadness, especially when it's attached to someone or being with someone. However the most important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there s

Behind Those Eyes
You said "I got something to say" Then you got that look in your eye "There is something you've got to know" You said it as you started to cry "I've been down the wrong road tonight And I swear I'll never go there again" Ive seen this face once before And I don't think I can do this again Theres something I cant see There's something different in the way you smile Behind those eyes you lie And theres nothing I can say Cause im never gonna change your mind Behind those eyes you hide As you turned to walk away I saw another look in your eye And even though it hurt like it did I couldn't let this be your goodbye. You say that you're sorry And you say now that it hurts you the same Is there something here to believe Or is it just another part of the game? Theres something I cant see Something living in the way you smile Behind those eyes you lie And theres nothing I can say Cause im never gonna change your mind Behind those eyes you hide Ohh yeah

Kole's Auction
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Will Spank For Your Spanks! (4/25 Only)
Have any of those Spanks from Heartistic Soul's Contest? I want them and I'm willing to spank your page for them. It's real simple. Email Heartistic Soul and tell her you want your spanks given to me (include my name aGEM4life AND my ID#526822). In return and to show my appreciation I will SPANK your profile by rating ALL your pics during HappyHour (once I receive confirmation from Heartistic Soul). Thanks in advance! **hugs** Donna aka GEM Heartistic Souls Profile

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died." The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.'' The brother thought about it and apologized. "So how's Mom?" asked the man. "She's on the roof and won't come down."

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Otis Redding By Everclear
Do you remember when we were hungry? Do you remember when we were cold? Do you remember when we were happy? Do you remember? do you remember? Do you remember when we were lucky? We were livin the life almost every night I would wrap you in my thin white arms Sit and watch the stars glide Yeah, do you remember when we were the losers? Do you remember when we were the lame? Do you remember when we were the lepers? Do you remember? do you remember? Do you remember when we were strung out? Eatin top ramen, macaroni and cheese We would get so lost in that basement room Let the otis redding sing us to sleep I wish I had one more life I dont wanna be wasted I dont wanna live inside this daydream anymore I just wanna be happy again I dont wanna be wasted, I dont wanna be blind I dont wanna be wasted I dont wanna live inside this daydream anymore I just wanna be happy again I dont wanna be wasted, I dont wanna be (blind) I dont wanna be wasted, I dont wanna be

I Am Unbreakable
Where are the people that accused me? The ones who beat me down and bruised me They hide just out of sight Can't face me in the light They'll return but I'll be stronger God, I want to dream again Take me where I've never been I want to go there This time I'm not scared Now I am unbreakable It's unmistakable No one can touch me Nothing can stop me Sometimes it's hard to just keep going But faith is moving without knowing Can I trust what I can't see To reach my destiny I want to take control But I know better God, I want to dream again Take me where I've never been I want to go there This time I'm not scared Now I am unbreakable It's unmistakable No one can touch me Nothing can stop me Forget the fear it's just a crutch That tries to hold you back And turn your dreams to dust All you need to do is just... TRUST!!! God, I want to dream again Take me where I've never been I want to go there This time I'm not scared Now I

Hey
If U love me................leave me a message If U like me.................leave a comment If U wanna date me....... leave your number If U wanna marry me....leave a "will you marry me?" message If U think i'm cute.................leave a comment on one of my pics If U wanna make out with me...................tell me in a message If U care about me ....................leave a caring message If U hate me ....................Tell me in my face!!!Bitch or leave a message If U think im sexy....................leave a comment on my default pic

Out Of My Depth-everclear
Out of my depth Lost in the air Falling faster Like a broken elevator Out of my depth Lost in the dark Waiting for the other shoe To come down hard I cannot communicate Like I wish I could I do not deal with my problems Like I know I should I am out of my depth I am out of my league Watching everything...just Slip away from me Something bad is going to happen I can feel it deep inside There are shadows all around me Like a bad moon on the rise I am in over my head I am in too deep here over my head I guess I should keep my opinions to myself I guess I am out of my depth Out of my depth Right from the start I feel like I was born With an invisible heart Out of my depth Seems like everyday I can't find the words To make the good things Come my way I feel like I am faking it I feel like I am wrong I feel like I'm a guest ...like I just do not belong I am out of my depth Every single day I just cannot find the words To mak

My Website
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Prayers Are Needed
I just got off the phone...found out one of my dearest friends who is more like a sister....has got breast cancer. Please keep her in your thoughts & prayers....her name is Nettie. I would appreciate it with all my heart. Loey

Lifes A Bitch
lifes a bitch,always fucking up always going bad sometimes i just want to fall in a black hole and die to never come out, never be sean again. but i guess im destend for that sort of pain to day isnt the best for me..a day ill alway hold dear... but now thats gone,,i ask when will it all end. when i fall in that black hole when i die..well im close let me tell ya...thats why lifes a bitch....

Shadow Levelers Rock!!!
I want to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart for all of the love shown to me Wed. & Thur during my pimpout. You guys are amazing. I was speechless from all the love you showed me. Thank you, thank you, thank you! ~Deb~

Improving Image
Not long ago our government issued a tender for international marketing agencies to help change and improve the image of Serbia in the world."Image, what an ugly word!", Zuko Dzumhur used to say."What have they made of the beautiful French word image..." In a fit of contrariness, he would use the similar Turkish word"amidz" instead of "image". The most well-known international agencies put in proposal for the tender;for one milion euros they were to create a campaign that would change our image in the world.A million euros is no small amount!Teams of experts got together, all of them comprised of young, elegant Anglos with diplomas from the world,s famous universities and with all of their teeth in their head.They are efficient, productive and they all have same "Samsonsite" luggage with the same contents inside the luggage and inside their minds.We kindly ask that you turn off your cell phones before the meeting. Thank you! And so, the action begins.An art director with a shaved hea

Single Mothers
You know... I've noticed that there are a lot of single mothers out there... A LOT A LOT! Most of these women are really awesome people... It got me wondering why the hell it's like this nowadays... It's actually starting to piss me off a bit. I'm of course excluding the widowed mothers. My heart goes out to them and all single mothers who are out there struggling for their children. But WHY are these guys who are bringing these children into the world such PUSSIES! Ok, maybe some women chose it even though the guy wanted to be there or maybe even the guy was an abusive asshole who needed to be dropped (not even going to go there), but what of the guys who ran out. You guys who ran, you're all fags! Be a REAL MAN and raise your children. Actually, maybe it may not be a good idea since you're probably STILL children mentally. I'll cut a tiny bit of slack to the guys who were just afraid, but fuck, you want to act foolish and have premarital sex, you should know it's a huge factor. I

A Diary Of Text Messages
*Also posted on Myspace* I poured my heart out in these texts but it had to be said. I'm tired of him, and just men period that think of me as an option. They dont want to be alone, so they think "oh well I will just settle for Shawna". Lord knows, I made him a priority for 6.5 yrs but no more. I can't do it. I have too much self respect and I know I deserve better than what I'm getting. I will find it one day and it is going to be the love that lasts a lifetime.

My Life
I got girl friend she is so nice i care about her alot!!! I enjoy talk to her and spending all the time i can with her!!! Plus i been talk with with for about a months she is alot differnce anyone i have ever been with in my life!!! She works and plus we are talk about me going to see her and she will come see me too!!! I love you Jane

Graphics
Hey Everyone, Some of you on my friends list have not seen that I do some graphics and I would like you to come check them out. I am going to post ones that I think are some of the best ones I have done if you like them please come leave a comment on them. I am not looking for points I just would like some feedback on my work. Click the ones you like it will take you directly to the pic. This is Just a Sample, there are a lot more some come take a look. Clack Here To See All The Pics

Issues
I wanna wake up I've been walking in my sleep to long Wake up So sick of dreaming I wanna slow down I wanna be part of what is happening around me Without breathing Without feeling Without screaming So I'm leaving I'm unconsciously unconscious Why am I filled with hate? I'd like to blame my parents I'm sure you'd do the same Swallow the hurt Spit out the jerk that's to afraid I turn the page To a chapter that they thought was just a phase But it consumed me You're right I am a failure And when my life turns to shit It won't have anything to do with the fact that it's all you ever taught me how to do So you can relax! Without feeling Without breathing Now I'm leaving I'm unconsciously unconscious Why am I filled with hate? I'd like to blame my parents I'm sure you'd do the same Swallow the hurt Spit out the jerk that's to afraid Turn the page I've been hiding, Drowning, I've been running, Starving, I've been feeling nothing I'm

Wow It's Been Awhile Since I Have Done 1 Of These..
Hey everyone just wanted to put some shit in here..Well I finaly found the perfect derby..The junk yard called and I went to get it..It a 1982 caddilac limo..Now if that don't take a beatin I don't know what will..Pic's to come soon of it and the new harley.. Later all..Love ya'll EJ.. ,,!,, hater's

Dreams
Bonded by Love ......................................... What is it about you that makes me feel weak. and gives me goose bumps whenever you speak? Why does the sight of you fill me with pleasure? Like a spotlight that shines on a glorious treasure. - Are you so different from others i've known? What qualities do you have that are yours alone? What can it be that fills up my heart? And makes me feel lost whenever we part? -- Theres no easy answer for this marvelous bliss, For the wonder i feel whenever we kiss. For the fire that rages at the touch of you skin. For the way my heart pounds for you way deep within? --- It must be the power of love that i feel. That ties me in bonds that seem strong as steel. I could fight to get loose,but I'd rather give in. To stay trapped by your charms is how I will win. ---- Roger.M. 12/14/006 copyright/pl4-1328-0431/07

Poetry
In a starry sky I call out for you, hoping you hear my prayer, Hoping your staring at the same celestial sky, Wanting to feel you there. Dreaming of a new life, I see a falling star, I close my eyes and make my wish, That distance wasn't so far. I pray that angel wings will carry you, As I wait with my arms wide open, Until then I'll hold you in a special place in my heart, Until we can be together again. I know that love will bind us together, In a circle that has no end, Until that circle is completed to a heart, I will wait for my life to begin.

First Day.
Today will be a smoke free day.I am so tempted to call the bank and transfer money onto my other bank card so I can go buy cigarettes right now but I really want to stop.I have waisted enough money on cigarettes. I have been a lil stressed lately . life can be stressful At times,And its one of those times for me a stressful time. But That should be no reason for me to light up again. Is it true that when you quit,You gain some weight? Im actaully thinking about getting Into A support group for smokers,who want to quit,Im so damn sick and tired of smoking packs and packs everyday its starting to get out of control ,Its draining my bank account,I like smoke 2 packs a day. I used to smoke because I thought It made me look cool, But In all reality It dosent make me look cool at all. Its goona be rough not smoking but I guess i will stay away from smokers for right now a nd just keep myself occupied so i wont think about smoking,I guess Im going to have to learn How to deal with stress be

Ugh
Okay, some people are rude when it comes to comments on mumms, I made two mumms last night about the WWE Pay Per View on Sunday. I get one rude comment after another, if they don't like WWE why bother commenting or voting. All the people who made rude and bad comments were blocked because I got sick of it. So I'm going to take a break from making mumms because everytime I do, I get stupid rude comments. I know WWE is all storylined and everything and I am not stupid and I'm not a dumb person. Just wanted to see everyone's opinion, not one rude comment after another. I'm tired of it.

Thoughts 33
Well, it is almost the witching hour at my house. That time of the day when my boys get home from school and the fights begin. At least it is Friday! It has been a bit of a long week for me. My friend and her son here, a memorial, driving all day Wednesday and just about being bored to tears and then fighting with Anthony yesterday and this morning! I need a drink. A drink and relax. I wish it was somewhat warmer outside so that I could have my drink poolside. It has been cold this last week. Not normal weather for us at all. I teased my friend and told her she brought it with her from Seattle! Burr. I am ready to start laying out in my pool naked! Getting that all over glow. Only...we have new neighbors that bought the house next door and they are fixing it up. I don't want to scare them if they are up on a latter or on their roof! Oh my. I would be embarrassed to say the least. This weekend should be a quiet one. Nothing planned. Our daughter is moving out

Please Help Me Win A Happy Hour
I've entered into my first ever contest and I need YOUR help in order to win START DATE will be Friday 25th April 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! I need to be the FIRST one to have 50,000 comments on my picture in tra71 (W.I.S.E UK Friend, UK Leveller & Rising Stars)@ fubar album to win a happy hour on her!!! The END DATE for the contest will be Friday 30th May 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! So please for the luv of me...giggles...help me out thanks bunches

Proudest Monkey
Proudest Monkey Swing in this tree Oh I am bounce around so well Branch to branch, limb to limb you see All in a day's dream I'm stuck Like the other monkeys here I am a humble monkey Sitting up in here again But then came the day I climbed out of these safe limbs Ventured away Walking tall, head high up and singing I went to the city Car horns, corners and the gritty Now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen Monkey see, monkey do Then comes the day Staring at myself I turn to question me I wonder do I want the simple, simple life that I once lived in well Oh things were quiet then In a way they were the better days But now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen Monkey see, monkey do Monkey see, monkey do Dave Matthews

Bomb Me!!!!!!! Plz If Ya Luv Me
Please help Diva Cinda win her first HAPPY HOUR. She has one month to be the frist to get 50,000 comments. LETS SHOW HER SUM MAD DIVA LOVE!! Thanks and PLZ REPOST!! Peace&Love MsMaine Click the picture below and BOMBS AWAY!!!! (repost of original by 'Ms.Maine~♥ Fu~Wife to BLACKSTAR♥{Dylons Wizegal Diva}{DylonsDivaMafia}' on '2008-04-25 15:06:42')

Got Some Great Friends!
would like to thank some of the ones yesterday who helped rate my stuff..and those today that I just met. You are all awesome. Although , I was more or less joking in yesterdays blog..it would be nice to be a godfather..but really not all that important. The fact that you wanted to help..was more important. .or that you cared. I wanna wish you all a wonderful friday! I will be busy most of it..working..and baseball opening day is tomorrow. Yee Haw.. no wonder I am so tired.

Mr.lonely
Have been looking for the right lady one for life one who knows how to love with your heart and eyes but one who feels in her heart the facts behind a long lasying relationship one who will meet me half way as I;ll wil be to you happy smiling and love is what I offer you are you the one

Relationships
Dating is so complicated at my age. When you get up in your 40's and you find yourself in the dating circle again it can be very stressfull. Meeting new people, deciding what to do, all that stuff. One thing that i have found is that people out there need to just be themselves. I figure that if someone can not except me for me, then i don't need to be with them. I have been this "fake" person in relationships before, but no more. I am me, i want to be me. Life is to short to try to start over and be a different person or change completely to please a person. I will get off my soap box for now. thank for listening

Bid For Me!!! And Comment Please!!!
Hey Friends Iv entered "The Hottest Tattoo'd Guys on Fubar" Auctionso come show some love on my Tattoo pic!!!Place your bids and or just leave comments!! Its all in fun...and i love your input!!!!Ya baby Ya! Big Smiles for YOU!!! Copy and past this link into your browser to take a peek!!!!! thanks http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1651712&albumid=963988&i=4003184460&idx=7

Trojan?!!
4 EVERY ONE IN FUBAR FANTATIA WORD HAS IT THAT THE LOUNGE CALLED THE LILLY PAD IS A FAKE ROOM WAITING 4 PEOPLE TO COME IN THERE N THEN THEY SEND OUT TROJONS TO YUR PC ....PASS TO OTHER FUBAR MEMBERS WYLDEX

Wtf
Can someone please tell me how people think that I am rating them and I don't even remember looking at there pages? I haven't rated anyone except people I know personally so please don't leave me bad messages if you don't know.

Poohbear
Event Info Name: Tricia's Graduation Open House Host: Tricia Berg Type: Party - House Party Time and Place Date: Sunday, May 25, 2008 Time: 3:30pm - 8:30pm Location: Tricia's House Street: 109 20th Street NE City/Town: Devils Lake, ND View MapGoogleMapQuestMicrosoftYahoo Contact Info Phone: 7013514382 Email: pocahontas_107@hotmail.com

Much Love
I have some Great friends on Fubar lets show them some mad love... Hell what do you have to lose... These are some of the people that have been here for me through thick and thin... ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Dream The Ice Queen.@ fubar «¥»ßrök€n W¡ñg§«¥»@ fubar< MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~@ fubar ♥Ħøŧ Møммα♥@ fubar MemyselfandI@ fubar Wishful Thinking@ fubar ۞CuTiE™۞@ fubar RAVEN QUEEN CAUGHT CHAINED & COLLARED BY BLUE EYESDRAGON@ fubar One of he best people here on Fubar, even if you dont ask he is there to help you...Sometimes you dont even know you need help and there he is..It would mean so much to me if my Friends and the ones that i care about would stop by his page and show him mad love, I know for a fact he will return it...

Broken Girl
She buys a new dress for the party She always looks good in red Turns around in front of the mirror And disappears inside of her head She wonders if he’ll even remember She asked him in a casual way Just in case he didn’t want to go with her In that event she knew just what she would say She thought of maybe asking a girlfriend Even though she only has one or two She’s always done much better with boys anyway So who needs girlfriends? Pacing nervous cross the floor of her bedroom Gripping tight the phone in her hand Biting back the rush of emotions And dreaming of just having a man It’s a long walk And the music is loud She sees an old friend As she walks through the crowd Puts on her best smile But underneath it she’s a broken girl But it’s a long walk And the music is loud She sees an old friend As she walks through the crowd Puts on her best smile But she will always be a broken girl She struggles with an awful decision Stay at home – or walk in alon

M.i.l.f's
So i came across a mumm not to long ago about M.I.L.F'S. What is the age a woman is actualy a m.i.l.f. however i thought everyone with a child was one. however i got an email from a radio station i listen to. and would like to share this: Finally, I have to weigh in on MILF-Gate on the Giant Show. There is a bit of controversy surrounding the current search for Atlanta's hottest MILF that Brian and Shaffee a re conducting. One of their finalists is 19 years old. 19 isn't a MILF! I don't think a mother technically qualifies to be a MILF until you are 30+. It's too easy for a teenagers body to bounce back after having a baby. I wanna see a woman who is still sexy once nature and metabolism aren't on her side. A 30+ mom who is still tight and sexy, that's got my respect. Check out all the MILF finalists and cast I GUESS THIS LIEAVES ME OUT OF THE M.I.L.F CATEGORY :( Therefore im creating a new phrase. Y.M.I.L.F (young moms.etc.etc you know what im getting at) thats for us yo

My Life As It Seems To Be Right Now..
well i thought i could get some where with this cps case...everytime we feel things are getting better they fall worse..i was supposed to be at the doctors with my tristan and i get there just about 2 o'clock...and my ex mother in law is already there with him and the doctor is already halfway done...no one waited for me and i never got the chance to sign for him..i am sick and tired of being treated like the piece of shit parent here...i am sitting here trying to see through my tears and hurting sooooooooooooo much...i miss my babies..and all everyone wants to do is tear my family apart...I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK..WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THROUGH TOPEOPLE????ESPECIALLY TO THE ONES WHO GOT THEM REMOVED FROM ME IN THE FIRST PLACE...THEY DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH THE CRYING I DO BECAUSE I MISS MY KIDS...I AM STRUGGLING TO JUMP THROUGH THE HOOPS THAT CPS WNTS US TO JUMP THROUGH..WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE MY KIDS???...ARE THEY TOOOOOOOOO CHICKEN SHIT TO HAVE THEIR OWN OR JUST VOL

My Love Song 4 U
It's true...however far away, however long I stay, whatever words I say...I will aways love you... Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am fun again However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am free again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am clean again However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you It's true...however far away, however long I stay, whatever words I say...I will aways love you... Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am ho

How Smart Are You?????
Hey guys, how smart are we? What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895... Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895? This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , and reprinted by the Salina Journal. 8th Grade Final Exam: Salina, KS - 1895 Grammar (Time, one hour) 1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters. 2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications. 3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph 4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of 'lie,''play,' and 'run.' 5. Define case; illustrate each case. 6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation. 7 - 10. Write a composition of a

Double Sword
There seems to be a double sword whenit comes to promoting your lounges. it is ok for some to promote to you when you are and owner. but when you do it to them they ban you. iot doesn't matter if you did it from your homepage or not. so if you are promoting a lounge that is not mine. you better be prepared to get a promo from me for mine

John 3:16
John 3:16 A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, 'Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley and it's awful cold in there for tonight. Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay.' The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, 'You go down the street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they come out the door you just say John 3:16, and they will let you in.' So he did. He walked up the steps and knocked on the door, and a lady answered. He looked up and said, 'John 3:16.' The lady said, 'Come on in, Son.' She took him in and she sat him down in a split bottom rocker in front of a great big old fireplace, and she went off. T

What We All Need .....
Ok so this blog prob will make no sence but i dont really care .. not really lookin for anyone to read it.. When you are young you club hang with your people .. do your thing.. then you grow up.. as a woman you look for that man whom u can be weak around just relax and.. after bein fucked over so many times and so many games ran on you.. you begin to wander if he really is true.. will he be there when u need him, will he want you at ur worst.. still say you are beautiful when u first wake up .. will he be happy with just you.. Games are gettin old and are childish to a grown ass woman.. it is hard to trust someone after you have been through so much and you want to share your everythought with him but afraid of how he might view you.. I met a man (well known him for a while) he is sweet always knows what to say very handsome has those things about him that every girl dreams of.. i have very strong feelins for him and i want to be at his side.. but i dont want drama are games or people

Passion In The Night.....
i lie on the bed relaxing as you walk out of the bathroom in a sexy red teddy.you slowly walk over to me i pull you close taking in the beauty of your form.slowly kissing your tender lips.my hand sliding the straps down exposing your erect nipples.i gently suck them biting ever so softly.my hands sliding it off you your skin tastes so good i want more.i lie you on the bed carressing your soft body touching feeling every inch.kissing your lips passionately my hands massaging your tight pussy.licking from your neck slowly down your body i feel you take my ever growing cock in your hand softly stroking it.as it grows in your hand.licking your belly button then i move down to taste your necter.your clit so hard wanting the feel of my wet tongue.i begin to suck and lick your clit my fingers inside you.your hips pulsate from the pleasure as you let go in massive orgasms.i crawl up your body kissing you.you taste yourself on my lips as my hard cock slides inside you.making passionate love we

About Me
Alone through life I seem to tread Plodding along, not knowing when I'll find the key that opens me Unchains my soul and sets me free To find someone who'll take the time To see through me, looking deep inside Finding, that I’m not forged in stone I'm truly made of flesh and bone Surely I must have gifts to share Qualities in me that might be rare Below the surface they seem to hide waiting for someone who'll choose to try Or maybe it's my cross to bare To remain alone, adrift and scared Never understanding who I am Never knowing love again…

Contest
Eric your favorite photographer is in a happy hour BOMBING contest and needs your help!!! It begins Friday 25th April 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! The FIRST one to have 50,000 comments on their picture gets a HAPPY HOUR!!! The END DATE for the contest will be Friday 30th May 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! Show the host some luv!!!! tra71 (W.I.S.E UK Friend, UK Leveller & Rising Stars)@ fubar

Help Me Out Please!!!
ok friends, stalkers, and loved ones I need your help my main man TrickyDick has entered me in a giveaway. Although I belong to a bombing family I need some extra help please click on the thumb nail and leave me as many comments as possiable...thanks bunches Playboy Click here: any questions please private message me This giveaway has a 10 day time limit!!!

Saying That Touched My Spirit
Heart is your Love, Your love is your Family , Your family is your Future , Your future is your Destiny , Your destiny is your Ambition, Your ambition is your Aspiration , Your aspiration is your Motivation , Your motivation is your Belief , Your belief is your Peace , Your peace is your Target , Your target is Heaven, Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS It's " World Best Friends Week" send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back. If you get more than 3 you are really a lovable person

Why Me
why is it that i cant find me a girl? i might not be the best looking guy in the world but i do deserve to be happy sometime. im to the point i hate life ive been single to long. i want to be happy and im not. i try to be the nicest person i can be and everything. i have a huge heart and noone sees that part of me they only see the out side of me. i guess ill just be single the rest of my life its pretty shitty but thats life for u. well im out of here..

My Destination
A small ranch house In our quiet little town; A talk with our friends Whenever they come around; Kids -- lots of kids -- Running in and out; Let's teach these kids What life's all about; Two, or three dogs, And, a few cats; They like to eat mice, And chew on some rats; With you at my side, Or, with me in bed; There's nothing we can't do I'm positive in my head; And, with these things, They're all heaven sent, My life will be complete, And, I will be content. It will be soon, baby. All of my love, Michael

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Something I Needed To Do
Ok some of you have already seen it but i added a new folder in my pics. It is a folder that may shock some of you and some it may not but I think its time I quit worrying about others judging me for the real me. So Ive thrown it all out there and if it bothers you then go ahead and remove me from your lists because im tired of hiding the real me!

How I Felt On Dec.18th
On Dec.18th i lost a very special person in my life my mother she ment the world to me and more she was the only parent i had left & on Dec.18th at 2am we got a phone call i had answered it they had told me my mom had turned for the worse and by the time we got to her she was already gone & i will never get to say goodbye or hear her laugh or hear her yell or anything i really miss her and mothers day is comeing up and the thought of not haveing her hear hurts but i know shes in heaven with my dad and 1 of my brotehrs and uncles and aunts grandparents and she is and always will be my hero and i really miss her and life aint the same without her hear with us...I LOVE & MISS U MOM MAY U REST IN PEACE!!!!!!!

In Loving Memory
on april 25 of 2008 at 5:18 a.m. my grandmother passed away because her heart failed....all i ask is if you have kids make sure to take them so they can she their grandparents and make sure you tell them that you love them because you never know when the last time you will be able to tell them you love them..... life is short and pleasures few, and holes the ship,and drowns the crew, BUT O!!! BUT O!!! how very blue the sea is.... The wings of lust are set with vain, To kill the king and free the pain. but when you mix vain and pain it just seems all the same, the world will fall as you drop to your knees and make that everlasting call that falls on deaf ears

Slow Dance
HAVE U EVER WATCHED KIDS ON A MERRY-GO-ROUND? OR LISTENED TO THE RAIN? SLAPPING ON THE GROUND? EVER FOLLOWED A BUTTERFLY'S ERRATIC FLIGHT? OR GAZED AT THE SUN INTO THE FADING NIGHT? U BETTER SLOW DOWN. DON'T DANCE SO FAST. TIME IS SHORT. THE MUSIC WONT LAST. DO YOU RUN THOUGHT EACH DAY ON THE FLY WHEN YOU ASK HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU HEAR THE REPLY? WHEN THE DAY IS DONE DO YOU LIE IN YOUR BED WITH THE NEXT HUNDRED CHORES RUNNING THOUGHT YOUR HEAD YOU'D BETTER SLOW DOWN DON'T DANCE SO FAST TIME IS SHORT THE MUSIC WON'T LAST EVER TOLD YOUR CHILD, WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW AND UN YOUR HASTE NOT SEE HIS SORROW EVER LOST TOUCH, LET A GOOD FRIENDSHIP DIE CAUSE YOU NEVER HAD TIME TO CALL AND SAY,"HI" YOU'D BETTER SLOW DOWN DON'T DANCE SO FAST. TIME IS SHORT THE MUSIC WON'T LAST WHEN YOU RUN SO FAST TO GET SOMEWHERE YOU MISS HALF THE FUN OF GETTING THERE WHRN YOU WORRY AND HURRY THRUGHT YOUR DAY, ITS IS LIKE AN UNOPENED GIFT... THROWN AWAY. LIFE I

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Oy Vey What A Day
Well my day was like any other day, except my dear daughter (3) had a bit of a cough and runny nose, so around 5pm I gave her some Robitussin..It didn't help, the cough and turned to a wheeze, and now I was getting worried. So at 7:40 I packed the kids up and took them to Minor Emergency (Urgent Care). Got in immediately, and they measured her oxygen saturation..came up 90..which is not good. The Doctor did not hesitate in telling me you have to get her to the Emergency Room now, there was nothing they could do to help her. Well I kept my cool, and shuffled her and my son (6) back to the truck and rushed to the ER. Upon arrival, the dumbass receptionist took no note to the urgency with my "Triage Note" in hand, and sent us to wait for like 30 minutes, meanwhile my daughter would not sit still and her breathing was getting more labored. She being 3 was rambunctious and having a good time talking to people and running a muck. Finally they called us, then it went super fast, Res

Life....i Love It!
And im not saying any of this to hurt anyone its just free advice. You are not cool if you have a fu man or fu woman or fu life. GO GET A LIFE! And a job that works more then 20 hours a week, that is for 16 year olds! Lounges arent going to pay to to deejay, hahahaha you are not a deejay cause you play some music on the net. Take what I say to heart and learn from it. Oh and get some pussy quit jacking off to pictures on your computer.

My Nephews Upcoming Surgery
It is now 12:52 a.m. on 4/26/2008. My nephew just got admitted to the hospital. He woke up crying tonight for no reason. Then wouldn't bear any weight on anything. He is a severe hemophiliac. One of the worst documented cases in the U.S. He got taken to the emergency room. They decided to admit him. A normal dose for him intravenously is normally 100,000 units. They ended up giving him 800,000 units this time. He has to have surgery soon. So keep him in your prayers.

Gas Co Gives Me The Cold Shoulder
Letter to family written Dec 9, 2005 Hopefully, tomorrow will be the last day I am without heat in the house. It never seemed to bother me much in August, and never crossed my mind in July, but lately it is something I think of often, between sneezes. I have “made do” by building roaring fires in the living room, but it has led to a nasty nasal condition as I have no chimney for the smoke to escape, much less an approved fireplace. My nasal condition was not much improved by my strategy of changing fuel, from old socks that I could no longer use as they needed washing, to the cleaner burning fuel of golf balls and empty beer bottles. The Fire Dept weenies were not amused by my home-made fireplace of tinker toys, and I will soon be shopping for a new sofa. Come to think of it, I could use a new living room, as my old one has started looking a lot like the front yard with a smoldering sofa in it that was not there last summer. Anyone have a spare living room they aren’t

Poem For Her !
If your lips were made for kissing Why can't I kiss you? If arms were made for holding Why can't I hold you? If a voice is made for talking Why can't I talk to you? Why can't you see, why I need you here with me Why can't my heart be perfect... Why don't you want to be with me? Why do I feel pain, thinking that That you're never thinking of me ! Why does love hurt, when it's suppose to feel good? Not like it should? Why can't you give one chance to prove my love? Cause I'm sure, you're sent, from up above ! Knowing that you love me, would make me so happy ! Cause life is nothing like it's suppose to be, Days are dark , summer is cold Gold is silver and silver is gold Love is hurting , pain is here ... My heart is breaking , you're not near ! You're just in my head , in my heart, in my mind, And I will never be able to leave you behind !

An Angel On My Screen
I met an angel on my screen So friendly, kind and sweet... She makes me feel so special I long for when we’ll meet... We’ve talked for hours here online And many on the phone... She’s brought such joy into my life When once I was alone. The love I feel within my heart Was but a dream to me... A dream that once was out of reach Has become reality... Ever present in my thoughts Always in my heart... Forever shall I love her And never shall we part. I met an angel on my screen So full of life and love... An angel that was sent to me From Heaven up above... Always with a kind word Her laughter fills the air... Her love is neverending A love that’s always there. So if you ever meet someone My wish for you is this... I wish you all the love I’ve found For it’s the sweetest gift... The feeling that you are so loved No other can compare... To have this kind of special love And someone with whom to share.

Laptop
seems my laptop has died or something power wont even turn on.. I am totally clueless on what happened battery was full and everything shut it down the right way now cant get it to turn back on if anyone knows anything aout laptops please help thanks

Dina Rocks
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Separating
How do you keep feelings in check when you know the other person doesn't feel the same? Why does the heart have to become involved when it comes to love/lust? Why are there so many unanswered questions in the world?

Xoxo Thank You
I want to give a huge HUG to the people listed below!! They came running to help me add to the bux fund for my first contest I am going to be hosting starting this weekend. It really makes me happy that you came to the rescue! Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With your help this is going to be a great contest!!!!!!!!!!!! Muahhhhh ~PebblesinAZ~I love my BF Tappinit! OWNED By DJ Kidd Rock! WOOT!@ fubar ~PURPLESKY~CO~VICE PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY@ fubar ^sin^-"Enforcer"@Flirtations♥fu gf 2 sexy sheila♥owned by emt380,kcwolf&suave@ fubar ~♥~baby_girl~♥~ BACK UP FOR AUCTION!!@ fubar MishNumber1 ♥ FuOwned/FuOwner Of Sexygranny1967~FWC & WISEUKF Owner~SUP ClubFAR ShadowLevelers@ fubar goin4broke@ fubar ღ♡§W€€T ÇH€RØK€€ღ ÇÅÑÅÐÌÂÑ §W€€THËÅRTღ♡

My Heart
The nights are so long without you beside me.. As I lay here in this bed all alone, I dream of the nights we laid cuddled together touching feeling kissing… My heart cries out to yours wanting to hold you near. I can feel your skin, I smell your hair. I can still taste your lips. The feel of your hand as it caresses my face. The tingle of my body as you run your fingers up and down my spine. I cherish each moment we have together… Never wanting them to end. Each time I have to leave you, my heart breaks a little more. Each time gets harder for me to go. I cry inside, and this time the tears fall they are real… my heart is tearing in two. I leave part of it with you for the day I return to your side. My Heart, My Soul, My Love

Friend's Work
**The words below are more true than anybody can even imagine. Sometimes it is just something we need to go through. Remember it is ok to let it go. Enjoy the read** There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in

Ramblings
OK i want to know why the hell people lie and tell you shit, ok take this, u meet a guy he is everything u wanted, good looking sweet caring thoughtful and he made the pain of a past love go away, u guys are in love madly in love and then a year later he tells you he stopped loving u awhile back and that he loved his ex still, that he loved her the entire time and that he lied about saying he didnt...how would u honestly feel? i mean then he goes and rubs it in ur face like it was your fault and that u need to be punished...i mean ok so im dating again i dont rub it in his face, i dont even bring it up unless he brings her up. he made me believe he didnt love her nor like her anymore and then he goes and leaves me for her...the pain of that is horrible.. all i wanna do is lay in bed and not move and wish death. i hate love i hate everything to do with love and i hope to never fall in love ever again...its worthless and it hurts and i hate it..like i hate anything to do or made me feel

B 4 Real
IT'S 2 MUCH WORK AND I DON'T KNOW THE REASON Y, PEOPLE ALWAYS FEEL THEY HAVE 2 LIE-LIE-LIE. I DON'T HAVE TIME 4 SILLY GAMES AND CERTAIN TIMES I LIKE TO PLAY TRICK OR TREAT, BUT THAT'S WHEN I MEET THAT CERTAIN GIRL DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. KEEP IT REAL, KEEP IT HONEST AND SURE ENOUGH ONE DAY YOU'LL SEE, THAT ONE DAY SOON MAYBE IN JUNE WE MIGHT FIND OUR ONE TRUE SWEET.

The Man Rules
The Man Rules At last finally a guy has taken the time to write them for you Women to know them.... Now here are the Man rules.[/font] Please note.. These are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and

Auction!!!
Come bid on me!! In my first auction ever :) Even if you don't wanna bid can you please rate the picture for me. Thanks What I'm offering: 300 11's a week during hh, owned by in my name, rate stash during hh, blog pimp out, keep you shit faced, 3 comments a week during hh, link in my profile While you're there why not fan and rate the host Lauria :) lauria♥Owned by and owner of Hopeless Romantic♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar

Racist?
There are African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Cuban Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. ..And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,' ...And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, ..You call me a racist. You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Hispanic History Month. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Asian History Month. You h ave Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Kawanza. You have the NAACP. And you have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) ...We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day ...You would call us racists. If we had White History Month ...We'd be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to '

My First Blog
Just a soldier sitting here in Iraq and I am new to this site. Thanks for those who have R/F/A. With our connection being so slow it takes me sometimes 10-15 minutes do go from page to page. Please do not think I am ignoring you. Now where can a guy find an Irish Car Bomb?

New Rules!
If you are a fan of Real Time with Bill Maher, then you know about "New Rules"....well, I found some great ones and have decided to share them with everyone, so keep your eyes open for new "New Rules" each week! New Rule: Oh wait, I guess this one really isn't new, because it's called the First Amendment. That's right, this is still America and we still have freedom of speech, but the ATF doesn't seem to think so. This week, Bureau spokesman Art Resnick said that the tiny Mt. Shasta Brewing Company would face sanctions and fines if it continues to brew and sell beer packaged with the slogan "Try Legal Weed." The microbrewery uses the play on words because they are located in the small northern California town of Weed (note to staff--I think I see a location shoot coming up). But I must ask, who exactly is this company hurting by referencing an "illegal drug" on their bottle caps? For starters, marijuana is a plant, not a drug...drugs are the poison that huge corporations

New Rules!!
NEW RULE: When their term is over, ALL politicians must stand in line (the unemployment line first) and fight for the scraps and bones that you and your "oh-so-generous" brethren have thrown the rest of us - no more cushy retirement income for you and your wife (who never worked for it in the first place) - the buck stops here-here! Oh, and they must also start PAYING taxes - quit living off of ours!

New Rules!
New Rule: Politicians in the midsts of an election shouldn't talk about change. No one believes you, and the only change you mean is whats left in my pocket after you (the politicians) have taken my dollars.

New Rules!!
New Rule: You cannot use a word unless you know what it means. Isn't it ironic that people use the phrase, "Isn't it ironic..." in an attempt to sound erudite but instead use it to preface a statement that is in no way ironic, making themselves seem like complete dipshits? "Isn't it ironic that we showed up ten minutes late and the movie had already started?" No dumbass, it is the completely logical and expected consequence of the action.

New Rules!
New Rule: If you go swimming in the ocean and a great white shark takes off both your legs in a single strike, the media cannot say you were "bitten" by a shark. There's a big difference between a fire ant and a shark!

New Rules!
New Rule: Men so old and ignorant that they don't understand the issues should not be allowed to run for President!! This week, senators came three votes short of enacting the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. John McSame (oops I mean McCain) who failed to even show up for the vote stated, "The gap between the pay of women and men in this country isn't due to discrimination, women just need more education and training to earn as much as men."

New Rules!!
New Rule: If you have enough to eat, then say "Take Mine". There is a real food crisis worldwide and it's not going to get better any time soon. This is an opportunity for us to lead the way and show the world that there are still Americans willing to help. The normal supply of rice is down do to drought, pests, and the freezing of exports. This results in prices going through the roof. International aid organizations are getting less and less rice for their dollar, and people are dying. We can help feed these people with a "Take Mine" approach. Just don't buy rice during the month of May - let those that need it have it. If enough people around the world stopped buying rice for a month then demand would drop, inventory would swell, and prices would decline. Aid organizations would then be able to buy more rice at a cheaper price and give it to those that really need it. Hmmm, bet this would work for gasoline too!!

New Rules!
New Rule: Churches, Synagogues, and Mosques must have doors that lock from the outside. Since the only difference between a religious institution and a mental institution is that the latter smells slightly less of decaying elderly people, we must start acknowledging that both are repositories of the mentally retarded, clinically insane, and sometimes dangerously schizophrenic. Medical literature states as a symptom of schizophrenia, 'religiosity'. And maybe there is something to learn from this. Perhaps we have taken the wrong approach to dealing with these folks. We cannot combat religious people with rational arguments, it is akin to giving picture books to the blind. No wonder all the hospitals are named after Saints, they were probably their first patients. From now on we must regard being religious as a mental abnormality, or as a disease that needs to be treated. Henceforth, when someone attributes his or her success to Jesus, the rest of us shall just smile

New Rules!!
While watching the results of the Democratic primary in Pennsylvania, I learned that over half of Clinton's supporters stated that they (if Obama is the nominee of the party) will either vote for McCain, or skip the national election entirely. A slightly smaller percentage of Obama supporters felt the same way about Clinton. NEW RULE: If you're so stupid that you have to demonize another member of your own party just because they aren't "your" candidate; If you're so stupid that you'd rather vote for someone that doesn't support anything you do - or not vote at all - rather than for your party nominee (who just so happens to have nearly identical positions to your preference) then someone in your party that has an IQ higher than a slug gets to exercise your vote by proxy. What is wrong with you people? If I put position papers on every issue in front of you, one set for Obama and one for Clinton, chances are you wouldn't be able to tell me which set belonged to which candidate

New Rules!!
Across the nation and around the world an epidemic of developmental disability is occurring. Never before in history has 1 in every 6 children born been significantly disabled. America is one of the wealthiest nations (or we were before Iraq), yet our infants die with "SIDS" at an alarmingly high rate. In 1950, a child received three vaccines and autism was noted in about 1 in every 10,000 children. In 1980, a child received a total of 8 vaccines; today a child receives 36 shots for a total of over 50 virus' before entering kindergarten and autism strikes 1 in every 150 children. The ingredients in vaccines include mercury (200 ppb is considered toxic waste, but we only use a "trace" amount of ~1,000 ppb in vaccines for babies; not for dogs though because mercury is toxic), aluminum, formaldehyde, anti-freeze, carcinogens, egg, (but don't feed your infant egg, it's an allergen - just not when injected directly into his blood stream), preservatives, and more. So...New Rule: If

New Rules!!
NEW RULE: When your behind the wheel of a moving vehicle on a public road, TAKE THE DAMN CELLPHONE OFF YOUR FUCKING EAR AND DRIVE!!!! When you can't decide between making a right or left turn, looking side to side, or gossiping about who is fucking who in the neighborhood, you might want to prioritize what comes first. Getting where you need to go safely, or being "Eyewitness News"!!

New Rules!!
New Rule: Require all U.S. voters to pass an intelligence/current events test BEFORE they are allowed to register! On Bill's show on April 18th, he suggested that American voters are uncomfortable voting for someone they feel is more intelligent than themselves. Since Bill offered no proof, one must consider his remark to be his opinion. Right after Bush beat Kerry, I thought the same thing, so I did some research and found it to be true; Bush was elected by the stupid people. There is a website run by the Morgan Quitno Press that ranks the states in order of the intelligence of their citizens. When I compared the ranking of the states with which candidate they voted for, I found that Kerry won the 7 smartest states and Bush won the 7 dumbest states. Kerry won 8 of the 10 smartest states, and Bush won 8 of the dumbest states. So to keep the mistakes of 2000 and 2004 from happening again in 2008 we need a law preventing dumbass people from voting! And while we're at it

New Rules!
New Rule: Stop blaming everyone else for the fact that your kid is all fucked up. They are fat, sedated, bipolar, anti-social and all around fuck-ups because nobody wants to take responsibility for raising them properly. Maybe Network TV, Ritalin (and other so-called anti-depressants), video games, MySpace and play-dates are not the answer. Perhaps a book, some quality time and a loving, caring parent that actually shows some interest in there kids development instead of "getting their groove on" is a better alternative.

New Rules!!
New Rule: If we can have a morning after pill for the "oops" of unprotected sexual intercourse, we should be able to have a morning after clause for the "oops" of elections. The "morning after" pill allows women to correct a mistake from the night before, when thoughts of affection, love, intimacy, and puppies, cloud an already feeble and now intoxicated mind into believing that the loser at the end of the bar is her savior, her comforter and her best buddy! But alas, in the light of day, she comes to realize that the scum bag she just let into her bedroom is not someone she wants to continue a relationship with and certainly not someone she wants in her life for any length of time. Thus, eliminating any chance of that by swallowing a pill and preventing a lifelong attachment nine months later is a sound and legal remedy to a night of Tequila induced temporary insanity. This begs the question, if such a pill exists to prevent a mistake from compounding and becoming a lifelo

My Music And Events
I was approached by one of the top promoters in Chicago and was asked to be a part of The Legends of House Music 7th Anniversary Event, taking place on Friday, May 9th at the Premier Entertainment Center! Finally acknowledged for my contribution to the industry, I quickly gave my answer and for those of you that live in the Illinois area, don't miss this event because they are off the chain! It is my pleasure to be spinning along side some of the very instrumental artists that paved the way to the sound called House Music! Spinning that night will be: Frankie Knuckles, Steve "Silk" Hurley, Andre Hatchett, Pharris Thomas and just added to the lineup.. Me! I have been thinking of how I want to do my set and have come up with a Mix that will get this event hype that's for sure!

New Rules!
New Rule: People must stop blaming the stupidity of our youth on rock'n'roll, drugs, movies, tv, internet, video games, and Britney Spears, and instead direct their vitriol at the real perpetrators and purveyors of the most malevolent machinations and malignance, hindered neither by conscience, nor courtesy... Teenage girls. If the high school cheerleading squad would blow the math club instead of the football team, humans would already be teleporting to Venus. Instead, the closest the average person will ever come to exploring deep space will be to listen to Peyton Manning describe what's on his mind.

New Rules!
NEW RULE: The republican administration and their supporters must stop talking about how safe they have kept the country since 9/11. The fact is, they failed to prevent a major terrorist attack DURING bushes rule. If they must talk about their record on national security, they must include the whole term, not just since 9/11.

New Rules!!
New Rule: Protesters must stop demanding that world boycott the upcoming Olympic Games in China because of the country's deplorable Human Rights record, and instead start demanding that the world boycott the Olympic Games because the Olympic Games are so stupid. It is all good and well to protest abusers of human rights, but how about protesting perpetrators of human wrongs? For instance, it is wrong that the only species on earth capable of reason and reflection rewards and reveres those of its members, not whom can cure, comprehend, and create, but rather, those who can jump the highest, Leap the farthest, and run the fastest. You know, if the countries of the world insist on getting together every four years to measure who has the biggest dick, why not do it by competing in things that actually make a country great; things like, oh, I don't know, lowest infant mortality rate, highest literacy rate, lowest poverty rate? Silly me, such matters are far less interesting t

To All My "friends"
i've decided once my vip is over that im gonna be deleting my fubar account i joined this site for fun and something to pass the time well its no longer fun to me and as far as passing the time there are much better things i can be doing with less stress involved there are a few great friends that ive made feel free to keep in touch on yahoo or aim if you dont have it and youd like to just ask.

A Friendly Hello2all My Fubar Friends
My fubar friends Hello everybody just wanted to say hello ..I’m new here so bare with me while I get use to this ..im having some trouble uploading I will get the hang of it..im very eager I love meeting new people so hopefully soon ill be able to get the basics of this thank you for reading my blog..have a wonderful day…smile

Febrile Seizures
My 16month old son was brought into ER at mary bridge for a Febrile seizure very high fever and had been having some diarrhea, they did nothing to find out why he was running such a high fever and sent me on my way i was confused and very scared for my sons life because i still had no answers. we took him to walmart to pick up more fever medicine and his fever came back again very strong, when i got home took a rectal temperature it read 104.9 and he was acting very listless and when i went to change his diaper he had a small seizure, so i called Mary bridge and talked to a nurse and told her what was going on. I was very shook and cry and telling her how concerned i was and she acting as though i was talking to her about my sons birthday party or something very heartless and cold and she told me that should take him to his doctor at wood creek before i bring him back in because they don't correspond with wood creek. I mean how horrible have people become to tell me not to bring my son

Throwing It All Away By Genesis
Need I say I love you Need I say I care Need I say that emotions, Something we don't share I don't want to be sitting here Trying to deceive you Cos you know I know baby That I don't wanna go. We cannot live together We cannot live apart That's the situation Ive known it from the start Every time that I look at you I can see the future Cos you know I know babe That I don't wanna go. Throwing it all away Throwing it all away Is there nothing that I can say To make you change your mind I watch the world go round and round And see mine turning upside down Youre throwing it all away. Now who will light up the darkness Who will hold your hand Who will find you the answers When you don't understand Why should I have to be the one Who has to convince you Cos you know I know baby That I don't wanna go. Someday you'll be sorry Someday when you're free Memories will remind you That our love was meant to be Late at night when you call my name The only s

Thats All By Genesis
Just as I thought it was going alright I find out I'm wrong, when I thought I was right s'always the same, it's just a shame, that's all I could say day, and you'd say night tell it's black when I know that it's white always the same, it's just a shame, that's all I could leave but I won't go though my heart might tell me so I can't feel a thing from my head down to my toes but why does it always seem to be me looking at you, you looking at me it's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all Turning me on, turning me off, making me feel like I want too much living with you's just putting me through it all of the time running around, staying out all night taking it all instead of taking one bite living with you's just putting me through it all of the time I could leave but I won't go well it'd be easier I know I can't feel a thing from my head down to my toes why does it always seem to be me looking at you, you looking at me it's always the same, it's jus

Idler's Dream By Oasis
My heart it skips a beat when I behold The light that's shining through your eyes of gold From heavenly blood you seem to spring From heavenly waters you can drink I'll meet you on a day that never ends I'll greet you in the way that heaven meant You lay me down gently on the leaves You cover me over in my sleep I never did sing I wish I could I never could pray cos it's just no good I hope you don't break my heart of stone I don't wanna scream out loud and wake up on my own mmhmm And as I close my eyes And the sky turns red I realise just what you are You're an idler's dream and you're singing shangri-la shangri-la shangri-la shangri-la

Haters Be Gone!
Haters be gone...I hate drama...ladies please do not send me email telling me who I should & shouldn't talk to...I left my parents home a long time ago I don't need your parental guidance...Honestly who really gets online to find their soulmate, well it could happen but as of now NO!!! Anyways so save your drama for your momma cause I could really careless...thxs

Sympathy
DEAR, ALL FUBAR FRIENDS / FANS / FAM ... ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS ON HERE WAS JUST INFORMED THAT ONE OF HIS COUSIN WAS JUST MURDERED.. CAN U ALL PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SOME SYMPATHY FOR HIS LOST.. TRICKYS COUSIN THAT WAS MURDERED....Chris Higginbotham aka 'Young Higgy' TRICKY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY PRAYERS..KEEP STRONG BABE LOVE YA...COME SHOW SOME SYMPATHY TO TRICKY

Sex Offender Registry
Please let me know if any of these links is invalid. Look up sex offenders in your state. ALABAMA ALASKA ARIZONA ARKANSAS CALIFORNIA COLORADO CONNECTICUT DELAWARE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA FLORIDA GEORGIA HAWAII IDAHO ILLINOIS INDIANA IOWA KANSAS KENTUCKY LOUISIANA MAINE MARYLAND MASSACHUSETTS MICHIGAN MINNESOTA MISSISSIPPI MISSOURI MONTANA NEBRASKA NEVADA NEW HAMPSHIRE NEW JERSEY NEW MEXICO NEW YORK NORTH CAROLINA NORTH DAKOTA OHIO OKLAHOMA OREGON PENNSYLVANIA

Uneedmedontcha
my g/f that love so much.and miss herebeautiful smile.dont know what wrong with here.i thought we were a big happy family.look like i was wrong.because she ran alway again tuesday.i wish she would call me .let me know why she ran alway .

Sweet Sounds
from the sweet sound of her voice i can feel my heart beat with every sound that she makes my smile grows more deep with the grace from the heavens and the sounds of and angel when her lips move with so much passion and you hang on every breathe that she may take waiting to hear any sound that may come out wanting the next words she may say to be the one's that could mean the most wanting only to ask her to be yours forever to love and to hold you wait for the right time when the question upon your mind may finally feel so right to be brought out and you dream that she may say yes for you know there could never be another who you could love so deep an chearish for how specail she makes you feel.

Found It Online
You know I started this whole social networking like most of you did at myspace. I got the codes and hooked my page up. Then the lovely people at myspace kept changing everything and the codes didn't work anymore, so I went on to bigger and better things. I found tagworld. They let me have multiple pages, host files and use javascript. They had this voting thing, you go to a page and you either vote or you didn't. Well I used the javascript in my page and made it so if you visited my page you voted, wether you wanted to or not. I was playing music on my profile and they didn't like what I was doing I guess, cause they took the use of javascript away from us, and stopped letting us upload just any file type. Here recently they reset the whole site and I lost all my files and info I had on there. Oh well on to bigger and better things I guess. Been through friendster, and hi5, bebo, colonies, who knows how many forums, and that's when I started socializing. Then I found los

Poems
as i lay sleeping dreaming of the day to be free laying in waiting is the way it only seems to be, watching and waiting nothing seems to come together, when life is up or down it is hard to to hold a smile instead of frown.

Mom Died Today
My mom died 20 years ago today, my children will never know her, and I have lived longer without her than with her. I am not so much saddened but more nostalgic. See my life would be so different if she were to have lived. And not for the better, I believe that things happen for a reason, and sometimes the reasons are not revealed for many years. At any rate, my son is constantly reminding me of her, and how he wishes he could have met her. I don't know if I should bother to tell him that today is the day she died.. This is mindless dribble..I know, but was just thinking about the day she died..and it was like yesterday, the details still fresh in my mind. The feeling of knowing I was alone, with no siblings or father at the age of 17. It was a hideous feeling and to mount on that..I was left with the debt of the cheap ass funeral ($5,000). Her grave marker, the cheapest one that they offered, wondering if now that things are different, if I should not upgrade her mar

Pisces Sexy
ABOUT PISCEANS Pisces is hot. A strange thing to say about a water sign...or is it? Like Scorpio, Pisces is very much focused on sex. These two signs have quite a bit in common sexually. They are both mysterious, albeit in different ways. Scorpio fairly oozes unfathomable mystery--dark, decadent, and delightful. Pisces mystery is more subtle, more spiritual, more changing. Pisces is mutable water, after all. Ruled by Neptune, Pisces is at home in the 12th house of the zodiac. The touch of the Pisces alternates between hard and soft, but it is always memorable. Their eyes will melt into your soul. They know how to make any moment magical; they can turn even the worst situation or tortuous sexual position into a fantasy come true. What sets Pisces apart from all the other signs sexually is their willingness to try anything. Scorpio will indulge all sexuality too, but a Scorpio wants it to be their own idea. Pisces doesn't mind if you are the instigator, in fact, he or

Heeeeeelp!!! Lol
Hi everyone!:-) Im trying to figureout how i can upload music and embed it on my profile???.... im a drummer and play in different bands, so i figured that it would be cool to share it with you guys on here:-)... im in the studio right now with my main band, and it would be really cool to post the new stuff on here tomorrow after we have layed down the final mix:-) I have tryed out imeem.com.... but that did not work out... So if you have any other suggestions please let me know:-)) Thanks Tord

Logging Off.
Seeing how I am having almost every weekend off with nothing to do than sit at my pc all day and night. I am going to log off for a while. Not sure how long yet. I know that I am pretty bored today and will be rearranging my livingroom which involves moving my pc around. That should take all night, but do I really want to allocate as much time as I have in the past chasing points? Guess I should be out in public (YUCK!) looking to meet some more friends that I can spend time with out in the real world. Kinda sux to make this decision after my VIP was just renewed, but I must find a better way to spend my time that doesnt leave me sitting here alone watching these sunny days slip past. My days of traveling are about over with. Need to concentrate on my new job so going places are out for now unless I want to move out of state to a new store, which wont happen for at least another 2 years. My main jist of this blog is to let you all know that I may not be replying immediately to m

Women R Like Drugs
Women r like drugs, It will blow your mind just how quickly you can get hooked on them, The longer you go without them, the more you crave to be with them. And the longer you have them the happier you are. Women r like drugs!!!

Misery Is
Misery is... Seeing what you want everyday, Being close to it in so many ways, Holding it in your arms and squeezing it tight, kissing it’s lips and it all feels so right, But at the end of the day’ You both must go your seperate ways, If only I could wake up each morning and you were my first sight, Oh to see your beautiful face so shiny and bright. I thank GOD for all the Misery I endure each day!!! By J White 3-18-07

People That Are Never Happy With What They Have!!
What is soo wrong with me? I don't understand. I'm nowhere near perfect but I can't be something I'm not. Maybe I'm just not good enough for anyone? Sorry for being a downer to anyone that actually took the time to look at this.

Another Song
Another song I'm starting: I never wanna be without you, I never wanna have to try, but still it seems were losing ground. Like a child I reach for you, hoping you don't pass me by, but it seems my dream can't be found. (this is still a work in progress)

How About This?
Dear "greenies", Here's an "Uncomfortable Truth" If you peckerwoods are so interested in saving trees and all the other B.S. you spout, WHY THE HECK AREN'T YOU TRYING TO ELIMINATE JUNK FREAKING MAIL? Don't you realize how much total crap comes to our mailboxes every week? If global warming is half the total B.S. Al Lisping Gore says it is, try to imagine how much LESS greeenhouse gas would be emitted by all the mail-carrying vehicles IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO HAUL AROUND ALL THAT SNAIL-MAIL SPAM!!!!!! Not to mention the trees that would be saved, and the reduction of so much of the the steam and UNGODLY STINKING POLLUTION created by paper-mills. Hey BIG AL! Have you ever SMELLED a paper-mill? When you and Tipper were having all of your Ponderosa Pines harvested at the same time you were trying to put the Oregonian loggers out of work did you happen to LOOK at all the stupid crap that comes in the mail? I reckon you had an "undocumented immigrant" (translate: Illegal Ali

Me
Odd Facts about me Body: NOPE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV? WAIST OF MONEY DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? yes WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? yes HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH AT BIRTH? 7LBS 8OZ HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? ITS OK JUST MISS HAVING A MAN AROUND WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? SOMETIMES HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? OH HELL NO ANY SECRET TALENTS? WELL ITS A SECRET WHATS YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? IN THE MIDLE OF NOWHERE WITH A GREAT MAN HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI? YES HAVE YOU SEEN SAW 1-4? yes DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE? kinda lol HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? YA THAT TAKES TO MUCH COUNTING LOL CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? yes HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? YES ARE SPEEDOS HOT? heck no! WHATS YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I LOVE IT ITS FUN EXSPECIALLY SKINING LOL IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? BEEN THERE DONE THAT IT WOUL

Meaning Of Life
most people say they live from day to day for the rush and others live to just see what the end will be like but me,i think life is to short.i like warm summer nights and cool winter days but most of all i like life itself.being able to wake up the next and see that the world is still here. what do you think the meaning of life is?trust me if you blink,its gone

Thoughts 34
Saturday.....ahhhh. It is sunny and warm. I have been out in my backyard soaking up the sun. It was cold in the middle of the week and now it is going to be in the 80's today. Crazy weather! I am trying to get some things done inside the house but the sun keeps calling my name. It says "cristi, oh cristi, don't you want to be outside?" Our pool cover is on so maybe it will warm up enough to get in it soon. I am looking forward to that. I wish we had solar heating but when we were thinking about putting it on, it was the same price as my son's braces and I think he needed them worse. Peter said he is going to try and build solar heating for our pool. Not sure when he iss going to find time for that? We have to move Asthon out Thursday night, leave for the cabin Friday. The next weekend we are going to actually finish our room that we have been planning to do for the last 3 months! Then, both boys rooms need to be done. So now we are into summer and who wants to

To Bid Or Not To Bid...
That's right Ladies & Gents...This girl is being Auctioned as one of the Sexiest Inked Women of Fubar!!! So stop by and throw down a Bid, you know ya wanna ;) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1651712&albumid=963992&i=654554771&idx=1

In Memory Of... Jo-rod
Seven years tomorrow still feels like yesterday,I seen that big pretty smile. I know you're in a way better place doesn't stop me from hating the fucker who got u killed. He got away with killin you even added on to his family. Family no one to carry on your name he took that option from you. Just know you are missed and loved.

Music....sooths The Spirit, Eases The Pain Lets U Grow
HUNGHARIAN GYPSY VIOLIN SOLO MOST DONT KNOW I HAVE A SON, HIS 18 NOW... HE STARTED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLEN AT THE AGE OF 10...MY GRANDFATHER PLATED THE VIOLEN AS WELL...THIS TALENT RUNS IN THE FAMILY, WE R BLESSED WITH IT.. I AM SO PROUD THAT HE STUCK WITH IT AND PLAYS SO BEAUTIFULLY!!! MY TRIBUTE TO MY HEART...MY WONDERFUL SON QUEEN OF THE DAMNED PERFECT VIOLEN SOLO

How Do You Really Know?
They say you just know that he is the one. When we first got together, we were absolutely crazy about eachother. Now we argue, we get on eachothers nerves, and i'm starting to think 'what if i am wrong?' How do you really know when its not meant to be? I am still crazy about him, and love him with all of my heart, i'm just starting to notice some flaws, some that i can deal with, some i dont know if i want to. do i have to make a sacrifice?i'm scared that if i do, it will come back and bite me in the ass, the problem will only progress if he doesnt get help. that is not whats best for me and my son. but can he change? Most people have to hit rock bottom befor they realize that there is a problem. i am worth more than rock bottom, a lot more.

Accident
Ok well as some know I am in chicago and the internet in the hotel sucks ass big time. It's taking me so long to rate people. For the next few days I'm not going to be around much. My daughters boyfriend was killed in a car accident on the 25th of april at 1:30 am. 4 kids were in the car, the driver and 2 passengers were killed and one got out with minor injuries. Both my kids were friends with one boy and my daughter was dating another boy in the vehicle. This has been her truley first serious relationship and isn't taking this very well... So I am doing a early prediction by saying I won't be on alot. My page wilbe up I'm sure but not sure what the next few days will bring. As many of you all know I lost 2 childen not long ago and this is really hard for me to even absorb let alone feel. Kids have lost total faith in alot after the death of their siblings, and now this. These are young kids and had a promising future. Well it chokes me up to even type all this..... Here is the lnk to

Royal Family
Get my banner code or make your own flash banner I am currently going to build a royal family of Fubar. To join is simple, reply or post for this bulletin and your profile will be displayed in future bulletins. Also when you join change your name to Member of Fubar's Royal Family. example: Rabbit $Member of Fubar's Royal Family$

Dirty Lil Secrets
MY DIRTY LIL SECRETS SHHHHHHHHHHH Current mood: flirty Category: Romance and Relationships MY DIRTY LIL SECRETS! I LOVE WOMAN! THERE LOOK THERE TOUCH AND THERE TASTE THE SENTIMENTAL STUFF THE SNUGGLING AND TONS MORE! THERE IS JUST SOMETHING WHEN A WOMAN TOUCHES ME AND KISSES ME AND THE LOOK IN HER EYES WHEN THEY SAY I LOVE YOU, AND MEAN IT! IT MAKES ME MELT. I SO CRAVE TO FIND THE PERFECT GIRL FOR ME! I LOVE MY HUSBAND TO DEATH! HE IS THE BEST! I LOVE STEVE SO VERY MUCH BUT HE IS NOT A WOMAN. HE SNUGGLES AND LOVES ME TO DEATH! HE WILL ALWAYS BE MY KNIGHT IN SHINNING ARMOR WHO SAVED ME! HE TREATS ME GREAT! EVERYONE KNOWS HE LOVES ME! HE PUTS UP WITH ALL MY SHIT WHO ELSE WOULD DO THAT! 15 YRS OF MARRIAGE AND 16 YRS TOGETHER I DO BELIEVE OUR LOVE WILL LAST FOREVER! FOR ALL WHO KNEW SOME OF THE STUFF WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THEY ARE ALL SHOCKED WE HAVE MADE IT THROUGH ALL THESE BAD TIMES. I THINK ITS LOTS OF REALLY GOOD TIMES IS WHAT HAS DONE IT! HE IS THE ONE WHO IS ENCOURAGING ME

Awesome Websites
What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is FREE. Yuwie is like any other 'connect with friends' or social networking site. But we have one major difference. Use Yuwie - Get Paid! Yuwie pays you to blog, upload pictures, refer friends, chat, hang out, etc.

The Past Cpl Years
THE CRAZY BITCH, MY ILLNESS, AND THE MOVE! The crazy ass bitch wanted me dead: She went to school we with Steve and she married his best friend and I was there daycare provider. After cheating several times on her husband she left him for a man the same age as her dad! She had 2 kids now girl is 14 1st husband and boy is 4 2nd husband! She is one nasty woman gross as hell she would wash dishes before dinner cause every dish in their house was always dirty! We are talking moldy food not even scrape stuff off she left the dishes all over the house! She would even forget to shower! You know those people that give you a bad vibe this is her! She was a terrible mommy so bad that when her daughter was a baby her mom called me and asked if I would take care of her baby if she called cps I said yes but ya have to be a relative! She is bipolar not on meds! So for several years she begged me to do a 4 sum with her and her husband and I kept saying no cause ewe…. I need to lik

When Life If Too Short
Life is too short for the wasting away of our minds and souls. We have based our daily routines on the self-satisfaction of material life. Ultimately, no matter how un-materialistic we may think we are, we all endure this journey by, if you are like me, fighting to maintain enough wealth to pay the rent and bills whilst paying for food and school and any other of those expenses we all in developed nations face day-to-day. We eat, work, sleep, party, fuck and do all those human things that humans do, but how many of us have stopped to take time to re-connect ourselves to this beautiful universe? Or have stopped to absorb the energy we are constantly surrounded by instead of stealing it from those we love? Our parents, and our parents' parents, and our parents' parents' parents and so forth have all gone on worrying about physical and material security for years and years and years and years. Up until the past few years, this need has been justified in aiding our world to move forwards.

Pretty Poem
A Reason To Believe In Love Often I have wondered, If true love was truly meant to be, I had found so many times wishing, And wanting more, Needing, Wishing, For something, A reason to believe, A reason to believe in love, A reason to believe in true love, A reason to believe in hope, A reason to believe in faith, A reason to believe, In something beyond what I have felt, Something beyond what I have had, Something beyond what I could have, But it always seemed so far, So far in the distance, So far in the horizon, So far, Until one day, One day I saw you, One day I talked to you, One day I felt something starting to form, Something forming that was stronger, Stronger than I could ever have believed in, Believed that could be, Could be with me, One day I found you, And you changed my life, Changed my life forever, Changed my life completely, Changed everything, Everything in my life, Because I found you, I found my true love, I found my soul mate, I

Missing
What am i missing you ask! A lot of stuff! My life in michigan was full of fun! I miss: Meeting friends for dinner& lunch Going to glow bowl on most fri nights: the 2 of us 4 of us or as many as 12 of us playing on 2 lanes drinking and laughing our ass off disapearing to go dance a song at the bar and steve bowling for me I miss the meet and greets at franco’s most of all: going early to eat dinner with friends new and old to talka nd hang and gossip before it got loud and busy I miss girls comming up to me grabbing my hand and dragging me to dance to "our song" I miss new girls every meet and greet i made out with a new girl at every meet and greet I miss seeing ppls faces light up when they 1st walk in I miss them running up to me for a hug and or kiss I miss DANCING all night long with my favorite girls I miss dancing with my girls and making out the whole song or songs I miss being comfy even though there is 200 ppl there I miss going down stairs to the dj an

New Rules!
New Rule: Smug politicians don't get to ask the people to take action. In a new commercial, current House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich discuss the dire need to take action to solve the climate crisis. Gee, IF ONLY THESE TWO PEOPLE EVER HELD POSITIONS OF POWER WHERE THEY COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT! At one point Gingrich - mustering up all the sincerity of a two-faced politician - says, "If enough of us demand action from our leaders, we can spark the innovation we need." Hey numbnuts: why don't YOU demand action from one of our leaders - she's sitting right next to you!

New Rules!!
New Rule: Judge the candidate on his/her own merits, not his/her pastor. If you think an issue is important, you must investigate it for yourself, not just accept information provided in sound bites - out of context. Barack Obama's pastor was in the news again this week. North Carolina Republicans are preparing to run an ad tying Obama to some controversial sound bites lifted from Reverend Jeremiah Wright's sermons. And CBS and MSNBC led their broadcasts with reports about the ad. Reverend Wright teaches black liberation theology. Reverend Wright gave an interview to Bill Moyers,last night, on the subject: BILL MOYERS: One of the most controversial sermons that you preach is the sermon you preach that ended up being that sound bite about Goddamn America. REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT: Where governments lie, God does not lie. Where governments change, God does not change. And I'm through now. But let me leave you with one more thing. Governments fail....* When it came to treatin

Reasons
we get up, we fight life we go to bed we fight to go to sleep how often you wish you want to be a dog, in a good family? whats our purpose of life? to be a good Husband? a good wife? A GOOD PERSON ? we pretend, we take things for granted until you don't have it anymore. what do I feel ? everyone is out for they're on wellnes fuck selfish people

The Fuck Shop!!!
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Joy
I took my kids to the carnival the other day. As I was watching all these children haveing fun, riding rides, eating carmel apples and cotton candy, I thought what a great job being a carnie would be. To be able be whitness and cause of such childhood bliss. Then as I look around at the people operating the rides I saw no smiles. I cant imagine what could possible make one of these people smile. Here they are in the middle of all this joy. They are part of everyones childhood memories. Yet they seem so oblivious to this. There are people everywhere who would love to be able to give children some bliss. Why are these people so numb? I dont know just stupid things I notice

50 Questions About Me
1) Do you smoke weed regularly? Why does THIS have to be the first question??? Lol ... no, definitely not regularly 2) Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks? Um, well, yeaaaaa 3) Who was the last person's house you went to besides your own? My friends Ted & Karen 4) Miss someone? Yes, desperately so 5) What's your ex doing? IDRGAF?!?? As long as he ain't doing it with me, I'm all good with that. 6) Is there something you could've done to make your last relationship work? Maybe .. Probably .. But it would have been me not being me, and knowing what I know now, it wouldn't have been worth the effort anyway. 7) Do you like someone right now? I like lots & lots of people until they choose to piss me off :D 8) Listening to music? Ipods are brilliant ... Snow Patrol at the moment. 9) What are you doing tomorrow? I intend on living every moment with a bright shiny smile on my face, making the most of a beautiful day &

My Finger Needs Pull'n!
Well things in my life are finally coming together. I was going through hell since July of last year cause I had lost my job, and apartment and had to move in with my family. That's a miserable and humiliating experience. Strangely enough some of the best things that ever happened to me happened during that time. I met my girlfriend and I can't remember ever loving anyone as much as I love her in my whole life. I was able to switch into the profession I wanted to, and despite the hard time the economy is having I'm able to enjoy a really good job that pays more than I've ever earned in my life. I now have my own place again and life is looking up. I'm dying to get back into making mischief, nothing fancy, just painting someones house cats, and dressing up drunken midgets in wedding gowns. And speaking of wedding gowns, my girlfriend and I are getting Fu-married on our 9 month anniversary. I'm hoping that we can make it a real moment to remember.

This Is Me
The very FEW people that I let into my lil online world here need to know this: I'm a real ass fukin woman. If you have any doubts, plz just send me a msg and I will very nicely say goodbye. I am single and don't answer to no one. I am a struggling single mother trying to live a life and make a life and Fubar is my escape where I can "drink" and have some laughs with the very few cool ass people that I meet on here. I am a therapist to many and I thrive on helping those select few that I choose to help. Again, if you have something to ask, say, whatever, hit me up and I'll be glad to explain or answer whatever you have doubts about. The therapist is on duty...I'll collect the fee at the end of life.

In Memory Of Uncle Dean
The funeral for Dean C. Wilson will be at Bethlehem United Methodist Church in Hammond, with the Rev. Brenda Johnson officiating. Burial will be in Greenwood Cemetery in Plainview. Mr. Wilson, 78, of rural Hammond, died Wednesday (April 16, 2008) in rural Wabasha County. Dean Clay Wilson was born Oct. 22, 1929, in Beaver, Minn. He attended elementary school in Estherville, Iowa, and the Grub School in Wabasha County. He farmed in Zumbro Township, Wabasha County, for 60 years and lived in southeast Minnesota most of his life. He was a member of Bethlehem United Methodist Church in Hammond and enjoyed having coffee and meals with friends and family.

My New Owner!!
Please Meet My New Owner! I would like all my friends and family to meet my new owner Burg. He is a super sweet, crazy, and funny guy. He has to be to own me for a month. Make sure to go by his page show him lots of fuluv. BURG@ fubar He likes new friends, new fans, and everything else. So go add him and show him the fuluv!!

Cowboys
Well the Cowboys seem to have had a good draft today feeling needs at runnung back conerback and tightend after trading our back up tightend to the Dolphins in a last minute trade last night, I would have liked to see a wide reciever drafted toda but they did not draft one hopefully they will tommorow I would have also ratherd have seen mendanhal instead of jones at running back, I guess we will have to wait and see what they do tommorrow but never the less I do belive we got three players that can help this year and I think they probally had the best first day of the draft then they have had in several years.

My Life
Okay, my first real blog on here. How many people hate drama and bitching, raise your hands. *Counts how many hands are raised.* Okay, you people can leave now, then, because you aren't really going to like what this blog's about. LOL. ANYWAYS...yeah. Where to start? Well, I have a migraine and people know that, yet they come to me expecting me to fix every little fucking goddamn problem they have. Hello, do I have the words "Come to me, I'm Ms. Fixit" tattooed on my forhead? Didn't think so. So when I say I have a migraine, please don't say "I'm sorry" then turn around and start laying all your fucking problems at my feet so you can have that weight lifted from your shoulders. I have enough fucking problems to deal with, and I don't need yours too!!! Please people! I feel like I'm dying here. I need help too. I'm not the girl next door who has no problems or no life. How about the next time I have a problem I need to work on, you help me with it instead of bitching tha

Auction
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Why Do People Assume When They Are Wrong
There are people that tell me that I shouldn't have had my daughter because she was just a mistake....I have news for them she wasn't a mistake...she just came sooner than I planned. I didn't exactly plan on having my beautiful baby girl when I had her but she was planned just the same. I have always planned on having a baby I just didn't know that she was going to come to me when she did. I am taking care of her myself now because her dad is a piece of shit and can't stay with someone that loved him more than I have ever loved anyone. I am the proudest mother any child could ever ask for. Granted I didn't think I would be taking care of my little angel all by myself but I love her just the same. Please stop assuming that she was a mistake because I am telling you now she was not a mistake...she just came sooner than I planned on her coming to me.

Spells
Tools * 1 piece of paper: large enough for you to print the full name of your enemy * A refrigerator: 1 ice-cube tray or small plastic bottle Instructions The following spell is to freeze the negativity sent by an enemy. It is an ancient spell that is very potent. If you cast it you can rest assured you will certainly stop the antics of your enemy, Without Harming Them! This spell can be cast at any time and during any phase of the moon. Step 1: Print the name of your enemy on paper. If you don't know your enemy's name, just print: ”ALL MY ENEMIES” Step 2: Place paper in ice-cube tray. Step 3: Fill ice-cube tray with water. Place in the freezer compartment of refrigerator. As you place the tray in freezer repeat this verse: “Stay there and freeze for as long as I please”. Step 4: Leave name in ice until danger is past. Do not allow ice to thaw.

Lily&katyluv
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Bored
My Computer My computer is on its last legs. I'm fairly certain that any day now, it will spontaneously burst into flames as I'm illegally downloading episodes of Lost, sending pieces of computer shrapnel into my face and setting my place on fire. I'm convinced that if my computer were a person, it would have physical capabilities comparable to those of Stephen Hawking. Yes, he is alive, and yes, he can probably explain Euclidean quantum gravity, but at the same time, he can only communicate by blinking or using an electronic voice synthesizer. Like Stephen Hawking, my computer is old and diseased. It's slow, it freezes every other time I use it, and it probably hosts more viruses than a crackhouse in Harlem. One of its most irritating defects is a broken keyboard; the "G", "H", and "Delete" keys periodically get stuck, often causing me to unknowingly write cryptic emails to my friends that say, "ey, you douceba. ow's life?" This gets especially irritating when I have to t

Odds
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can

Disrespect
MAN! I'M SO TIRED OF THESE MEN ON THESE WEBSITES TALKING ABOUT THEIR PRIVATE AREA. PERSONALLY I DON'T CARE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT, TALK ABOUT IT & I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT. I'M TIRED OF MEN ASKING ME IF I HAVE A WEB CAM. (YEA I DO BUT YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT! I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE SO MANY INTERNET WHORES. DAMN LEAVE ME ALONE CUZ I RESPECT MYSELF TOO MUCH TO PUT ANY HALF NAKED FLICKS UP OR SHOW YOU SOME X-RATED SHIT ON CAM. THE MEN ARE JUST PERVERTED DOGS & THE WOMEN ARE INSECURE LOW SELF-ESTEEM HO'S. I WISH I WOULD STOOP AS LOW AS TO SHOW MY BODY PARTS ON THE NET! SOME OF YOU PROBABLY CALLIN ME A HATER BUT GUESS WHAT? IM NOT NAKED ON SOMEBODY'S PC!

Liars
Ok how do you tell when a man lies to you? And do all men lie because so far I am thinking they do. i mean come on we know when things don't add up. I just don't understand why not tell the truth make it easier on you and the other person. But I think men like to do it the hard way. getting tired of the head games and my heart getting broken or the crazy ones.

To Every Guy....
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

About My Froggy
Adam aka CY Frog A self proclaimed geek with the most amazing eyes, froggy is the graphic designer for flirtations, as well as a DJ there. He is very flirtatious, and friendly. Froggy has a lot of female fans in the lounge, and any one of them will tell you it is his silly attitutde as well as his sweet disposition that makes him so attractive. He is a very good friend to have and always knows how to cheer you up when you are down, and make you feel wanted and loved. He is a loving son helping with yard work when needed. He is very talented when it comes to doing graphics, and anything computer related. Hi is a hard worker, and has a hard time dealing with people when they act stupidly. He is a great cook, and enjoys cooking naked, one day i hope he will make me a meal. HE HE HE I am very glad i met my froggy, and look foeward to having him as a friend for a long time, and being his private dancer for even longer!!!

Wedding Bully
COME WITNESS THE MARRIAGE OF TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE TAKING PLACE ON MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2008 AT 10 PM CENTRAL/11 PM EASTERN TIME....IN FORBIDDEN LOUNGE. THE HAPPY COUPLE IS Ravenbloodhunter AND ZARATHS666 CLICK PIC TO ENTER FORBIDDEN, AND GATHER TOGETHER FOR THESE TWO WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!! This momentous occasion is hosted by Rev Slim, Pastor and DJ Hypnotiq, Maid of Honor Please come join us!!!!

Life Is An Echo
A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams, “Ahhhhhhh!” Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, screaming, “Ahhhhhhh!” Filled with curiosity, he screams, “Who are you?,” but the only answer he receives is, “Who are you?” This makes him angry, so he screams, “You are a coward,” and the voice answers, “You are a coward. ” He looks at his father and asks, “Dad, what is going on?” “Son,” his father replies, “Pay attention.” The father then screams, “I admire you. ” The voice answers, “I admire you. ” The father shouts, “You are wonderful”, and the voice answers, “You are wonderful. ” Then the father explains, “People call this ECHO, but truly it is LIFE

The Box....part 1
It was late in the afternoon and he was coming home a little later than usual. She met him at the door, so happy to see him. When he comes home she can’t wait to hug and kiss him, but today she couldn’t. He was carrying a big box and it was blocking her access to him. She noticed that on the box he had written her name and “DO NOT TOUCH OR OPEN”…she kind of smirked, he knew she loved surprises but hated it when he teased her with them. He made things even worse when he placed the box in the middle of the room, knowing she would see it and have to walk around it. His huge smiling face made it all even worse. After they had dinner and she cleaned up the kitchen she went into the bedroom to fold some clothes. He stayed in the living to watch some TV and check something out online about the upcoming Nascar race. When he finished online he noticed she still had not come back into the living room. He looked at the box and smiled one of his devilish grins and decided to go find her. H

By Your Side
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke theminto being.When I created man, I formed him and breathed lifeinto his nostrils.But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed thebreath oflife into man, because your nostrils are too delicate.I allowed a deep sleep to come over himso I could patiently and perfectly fashion you.Man was put to sleep so that he could not interferewith the creativity.From one bone, I fashioned you.I chose the bone that protects man's life.I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungsand supports him,as you are meant to do.Around this one bone, I shaped you....... I modeledyou.I created you perfectly and beautifully.Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yetdelicate and fragile.You provide protection for the most delicate organ inman, his heart.His heart is the center of his being; his lungs holdthe breath of life.The ribcage will allow itself to be broken before itwill allow damage to the heart. Support man as the ribcage supports the body.You

My Thoughts
How do u tell u online friends something that only a few people around u has know for years.I been asking that same question for 4 years now.Well tonight I reveled the big secret my friend cyandie she is a sister to me.The secret I've been battling and health problem since I was 4 years it called growth hormone def.I remember the first I meet the doctor when I was 5 years old sitting in the room with an there alot doctors around me talking my mom.I siting on the table the table drawing on that paper stuff.I really didn't understand what was doing at time.All I know was something was wrong with and then that when the test started hell how many people can say they had repeat k-g I can.My first year of k-g was at Unc hospital in chapel hill,north carloina.My specialist at was Dr.Underwood he had just finished study's on growth hormone def. that I have.Years went by only my closest friends know what was wrong with me.It was hard for me going to school kids pick me cause at age of 7 years i

Fine Wine
An older woman is like a fine wine. She just gets better with age. As the strong flavorsome rush of youth matures into a rich and intriguing mixture of subtle blends, textures and tastes, the true character evolves. She is not to be handled carelessly, not to be just quaffed down quickly. No, instead you must take the time to slowly savor the exquisite complexity that only the passing of time can endow. A true connoisseur knows he should draw her out slowly, lovingly as he would with a bottle from the shelf. Handle that bottle delicately and caressingly before gently easing out the cork and pouring the dark rich beauty from within. Let the flavor linger upon your tongue, the fine aroma excite your nose. Enjoy the firm full body upon your palate as you savor it drop by lingering drop. Be captivated by the stimulating rush as you become intoxicated with its heady delights. And a true connoisseur will not then just select another wine – he will not even bother with an extensive cell

Birthday Pimp Out
It is finally here! It is THE day! The day we celebrate the birth of that awesomely wonderful and talented individual, Catch& Release! On his special day, please take a minute to show him da love! Here is his link. Catch & Release@ fubar MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts and for the first time ever...I am even gonna pimp myself out..hee hee! If you get a sec, come show me a lil bit o luv too....mwahhhhhhhh! Click my pic below...c'mon..i know u wanna! luvya, zoeygrl~ fuwife 2 zgirl~Club FAR~Mad FuBombers~TrueLycan FL Bombers~@ fubar

***secrets***
Having a lounge has had it's up's and downs to say the least ....I've gotten to know a few ppl that i will carry in my heart always..Put I have decided to close ***Secrets*** When i opened the lounge i wanted it to be a place where ppl of all walks of life could come together and have a good time....The lounge become full of drama and exhausted me ...We made the attempt to turn things around unfortunately by the time we did i was truely burnt out i feel that i have nothing else to give so it's time to walk away...I'm sure our paths will cross again as all of us lounge hop:)For thoses that i've developed close friendships with you always know how to reach me..Much Love and Respect...........Sassy

Lizard Birth
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly

Gamble On Sports????
This is a site for gamblers.It's free and they ask for no credit card info and there's no catch.I've been doing this for weeks now and I'm loving it. They give you 10 cents to bet with and you can bet it all on one sport or spread it out to however many sporting events you want to.So there's nothing for you to lose at all. Once you reach $10 you can cash out at any time and they will send you a check for the amount that you won and yes it's real money,or you can keep on betting with it. Right now the sports you can bet on is MLB,NBA,NHL,UFC and several soccer leagues.all you have to do is click on the link posted below or copy and paste it in your browser and sign up and you'll be on your way to making every game interesting. I know it sounds dumb and i thought so at first too but it's really not and it's a lot of fun.So check it out and good luck with your bets and who knows maybe you'll win a few bucks if you're the lucky type. http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=21915

Cool
fubar is really cool place to meet people, I like this place, gifts, ratings and friends, I'm new to fubar but so far I like it, no I love it, thanx friendsBest graphics, layouts, and more for your profiles! Click Here!

The Life And Times Of 'mistress Whiplash'
As Mistress Whiplash opened her eyes and lay there trying to focus her weary brain and thinks to herself will it be just another day,what excitement awaits me today? More than likely nothing,just a normal one,yet discreetly wishing that some villain would try to brighten up her day.The forces of evil were everywhere but it was mainly the servants that she was catching these days.The masters behind the dastardly plans were hiding themselves...she knew who they were though...soon one would make a mistake. So for now it would be a working day of humble servility and politeness to co-workers.As a woman driving a truck she was still a rare thing and many never understood why she drove such a large truck to deliver some times such insignificant things,"it's the only truck I got", she replied sweetly to inquisitive people. Mistress Whiplash had her secrets well hidden,her origins,where she came from,why she wore the clothes she did and were not just sexy atire to seduce men.Mind you

Family Thingies...
pg. 1 It was just the flight of snowflakes touching, receding on the rose-colored cheeks that evoked a waterfall of butterfly giggles brushing my heart with the softness of admiration for all that was new in the wonderful world of innocence Dancing to the unheard rhythm of the descending white twirling endlessly until the earth seemed to move counter clock wise to you and you landed with amusement sparkling in deep brown eyes in the soft pile of cold and laughter rose toward the heavens pg. 2 You reached out holding the camera with careful dedication “kiss the snowman, mommy” and in a moment of youthful exuberance you captured what would become a forever engraved snapshot of the young man in becoming etched within the core of me Dedicated to my two children with eternal love and devotion Adam & Aleyna

Drama Queens !!!
For someone to lie to get on here by saying they were invited here from me ... Is PRETTY SAD !!!! For you can't even put a pic up of you !!! HAHAHAHA That or your to UGLY or you may think the BLENDER is better lookin then you !!! It's sad to think that you lost a GREAT MAN to a GREAT WOMAN but you did .... I feel HONOURED to think that you joined this site just to look at YOUR'S TRULY !!!!! Well get a lookie at my MAN'S page for his pic's of US !!! ( NSFW OF COURSE BOY"S !!!!) For all the rest on here who has NO interest in DRAMA QUEEN'S to be on their page ... Look out for The Best You Never Had !! Grade A DRAMA !!!!!!! Take care and play safe !!

Fubar Drama
Well it has come to my attention that I have a little stalker...Typically you would think that because I'm a woman...it would be a man...But..not this time..It's a woman...And she's not stalking me because she wants me...Although..I'm not sure why..Most lesbians like me...But..because she has a little problem with jealousy... Came home from work this morning...Logged in like always to check my messages...And there it was in print...This chick had downrated me...Hmmm..Curious to know who she was, I of course went to her page...Awwww...Now I knew why she had been so rude...Seems that her top man is someone that "was" on my friends list...Now...please keep in mind...I have never once had any kind of communication with this man...He leaves comments...I leave him comments...Nothing more...And have never had an interest to do more...So, because I am a woman...I to have bitch tendencies...I downrated the shit out of her...Call it petty...But damnit...I worked all night and I'm not in the b

Just Damn Funny!!!
BATON ROUGE, LA—Veteran partier Adam Girard announced his intentions to continue partying late Saturday evening, assuring onlookers that the multiple injuries he had sustained over the previous six hours did not require medical attention, and were not severe enough to prematurely end the festivities. Despite the fact that Girard, who was attending a house party near the Louisiana State Univeristy campus, had twice fallen more than eight feet onto his shoulder while attempting to walk along the front-porch banister, the 24-year-old bookstore clerk appeared resolute in his commitment to continue consuming alcohol, singing, dancing, and hitting empty beer cans like baseballs with the tube of an old vacuum cleaner. "Whoo! Party!" Girard said. "Someone get—turn on Rock Band. I'll be all like, 'Bwah. Bwah-bwah. '" According to witnesses, the recent college graduate arrived at the party sometime during the mid-afternoon barbecue without any visible bruises, abrasions, or l

Sundaysssssssss
I am only me, that is all that I can be No more, no less, don’t second guess I love, I laugh, I live and cry, I’ve wished at times, that I could die Some days I’m funny, others I’m not, sometimes I’m in overdrive and can’t stop I am a loyal and honest friend, You know that I’ll be there until the end I am a romantic, sensual, and passionate too, to the love of my life, I’ll share this with you I can be sweet and shy or sassy and bold, I’m quite a handful, or so I’ve been told I am not perfect, I do have my faults, like when I get scared I put up high walls Or I’m not as forgiving, as I’d sometimes like to be, because when I hurt, I hurt deeply My logic is all my own, at times misunderstood, because I don’t always do things for my own good I have many facets, like a diamond you see… I am only me.

Fade Away
A beautiful morning a clear blue sky I wipe the tears away from my eyes High is the sky above I see a dove a sign of what I thought was love I turn the radio on, its time to dress My heart is broken, my heads a mess They play his song and I let out a sigh Forcing back the tears, its hard not to cry I think about him all day long Oh why oh why did I have to hear that fucking song Why when we love with body and mind That breaking up and heart break is so unkind I see him everywhere I look I wish I could shut him out like closing a book Am I bitter and twisted and full of hate Or is the beast still locked up behind a gate If I where to hate him It would mean I never loved him And I did love him I know for sure For in my heart my love was pure For he was my love, caring and kind And in losing him I nearly lost my mind So the am I really bitter in twisted?? I think not for I believe I was gifted. To love, to lose and then to cry You feel like you just wa

Advice For Woman!!!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man inless he is a baby 2. Whar do you do if your b/f walks out? You shut the damn door!!! 3.If the can put a man on the moon -They should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man mind wonder- It is to small to be out alone 5. Go for younger men You might as well they never mature anyways 6. All men are the same they just have diffrent faces- So we can tell the apart 7. Definition of a bachelor , a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman misserble. 8. Woman don't make fools of men they r the do it your self type 9. Best way to get a man to do something - Tell him he is to old to do it. 10. If you want a committed man - look in the mental hospitol 11. Love is blind but marrige is a real eye opener 12. If he ask what kind of books you are into -tell him check books 13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes it means that you laugh at all his 14. Sadly all m

Tired Of Bs
As of today 4/27/08 I am making some changes. I am tired of the bullshit and getting treated like I don't matter. Read the rules: 1. If I am not on your Top Friends and Family Lists don't expect to be on mine. I have noticed that I am not on a few Top Lists and I have known these people for a long time which is kinda fucked up. Oh well such is life. 2. I will no longer leave profile comments on your page if I never receive them back. If I can take the time then so can you. 3. Don't expect me to rate your pics or stash when you can't even rate mine. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RULES THEN REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST. I DON'T NEED FAKE FRIENDS.

Happy Hours
30K FUBUCKS AND A BLING FIRST PERSON TO KEEP THIS AS MINE AND STICKS IT MY OWNER LYNNE AND ME ARE HAVING BACK 2 BACK HAPPY HOURS MINE IS @ 2 PM FUBAR TIME LYNNES IS @ 3PM FUBAR TIME SO IF YOU COULD SAVE YOUR 11'S AND SHOW US BOTH SOME LOVE I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT CHECK MY BLOGS TODAY FOR GIVE AWAY'S MY WICKED AWESOME OWNER ~Lynne ~ Diva Mafia~Owned by MASTER~Owner of ,NOVA, MASTER, Bubbles, Techboy007...@ fubar ~MASTER™~OWNED BY~LYNNE~& WONDER WOMAN~SWEET&INNOCENTS~FU HUBBY~ SHADOW LEVELER~@ fubar THIS PIMP MADE BY MASTER Music Video: Rough & Ready by (Trace Adkins) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone

Getting On My Top Friends List
I've had a few people ask me recently what it takes to get on my top friends list....its pretty simple...be a fun person to be around, capable of having a good time, and you meet me or come see one of my shows and let me know who you are....people on the internet tend to be a bit on the odd side I know, so I can see why people are worried about meeting someone off internet sites...only people who meet me in real life however make it on that list....and the ones you see on there now are the ones I cherish the most because we still HANG OUT together and are all great friends. HANGING OUT is not code for having sex by the way...some of you chicks want to label me a perv right off the bat because of my lifestyle, but I'm just a party boy and like to have fun...if you want to read more than that into it thats your problem....I'm not aggressive, I probably miss more flirting than I catch...if you are worried about me getting up on you thats not my style. I'll take what climbs in my lap...oth

Words
I often wonder how many people actually read these things. Are my words just being ignored. You sit and judge everyday that you think you know people, and you categorize us as just like everyone else, but do you really take the time to get to know us for the individual that we are? My words are me. My words are my feelings, my thoughts, the way I am. My words are my glory, my passion, my love. If you don't want to talk to me to get to know me, all you have to do is read my words. But nowadays people are so caught up in the physical that they don't give a dam about the person. They want to know what the body feels like and looks like naked. They just want to "fuck and leave" or they want a FWB but forget about the Friend part. Has the world really gotten to the point that physical is much more important than emotional or mental? If I weighed 300 lbs and was ugly I guess I wouldn't have a chance in hell huh? All because people see the physical and don't want to know the inside, the heart

Levelers Attack These People With Love
Levelers Just remember your day too Godfather, Disciple, Prophet, Oracle is around the corner and it will be you that we offer this for .. Show all love. If you are on this pimpout then go show someone else love. Most return love back as we saw on the last pimpout. This is a pimpout from The Shadow Levelers. We was in the process of leveling a Leveler to GodFather and wanted him too level yesterday. So we offered a pimpout too all that would bling him too level. Stop by and show all of them love for helping him GodFather. If they are not friends of your you wont regret having them as friends.They are always there too help when you need them. ~CONFEDERATE BOMBER FAMILY OF FUBAR ™©~@ fubar ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar SBM08 ~Sergeant-at-Arms Rate Spankers Leveling Club*~**{{Shadow Levelers}}**@ fubar ஐRogerLee ஐFu-Owned by Heartistic Soulஐ@ fubar Anna Fu Owner of Michiganman48091@ fubar Heartistic Soul@ fubar Mystic W

Help Judi Godmother!
Judi is 318,000 from being a Godmother. She's always helping people whether it be bombing, helping people level, etc. Let's all show Judi the loves she deserves. Go spank her hard so we can get her to Godmother just that much sooner! Thank you to all that show her love on her journey to Godmother! Hope you all have a wonderful day. :) Just click on her link below to help her out...Hugsssss ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~LEVELER / BOMBER~*S*U*P*~@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by: ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar

Woman
"A woman has strengths that amaze me. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burden. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth.

Friendship
If someone hurts you, ill knock the shit outta them. If you jump off a bridge, ill be on the ground to catch you. If you cry, ill let you cry on my shoulder. If ur kicked out, ill take you in. If your drunk, ill take your keys. If your world comes crashin down, ill be standin rite next to you. If you cry cause of me, its cause i made you laugh too hard. We'll be friends forever, no matter wat happens between us. Just know im here for you.

My Point Of View
This blog is about my point of view on life and how I live , it is not a reflection of how others are or how I want others to be , Its really all about me... I think that life is for living and being mad or depressed takes away from the time and energy I put into living , I dislike people who are pushy , agressive, racist or in general a**holes . I think looks and egos are unimportant , people can look great and still be d*cks . The true window to the soul is inside . I live life to be happy and to be productive , I spend my time helping others who cant always help themselves, I spend my time enjoying simple things , and I know I have no opinion on others , I respect others opinions regardless weather or not I agree with them ,or not . I don't let stuff bug me If I can't control it then it was never mine to control , I live for the day everyday , and I know that tomorrow may never come. I love myself my family and then everyone else , I have many friends and many acquain

Petitioning Sprint
Dear Sirs,, I am sending you this letter in hopes that you can help me come up with a solution with my problem with Sprint. Sherry Manning 8110 Rudolph Rd Charlotte, NC 28216 April 27, 2008 To whom it may concern: I am a concerned citizen of yours in North Carolina. I am writing you this paper on ethics to inform you that your Call Center in South Charlotte, has been the worst experience of my life. I have informed the Veterans Department of the Department of Labor and Rick Simons that your call center has the worst reputation in town for how you treat your employees. I have been stalked all over town by your employees. I have had to change my name because of the immaturity of your rape and murdering employees. I have had to hire a Private Investigator, call the State Attorney’s Office in the State of Florida and the Victims Advocate in Escambia County. I have had change my phone number 5 times because of the harassment from your employees in that call cent

Spring Research Paper
Changes in the Traditional Funeral Through out history the traditional funeral has changed. Often influenced by religion, culture and popular trends. Currently we have more options than ever, and with new ideas, new technology, and reappearance of older traditions. The traditional funeral will continue to change. Funerals have always been in flux. We no longer do funerals at night by torchlight, nor do we give out monkey spoons or provide clothes for the mourners. Some traditions fall by the wayside, while new ones are always popping up. There are just more options available now than ever before. In fact the term traditional funeral is a bit of a misnomer. What we call a traditional funeral today isn't that old, You really have to define the word traditional. Be it based on religion or culture. There is traditional Catholic, traditional Jewish, traditional Muslim and many more. We might call what we have now a traditional funeral, but that isn't the c

Other Research Paper
Euthanasia The basic definition of euthanasia is the taking of another life to relive pain and suffering. In the case of this paper we are going to expand that definition to include assisted suicide since that is the case before the courts in the United States and the rest of the world. In the United States active involuntary euthanasia of humans is illegal. Passive euthanasia is legal with many restrictions and much debate. Assisted suicide or voluntary euthanasia is only legal in one state. Active euthanasia is taking of a life to end suffering and pain. Passive euthanasia is the with holding of food, water or medication that are needed to keep a person alive until they die. Assisted suicide is the taking of a person's life with their permission, or helping them to end their own life. There is Voluntary euthanasia, involuntary euthanasia the meaning of each is apparent. To most people euthanasia and assisted suicide is the same thing, So to make things sim

Im Sorry
Ok got some things I need to say and not sure where to start but here goes. For those of you that have known me since the start of my venture on fubar, well cherrytap then, over a year ago, knows that I have changed alot. And no im not proud. I have pushed friendships to the side because of other people or because of things going on. I have had alot of ups and downs over the past year, and many of you have put up with my moods changing from day to day, hell even hour to hour, and I have not been a very good friend at all. I used to be this big hearted person who was always there for my friends and always showed them love. I have not been doing that and i am truely sorry. It took me a while to see that it was my doing as to why not many talk to me anymore, but i see it now and i feel really awful for it. I am doing some things to try and change back to the old me that everyone knew a while back. And no im not writing this for any reason but to apologize and let all you truely wonderful

All Drugs Containing Phenylpropanolamine Are Being Recalled.
All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND Please read this CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to everyone you know. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain ) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA Recommended that everyone ( even children ) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or orange) Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine Alka-Seltzer Plu

Thoughts On Love
Love is not something we find, love is something we DO! Just because something good ends doesn't mean something better won't begin To love you must be willing to let go, to let go you must be willing to love You can only be as happy as you want to be Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late Love is looking at him and knowing that even if you can't be with him, you feel happy because he is happy with someone else Love is like a box of chocolates. You don't know how good it is until they are all gone Love is what none of us can point out because it's that unexplainable thing that only appears when you realize you are not asking yourself, 'What is love? Never question if you are in love or not, because if you were you wouldn't need

Contest
I Will Be Hosting My First Contest It Will Be A 2 Part Contest. The First Part Will Be Women Vs. Men. It Will Run From May 4th Till May 11th. The Top Women And Man With The Most Comments After 1 Week Will Each Receive Their Choice Of Either A .... Or A 7

My First Contest
> > > > > > I Will Be Hosting My First Contest It Will Be A 2 Part Contest. The First Part Will Be Women Vs. Men. It Will Run From May 4th Till May 11th. The Top Women And Man With The Most Comments After 1 Week Will Each Receive Their Choice Of Either A .... Or A 7

Marijuana
Washington State, is a medical marijuana state. If you have been under a doctors care in the last year for a "debilitating illness" such as cancer, aids, hepatitus, glacoma, fiber mialja, eating/stomach disorders, high blood pressure, migrane headaches, to name but a few, and you have a copy of your diagnosis and medical file from that doctor, you may then schedule an appointment with a doctor who is pro marijuana as the least caustic medication available for your illness. You may then, with this recomendation for marijuana use from your doctor, legaly transport, posess and manufacture a 60 day supply of marijuana for your own use. Questions? Feel free to contact me.

I Ramble...therefore...i Am
Picture this....a dusty road...leading a snake like "S" away from me...tumble weeds swiftly roll by in the wind....throat parched from the blowing dust....I look behind me and fuck me if I can't see where my last steps had been....as if I hadn't come from anywhere....like I had been standing right in this very spot since the beginning of time... I do my best "Clint Eastwood" squint and look harder down the road to see...to see if I can get at least a glimpse....or at the very least hear a faint laugh floating in the wind...How long have I been standing here...before I even felt like I had been standing here? I smile to myself... and think "shit I must be getting old, these are the same things old people think about"...My smile fades....as I feel a sense of doom...Of there being no past...no future....no present.......no you. Oh boy am I fucked....

Have You Met My Fu Owner Yet? (april)
Do you have mizotte59 as one of your friends? If you don't....you should! He is caring, loving and an awesome friend who is always there for you. Let this be your own personal invitation to go check him out and R/F/A this remarkable man!! 'mizotte59' This bulletin brought to you by '♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫'

My Mom
Two months ago she had a tennis-ball size cancerous lump removed. Operatione went great and they started preventive kemo. At best she has never been over 110lbs. Now she is 69lbs. I was on stand-by incase I had to drive up north. A bacterial infection set-in...now she is on a vent... she may have 4 hours or 48 hours... Its 6:30pm...I am going to take a nap and my daughter & I are hitting the road as soon as I wake up as I've been up since 0600...The Edstang is to noisey and to modified to drive so we're taking the old TransAm...pray for my me/us... Will update and have my computer with me... FuBar Friends rule! OfficerEd 4-28-08: 0300 on-the-road Arrived 4:30pm. Mom passed while enroute. Stayed with my Dad over-night. Kind'a rough. Two soulmates, together for 49 years & 9 months. Self-employed co-owners of a publication... 4-29-08 plans & arrangements. 2 Viewings 5-1-08 Funeral 5-2-08. Very cool. A small brass jazz band played her favorite songs graveside en

Blocking
why would someone whos blocked ya..come to your page 4 months later..and rate your pics? Things that make ya go ..hmmmm. LOL . I went to return the favor..or say thank you but see I am still blocked. Guess hes still hurt from way back then.

Obama Explains National Anthem
Obama Explains National Anthem Stance On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:48:04 -0400, "LTG Bill Ginn" USAF ret Forwarded: Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. "As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides," Obama said. "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem it self conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bel licose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' I

Redneck Pick-up Lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines... 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna

The Things Little Kids Say!!
For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally..... "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out.. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Weight Loss Plan
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck

Backwards
I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports , date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Casual Friday At The Office
I walked into the front door of the office making sure to re-lock the door. It was casual Friday, but at this small business there was a totally different take on it. Tiffany my secretary was leaning back in her chair, her head titled back. When she heard me she smiled, "Hey, just the man I wanted to see this morning." I walked around the desk and stood in front of Tiffany. Wearing no panties, she had her skirt pulled up, showing me her pretty pussy. "Does your pussy need my attention?" "Mmmmm yes....could you fuck me please?" "Of course." "First let me see that cock." I stood facing Tiffany while she pulled my zipper down and freed my cock. Tiffany took me down her throat while I fingered her pussy. Damn Tiffany gives great head. Taking me to the edge she stopped saying, "OK, now fuck me...please." I knelt down, Her pussy was beautiful...nice puffy lips and a nice swelled clit. I began running my tongue up and down her lips, as Tiffany told me how good it felt. Tiffany wa

A Man's Point Of View
Now everyone is asking: What the hell is this all about? Well This is the Point of View of a real good man. Do I consider myself a good man, fuck yes i do so why am i writing this. Well everywhere i go there is a damn blog about how men are dogS, women complaining about this guy and that guy, how to treat a woman, and this that and the other crap. Well i am pretty much fed up with reading that SHIT, now it is time for you women out there to hear it from a man and a good one at that! Well i am not going to give you all the back ground on why i a writing this, but they all know who they are and i am going to leave it at that. Because that is what a man does! He protects what he cares for. As i sit here by myself, because i am good man, i sit and think about all of the relationships that i have had from the time that i started dating and i noticed a crazy trend that only after 17 years i really noticed.. that i was cheated on with every last one of them. Now lets figure out what happen..

A Heart Full Of Nothing...
So have you ever found someone that you know would be right for you? But you know you can't be with them no matter what you try to do. You say that you'll never give up and just keep on trying. But regardless of your efforts your soul just keeps on dying. You feel like your life is heading down the drain and you can't make God stop the rain. The sun is just hiding away from everything that's bad today. Your life is just one big dark cloud and all that's good has gotten out. Well that's how I feel as of right now and no matter what I do it all stays down. I know that she would be right for me but it seems that she doesn't see what I see. I would love her, and hug her, and kiss her too. I would bring her a rose and she would have no clue. I would tell her that she's beautiful every single day and lay beside her and let her know that it will all be ok. It's so tough to keep hiding this feeling underneath when I know that doing that is just kill

My Friends Of Old...
So I went to Malvern this weekend and I hung out with some people that I haven't hung out with and forever. And the wierd, but cool, thing about it is, I had fun. Alot of fun. That's when I realized that moving away from Magnet Cove was one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made. I know I was stupid and obnoxious back then and not alot of people like me but now I am alot more mature and better than I was back then and I know that I could rekindle those friendships that I had back then. The thing I really liked about it was that they didn't make fun of me for my flaws or my mistakes. They just talked to each other and talked to me about the past and what were doing now. We just had fun... it was sweet. I will definately be hangin' out with them again cause they don't make me feel insecure and it will just be nice to start over. I am gonna move to malvern when I find a better job and hopefully my life will be alot better. The town may be small and crappy but I'm not moving there

What's Wrong With Me?
What's wrong with me? Is there something in my teeth? Is there a zit on my face that is so incredibly huge and disgusting that you can't even bare to look me without almost throwing up or laughing or stare at me like you there is a riddle on my face that you are trying so desperately to figure out? Is there some physical attribute about myself that I need to fix so that I can be socially accepted? Do I need to be skinny and have long, stupid, unprofessional looking hair so that you will glance over at me and think that I may have a chance? Do I need to have more muscles? Do I have to flash a thick wallet in order for you to be attracted to me? I know that you don't look at me and say to yourself, "he looks like he has an awesome personality." What's wrong with me? Did I say something to upset you or freak you out? Did I send you too many roses? The chocolates... are they not your favorite? I should have got you a stuffed frog or a monkey. Not a stupid bea

Good Bye
So good bye to all of you that expected a cyber strip tease or an imaginary fuck. This blog is actually to the few great people i've meet here in hopes that they'll send me an email address or a YM address. I came here to meet intellectually stimulating people who love to laugh and have fun with Friends, not to see how many fans i could get or to boost my ego. I actaully have a great life away from this computer and just wanted to explore an outlet of people i might not have met anyway. Those of you who have cyber jealousy or jack off to the screen night after night, i'm sorry for you. how very sad. I'm not an attention whore who need nightly confirmation of how hot some stranger in Florida thinks I am. So good bye i'll be deleting this profile by the end of the month. The few(u know who u are) I'll gladly keep in touch if you give me a way to do so.

Fubling Giveaways!!!
Cupcake and I thought we would try something a little different for fubling giveaways. You will definatly have to self bomb and if you want to bring any of your friends to help that is great. here is a list of family members we entered in giveaway. Faithful1 Berrymuffin TaTa Cupcake Butterfly Dark Kitty Sharon Sam Smitty Chickie Newccy Evonne Choppie Imcrazybitch Shannon Cheri Stephani Lynn is hosting it and it will be in her folder BLING Sale. Folder will open at 6am fubar time, and you have a week from open to get 3500 comments. most of us have multiple accounts and friends who will help out.. I also will use hp to help out everyone i can. We decided to do this cause we couldnt figure out who to put in it. If stephani lynn isnt on your friends list already you will need to rate, fan and add her.. folder will be open to friends only. Her is link to her page. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar hope we all have fun with this. i know it is different then what you are use

He Agreed To Sign The Papers..
I sat Chad down today and told him we need to divorce. This marriage is going no where. I have already went to the lawyer, had paperwork drawn up, all that needs to be done is signatures and then it's filed. I think he held on to a glimmer of hope I'd change my mind. That is not happening. I refuse to stay in a loveless marriage. It would be impossible to stay with the man who has shattered my self esteem. I want a chance to move on with my life, to see if I can find true love with someone who appreciates me instead of settling for me. I am just happy he finally sees that this is what is best for both of us and the kids. I'm tired of feeling like shit, and fighting with him all the time. I want my house back and my life. I hope it goes quickly and isnt messy. Keep me and the kids in your prayers. ((hugs))

Love In Vein
Love in vein Would a wise man go on living? If he knew he would hurt again, or try and find an easy way out, and die of a mortal sin? Even if his body lived, surly his soul would die. For he would be a cold hearted lover, without the ability to cry. Should he be put through the torture? Should he put someone else through the pain? Of trying to love a woman, he could only love in vein. By Michael Coburn

The Walls
The Walls Let’s tear down these walls a brick at a time. Uncovering the emotion’s that were left behind. As the walls fall the stories unfold, telling us all their is to be told. Defying the laws of the inter most mind, breaking the boundaries in which we abide. As the truth is brought out, their should be no doubt, about, what’s to be done with living a life, without the walls to keep you inside. By Michael Coburn

Please Donate
We All Seem To Have Enough Money To Waste On Happy Hours, Blast, Tickers, An Bling Packs Why Dont You Do Something Useful With It. Instead Of Making 1 Person Happy Why Dont You Donate It To This Wonderful Organization And Make Alot Of People Happy. This Year I Will Be Walking With Team Tobia. If Anyone Would Like To Make A Donation Please Copy And Paste The Link Below. http://www.firstgiving.com/drtobia

Unseen
Could it be that a sight unseen, may not have been just what it seemed, and yet at night I dream my dream. Oh God have mercy, on what’s unseen. For how it changes, twist and turns and if you have loved just how it burns. The stone cold chill of silence is bliss, from the shouts of rage I soon won’t miss. Distorted truths, but not quite lies, is how the unseen lives and how it hides. By Michael Coburn

Please Remeber
Today we buried a Solider .. Matt Maulpin .. a boy raised right here in my neighborhood who went to war to give us freedom ... Memorial services for Staff Sgt. Matt Maupin will be held April 26 and 27, the soldier’s father, Keith Maupin, confirmed today. The family is planning a 24-hour visitation and vigil for their son at Union Township Civic Center in Eastgate on April 26. Funeral services will be held on April 27, at a downtown Cincinnati location that has yet to be determined. The family is looking for a venue large enough to hold the thousands of people who are expected to pay their respects to the fallen Clermont County soldier. Thousands walked past Staff Sgt. Matt Maupin's casket during a daylong visitation at a civic center in Clermont County, east of Cincinnati, where he grew up. Many of them headed to Great American Ball Park, home of the Cincinnati Reds, for an afternoon memorial service. The crowd occupied the lower portion of the 42,000-seat stadium, b

My Son
imikimi - Customize Your World Let's not forget his Brothers and Sisters that are still In Iraq that need to come home also . Please Keep them kids in your thoughts each and every day. Prey they get to come home to there familys as soon as possable . Thank you all for your support Ocean :)

Upon This World
Me Upon this world I lay my claim; I place my stake and my name. All that come, then shall see, my claim to be, just simple me. My word,... my bond,... one in the same, there is never a doubt, that is just my way. I try and seek out the good in all mankind; to free my soul of day's gone by. Then, still it's not enough, to trade a life sentence, for a way...to live a life and right my wrongs, paying the price as time goes on. By example not definition, to lend the hand, to take up the slack, to stick out my neck,...and get stabbed in the back. BY MICHAEL COBURN

Alone
Alone I am just one. I can count it on my hand. I can hold one finger out By it's self, alone it stands And then, I add one more And this consists of you. Now the total of this sum Has now become a two. By Mike Teez

Knock Outs
HOT! HOT! HOT! Join this new HOT GROUP! Im still looking for new officers such as promoters, recruiters, and small workers to help me run this group smoothly. HOW TO JOIN? 1. Send me a private message inquiring that you want to join. 2. You will be givin an application form that must be filled out and sent to me via fubar mail b4 u are approved. Ive had too many members join and jus want certain things or join and then concentrate on others groups so this time ima make sure i pick the right members. 3. YOU MUST EARN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD!! This will ensure that you are not jus trying to join for a membership card. 4. There will b 3 folders dedicated to the KO girls. (1) for the membership cards (2) for the members (3) for newbie members that must graduate into the main members folder This is group is no different from any other fubar female group. Its basically a group of the hottest ladies on fubar. Different events will be held such as small raffl

Fake Ass People
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ACT LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT AND REALLY CARE! WHEN ALL THERE IS BEHIND YOUR FAKENESS IS PERSONAL GAIN! WELL THE GIG IS UP I AM ALOT SMARTER THAN YOU THINK!!!! I DONT NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE!!! I AM DONE PLAYING THE BULLSHIT ASS GAMES!!! AND DONT REALLY CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!! I AM A FUCKING COOL ASS PERSON WITH A REALLY BIG HEART AND HAVE ALOT TO GIVE!!! BUT IF YOU PLAY ME OR MY FAMILY I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU OFF LIKE IT AINT NOTHING AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!!! TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE MY TRUE FRIENDS AND CARE!!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING BOMB AND I LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARNT FUCK YOU AND HAVE ENOUGH BALLS TO COME TO ME AND BE REAL!!!!!!! OR JUST SIT BACK AND LOOK LIKE FUCKING IDIOITS CAUSE I ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!! ^53333333333333/444444444444444

Time
Time is something I do not think anyone actually grasps or truly begins to comprehend until they them selves have recognized that they are in somewhat of short supply themselves, and or complete lack of it. The overwhelming sensation of emptiness and confusion sets in at this point. Most are in a altered state of mind or simply leaning towards denial rather than accepting the situation for what it is. Even fewer after accepting take the whole concept to a new level of reality and address this even now, questions such as where did it go? How did it slip by so fast and why didn’t I recognize this sooner? Almost instantly a second set of questions start to run for example endless counts of what could have been. A secondary mental diagnostic to review the whole revelation and process in which this level of reality was achieved, rather than simply accepting the revelations and proceeding less hast. For this person shall experience life as time occurs. BY MICHAEL COBURN

It Is Finally Spring !!! I Am So Happy The Flowers Are Blooming And So Am I !!!
Hello all it has been a very long time! I have missed you all but I do have new pics to show I hope you all like them! I had no idea the Cherry Tap changed to fubar. So for all of you that have sent me messages I am sorry that I deleted them. Next time tell me that we have a change so I know!! HUGS and KISSES And I hope you all are enjoying the warm weather and the beautiful flowers that are in bloom and the trees coming back to life!!

Godmother
♡SHEEZ♡ NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 346,339 points = Godfather. Go help her out, all love is returned. Here's her link below, hit it hard. ♡SHEEZ♡ ♫ ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ RATE*FAN*ADD!! READ MY PROFILE!! ♫ ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ@ fubar

One End
A faint sort of cry Almost, as if a voice, Trapped from inside. Where does it come from? This feeling I fight? It keeps me company Night after night. By myself or with some friends, I still can't deny. It comes on even then, Before you could bat an eye. So where does it go to, when the feeling subsides? Is it all in my head or can't I comprehend? That there is only one beginning and there’s only one end. By Mike Teez

Low Raters....
below is a conversation i had with some guy. it just pisses me off...yes fubar is fun and not serious...but damn, its not like it was a stupid mum... and i needed to be told how dumb i am! its a freaking display pick of a pin up! if ya dont like it skip it!(if reading the below, start from the bottom) me: your right..its for fun...so if you get off on rating low like that..have at it... but its not very friendly ... and im gona block ya now... have fun jeffreyramz7: this is fubar.... jeffreyramz7: have to tell ya its not that important to my life to worry about someones rating....sorry me: but a 2??? have to tell ya darlin, your in the minority...if ya dont like it please dont rate it...there no gun to your head! jeffreyramz7: just lookin at the animated pic me: damn a 2?

Tears Fall
WHEN THE TEARS BEGAN TO FALL I wasn’t there for you When the tears began to fall But my heart sought you out So you wouldn’t be alone I wanted to be there Just to hold your hand To try and comfort And understand To offer my shoulder When you need it the most To hug you, reassure you, And give you hope Written by, Mcihael Coburn

Values
At the top of my list of values There is this little word It’s simple straight to the point And rarely ever heard It’s a word of power With the potential to grow Into something that should be shown And if you plan To have a relationship It’s a must For the word I value Is the word of trust Written by, Michael Coburn

Without The Rain
WITHOUT THE RAIN The rain is steady But never alone Because we rain inside, It’s just never shown. Out in the dark When it’s pouring down rain We can cry aloud And not be ashamed For they can’t see The tears fall Or from which eye They fell The rain has no enemies And has no friends. We don’t know when it will start Or when it will end We can’t have any flowers Without the rain We can’t have any love Without the pain. Written by, Michael Coburn

Filth
Sometimes it is sweet to feel a kiss upon the lips. To gaze into my lover's eyes and taste their passion. Oh, but to feel a sensation that starts from the bottom. When I can no longer see your face. But feel your touch upon my feet. your lips softly kiss my ankles. Your hands slowly stroke up my legs. The heat intensifies in my pussy, as anticipation consumes me... Waiting for your mouth to devour my essence. And though my body pleads with you for satisfaction, You are slow and move with intent. Your hungry mouth exploring my body bottom up. Over my calves, across the back of my knees. The pleasure is euphoric to my body. I feel sensations in my toes. I moan in pleasure when your hand touches my bottom... Your tongue soft on my inner thigh. My legs part for you... I am drenched in my love for your touch. Your hand caresses my ass, and your tongue moves closer to it's prize. I arch my back so slightly... Your hands slide under me and grip my waist. I feel your

Ghost
When I think of you I get a cold chill. You are like a ghost in my past, yet you are my future. You own all my love, and my heart is yours. You help me make it through the day, and I have just one thing to say... I love you. Written by, Michael Coburn

Angel
My Angel You are but an angel Who’s fallen and lost her way of where you’re going And where you’ll stay As pure as the light Which warms my face From my heart I can’t erase I’ll try and help you Find your way But if you love me You will stay And if you don’t I won’t forget The angel I have found in you Written by, Michael Coburn

Love Is Just A Dream
Love is just a casual dream Of days ago and nights unseen. All our fantasies and deepest desires Coming to life in our heads. Thoughts of lust and passion Playing games in our minds, Because reality is so far away. It’s a sleep, you wish, you’ll never awake. Written by, Michael Coburn

I Will Not Tolerate Any Man Talking To Me Like This..
You all know the drill..read from the bottom up... ->™ Ka...: just let me know ->™ Ka...: i will gladly paypal you the amount you spent on me for anything (he bought me fu-bling and a vip which i didnt ask him for) ->™ Ka...: but you just told me to stfu in a mean way, and then have the gall to say i was asking for it..wtf ->™ Ka...: I have been nothing but nice to you, and honest with you ->™ Ka...: I didnt ask for anything ->™ Ka...: Um no I didnt ™ Ka...: Like you didn't ask for it ->™ Ka...: i'm sorry Katman I have to go..i cannot handle the way you are talking to me..it was really not nice to tell me to stfu ™ Ka...: Then STFU about him ->™ Ka...: i am not the type who plays games or tries to make people upset ->™ Ka...: No I'm being completely sincere ™ Ka...: Are you just trying to piss me off? ->™ Ka...: for once in my life I feel special to someone..I havent felt that in a long time ->™ Ka...: he tells me he loves me ™ Ka...: Made m

Branded By Love
BRANDED BY LOVE Branded by love Because I played the games That broke the girls hearts And ruined their names Because I thought I was a stud And found out I was a fool I would say anything So the guys would think I was cool And love was just a word I used to gain ground So I could be the biggest Man in town Now the girls hate me And won’t give me a chance Because I was the one That lied about romance So take my advice and be ware: Girls want guys that really care! Written by, Michael Coburn

Until Next Time
Life has hit me hard and in a few weeks I won't be able to be on here as often as I would like, so I just wanted to pass words of wisdom on: Don't ever EVER assume you know anyone without getting to know them for the person that they really are. Don't believe every fukin word you hear come out a females mouth (and yes I know I'm a female but I prove my shit) There's Hoes everywhere u go...even here on Fubar LMFAO If you must meet up with someone from Fubar to fuck...please please please wear protection. I know I'm sounding like Mama now but honestly, we in 2008 and if they that easy to get the pussy/dick from, then a few others from Fubar has gotten the pussy/dick as well! Keep true to yourselves and honesty and loyalty in your hearts and everything else will just mesh together fine. Until we meet again, stay sweet fubarites!!

Now And Then
NOW AND THEN Trusting and believing. Believing and trusting. Where will it all lead? It cuts the soul like a knife, and leaves you there to bleed. Days go on and the wounds will heal, still you can’t distinguish what is fake and what is real. The joy turns to bitterness. The love turns to hate. We both know this is not our fate, so lets pick up the pieces and try again. Not just trusting and believing, now and then. Written by, Michael Coburn

The Kind Of Eyes
I see an unrefined person With so much to lose And so much to gain With deep penetrating eyes The kind of eyes That can see through people The kind of eyes That could almost undress A pretty girl With the desire to love The kind of eyes That can warm a girl’s heart With just one look The kind of eyes That can be serious Or full of intrigue With the color of water Before it hits the sea Written by, Michael Coburn

I Can't Do Right & 4eva Do Wrong!
Have you ever had a situation in your life where NO matter what you do it is always wrong? I have this right now & it is driving me crazy! I like (you can even say I love) this really great guy but he cant see beyond the drama in his past to see I am not like that! I have tried to be more open with him & every step I take he kicks me back 15 notches... I am a PPL peson! But I am wrong for being friendly towards anyone! I am a TRUE friend that will give some1 the shirt off my back! But I am wrong for having friends (more so cuz they are guys)! I am a open minded, mouthed person! I will tell you things bluntly regardless if it hurts your fellings! HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE A MAN SEE YOU ARE NOT THE EVERYDAY FEMALE & THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO GIVE HIM U WHOLE HEARTEDLY, BUT CANT 100% CHANGE YOUR LIFE STYLE CUZ THAT MEANS U ARE NO LONGER WHO U ARE!!!?

Ko
HOT! HOT! HOT! Join this new HOT GROUP! Im still looking for new officers such as promoters, recruiters, and small workers to help me run this group smoothly. HOW TO JOIN? 1. Send me a private message inquiring that you want to join. 2. You will be givin an application form that must be filled out and sent to me via fubar mail b4 u are approved. Ive had too many members join and jus want certain things or join and then concentrate on others groups so this time ima make sure i pick the right members. 3. YOU MUST EARN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD!! This will ensure that you are not jus trying to join for a membership card. 4. There will b 3 folders dedicated to the KO girls. (1) for the membership cards (2) for the members (3) for newbie members that must graduate into the main members folder This is group is no different from any other fubar female group. Its basically a group of the hottest ladies on fubar. Different events will be held such as small raffl

Dead Silence
Caught in the eerie calm that exists between lives. Standing in the home of the Assassins, With its dark windows and empty halls. My ears are straining, Hoping to hear . I listen for any signs of life, Hoping but knowing its true. These hallways will forever remain still. No longer will I hear the voices of my warriors. The legacy of the Assassins has been laid to rest. My men have gone, Slain during our battles in hell. Or gone to pursue other lives. Most have moved on, Taking part in other battles. I alone remain here still I stand here alone. I walk the empty halls, continuing the watch over this company. A company once filled with many brave souls, proud men known for their bravery and conquests. But none remain, No longer will they be conquering their enemies. Only ghosts walk these hallways now. The Assassins are nothing more than a memory. A wraith that lingers on, Slowly fading into the forgotten past. And yet here I remain, A lone guardian witho

Shoutz
1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Ho's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she"s Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey"s spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don"t want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey a

My Fu Wifey!!
It's official!!! We're Fu-Married!!! THANK YOU ALL FOR GATHERING HERE IN DIVA'S DEN TO WITNESS THE EXCHANGING OF VOWS AND RINGS BETWEEN SWEETPEA AND UNBREAKABLE. PLEASE HOLD ALL TYPING UNTIL AFTER I SAY SO. THIS IS A TIME OF JOY AND RESPECT, SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR RESPECT TO THIS COUPLE AS THEY CHOSE TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH ALL OF YOU. WHO HERE IS THE WITNESS TO SWEETPEA AND UNBREAKABLE. THANK YOU DRILLIN! YOU MAY BE SEATED. * Together, we can accomplish anything. * Together, we will be better than we could be alone. * Together, we will share our love with the world. * Together, our love will grow into a bond too strong to break. * Our love may be like the ebb and tide of the ocean, but it will always flow. Through the good and bad, I want you to always know that I will be by your side. I will be there for you in the ups and downs of life. I pledge my all to you. PLEASE RISE AS I OFFER A POEM THAT I WROTE FOR THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN; All my happiness goes out to y

Jokes
Watching The Brothel Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad." A bit later, they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well." Then they see a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity ... one of the girls must be dying'."

Wow
WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF JUST CLICK THE BANNER AND COME HANG OUT AND ENJOY THE MUSIC AND SEE HOW MUCH FUN WE CAN HAVE IN HERE WE WILL BLOW YOUR MINDS I AM SURE SO GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE AND ENJOY US !!

A Dream
Share with me a dream And I’ll share with you a smile. For you have warmed my heart And gave my life some style. I danced with out a partner, Alone I dance no more. Because you have brought me love, And left it at my door. BY MICHAEL COBURN

Reborn
It’s like being reborn each and every day when your life is defined to the point that it becomes self evident. The things we cherish and take pride in are the things that keep us going and help us endure life’s unbearable charms. BY MICHAEL COBURN

Shine Me On
shine me on blow me off the endless chase will never stops up and down round and round I chase my tail and to my surprise it never ends these fucking lies all in one one in the same and I only have myself to blame. BY MICHAEL COBURN

Special Folder
I have a new folder that I will be adding too daily. It is a Cancer Awareness Folder. It is designed to Honor those that we love that have/had cancer. No offense intended. I am asking that you stop by, check it out, & if you or anyone you know would like to be included, please send me the pic & all info. TY...

Sexual Zodiac
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex.You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you.Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com

The Rules Of The Female
1. The FEMALE always makes the Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No MALE can Possibly know all the Rules. 4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows the Rules she must immediately change some or all of the Rules. 5. The FEMALE is never wrong. 6. If the FEMALE is wrong it is because of a Flagrant Misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The FEMALE can change her mind at any time. 9. The MALE must never change his mind without the Express Written Consent of the FEMALE. 10. The FEMALE has every right to be Angry and Upset at any time. 11. The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry & upset. 12. If the FEMALE has PMS . . . all Rules are Null and Void.

The Guy’s Rules
(Gotta be fair and post them both, lol...and I must admit, its pretty good.) We always hear “The Rules” From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s Up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anythi

Member Of (tdr)
WANNA JOIN? "E"LLUSION HAS FOUNDED A NEW FAMILY! "THE DEVIL'S REJECTS" IF YOU ARE INTERRESTED IN JOINING HIT HER UP IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE CLICK THE PIC LINK TO HER PROFILE BELOW "E" LLUSION FOUNDER OF (T.D.R.)@ fubar NEW FAMILY LOUNGE "THE DEVIL'S REJECTS HIDEAWAY"CLICK MAIN FAMILY ICON TO ENTER CURRENT MEMBERS ♥ Monique Show luv i show luv!!@ fubar ☆HΣLLƒIℜΣ☆@ fubar Blaze Infamous@ fubar Red-_-Shaolin-_-XX (

Vampire Way
Vampire Way Little tweaker, Silent one... And yet your trip has just begun. Your morning starts by the lack of light, You play your games to dawns delight. Your night soon comes by morning light... When not torn, tattered and confused... Your memories half forgotten, as if abused. And when you look at who you are... Just remember the soul does scar. What is felt in a lonely heart? Does it hurt, can you feel ... Is this trip really real? So find your pleasure...What may it be? Besides your pipe...packed with speed, Can you find just what you lust... And is it a need.. or just a must? So back and forth, Round and round, You find yourself on the edge of town. Trying to sleep by light of day... "Living Life The Vampire Way". By Michael Coburn, 1996

Show Her Some Love
HEY YALL GO SHOW MY OWNER SOME LOVE SHES COOL,AWESOME,AND A GREAT FRIEND Pet Owner Of Smokie YALL BE SURE TO SHOW HER SOME LOVE THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Smokie Owner Of Smokies Saloon/Co-Owner Of Hillbilly Lounge/Co-Founder Of Redneck Leveling Crew/Fu Hubby To Toxic Temptation

Emotional Birthday!
You know, I am now 22! An I look back at my life an I see I have a good one! An now i look at my life an I see I have a better one! I sit back an I sometimes wonder what did i ever do to have it this good! I have a very beautiful son that makes me smile when i am sad an makes me laugh when I am mad! He tells me he loves me everyday! An i have the most wonderful boyfriend in the world! he is so great to me as well as my son! He calls me everyday just to say " I love you"! An I see this point of my life i am happiest! I can't really say I have had a better birthday! however i can say i have had a horrible birthday even the worst birthday! But I know if i was to go to sleep an not wake up in the morning I know lived a great life! I have no regrets! If i could do anything different i would only finish school an not give my mom such a hard time! LOL I LOVE YOU MOM! But I see i could have it worst! My aunt is burying my 4 year old cousin today! An a year ago she buried my uncle last year! My

Thoughts
STOP!!! and take a moment with me……. Close your eyes…… and remember……. Remember that first moment…… the first moment you saw her….saw him Can you see it? Now fall deeper…. deeper into that moment…… feel her…..feel him reach….Reach out…. With your soul….. Are you there? Her smell….his smell… INHALE and hold Savior it, relish in it… Freeze it, take a picture…. Remember…. the first touch…a hug…a hand….a body Now….are you still with me? Are you still with her? Are you still with him? OPEN!! What do you see? I see….I feel…I know…. Eyes wide open I SEE!! You are real. With me…away from me…but IN me You and I are WE….. Can you…… I reach…I touch….I connect WE connect It is that moment…this moment those moments….. future moments….. I know…I KNOW…you me we Alone…together Far and so CLOSE always I know…you know…. The little things….. still alive….feeling…touchi

Crazy Nights!
OMG!! WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?!? THIS WEEKEND IMMA GET DRUNK AN NAKED MY WIFEY IS GONNA WRAP ME IN BUBBLE WRAP AN IMMA JUMP OFF THE ROOF SINGIN A SPOON FULL OF SUGAR HOLDIN AN UMBRELLA!! CRAZY YES I AM BUT HELL YA ONLY LIVE ONCE SO YA MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FUN DOIN IT!! SHE'S VIDEO TAPIN IT SO I CAN WATCH IT OVER AN OVER AGAIN!(FROM MY HOSPITAL BED!) LORD IF I MAKE IT THREW THIS THEN IMMA GO CAR SURFIN AT 80 MPH THE NEXT WEEKEND!!!.....LOL YAY ME!

The Irony Of Love...... Life’s Entanglement.
The greatest irony of love, is loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and/or finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... Sometimes, you think you’re already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you’ll suddenly realize that you’re just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... In my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love, love is always present. It’s just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body, but it beats on the left, maybe that’s the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love, b

Jer's Short Bus
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Happy 39th Bday Chris..rip
I JUST HAVE YOU ON MY MIND ON YOUR BIRTHDAY MORE THIS YEAR THAN I HAVE IN THE LAST 10 THAT U HAVE BEEN GONE..... YOU DESERVE TO HAVE A PARTY ON EVERY BIRTHDAY.....I KNOW NOW THAT BUSTER IS WITH YOU YALL WILL GET THAT ACCOMPLISHED.... AUSTIN REMINDS ME A LOT OF YOU...I JUST WISH YOU WAS HERE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO HUNT BEINGS JAMES IS BASICALLY ONLY IN HIS LIFE TWICE A YEAR IF IT IS CONVNENT FOR HIM... I THINK YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE WHO I AM WITH...WE MET AT FRESHWATER....THAT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WOULD HAVE PEOPLE OVER AND YOU WOULD FREAK THEM OUT WITH UR EYELINER ON..... I AM JUST BEING SELFISH STILL....I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY MY BROTHER.....EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ROBBIE, MICAH, AND DAVID...I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE I HAVE ANY....WE WERE THE CLOSEST AND YOU WOULD FIND TIME FOR ME NO MATTER WHAT....YOU AND TAMI HELPED ME A LOT AND TAUGHT ME A LOT..LOL..GOOD AND BAD I KNOW THIS IS SELFISH BUT I MISS YOU MORE EVERY YEAR!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BROTHER!!! I MISS YOU!!!

The Bounce
THE BOUNCE Some things it is best not to understand. I never thought I’d hear myself say those words. After all, I’m a scientist. Ha! That’s a laugh. Perhaps I should say, WAS a scientist. But no more … ‘The principle is simple,’ my colleague said as he surveyed the apparatus in the laboratory. It was a valid experiment, of sorts. It is known that tens of thousands of people disappear each year without trace, and he had a simple hypothesis for it: ‘Time is measured, and seeing it is measured, it is broken up into units. Now, is this simply a man made concept, or does time, indeed, have gaps between its units? I think the latter, and if so, can we disappear – bounce, as it were – out of our time and into a parallel universe running alongside this one, but occupying our space?’ He discovered a means of attempting to find out in the mysterious world of particle physics, where energy seems to exist in ‘packets’, or quanta, hence the term ‘quantum’. And as he set the machine in

Thank You
I would like to say a very big THANK YOU to all of the special people who helped me to level up last night...you guys are AWESOME and so very generous with your time to get me to Henchman.....and this goes out to you all..... A VERY BIG SHOUT to both Mistress of Wolves and Wiz who both conspired to help me.....Love you guys THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...OH AND I LOVE YOU ALL

Brox Is Back In Full Force
After a drought of a month and a couple weeks. Brox is finally back together. Brox (Bri and Rox) I left my girlfriend to come to Tennessee because my mom met a man and he has a grandson (13 yo) and they can't take care of him. My mom is in her 50's and her boyfriend is in his 60's so as we all know they're in their "prime" for "RETIREMENT" they dont have the patients to deal with a young adhd child. So they called me up and asked if I'd come down and help raise him. It was either I could come down and help or he'd end up in foster care. I was in foster care when I was a child. It fucked me up in more ways than you know. So of course I came down. I had a plan to get Rox here as soon as I got a place of my own. However things went crazy and our 5 year relationship was on the brink of disaster. It got to the point where I had to make somthing happen. So I did. I asked for the company truck and once I got my paycheck I was out the door and on my way to get her. I drove up to Maine Only sto

Victory Or Harley
im looking to get a new bike ive looked at them both the Victory Hammer or the Harley FLSTN Softail Deluxe. Both are good Victory is just a little more american then Harley this is just to think on what every one thanking please let me know thanks

Cowards
Is he really not into you? My cell phone wasn't working. A cold short email that leaves you no opportunity to carry on the conversation. Come on be a man and say it. I am just not really into you. All men are cowards they run and can't say what they really mean. It's sad they have to learn the hard way. It's amazing how a man can be fearless with another man no matter of what the situation is. But, when it comes to a women they run so fast there isn't any dust. So this is where the boys are: home, using their high-speed internet connections to make a love connection.I don't think the problem is that there aren't great, unmarried men for all of us great, unmarried women. The problem is that in a world where a lover can be found with a click of a mouse, a kind of apathy has set in for these men. The thrill of the chase is gone. Women wear their availability on their screennames, so now it's the men playing hard to get and the women doing the chasing

Two Every One Who Fan Rates Adds
please read profile before adding me thanks/i do not cam with anybody please no videos links for your contest left on my page southern sexy man/only accept woman salutes/only/family men/2@ fubar

Personality
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have low conscientiousness. Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously. Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions. Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consum

My Life
MY LIFE IS LIKE A MYSTERY UNTOLD......SOME THINGS I DO AND THE ANSWERS ARE UNKNOWN......WHY DO I DO WHAT I DO ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS TO LIVE LIFE WITH YOU.....BUT HERE I AM ALL ON MY OWN WONDERING WHY I DID WHAT I DID TO MY HOME....FORGET THE WHISPERS AT NIGHT FORGET THE TEARS AND FIGHTS HEAR LAUGHTER FEEL LOVE I'M CLOSING A CHAPTER THAT SHOULD OF SOARED ABOVE...I LOVED MY LIFE I FOUGHT FOR WIFE I DID WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE AND IN THE END EVIL WON....NOW I HEAR SILENCE AND AND FEEL PAIN IN THE AIR.....WE WERE SUPOSED TO CLIMB MOUNTIANS AND THIS ISN'T FAIR.....YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND ME AND YOU TILL THE END OUR WORLDS CRASHED I SLIPPED DOWN INTO THIS PLACE WHERE I NEVER THOUGHT 'D GO NOW WHAT AM I TO DO CAUSE I DON'T KNOW......

Clear Enough For You?
Well didnt think i had to say this cause we all adults right , this is an adult site right? So imma just say this and be done with it NO DRAMA, of any kind will be tolerated. If you harass me your blocked simple as that. If you come on my page with your high school shit, your BLOCKED! If you come on my page talking about any one of my friends you are BLOCKED! Any mean and hurtful thing you do will get you ...YUP you guessed it BLOCKED. S o with that said if you think you cannot follow this simple guidelines please be a pal and beat me to the punch and BLOCK ME as long as YOU go away.....Thankyou now HAVE A WONDERFUL MONDAY!!!!!!!

Fubar
BULLDOG__Fu-Bou... New NSFW policy,Please Read This Blog... Sorry For The I... Texas City, TX subject: Your Main / Primary Pic. received: 11/28/2009 08:41 am replied: no block this member Sorry To Bother You, But Please Change Your Main / Primary Pic. It is Against the New NSFW Guidelines. If You Choose Not To Change Your Main Pic / Primary Image And Comply With The New Guidelines or You Put It Back Up and It Gets Marked NSFW It Will NOT Be Unmarked Please read :http://www.fubar.com/blog/57/1087949 Leave comments and questions here.Thank you for Your Cooperation and Understanding...Sorry For The Inconvienence.Bulldog__ - Fubar BouncerNew NSFW Policy...Starting on Thursday 11/26/2009 we will begin enforcing a new policy for primary photos / avatars and it will apply to everyone. This does not effect non-primary photos (i.e.: random stuff in your photo albums), only the photo that you select to be next to your name

Link Codes
ok i have had a few ppl ask me how i did a link to somewhere on my homepage.. so here is how i did it... if you have any questions... please place them in the comment area < a href=" paqge addy of where you want them to go" >the name of site, lounge, what ever the addy is too < /a> to close it..... no space except at a href

Thoughts 35
Odd that I wake up on a Monday at 6:00am awake! Thats what great sex will do for you, help you sleep like a baby. It was nice because we went to bed early and were able to enjoy sex without worrying about how late it was. Some friends came by yesterday and we sat around out in the backyard talking. I was told that I am much like Sean in the way I handle Anthony. I was wrong in how I treated Anthony last week and they called me on it. I do need to learn what to say and what not to say sometimes. He always has a bad reaction to me trying to talk to him. His attitude has been really good all weekend and today so far. I have been thinking a lot about him having an incentive to do better. I feel like he thinks he is in such a deep dark hole sometimes that there is no way out. He needs hope. he needs positive and not negative that I have been lately! So I will do a lot of soul searching about this. He was very excited about how well he did on his driving lesson on Saturda

French Cuisine Part Two
Receipt Chicken Breasts with Carrot fans Type of dish: entree Nb of covers: 4 ppl Preparation n cooking: 60 min Budget: Economic Origin: Europe Difficulty: Easy Ingredients: • ½ TBSP of olive oil • ½ onion • ½ garlic • 4 chicken breasts • Cup of dates • 4-6 carrots • 2-4 white beets • 2-4 carrots cut into fans • 3-4 strips of bacon, cut into small pieces • ½ TBSP of water • Salt, pepper • Thyme brushwood • 2 pinches of cumin • 3.53 oz of reduced fat cream Receipt in calories: • Total calories of the receipt: 1554.15 kcal • Calories: 388.54 kcal per anybody • Lipids: 0.06 lb per anybody • Proteins: 0.03 lb per anybody • Glucids: 0.05 lb per anybody Material used for the receipt: • 1 cutting board • 1 knife • Serving plater • Wok • 1 wooden spoon Let us prepare onion… Use a sharp knife. Cut the stem then roots, paying attention not to damage the onion its'self. The cut must be sharp and clear. With the point of the knife, delicat

The Wall
I have you in my place you’re in a free flowing dress, heals. Nothing more. You are blindfolded, hands bound above you together facing the wall. I come behind you; you can feel me near you. Jeans, no shirt. My breath on your neck, my hands on your back I tell you that I'm going to fukk you. My hands pull on your hair, nip at your neck You arch your back and present your ass to me. I can’t help but run my hands down your back… down your side… Touching your skin, sending shivers thru you I run my hands around you. Pull you close as my hands hold your chest You can feel how hard I am as I press myself into you. Sliding my hands down to your ass… down your legs. I pause, you hear me unzip. Lifting up your dress I work my mouth on your legs, behind your knees. Slowly up. Wanting to taste you, wanting to experience you. With both hands on your thigh, I move my hand over. I can tell how excited you are. Hands moving over your hips, back to your ass. Teasing you there. Tasting

Native Blood
NATIVE BLOOD RUNZ HOT...SO BE WARNED DNT STEP IN MY SPOT...I'M A SOULJA WHEN I WEAR MY REDZ...JUUST LIKE I SAID I'M THE BADDEST G WIT LOTZ OF LEAD...DNT COME AT ME SIDEWAYZ...I'LL LEAVE YA ON DA HIGHWAY...MY AK WILL MAKE U STEP BACK...I KNOW THATZ A FACT...COPY RIGHT CGE/2008

To Hell With People
I am gettin so sick of people i have helped out... I have leveled so many of my friends and dont get shit in return... Some of you have and you know who you are... But dont ask me to help u out if you cant return the fav..Most of you all know that I will do anything 4 anyone on here... So if you want me to help u then u need to help me.. love to all that has helped me out

How Nice Guys Become Assholes
Entry for April 27, 2008 How Nice Guys Become Assholes Category: Life This is that fastest way to make a nice guy become an asshole. Sit there and play mind games with him. Tell him that you have feelings for him. flirt with him and then turn around and go running back to your ex when it is aparent to start dating him. Most women ask me where are all the nice guys at. Well right here is one. But I need to warn you of a few things first. One don't play your mind games with me. First reason for this is that i am tired to the BULLSHIT that comes with it. If you like me tell me. don't go beeting around the bush until you get what you wanted from me . Second thing I hate is when people start off doing things and don't finish. women you do not know how much it hurts men when you don't finish what you start.I have a high tolerance for pain but damn, that really hurts. if you start finish third thing I hate is when my friends get stuck as the middle man. If there is so

List # 4 Of Club Far Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM BIG PIMPIN NAH-NAH * CLUB F.A.R. MASCOT #1 FAMILY RAWKS *@ fubar (Big151)ClubF.A.R.*Team Captian*Count Chocula **C.B.C**.@ fubar Tommy aka*Fantasy Maker*CLUB F.A.R. TEAM CAPTAIN-------READ MY ABOUT ME!!@ fubar MZ.DREAMS*CLUB F.A.R*Promotions/ Door Girl 4 Centerfolds*I.B.I.C**@ fubar Mikey@ fubar ღ•RideR•ChulA•ღ ♫ CluB FaR ♫ PiMpettE Wo0t F/R/A I Will Do The Same

Stop And Stare
This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us It's time to make our move, I'm shakin off the rust I've got my heart set on anywhere but here I'm staring down myself, counting up the years Steady hands, just take the wheel... And every glance is killing me Time to make one last appeal... for the life I lead Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, can u see what I see They're tryin to come back, all my senses push Un-tie the weight bags, I never thought I could... Steady feet, don't fail me now Gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out And I'm standing down... Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You sta

Married
LOOK FOR EVERYONE ON HERE MY CRUSH WAS FOR MY EX GIRLFRIEND. NOW MY CRUSH IS ON MY WIFE AND MY DAUGHTER AND MY UNBORN BABY THAT WILL BE HERE IN DECEMBER.. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT I AM MARRIED THEN DON'T TALK TO ME BECAUSE I COULD CARE LESS EITHER WAY.. LATER DAWG

Beauty Of Sisterhood
I found this pick... it brought to mind all of my kindred sisters who have started to share with me the wisdon and love as i willingly share with them... caty the ghost Lady victoria Lady spirit wolf Light and Dark wolf grey bella wind whitler willow scarlet witch blue eyes and more...thank u all for being my sisters

Fumoney?
I am now accepting fumoney... not for a spotlight..but just to be stingy..and enjoy the feel of it in my pocket. So, if any of you got money .. you do not want..send it to me!..Oh,,and btw.. have a good Monday and week!

All The Haters
To all the fu$k!ng haters out there that keep marking my pics NSFW need to be shot in the mo!her{ucking head. Go to F-IN myspace if the pics you marked NSFW are to much for you Bit(hes. They weren't even pics of me and they didn't even show any F-IN SKIN go back to church you bible thumpin bitc}es.

My Karma Weekend
It was another weekend, I was planning to go up and visit Hooters of Horn Lake for their annual swimsuit pageant, however that got squashed, the dragon called up and said Alex my youngest had a baseball tournament in Horn Lake and could I help out and watch the kids this weekend. Well the day was not starting out good my both of my parents were sick and could not pick the kids up from the ball field, so I had to leave from work early oh well needed to burn some personal time anyway. I make the two and half hour trek north to Desoto county and to the ball field. I watched Alex’s team win their first game of the tournament. After the game was over and kids were getting their after game talk from their coaches, I spotted a friend from days at my former employer. She was totaled focused on being team mom so I walked up there and said Hey, it is a small world. A hug and we started to talk. She told me that my former employer lost their state contract and they are going

Hosting My First Contest
Pink0828 WANTS YOU! The SEXY WOMEN AND MEN from all branches of Military for a NEW CONTEST! Contest will start once I receive 10 entries and will run for 2 weeks once I do get them. THE RULES... 1. You must have a verified salute to be able to participate. 2. Your contest picture must be in uniform. 3. No charge of an entry fee unless someone else puts you in the contest, then it's $20,000 fubux. However they will get that back if your entry recieves either 100 rates or 1000 comments. This is a Rate only contests. But there will be a special prize given to the top Man/Woman who recieves the most comments. THE PRIZES... 1st place-500,000 Fubux & your choice of a 1month VIP or 7day blast- Plus an Offical Fu Bling 2nd place-250,000 Fubux & a 3day blast or Bling Pack- Plus an Offical Fu Bling 3rd place-100,000 Fubux and a 1 day blast or ticker- Plus an Offical Fu Bling *Pink0828*~*~Help Me With Contest Coming Up. :)XOXOSign My

Thoughts About Fate Love And Perfect
Fate: The supposed force, principle, or power that predetermines events... It also brings who comes and goes out of your life. It's fate who I've meet and who I let go of. I've been dealing with all kinda of fate these last weeks and not knowing what to make out of it. I sometimes feel as if I can't handle it anymore. I'm tired of no one seeing my pain and yet fate is what I keep running into. What does fate have to show me in there days. Why is all the fate I deal with fucked up right now and what is it meaning? Love: A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. I feel so lost when I read what love is suppose to be Becuase I feel so empty inside now and days. I feel as if its a unfinished painting that will never be completed because it has been put to the side and forgotten. Will I truely ever be found and finished and if i am will i be under

Lust
In darkest, deepest corners of the mind, There live the memories that love imprints, Tattooed in places only time can find, Guarded by defenses. Only hints At where the keys reside, how to unlock The doors behind which precious rest is found Can be deciphered. Will it take a shock? A jarring moment? Flashing sights rewound By newfound passion? What this moment brings: A momentary purging of the soul, A frightening new ability. He sings A painful song, but pain unchains the whole. It cannot change the past, but love can light A momentary flame that lasts one night.

Baseball & Yahoo
During the spring, summer and part of the fall months i watch a lot of baseball. I'm a huge fan of the Cardinals. I'll very rarely be on fubar when i am, but usually have my Yahoo IM logged on. If you need or want me, then get me there. It's been a strange day and i usually have at least one person pissed because i didn't answer them at these times. Don't be that person...thanks.

The Truth
How is it possible To be filled with love Yet overflowing with emptiness? To be surrounded by affection Yet consumed by loneliness? To be deliriously happy Yet cry out in sorrow? How is it possible To find solace Yet be afraid? To be healed from wounds Yet crippled with pain? To be made whole Yet broken and fragmented? How is it possible To feel comfort Yet lose hope? To experience passion Yet still be numb? To burst with joy Yet ache with longing? How is it possible To be listened to Yet not be heard? To be wanted Yet feel unnecessary? To have met your match Yet remain unmatched? These are the things I wonder.

Inside The Heart Of The Vampire
You know so many people look and laugh at others because of our differences and thats what makes a unique family. But when you start pulling that family apart and tearing it down to little peices its takes its toll on everyone, You have back stabbers, and two-faced bitches. Liars and i hate to use this word but CUNTS. Everyone in this "industry" is a fucking back stabber no matter what the situation. No one can keep their words straight, and they think that they are better than others. and to be honest Im sick of it Im sick of being told what to do when to do it and who and whom not i can associate with. Its not fun, I fight for the right to do what i want within the limits of UCMJ so I will be damned if anyone will tell me different, all this crap is petty and un called for... I dont agree with any of it. how a once family can be turned into "enemies" is harsh and cruel. Its beyond what i would want to call "family" you never can get rid of family, and thats what we use to be

Lookin' 4 Love In All Tha Wrong Places
My love life has been on a emotional rollercoaster for a long while now.And I have to say I'm tired of looking for a good woman.I was in a relationship with this woman for about 8yrs,and I thought she was the one.Every couple has their ups&down right?..But why do people decieve you behind your back.The one you trust the most&for what?...To hurt your heart,waist your time,crumble everything you both built&to be selfish.All the love&support I gave added up to nothing.The only thing I thank her for is my beautiful princess&my freedom! When we first broke up I was kind of fucked up,but I survived.I got over her,and started dating again.Don't mind the fact of me drinkin' 5th's of grey goose every other day to forget either.Haha,and after I started back dating I was feeling great mingling.I say to myself"shit I'ma cool ass dude,employed,self-made,real,driven&I love women of all races?...I shouldn't have any problems finding a woman".Boy, only if I knew it was gonna be

New Page For Pac Nw Locals!
I cannot believe that no one has thought of this, before!!! When I first came onto Fubar, my intention was to connect with people in our area, and possibly develop R/L friendships; maybe even long-lasting bonds. Each day that I am here, I seem to run into another person from here, that I found only by chance. I am going to create a page that caters to our needs, where we can keep track of one-another. When you are alone for a weekend, maybe look up this page, and contact someone else with the same interests, and MAYBE the same zip code!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ I will be sending out invites to those of you that I know. if you see someone who I am not yet aware of , feel free to spread the word!!!

Finding It Amazing
Those of you who know me, know i'm a very blunt ass bitch and i don't give a fuk less what you all think bout that. It's what makes me who I am. Now what I hate is people thinking I'm a fuking mind reader...u got something to say to me or ask me, open your dam mouth, be an adult and say it/ask it. You may not like my answer or what I have to say but ya know what? Oh fuking well...be the adult that you are and put the big girl/boy panties on and deal with it. I ain't here to please no one or stroke egos. And plz don't feed me the bullshit lines or expect me to believe the shit you tell others. If you can't be real with me, plz move on. I don't need fake ass friends in my life...I'd rather be alone. If you make me look like the asshole, just remember Karma is a bitch. I ain't here for a popularity contest...if you say one thing to me and do another...lol remember I'm a smart ass woman and I remember shit. You can't BS me...I'm 3 steps ahead of ya! B at peace always....

Stories
The Legend Chapter 1 How It Began During the occupation of Britain the Romans used many great military leaders as governors of the British provinces. After the Romans were called out of Britain to help defend Rome from its own invaders, Britain was left with very little in the way of a governing body. There were many small Kingdoms, all fighting amongst each other. With the Romans gone the Danes found Britain easy to defeat, one small kingdom at a time. A young prince was soon to prove himself in battle. His grandfather was a Roman General and his grandmother was a British Princess. He learned military strategy from his grandfather at a very young age and put this knowledge to good use, when at the age of seventeen he was pronounce King after his father was poisoned by neighbouring King who was after his land. This neighbouring King figured that it would be an easy matter to take the land now that the father was dead. He figured wrong. Three Days after he was pronounced King, the yo

Only The Nypd.. Only In Ny..
Feel free to add your 2 cents here.. But I have to say I think it is absolute bullshit that the 3 cops who fired 50 shots at Sean Bell and his friends were aquitted of all charges.. Give me a break.. Are U for real.. OK here is the part that pisses me off the most.. 1.. ONE of the officers fired 31 of those shots alone.. He went through 2 clips.. How do U stop and reload your weapon without realizing that there is no hostile gunfire coming at U?? How do U aquit with a fact like that involved in the case.. The jury in this case is obviously a bunch of morons who has never been messed with by cops.. I have had plain clothes NYPD jump out on me without IDing themselves.. I can only image the way that situation really went down.. And those damn cops should all be locked up.. The one who reloaded and fired a full second clip should be going to jail for the rest of his life.. Well I am done enough venting on this but FUCK THE JURY AND THE JUDGE FOR ALLOWING THAT SHIT TO HAPPEN

Freaking Best Buy...what A Joke
OK so I got home this morning after working almost 16 hours to find out my lap top was not working..Of course my 14 year old son was the last person to use it...So naturally I am thinking he downloaded something or went to some porn site or something lol. So I stay up until BEST BUY opens and take my laptop in to see the GEEK SQUAD....NEVER AGAIN. First of all the little pipsqueak was rude. And then they told me it would take a week and a half to two weeks to get it fixed and back to me. Well, screw that. I took it to the local computer company Maverick Computers. They not only diagnosed what was wrong (my hard drive was dead and had to be replaced) but as you can see I am online which means they fixed it the same day. I will use them for all my computer issues from now on. Same day service compared to 2 weeks. It's a no brainer... Just some food for thought if you ever have computer issues....Don't be bullied into anything always check out your options.

Watch Out For Hackers (like My Body) She Is The One
TO ALL OF FU FAMILY MEMB THERE IS THIS GIRL THAT IS HACKING INTO PPLS PROFILE AND CHANGING ALL PASS WORDS AND DELETING FRIEND LIST I KNOW SHE HAS DONE IT TO 3 PPL ALREADY ..SO JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.....IF YOU WASNT TO SEE HER GO TO MY FRIENDS LIST (LOOK UP CRAWDAD) THEN LOOK AT HIS PROFILE AND YOU WILL SEE HER ......WATCH OUT SHE WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES ..PASS THIS TO ALL UR FRIEND AND FAMILY AND FANS

Club Addictions
Club Addiction We would like to invite you to:Come visit us at ** CLUB ADDICTIONS ** ... "Whats Your Addiction?" Come and Visit Us:*Club Addictions* No time to come by and still want to join? Click here and come back later!*Join Club Addictions* Party Pooper's Link!*Unsubscribe from Club Addictions* Not feeling like dropping by? Still wanna Buy us a Round?*Club Addictions*

Constant Passion
to constantly want someone with everything you are is a burning desire compared to passion deep with in your soul something burns so bright so ferocious and furious despite the warnings you recieve deep in your heart you know its not lust but something much deeper it squeezes the air right out of your lungs it makes the hair stand on your neck it makes your knees feel week and want to buckle its the need of a soft body the rush of a hard chess pressed against the softness of my breast the hot passionate whispers the tender caresses the tingling of your warm tongue against the nape of my neck the pondering hands so big and yet so soft willing and searching for a way to stroke my fires granting all favors big and small not letting an inch of skin exscape your mounting passions of sexual hunger that is my constant passion.

Love Ya Bunches!
Did you ever love someone so much you would do anything for that person? I am telling you, I was engage for almost eight months and never could faln love with the guy. Less than a month after I break off the engagement, he gets with my cousin and marries her two months later...I am not saying I have feelings for him at all because I don't. I am talking about the only guy I have fallen in love with. His name is Steven and I love him with all of my heart! I have never really cared for someone so much. I don't want to leave him during the wummer, but I have to for te fact that my mom doesn't want me to have a boyfriend...

Me And My Blogs
Ok, as I'm entering my 42nd year of existence, I can say with confidence that I've seen a lot of stuff happening in my life. Have I seen it all? No.. But considering that I've been on my own since 15 1/2 and that my life has been chaotic since that time for at least 22 yrs of it.. In a nutshell, it's been a series of success and failures.. *mmmmph* no. not failures.. "lessons learned". It's easy to blame my parents for some of it, except, that at some point, it's not acceptable. My mistakes are, in the end my own. But, hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger! And most of all, I never gave up. Which is why today, I'm finally getting to a stage of my life where things are starting to really work out for me. It's been a hard road, but I'm finally reaping the rewards. I'm far from a finished product and I'm far from being in the most of comfortable zones. But, I'm getting there and I know that I'm way better off than many. And while I would say, hey I

In Loving Memory!!
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor, them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing: they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; the eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, your face, your hands again caress the beloved head and you look

Thank You
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK U TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS THAT ARE THERE FOR ME WHEN IM DOWN , U TRUELY MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL AND I KNOW NOW WHO I CAN DEPEND ON, I LOVE YA'LL ALL, MUAHZZZ. YOUR GIRL SPECIAL K!!!!!!

The Great Chicago Fire
The great Chicago Fire, friends, Will never be forgot; In the history of Chicago It will remain a darken spot. It was a dreadful horrid sight To see that City in flames; But no human aid could save it, For all skill was tried in vain. In the year of 1871, In October on the 8th, The people in that City, then Was full of life, and great. Less than four days it lay in ruins, That garden City, so great Lay smouldering in ashes, In a sad and pitiful state. It was a sad, sad scene indeed, To see the fire arise, And hear the crackling of the flames As it almost reached the skies, And sadder still, to hear the moans, Of people in the flames Cry for help, and none could get, Ah, die where they remained. To see the people run for life; Up and down the blazing streets, To find then, their escape cut off By the fiery flaming sheets, And others hunting for some friend That perhaps they never found, Such weeping, wailing, never was known, For a thousands miles ar

A Silly Poem For Bubby
Well he starts with hello how are you I say, i am fine how about you? He says im from Chicago Where are you? I am there Always in your heart Let me tell you where I will make a start There's one place that is a blooming rose, There's one town I cherish, There's one blaze that never dies, There's one city that thrives The place where I'll always go Is my baby's town, Chicago

Rooms For Rent
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Like My Body Is A Hacker
TO ALL OF FU FAMILY MEMB THERE IS THIS GIRL THAT IS HACKING INTO PPLS PROFILE AND CHANGING ALL PASS WORDS AND DELETING FRIEND LIST I KNOW SHE HAS DONE IT TO 3 PPL ALREADY ..SO JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.....IF YOU WASNT TO SEE HER GO TO MY FRIENDS LIST (LOOK UP CRAWDAD) THEN LOOK AT HIS PROFILE AND YOU WILL SEE HER ......WATCH OUT SHE WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES ..PASS THIS TO ALL UR FRIEND AND FAMILY AND FANS

Racist Motherfuckers
you know the drill..read from the bottom up..he viewed me recently so if you wanna find him and downrate him please do..he's in Texas and is 41 yrs old. I cant believe how narrow minded some people are. WTF ->♫F&#...: oh you're racist,fuck that fuck off scum ♫F&#...: because you had interacial folder and im againt mixing.so im sure yu have been with black me. ->♫F&#...: but why rate me a ten ,then change it to a 1?? ->♫F&#...: i dont usually question rates

Bottle Of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!' But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks ha

What Is Dragon Magick?
Dragon Magick is the calling upon of Dragons to aid you and become co-magicians with you. Dragon Magick can be practiced on its own or along with other Magickal Traditions. Dragon Magick is not for everyone. Those who practice Dragon Magick must be self-disciplined seekers who realize the potential dangers but dares to communicate with and befriend this vast astral power of the ages. It is for the Magician who is serious about changing his/her life and the living space around them. When a Magician dances with Dragons, as the practice of Dragon Magick is called, he/she discovers an intensity of power never before tapped. When tapped into this intensity, it is exhilarating and a Spiritual high. When you are befriended by Dragons as Co-magicians they can empower your rituals no matter what tradition you practice far beyond what you have normally encountered. Their grasp of ancient knowledge is deep and profound. Their ability to see through layers of time both present and past as well

Introduction To Dragons
Everybody knows what a dragon is: an enormous, fierce, bloodthirsty creature appearing in fairy tales and legends as an accessory whose main function is to set off the bravery of knight challenging him. The dragon is an obscure, mysterious character, described in broad terms, and is little more than foil to enhance the hero's valor. Dragon is a legendary beast in the folklore of many European and Asian cultures. Legends describe dragons as large, lizard like creatures that breathe fire and have a long, scaly tail. In Europe, dragons are traditionally portrayed as ferocious beasts that represent the evils fought by human beings. But in Asia, especially in China and Japan, the animals are generally considered friendly creatures that ensure good luck and wealth. According to some medieval legends, dragons lived in wild, remote regions of the world. The dragons guarded treasures in their dens, and a person who killed one supposedly gained its wealth. The English epic hero Beowulf die

Elemental Dragons
Dragons - Air The element of Air governs the eastern quarter of the circle. Its dragon ruler is Sairys (sair'-iss), who oversees the dragons of breezes and winds. Air's color is pure yellow, and is considered warm and moist. The positive associations of Air are sunrise, spring, incense, the wand, the gong or bell, clouds, breezes, the breath, optimism, joy, intelligence, mental quickness, renewing, any kind of helpful air. Negative associations are frivolity, gossip, fickleness, inattention, bragging, forgetfulness, windstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, destructive air in any form. An Invocation to the Dragons of Air Choose music that either represents to you either storms or light, breezy winds. Dancing and singing should make you think of wind blowing across the land. Use candles or other objects of a pure yellow color. Choose herbs and oils that are of the element of Air. Repeat this chant three times: "Dragon ruler of wind and cloud, I call your secret name aloud. Sa

Dragons - Light & Dark
DRAGONS OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS Being the greatest of Dragons, the two Elder Dragons are the most difficult to describe. They embody the principles of Light and Darkness on a cosmic level, most similar to Yin and Yang. They are balanced opposites in harmony. Working with them is like touching pure active or receptive, two concepts very difficult to grasp. They are far easier to work with and communicate. This is in no way to state that they are impossible to work with, only that it is difficult to do so due to their vast powers. Approach them as you might approach the Tao in Chinese philosophy, with respect and reverence. See them as the living embodiment of the principles of Yin and Yang, Night and Day, Darkness and Light. It is also important to remember that 'evil' and 'good' is neither one's sole domain, they contain both, as do we. The Elder Dragons are invoked primarily as an augmentation to any other working you are performing. They are called upon to help balance the

Dragons - Guardians
The Guardian Dragons are adept at their tasks and quite skilled in fulfilling their charges. Remember that their place is to guard and keep secret, not to do anything else, and while they may try... success is not guaranteed. That comes from not following the hierarchy. Other tasks may be asked of other dragons for whom the task falls closest to their sphere of influence. Guardian Dragons may be called to serve for a brief period of time (length of a trip) or for an indefinite time frame (length of a marriage). Guardian dragons are the friendliest of the species and the most fun-loving. Then enjoy simple impromptu rituals that include dancing, singing, and general fun. Simple, very relaxed rituals are an excellent was to introduce children into the field of ritual and getting acquainted with dragons. It is also a very good way for adults to unwind and release stress. These dragons are attracted to ginger and sweet-smelling and spicy incenses. They are greatly interested in div

Dragons Of The Zodiac
Zodiac Dragons Aries: Energetic, impatient, short tempered, sarcastic, witty, lucky, demanding, cutting, egocentric, adventuresome, & feisty. Color = Red Ruling Planet = Mars Stone = Diamond Flower = Geranium Dragon of Aries I summon thee, Your fiery existence, And strength of will, Come before me, I summon thee. Taurus: Patient, loyal, emotionally stable, stubborn, practical, dependable, organized, materialistic, possessive, plodding, sweet, calm, determined, & secure. Color = Pink & Blue (Tyl-green & turquoise) Ruling Planet = Venus Stone = Emerald Flower = Violet Dragon of Taurus I summon thee, From your secure home, Bountiful and cozy, And stubborn of will, Come before me, I summon thee. Gemini: Versatile, fickle, curious, high strung, flirty, changeable, anxious, petty, superficial, & communicative. Color = Multicolor Ruling Planet = Mercury Stone = Agate Flower = Lily Of The Valley Dragon of Gemini, I summon thee, From your thoughtful